Have you ever sucked a straight guy's dick?

Yes I have.

Am I the only one who specifically finds being straight a turn off? I don't really understand the self-loathing of wanting to have sex with someone who isn't attracted to you.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, R3. And I'm not wanting to have sex with them…just suck them off. Actually, the challenge kinda turns me on…there's a danger element to it that I gets my adrenaline pumping.

R4 so basically you are desperate? That's a good way to live life and gain self respect.

I think the whole wanting a "straight" guy thing is totally stupid. I have a friend that dose this all the time.

All you are doing is perpetuating a false stereotype. Not to mention your low self esteem. The only reason you find it exciting is because you think it's wrong and that straight men are more special then gay men.

I've sucked a few straight guys off, OP.

After a year & a half of no sex? YES I'm desperate, R5. And my self-respect levels are just fine. And thank you for the psychoanalysis, R6. Noted!

OP: If you think finding a gay guy with whom to have sex is difficult, finding a straight guy for gay sex is much, much harder.

Not to say that it can't happen, but chances are rather remote. Don't let DL warp the way you think of the possibilities. The overwhelming majority of straight guys do not have gay sex even if they're more accepting of gays in society nowadays.

Straight guys are looking for straight women, and the chances of you sucking the rare straight guy's dick when the guy is drunk, clueless or unsuspecting is remote--and even more frustrating than the inability to find a gay guy.

Keep the faith. Force yourself out occasionally to a gay bar, gay social club, gay websites, etc. You will find someone eventually or at least now and then. But don't count on straight men for your sexual outlet.

Sorry, I know that's not the answer you want to hear, but it's the truth.

R8, call it like I see it. Obviously you are not OK with what you do. If you were, then would not want to hide the fact of who you have sex with.

How would you feel if your same sex partner didn't want anyone to know he had sex with you? Well you are doing that with straight men who also don't want to acknowledged what they did with you. They are ashamed they had sex with you and you know it. Yet you love it and think you are OK.

You're thinking way too deep into this, R10. Whatever makes you feel superior.

Has nothing to do with feeling superior R11. I just find it odd behavior. Like women who go after abusive men or get married to prison trash.

Two words, OP: Glory.Hole.

On that site nifty dot org there is a collection of several diaries by a guy named shoesucker. He visited college bathrooms, did the most amazing and revolting things and wrote (quite well, I thought) about it.

The theme is sucking straight guys, and evidently there are PLENTY of them to go around forever.

(found it finally, see url)

OP sounds old. Please don't spread your old bath house stds to innocent college students.

Sounds like the only thing you'll be cruisin' is a bruisin'. Is this what the incessant frau-bashing is all about here? The fact that you can't get straight dick? Why would you want to? Do you think it comes with special sauce? There are many masculine men who are gay. They like sports, drinking beer, playing a pick-up game of basketball, working on their cars. They can also like gardening, cooking, flower arranging, design, fashion, architecture, politics. Why not go after them? At worst you will just be rejected, at best you won't get the shit beat out of you. Going after straight guys is a dangerous past time. I don't think some of you know how dangerous. Keep that fantasy between your ears and find someone who is actually going to want you.

I also had a friend that was into seducing "straight" guys. This was long before the abundance of porn on the internet and the whole gay for pay sales strategy came into being.

He thought it was a great challenge and that the fact that he could entice a straight man was a tribute to his sexual prowess.

The reality was that these were either gay or bi men. They were masculine and in macho professions like construction, truck drivers and the like. So to him - they fit his idea of straight.

He was much older than I was and from a different time. It was harmless and seemed to give his ego a boost, so I always kept the delusion intact.

The fact that young gay men today are also indulging in this foolish scenario makes me quite sad. If it's just a head game and they are, in fact, in on the joke than I suppose it's not so bad.

But if they are seriously convincing themselves they're "turning" these guys then they're even sadder than my old friend. Because there is no excuse for it in this day and age.

Op is why gays can't have nice things.

Don't listen to this these pearl clutches OP. You're not looking for the love of your life. You're just looking for some dick. And scoring a Straight guy is equivalent to a straight guy scoring a virgin. Men like to hunt and straight men are 12 point bucks.

I sucked a straight buddy of mine and it took forever to get it. You just have to find a moment of horny weakness. Sometimes you just have to get them super horny by engaging in a lot of pussy talk. Be the gay guy who really wants to know about pussy and ask them while plying them with beer.

And whoever said Gloryhole is Exactly correct. The mani thing these guys want if not drunk is anonymity. They don't want go see you, just feel you. Type "married gloryhole" or "straight gloryhole" into PornMd as proof. Just be super selective in who you have over. Private Gloryholes will get you all the straight dick you want.

[quote]Two words, OP: Glory.Hole.

Umm, I have standards.

[quote]OP sounds old. Please don't spread your old bath house stds to innocent college students.

Mid 30s…is that old? I've never in my life been to a bath house & never will. I'd rather jerk off to porn for the rest of my life than step foot in one of those places.

[quote]Is this what the incessant frau-bashing is all about here? The fact that you can't get straight dick?

I don't give a shit whether a dick is gay or straight. But as I thought I made clear in my OP, there are no hot gay guys in this area. So I'm considering expanding my search to include other types of dick. Why is that so difficult to understand?

Thanks for the response, R19. Interesting...I've always thought of gloryholes as places of last resort where gross guys go to get head (or guys with no standards go to give head).

This isn't going to end well, is it?

Taking advantage of a straight man while heavily intoxicated sounds like a horrible thing to do. If he really is straight, he'll have a permanent bad memory.

R22 I'm not talking about rape. Why does everything have to be taken to extremes? Most straight guys know what's going on in a situation like that, especially if they know you're gay. They need two things from alcohols - the lowering of their inhibitions, and an excuse for any of it yo happen in the fiefs place.

OP, Most of the guys going to Gloyholes are straight since it's the easiest, most anonymous and usually only way they know to meet someone who will give them head. Some guys crave good head more than they care who's giving it to them. And some of those guys are surprisingly extremely hot. In my experience I've scored way hotter straight guys than I would have if they were gay. Go to a video booth store around last call in your neck if the woods and see.

But if you have a private gloryhole setup, you can be more selective about who comes by.

R19, you have been watching too many 1980's teen movies. Straight guys don't really like Virgins, they are a lot (pardon the pun) of bloody work.

These days, most people want someone equally experienced.

You can go for "the hunt" on hot out of your league gay guys too. So your theory still dose not explain the self loathing fetish of wanting to be with men who find you discussing.

By the way, by definition sex between to same sex adults is a homosexual act. There is nothing straight about it regardless of who is kicking back and letting it happen.

OP: go for it.

Seducing a straight guy is a fine art. Though it's much easier with southern Euro guys and Eastern euro guys.

This "self loathing" thing is ridiculous and unsophisticated. Only guys who know nothing about human sexuality could could come up with something so lame.

I'm not the OP, and my opinion on what he wants to do is meh/neutral...but why do all of you hysterics think sex activity 'outside of your orientation', so to speak, is some horrible, traumatizing haterape event that will make everyone cry or throw up.

I've had sex with women, and to me it was just like "cool" *shrug* *moving on, then*

[quote]This "self loathing" thing is ridiculous and unsophisticated. Only guys who know nothing about human sexuality could could come up with something so lame.

What's lame is the idea of a hunt for straight men.

Prove it R25, tell me how knowing in advance someone will openly reject you, or find you disgusting or deny your existence and going for it anyway is a positive character trait?

It's as LAME as getting married jail bait with a lifetime sentence. By your logic I could apply the "hunt" theory too....see how lame that hunt theory is?

I'm waiting?

Yeah sure- "straight" guys love to have their dicks sucked by men- they're straight after all. Nothing like living in your own world.

I've sucked two guys who said they were straight. This was when I was young and gullible. I don't believe that to be the case now. However, when I was in the Army, there was a lot of binge drinking and passing out. My hobby was to be helpful and get them back to bad all safe and sound and do the turned head thing. While they were passed out I molested quite a few.

I think it's the "challenge". Men like a bit of a chase. The women in het relationships make the guy jump through hoops to get access to her vag. In the gay world if a guy likes you he'll be sucking your dick in 20 minutes. There is no buildup or challenge because men are inherent sluts. So I think it is the "conquering" aspect that is a turn on.

The answer for all of you should be "no."

Straight men don't accept blowjobs from other men.

Yes r3, the thought of a guy lusting for puss is gross, a total turnoff.

Gay men have been sucking straight guys dicks since the beginning of time.

R31 Exactly. A normal self-respecting straight man would never allow it, unless he'd been drugged or got conned by a convincing shemale whilst completely hammered.

[quote]After a year & a half of no sex? YES I'm desperate, [R5]. And my self-respect levels are just fine.

Maybe that self-respect of yours is misplaced, OP. If no one has deemed you worthy of sex for a year and a half, perhaps you ought to make some changes. But maybe you're onto something. With straight men, you've found a whole new group that doesn't want to have sex with you. Knock yourself out.

And OP sounds like a gay version of a date rapist.

Getting straight dick is easy. Just go to the gym and hang out in the steam room. You'll see a ton of straight guys take their dicks out.

Yes, people here will tell you they're not straight, but trust me, guys get in situations like that, they're horny, and they don't care how they get off.

"Taking advantage of a straight man while heavily intoxicated sounds like a horrible thing to do. If he really is straight, he'll have a permanent bad memory."

Nothing arouses me more than sucking off a hot young married guy who has a child's car seat or two in the back of the vehicle.

R38 = homewrecker

The tossing of low self-esteem accusations and self-loathing accusations are coming from mental midgets who would say the same thing about someone who dates only men of another skin color. They couldn't possibly comprehend the term that "opposites attract." Those accusations say more about the limited mentality of the person making the accusation than the person they're verbally attacking.

R37 - Complete and utter bullshit. The only so-called straight men that would do that are probably fucked up sexual deviants like that idiot Russell Brand. Everyone else would either beat you up or have you arrested.

Tell them they have beautiful feet. 100% of straight men don't consider foot worship as cheating.

Yes, particularly when I was younger in my teens, 20s, 30s. I've had many 'straight' men, and no I wasn't trying for them either.

But then, once they are used to foot worship, they will get a hardon whenever they see you and sooner or later...

R43 Then they must have been closeted gays or bis.

As a straight man, there are some women I wouldn't touch, let alone men!

This is all getting a bit like an episode of Peep Show (Brit sitcom)

Gloryholes are for men whose wives either stopped having sex or won't give a bj. A guy just wants a mouth to get him off in three minutes with no cash exchange, no flirting in a bar, no discussion, no strings of any kind. Easy peasy.

R41 get help. Seriously.

Well, there is Craigslist, of course.

Mostly if you are looking for st8 guys you will get married bi guys, which may be okay with you. But the sources for those are generally adult book stores, roadside tea rooms, etc.

College library tea rooms are notorious, of course, and many a college student has experimented there....but you better not be too old looking. Also, access to college libraries is now more restricted than it used to be.

Gym locker rooms are another good place to cruise for married dick. Or bi dick that isn't into the gay hookup scene.

[quote]As a straight man, there are some women I wouldn't touch, let alone men!

You're not straight. You're gay and in the closet. Otherwise you wouldn't be on this site and you wouldn't be so invested in this thread. Just like you believe no straight guy ever thinks a mouth is a mouth.

You're gay. Deal with it.

I've been sucking off a straight guy who lives in my building about once a week for the past couple of months. It happened kind of by accident (the straight part, not the sucking).

I knew he lived with a woman but figured she was just a roommate. After the second or third time, he made casual reference to "his girlfriend being away" or something. I was kind of like "huh?" and even a little turned off. But he's got a real beauty of a dick, so I keep going back.

WHy is it called a tea room? Is old-fashioned Victorian English Tea served?

OP, first you must learn how to have a conversation directly with the dick,e.g, you could look down at it and say "hey big boy, looks like you need someone to play with you", taking to the dick really is a fine art. Good Luck

[quote]You can go for "the hunt" on hot out of your league gay guys too. So your theory still dose not explain the self loathing fetish of wanting to be with men who find you discussing.

That'd be great…if there were any guys here who are out of my league. I wish you could see the selection I'm dealing with here. And I don't have a "fetish" for straight guys. I thought I'd explained my situation clearly enough, but apparently not. I like MEN, and since there are no hot gay ones around here to fuck around with I'm widening my net to include the straight ones too. There is no fucking "self-loathing" involved. You're telling me you've never been sexually attracted to a straight guy before? Bitch please.

[quote] If no one has deemed you worthy of sex for a year and a half, perhaps you ought to make some changes.

Uh…no. I could get damn near any gay guy in this town. It's me who's chosen not to have sex for this long. Willing partners aren't exactly hard to find when you're good looking with a dick the size of your arm. Every time I sign into one of the various hookup sites I'm bombarded with offers, but as I've stated numerous times now they're all gross. I don't even bother logging in anymore because I know what's out there and it's nothing good. I will j/o to porn until the day I die before I resort to having sex with guys I'm not attracted to.

[quote]Straight men don't accept blowjobs from other men.

Actually I went to high school with a guy who's straight but had the philosophy, "A blowjob is a blowjob." He used to stand up on the bench after gym class with his penis in my face and ask if I wanted to blow him. I did so fucking badly but I knew if I "took the bait" I'd get tortured in school from that point on if anyone ever found out (which I'm sure they would have). I still wish I could have tasted that dick though.

[quote]And OP sounds like a gay version of a date rapist.

Huh? What did I say that could have possibly lead you to believe that?

If it's true that human sexual orientation is on a continuum for many, meaning some people are exclusively straight, some exclusively gay and some lean toward one or the other but can have feelings or be turned on by both (and by the way, these three groups are not divided equally), then I suppose that the "straight" guy who lets you suck his dick occasionally does not fall into the exclusively straight category.

He may operate as a straight person, be happily married to a woman, but on occasion he may drift, but he's not tortured by confusion about his sexual orientation. The trouble comes with the ones who are primarily or exclusively gay who have not been honest with themselves and others. And then these guys get married to a woman and spend the rest of their lives on the downlow because they're actually gay but went down the "straight" path, but it's not something they can maintain as a way of life.

I don't know; it's just a theory, something I read. But it can help to explain why we encounter the occasional straight guy who plays gay here and there, but he can function as in the straight world. Of course, an exclusively gay guy should not be marrying a woman, although we all know that happens from time to time.

BTW I know I'm only responding to the criticisms at this point but I am reading everything you guys are posting so thanks for the input.

Most men think of a bj as akin to a massage. And a masseur can be male or female.

But they never want to make the first move to procure one.

You could start by finding out if he's partnered. No? "I bet you're just about going crazy, hm?".

"Give me a call if you need some help with that."

[quote]Actually I went to high school with a guy who's straight but had the philosophy, "A blowjob is a blowjob."

The answer to that is a big fat "Maybe." In high school or even into your early- to mid-20s, a blowjob may very well be a blowjob. But during those years, you may not be totally honest with yourself about your sexual orientation. You're often times still dealing with the thoughts or confusion in your head even if you can physically "do it" with anyone, male or female.

But once the 'coming out' process is complete (for those who must come out--because many people are gay right off the bat and don't have to tortured by coming out), most people fall into the straight or gay category. Yes, I suppose some are bisexual, but most are straight or gay.

So the fact that in high school your friend said that a blowjob is a blowjob is not quite so black and white. If you continue to receive blowjobs from men only as an adult, but then continue to believe that a blowjob is a blowjob, then you're only deluding yourself if you think you're not gay.

He's married with kids now, R57. And he was always chasing females in high school. I have no reason to believe he was (or is) secretly gay. He was just always extremely horny & not shy about it around me. God I wish we could have worked something out…he was so fucking hot back then. I just had too much to lose at the time though.

Face it, OP. When you talk about a lack of "hot" gay men in your area what you are really saying is "no Nellies please". You obviously have a type. Straight acting guy's guy type? If a dick is just a dick then even the more femme gay men possess those. The "seducing a straight guy" thing is a fantasy that you can control. Going for the real thing is a whole other ballgame. Sometimes they use real bats. Don't go crying to the cops when you get "gay bashed". And it's only a matter of time before you do. Or is that also a part of the allure?

Yea R59, you totally figured me out. Thanks for letting me know my type.

[quote]jesus is coming

He broke out in a hell of a sweat when he did, now that you mention it.

[quote]jesus is coming and all of you have sucked your last dick.

It's always "Me, me, me!" with Messiahs, isn't it?

Let's face it, would you rather have a hot and horny guy experimenting with a BJ or some of these tired old bathhouse queens on this thread?

R22 R34 I am positive the three straight men I blew were straight, are straight and will always be straight. They are all three great-grandfathers now, and if they have been secretly gay all these years that I've known them then they must be having occasional secret joking remembrances with all their other contacts too.

Perhaps if OP could post a few examples of what he thinks a "hot" gay man looks like it would make it easier for us to relate to his preDICament;) Hell, throw in a couple of straight dicks that he thinks are suckable. Enlighten us.

Perhaps, and just perhaps, if OP did some critical self evaluation he'd find out what all the hot gay guys in his area already know: he's an asshole douchebag, which is why no self respecting gay guy will touch him with a ten foot pole, "arm-length" dick or no. Because its always so much easier when it's everybody else's fault, right OP?

BTW, its been my experience that guys blathering on about their self-described big dicks are usually just that: big dicks.

R65, I currently live in an area where most young people move away after they graduate high school or college in search of better job opportunities. So what's left is a bunch of old guys (I'm sure I'll catch hell for saying that) or very young guys. I do see a lot of hot college aged guys when I'm out & about, but those guys are nowhere to be found on any of the gay hookup sites or at the local gay bars, so I assume they must be straight (or closeted). I think one of the major issues is that physical fitness isn't a big priority for people in this region of the country. I'm really not all that picky about a certain "type" of guy, as long as they're physically fit. That's hard to come by around here. I never had such problems when I was living in SoCal.

[quote] I will j/o to porn until the day I die before I resort to having sex with guys I'm not attracted to.

I will j/o to porn until the day I die before I resort to having sex with [bold]gay guys[/bold] I'm not attracted to.

[quote]Perhaps, and just perhaps, if OP did some critical self evaluation he'd find out what all the hot gay guys in his area already know: he's an asshole douchebag, which is why no self respecting gay guy will touch him with a ten foot pole, "arm-length" dick or no. Because its always so much easier when it's everybody else's fault, right OP?

What hot gay guys in my area? Do you know where they're hiding?

"What hot gay guys in my area? Do you know where they're hiding?"

My guess: probably living their lives and not desperately trying to hook up constantly just to they can put another notch on their bedpost, or bragging about all the cock their sucking to their drunken friends.

So the OP is a SoCal queen? This explains everything about her vapid view of the world.

Okay. Serious question for the OP. Do you live in a small college town like Ithaca, New York where the only thing around it is farm land or grape growers and lots of Upstate New York Rednecks? No matter where you live there must be a larger, more urban city or town to visit once in a while. It does sound as if you are rather isolated.

Haha, I only lived there for a few years R71. But it was a glorious few years!

No. No interest if there is no reciprocation.

I'm in the midwest, R72. I won't name the specific city because I don't want to offend anyone who may live around here.

OP, if you're telling us you can't score some hot ex-felon cagemeat then we need to start another thread and provide our tutelage.

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Men love head. And some straight guys will let another guy blow him for some easy good head. I have done it a handful of times. I have posted about it on here at link below.

My straight buddy is back to having me over after a year off. But he won't let me suck him anymore because he has committed himself to three women who he plays with exclusively who know about each other. He just lets me jack him off. And I love it, I love his cock.

Degradation or humiliation can be just as powerful turn on as any other. Actually the words self-respect do nothing to my cock. I'm not saying it's not important to have. But you pearl clutching queens prattling on about self-respect like starry-eyed school girl virgins waiting for their prince to come can have it.

My buddy actually has me watch homemade videos of him humiliating these women, fucking and getting sucked by them while I jack him off. Trust me there is no self-respect on their saliva stained puffed out cocksucking faces, but boy do they women love it and his cock. One married woman actually flies him to Vermont to fuck the shit out of her and sends him back on his way.

To be honest, I love straight guys because I don't have to go the gym six days a week, don't have to be constantly judged by guys looking for a better option. They don't need me to be perfect. They just need me to be available. I can be who I am, and the best at what I do and that is all they want from me.

I think if they're getting their dick sucked by a gay guy they might be gay themselves.

R78. You make several very valid points especially your last paragraph.

R79. You make a very valid point.

The guy discussed in R78 may (or may not) fall into the category discussed in R79.

The more naïve posters in thus thread will never know they're wrong because they will never, ever be venturing out into nastyland.

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I love when you have those righteous people who start screaming that any guy that lets another guy blow him is not straight, but in the closet. They're so adamant that a "straight guy wouldn't...." fill in the blank.

Hilarious.

As if all women and gay men who say it can't happen have any knowledge as to how the brain of a straight man works.

[quote]I love when you have those righteous people who start screaming that any guy that lets another guy blow him is not straight, but in the closet. They're so adamant that a "straight guy wouldn't...." fill in the blank.

They're probably 300-pound drag queens who haven't had any sex with any male in two decades.

Receiving a BJ from a gay guy does not make the recipient gay. Now if the recipient is DOING the blowing...that's another story.

Yes. Repeatedly. And I always swallowed, something that was relatively rare in his blow jobs from women.

Totally agree R83.

R83 Well, I would submit he's at least confused or perverted, if he's not secretly gay or bi.

The vast majority of straight men just wouldn't be remotely comfortable getting sucked off by another man.

[quote]They're probably 300-pound drag queens who haven't had any sex with any male in two decades.

Ha, even if this were true, what makes you think sex has changed in the last two decades? It's hilarious that each new generation thinks they invented it.

[quote]The vast majority of straight men just wouldn't be remotely comfortable getting sucked off by another man

And you know this how, exactly, r88? Are you friends with "the vast majority of straight men"? Or have you just asked the vast majority how they feel?

And even if it's true of "the vast majority," considering how many straight men there are in the world, that still leaves thousands and thousands of straight men who aren't averse to getting sucked off by a man.

R83 And I'll tell you how it works, you sexually desire women and not men. Simple as.

[quote]Well, I would submit he's at least confused or perverted, if he's not secretly gay or bi.

Or sometimes people are just animals and a hole is a hole.

[quote]The vast majority of straight men just wouldn't be remotely comfortable getting sucked off by another man.

Are you a straight man?

R90 Because I am straight, you fool. No, I haven't asked every other straight man in the world, but I know what people are like.

The point is, if you go round offering straight men blowjobs, you're not going to have much luck.

R91

Not really.

Just because you sexually desire one gender doesn't mean you couldn't get it up for another and use that person just to get off.

Sometimes you people are so narrow in your ability to think, it's amusing.

R93

As someone pointed out above, you're not straight. You're gay and in the closet. Stop your denial. Just like no straight guy who gets a blow job from another guy can be straight... No straight guy would spend time on DL and no straight guy would be this interested in this thread.

You're gay.

You're such an idiot, r93. Everything is black and white to you.

You know nothing, really. You just have your assumptions you've made up. Oh, right, you're STRAIGHT yourself.

But a lot of people would say a straight man would have no interest in hanging out on a bitchy, queeny gay chat site. And yet, here you are.

Case closed.

[quote]The point is, if you go round offering straight men blowjobs, you're not going to have much luck.

Maybe in your case that could be true, but if a guy is in good shape and looks clean, there is always a chance of getting lucky. I would think that anyone is going to run away from some 350-lb. nelly queen.

Alright, I will concede the possibility of there being some straight men out there who might let another man suck them off, but they would not be normal. 99% of straight men would run a mile.

R93 types like a closet queen.

That's nice, R98. But still, there's no straight guy that would spend time on DL, so you're both gay and abnormal.

[quote]99% of straight men would run a mile.

You forgot to finish that sentence, r98. Here, let me fix it for you.

99% of straight men would run a mile ... to get a good blowjob.

R96 This site isn't only about gay stuff, it's also about celebrity gossip. Or is it only possible for gays to interested in that?

I'm also here because the honest truth is I have too much time on my hands and I often have trouble getting to sleep at night (I'm in the UK)

And this site is all text, so it's not like gay images are plastered up everywhere.

R100 No, using your logic I could only be straight and abnormal or just gay.

Um, nice try R102. Get out of the closet already. No straight guy would come to Datalounge and be this interested in these topics. You're gay. Deal with it.

No using my logic R103, you're gay, in the closet, and abnormal. And that's actually using your logic.

Nice try though.

What makes you think I'm genuinely "interested"?

R106 Wow, you really are in denial.

None of my straight friends, regardless of how "bored" they were, would ever read a thread titled "Have you ever sucked a straight guy's dick?". They would also never frequent or even know about a site like Datalounge. You're a repressed fag, dear.

Sweetie, the way you light up piss yellow lets everyone know how interested you are.

And yeah, we know you're gay.

OK, I will admit it.... I'm the Winona Ryder troll. That's how I stumbled across this site. I stayed because I found some of the other celebrity gossip and humour thread entertaining. Also posting on other threads gave me something to do while waiting for replies.

But I'm not gay and have never fancied blokes. I never even went through a phase of wondering if I might be gay like apparently some adolescents do.

Yes. In college. My straight roommate, drunk and horny and freshly broken up with his girlfriend, asked me to suck his dick. Begged me. Pushed me down on it. I had NEVER done it before (the college-age out gay virgin, if you can believe such a thing once existed). So I did my best. He was HUNG.

He came like a geyser. He called it "Deathblossom" (which is a "Last Starfighter reference). Told me I was WAY better than his girlfriend (of several years).

Never wanted me to do it again though. Not interested. And frankly I wasn't much either. Nice cock, but not the best looking guy, AND he was my straight friend and roommate.

He's married with two kids now. We still comment via twitter and facebook occasionally. We're not GOOD friends or anything. Distant friends.

He's a smart guy with a decent job though.

So yeah, it happens. And for my very first blowjob, it was a nice ego boost... hot cock, and lots of compliments on my technique (which I only had via reading a lot of porn in the gay porn mags at the time, like Blueboy and Torso... yeah, this was back in the 80s, I'm old).

Would someone slap R98 et al. with a fat cock until her mouth waters? Meaning in precisely half a second?

Because this insistence on conflating "normal" and "straight" and denying, with the haughtiness of omniscience, that it is possible for a heterosexual man to find himself more flexible in his proclivities than even he might expect.

Well, of course, cunt, if one attempts to make a structural definition of the human condition and insist that it is a priori impossible for a heterosexual to engage in a homosexual activity, one can define the world away, can't one, cunt? But in the actual world, people do not live with definitions unless they are quite "abnormal," to use your jargon. Once you, cunt, can see the difference between a person's sexual identity and recognize that this is quite a different thing from activity and experience, you might have a start in earning your presumption to speak on the subject. Naturally people's identity and experience tend to go hand in glove, eventually, but they are not always and inevitably identical or predictive of each other.

Not unless one is a cunt, that is. Right, cunt?

I think there are some straight guys who would rather not go through the hassle to wine and dine a chick and have to talk about feelings. There's no guarantee to get lucky after either. It's easy to wander into an ABS or go online and have the rest of the evening to watch ESPN.

[quote]OK, I will admit it.... I'm the Winona Ryder troll

And that just further proves your gay. No straight guy would give that much of a shit about Winona Ryder to "troll" message boards, especially a gay one.

You're gay, honey. Stop repressing yourself.

R112 No you listen, you cunt. A straight bloke would willingly let another bloke blow him would have to be a fucking weirdo (if not in fact bi or gay)

R114 I'm gay because I like Winona Ryder? OK...

No straight bloke would bother calling another bloke a cunt. He'd have to be a weirdo and deeply closeted.

R117 That's where you're wrong. In Britain, which where I'm from, men get called cunts, not women. Same with "twat".

In college I sucked the cock of a passed out straight guy that I thought was hot. He was small and didn't get hard or wake up. Good times.

I've been blown by a woman, in college. Does that make me straight or bi? He'll no. I'm a faggot all the way.

R118

Are you British or are you gay?

Don't worry, everyone knows you're gay, you cunt.

If a guy lets his dog lick peanut butter off his dick, does that mean he's into bestiality? Sometimes a tongue is just a tongue.

See R118 you're completely wrong. Here in America, guys are guys and don't mind getting off any way they can, including if it means sticking it in another man.

R120 You don't think an average straight guy would find it more unnatural to be blown by another guy than a gay guy would with a woman blowing him?

R121 Yes, I am British.

R122 And that is pretty weird and disgusting. A normal person wouldn't do that.

R123 Yes, I think I've just realised that's the thing, Americans must be more fucked in the head than Brits.

No, R126 just like everything else, Americans are more advanced and aren't so rigid and incapable of having anything more than a narrow thought.

And you're still gay. Please admit it already.

I hate the Brits. They think they are soooo much better than americans. I know so many of them here illegally, taking away jobs from Americans. They will call you names and shit but if you take offense, they will then claim it's british humor and not to take it the wrong way but they are really insulting you.

I'm not gay, sorry to disappoint you. I know you lot here want all men to be gay.

R129, then get the fuck outta here, you fucking cunt! go fuck your fucking queen!

Oh, but you clearly are R129. No "straight" guy would care about this so much. Come out of the closet already.

America on the whole seems more obsessed with machismo than Britain, so maybe that means there's more homoeroticism and sexual confusion there as well.

Oh trust us R129, we don't want you to be gay. You just are.

[quote]America on the whole seems more obsessed with machismo than Britain,

And yet here you are, a "Brit" who is obsessed with asserting his heterosexuality and hiding his homosexuality.

Go figure.

Girls, girls! You're all gay!

You do know that most non-gay people don't feel 100% comfortable with homosexuality deep down, they may want to be tolerant and may well have a great respect for some gay individuals but they don't really want to think about they get up to behind closed doors. So if a person of the same sex tried to come onto them, they wouldn't really be up for it.

R137 you're really in to believing that the way you think is the way everyone else thinks.

You're wrong.

And you're gay.

How did a thread about cock turn so mean?

And everyone just ignored the real true-life story posted at R111 because they're too busy bitching about irrelevant things.

[quote]So if a person of the same sex tried to come onto them, they wouldn't really be up for it.

You sound like some frau who hopes her husband feels that way but, deep down inside, you know he'll take a hot mouth on his cock anytime he can get it and the gender of the mouth doesn't matter as look as it swallows.

Money talks.

So if a mouth is just a mouth, would a straight man let a child blow him? Of course he fucking wouldn't, unless he genuinely was a paedophile.

I've had instances where I've been around straight guys and, once they learned I was gay, you could almost see the wheels start turning in their heads like they want to say/do something but can't quite muster up the courage. Hard to explain, but it's palpable the way their energy & demeanor sometimes changes toward me. Not all straight guys of course, but enough that I can recall it happening. Anyone else ever experience the phenomenon I'm talking about?

R141 And you sound like a bitter woman-hating gay.

You're desperate and now you're reaching R143. Just spend more time dealing with your repression.

R144,

This has happened with three straight women I worked with--only they actually did ask in an indirect and flirty way.

[quote]So if a mouth is just a mouth, would a straight man let a child blow him?

Sorry, Frau, but children don't hang around gloryholes. Your husband won't be after a child for what you can't/won't give him.

[quote]you sound like a bitter woman-hating gay.

Not all women, just the frau mentality that invades these threads. Go take your frau mentality to iVillage.

But who goes to gloryholes? Perverts, that's who.

That's only Dylan's truth and you know that R149.

Here the term woman/women isn't used much, is it? It's all frau, frau, frau, frau, frau!!

[quote]But who goes to gloryholes?

Straight married men whose wives no longer want to have sex.

What about a WOMAN sucking gay guys? Disgusting right?Same with REAL str8 guys.

Come to NYC. Literally every good looking man you see is gay. You'll have more dick to suck than you know what to do with!

[quote]What about a WOMAN sucking gay guys? Disgusting right?Same with REAL str8 guys.

Doesn't appeal to me, but it doesn't DISGUST me. I'm simply not interested.

Such a disappointment this thread has turned out to be. I so thought it was going to be full of hot blowing-straight-guy stories. Instead it's full of finger pointing and judgement. I've had sex with straight guys numerous times since college without even trying to make it happen. It happens people! Bring on the stories!

R158 start us off.

Not a blowing story, but I have one married guy I met by posting an ad on craigslist. He loves showing off his cock and ass, LOVES it. It gets so horny when I ask him to text me pics of it. I remember i had a thread on here taking request from DL as to what I should have him do and I posted the pics. The best was when a DLer wanted to see his hard cock in a hotdog bun, covered in mustard. That was hot.

He is married with a kid now, so doesn't send as many pics. But I love getting him turned on and super horny by asking. He is a 28 yo sexy construction dude as well, believe it or not. Lives out on Long Island.

R144, I think, some straight guys love the attention of gay men even if they never act on it. They like being the object of desire, a role they usually never get to play.

A friend of mine is a big time escort in Las Vegas & he says the majority of his clients are actually married men! I find that insane.

R161 link to the thread or the pics? hot.

I can believe it. Some of the very hottest sex I have had was with "married" men. Either they were deep in the closet or bi or just loved sex in general. The first "affair" I ever had was with a hunky blonde married guy. I know this sounds weird but, if you can have a straight fuck buddy, you will enjoy great sex.

[quote]But who goes to gloryholes? Perverts, that's who.

Men. That's who.

Hi straight chick here. I come here and read sometimes for the great gossip and funny responses. I showed my boyfriend this thread and asked him to type something here after he read a few responses. He wasn’t interested but I kept at him and he agreed to voice his opinion, I just had to transfer his response to here:

I had to laugh at some of the responses to this. I’ll just say straight guy’s don’t find other guys attractive. There’s nothing there.

Most guys don’t understand with all these beautiful women around, why would you want a guy? Also, guys don’t get hard around other dudes. There’s nothing to attract, if they do they’re gay.

There’s plenty of women out here who are hungry for men. There’s plenty of competition, so getting blown is not a problem.

If you’re a good looking gay dude we don’t want you anywhere around beautiful women because that takes away our chances just as much as another straight guy would. We know you don’t want the women but they don’t know that, so you’ve got to go.

Hope this helps. He also asked me to please stop asking him these type of questions from this site, lol.

lol nice try R165 lol. hee. Maybe you should consider writing for a career. ha. lol.

158 here... When I was in my 20s I worked in a large restaurant with a lot of other young ones. There was a particularly hot waiter (who was dating the hostess) that seemed to be flirting with me every evening and always wanting to grab a drink after work, etc. One night after work and after the bars closed we went back to his house and traded bj's and did that for a number of months. He actually (and this will sound like bs) told another one of his buddies at the restaurant and the that guys started making moves and we also started hooking up. That was 25 years ago and both are married with kids.

Well [R165], that's one man's opinion LOL. And I wouldn't exactly expect him to admit to his GIRLFRIEND that he'd let another dude blow him ;)

Of course he is going to say that around his girlfriend, r165. No guy is going to be honest with his girlfriend about same sex attraction.

Of course he's going to say that - because SHE wrote it!

And late tonight R165 's "boyfriend" is going to be on her computer, reading these threads, and seeing if he can get anyone interested.

[quote]There’s plenty of women out here who are hungry for men.

The whole thing sounded too much like fiction. What straight guy talks like that?

And if there's any slim chance any of that post was real (it wasn't), the person should be worried that

[quote]There’s plenty of competition, so getting blown is not a problem.

Your boyfriend's cheating on you and doesn't think twice about it.

Then again, there is no boyfriend, is there?

If BJ's are so easy to come by for straight guys, why do they have to beg (and often pay) for them?

There's a difference between being straight and being gay, married and closeted.

168 & 169 Sorry to burst your bubble but he is straight. We've been together for 2 years and I have to keep on him about his wandering eye (he loves to stare at women with big tits).

I think many men here are being fooled by these so called "straight" guy's wanting to blow them. They are gay, bi or in the closet.

Straight men barely register other men at all really. They truly have pussy on the brain,lol.

And let us not forget the incels (involuntarily celibate) like Elliott Rodger, who go postal because they are not getting sex. That is strictly a hetero male phenomena. Most straight men cannot get sex from women whenever they'd like.

There's a straight guy in my office who obviously wants it.

It's only a matter of time.

There's a stretch of roadway not far from my house that at night becomes a prime cruising area and the majority of the men I have hooked up with there are under 40, married and very much in need of being blown.

Aren't you cute, R174.

That's what they say in the south, right?

Hasn't anyone picked up on the fact that our Brit is totally yanking everyone's chain? He's a troll, just trying to provoke responses. He probably stopped posting because his straight neighbor (or rather, his straight neighbour) just arrived for his weekly blowjob.

[quote]Straight men barely register other men at all really. They truly have pussy on the brain,lol.

R174 this has nothing to do with attraction. Straight guys don't have to be attracted to the gay guy to get hard and get off. There have been plenty of times where I've blown a straight guy while he watches pussy porn or even lesbian porn. They're not looking at me telling me how pretty I am. They are zoned in on the movie.

And this is especially true in a Gloryhole situation where the str8 guy doesn't even see you. If a man can stick his dick in a hole in the wall and get it sucked by a stranger - that alone tells you attraction has nothing to do with it.

R168 & R169 I swear to God, it's like you cannot believe that most men just do not want other men.

People like R180 have clearly been around some pretty depraved people. That is not normal male behaviour.

They don't even acknowledge my existence while I'm blowing them! I'm just a walking glory hole!

It's incredible that anyone can believe a straight man wants sex of any kind from another man. Gay or bi men, whether out or closeted, want sex from other men. Straight men don't. It's really that straightforward.

It doesn't matter if the guy who's treating you like Real Doll is wearing a wedding ring, he isn't straight.

About 20 miles from where I live there is a stripper/titty bar. Next to it is an adult bookstore. In the basement there are a bunch of video booths with glory holes. When in them you actually hear the thumping of the stripper bar music. You can sit in the parking lot and watch the guys leave the titty bar, kind of drunk looking, and go into the bookstore and head downstairs to get their cocked sucked through a glory hole.

It's incredible that people like R184 thinks they have any insight into the inner workings of a straight guy's brain.

R186 And you do?

Repeat after me... "Are you into guys at all or just girls?"

If there is any hesitation at all in responding to that question, then...

"Would you like a B.J. you'll never forget?"

180 is lying. Straight guys don't want to be that close to other guys when they are sexual in any way. Really, you guys act like women don't exist and straight guys would suddenly develop and attraction to men because of desparation.

Truth is they would spank off if they couldn't get a girl. Another guy does not compute...might even make him limp for that matter.

Reality: There are women out here that love to suck cock too!

These threads are ridiculous.

Obviously the op and others mean "straight-identified" when talking about sucking them off.

It's tedious to hear the same shill cries of "they're not straight...!" over and over.

And it inhibits posters from relating stories about their sexual experiences with straight-identified guys, which can be plenty hot.

R189 Correct. A straight man would much, much rather masturbate than go anywhere near another man.

Indeed, R190, I agree. So, why don't you relate one of yours?

R190 In order words, closet cases.

r191 how do you explain all the sex in all male environments where men have no access to women. In barracks, private schools etc., straight guys get over their aversion pretty quickly rather than just jerk off all the time.

The majority of straight men in relationships, have a tendency to cheat (weather on-line or in real life) with drum roll...

Another woman.

I know it's hard to rap your heads around but women are in competition with each other for men because they out number them for one and because straight men are easy and pretty damn rabid when it comes to wanting sex.

Most women, if they are decent looking, have to beat men off with a stick. you guys have NO idea.

[quote]The majority of straight men in relationships, have a tendency to cheat (weather on-line or in real life) with drum roll...

The word is "whether," you bovine frau cunt.

R189 r195, enough already.

A straight man would rather fuck a goat than have another man touch his dick

"Whether" my mistake you silly little gay boy. And I'm one of those women that have to beat them off with a stick.

R194 You're saying that as if it's a fact.

also as a gay man, if you were deprived of sex with men, would you go without sex with another human being entirely or turn to women?

I think I would turn to women. I don't have an aversion to women.

[quote]Really, you guys act like women don't exist and straight guys would suddenly develop and attraction to men because of desparation. Truth is they would spank off if they couldn't get a girl. Another guy does not compute...might even make him limp for that matter.

If only that were true.

R201 I would rather masturbate to porn/pictures only with men.

You mean you would try to 201. The point is whether or not you can stay erect long enough to do the deed. If this is a struggle then it's not worth it.

You are who you are and attracted to who you're attracted to.

Now let's hear some "straight identified" stories!

Good advice, R188! I like it. Very constructive.

R187

I'm not the one claiming to.

But nice try. Well, not really.

[quote]And I'm one of those women that have to beat them off with a stick.

That's probably true... you're probably the type of woman that no guy will let close enough to them to actually let you beat them off.

R206 How do you know he's wrong, then?

It's incredible R186 is so unable to understand simple sentences. I didn't claim to have any special insight into straight men's brains, I just know that no man who is straight wants you to touch his cock. Just like no man who is gay wants to fuck a woman. It isn't a difficult thing to understand. I wouldn't, under any circumstances, be attracted to a woman. I'm gay. A straight man, under any circumstances, wouldn't be attracted to another man. He's not gay. That's it. Anything else us either bi if closeted.

[quote]And I'm one of those women that have to beat them off with a stick.

Which only goes to show how horned-out-of-their-minds men are.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ATTRACTED TO ANOTHER MAN TO GET BLOWN BY HIM!!!

R211 If you're gay or bi maybe. If you're straight you would not want him to AT ALL.

Actually, R209 you don't seem to understand... anything. By proclaiming no straight man under any circumstances wants you to touch his cock, you are in fact assuming you understand how a straight man's brain works.

Sure, there are a lot of straight men that wouldn't want you to touch them, just like there are a lot of straight men who don't care how they get off, as long as they get off, especially when desperate.

But you like to generalize everyone so I guess you're okay with those that believe that because you're gay, you're effeminate and bitchy.

R208 I didn't claim I knew one way or the other. I'm not narrow minded enough to say ALL men do this or ALL men do that. That's the point.

This conversation is kind of ridiculous, "straight" men have been blown by other men under a variety of situations and circumstances.

It is very easy to find a guy to blow you, not so much with women.

The ease of it is attractive, you can shut your eyes and think of whatever...

Those insisting otherwise are either very very young or very sheltered.

[quote]Really, you guys act like women don't exist and straight guys would suddenly develop and attraction to men

Morons who post stuff like this are too stupid to comprehend. The straight men who are looking for a quick blowjob are NOT ATTRACTED TO MEN.

There is NO ATTRACTION involved. There is no reason to like the person giving the blowjob. There is no reason to even know the person giving the blowjob. There is no need for discussion with the person givng the blowjob. It has nothing to do with your religious tainted views of love and marriage.

Love and like are not involved when a straight guy simply wants a quick blowjob.

R209, those are your opinions and not necessarily facts.

And when you speak in absolutes like "no man who is straight would..." or "no man who is gay would..." you undermine your own arguments.

When you folks have finished arguing your endlessly fascinating points of view, just a reminder that we haven't resolved the "which came first: the chicken or the egg?" and "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" questions. So, budget your time accordingly.

[Sure, there are a lot of straight men that wouldn't want you to touch them, just like there are a lot of straight men who don't care how they get off, as long as they get off, especially when desperate.]

And you think it's think the ratio of this is 50/50? It's more like 999/1

R215 Maybe I am sheltered but the kind of "straight" man you are talking about surely cannot be normal. Would a normal man go to gloryholes? Would a normal man want a blowjob so badly he didn't care who he got it from? We'd have to be talking about a sex-crazed degenerate with no standards.

While you guys are discussing about str8 guys,they are probably fucking some pussy.

Just like gay guys cannot be "normal" right R220. No man would be attracted to another man unless they were degenerates and abnormal!

Do you guys realize how sad it is?Blow someone who feel NOTHING for you!

the only reason I keep reading this thread is my fascination with why someone would be so vehement and so invested in insisting how straight men feel about getting sucked off by another man.

What is the investment in insisting this is impossible or never happens or only happens in some random statistical equation.

Just tell me why you care so fucking much about disproving the notion that straight men would elect to get head from another dude rather than get off by their own hand.

R222 That isn't what I said. I don't really believe most gay guys would do this kind of thing either (gloryholes, random BJs)

[quote] Would a normal man go to glory holes? Would a normal man want a blowjob so badly he didn't care who he got it from?

R220. Sounds like a normal guy to me.

[quote]Would a normal man go to gloryholes?

Yes, they're not going there to view the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. They're not going there to meet the love of their life. They're not going there to watch "Frozen." They're not going there to discuss Proust or Balzac.

They want to stick their cock through a hole in the wall where they'll get a fabulous blowjob that will be over so fast that they'll still have time to pick up that package of screws at Ace Hardware.

R227 'Normal' is not in your vocabulary, is it?

R228 displays frau mentality with no understanding of men.

I think the straight virtue defender is 15 if he is a day.

Where the fuck do some of you live anyway? The worst parts of New York?

Right. Clearly anyone who doesn't think like a degenerate, depraved, promiscuous queer is an uptight ignorant middle-American "frau". OK then. Good day to you.

[R227] You must be kiddin' us. That's not a definition of normal at all. Normal is when you jerk off on your own, not go to a gloryhole just to get blown off but some stranger who may or may not have herpes or something.

I have sucked the dicks of probably a hundred "self-identified straight men". They were just closet cases, often as gay as me or even more, but they were cowardly and made poor choices in life. They were not really "straight". I played along but I never fooled myself into thinking I "nabbed" one.

But I have never sucked a straight man's dick. Having been born well after the sexual revolution, never been in a prison and now several years past even "DADT", I have never met a straight man so desperate for genital stimulation that he needed to resort to other men. Besides hookers and your own right hand there are many sexual aids that mimic and recreate the experience of penetrating an oriface.

Some of you just sound silly. This isn't the 1940s anymore. Straight women suck dick. A lot of them actually enjoy it, are good at it, and for many it's simple quid pro quo for the cunnilingus that they expect of their own partners.

Apart from anything I think a lot of men would be pretty nervous about sticking their privates through a hole in a wall and not knowing what's on the other side. What if someone suddenly yanks it or hits it with a bat? That's probably what would be racing through a lot of guys' minds.

Using "normal" in opposition to "gay" is extremely homophobic.

F&F R220 and ban the homophobic troll.

R225.. completely missing the point.

In R233's normal world, every mouth at a gloryhole has herpes.

This argument has played out over many threads for many, many years.

I've sucked a fairly large number of straight guys over the years. I get what I want and they get what they want.

I don't really care whether a group of inexperienced, hysterical people on datalounge believe the fact that some straight guys are very open to getting a discreet blow job from another guy.

And I don't understand at all, why some guys are so doubting and deeply troubled about the reality of these types of encounters.

This is nothing new.

[quote]there are many sexual aids that mimic and recreate the experience of penetrating an oriface.

"Abner! Abner Kravitz come into the bedroom NOW! What is this disgusting thing that I found in the back of the closet? What are you doing with this?"

Two minutes at a gloryhole is easier than dealing with a wife.

R238 I know that not everyone who are so desperate enough to suck a strangers dick has herpes but how in the world will the "straight" guy know that the person on the other side of the wall has no herpes??? Is magic involved or something? Who would stick their, probably, most precious part of their body to a gloryhole? Definitely not the normal ones!

[quote]Apart from anything I think a lot of men would be pretty nervous about sticking their privates through a hole in a wall and not knowing what's on the other side. What if someone suddenly yanks it or hits it with a bat? That's probably what would be racing through a lot of guys' minds.

Adding more to the views that come from a frau mentality with absolutely no understanding of men who seek a quickie NSA bj.

"I've sucked a fairly large number of straight guys over the years. I get what I want and they get what they want."

And for the last time, if they really were straight, they wouldn't want it.

You know when you're watching too much gay porn if you think that 1. Most of the Black guys are top. 2. Most of the Asian guys are bottom. 3. When you think that you can suck a straight guy's cock.

[quote]And for the last time,

That would be nice, r243, but we know that carries the fiction of all the other baloney you posted. No doubt it won't be the "last time" you post your uninformed views that are tainted by your love and marriage desires.

R240 is 700,000,000 years old.

Just F&F the yammering cunt here. She's obviously needing to park her ass on a bed knob.

[quote]Normal is when you jerk off on your own, not go to a gloryhole just to get blown off but some stranger who may or may not have herpes or something.

Masturbation is not normal. It's a sin against god and nature and leads to loss of vitality.

"Do you guys realize how sad it is? Blow someone who feel NOTHING for you!"

I believe that for the majority of males - either straight or gay, sexual acts have very little to do with "feelings."

The opposite might be true for females.

A Kinsey 0 is straight and would not indulge in any sexual behavior with another man. Anything else is bi-to-gay. Get over it.

R250 is talking sense.

[quote]there are many sexual aids that mimic and recreate the experience of penetrating an oriface.

Watermelon man!

I was thinking more of Fleshlights and Tenga eggs, but leave it to the geriatrics of DL to have no other references but archaic ones.

For those of you who think a straight guy would never, ever, ever, ever be interested in a gay guy, please go to google dot com and type in "How did will and RJ meet" and watch the 9 minute video.

Thank you and have a nice day.

Sincerely,

But can we agree that there are really "gay for pay" straight guys.

In this case, money is biggest turn-on for the straight guy.

The last straight guy I sucked off was murdered a few day ago. He answered his door and he was shot dead.

"How did will and RJ meet" Yeah I watched that video and I don't know who pings more. Btw,RJ is bi.Never was straight

Fleshlights and tenga eggs were clearly indicated in R240, but a mental midget just wouldn't get it.

R254 If that happens to a straight guy, it basically proves he never really was straight underneath the exterior he presented.

Sorry, R240/258, but your 60+ year old cultural reference and your antediluvian assumptions about straight married couples pretty much outs you as older than dirt and pretty out of touch.

A more realistic conversation between straight married people in the year 2014 might very likely involve a woman buying sexual toys online for herself, and picking up a gift for her husband to use when she's out of town on business. She could surprise him by leaving it behind with a note, or incorporate his new toy with hers during their regular sex play.

Gladys fucking Kravitz? Are you 90? Typical of what I usually see on the other end of the glory hole. No wonder you cling to your delusions.

You probably think all women hate sucking cock, amirite?

r257, r257, r257

But don't you also suppose a lot of guys are straight until the day they decide to let their dick get sucked by someone they fancy?

When I was in high school, I let a couple of girls suck my dick but I didn't have any true attraction to them.

If you never ask, you'll never know. I could fill a book with a list of scenarios where I regret not pursuing someone otherwise believed to be straight but really nobody knew. They never came out as straight to me. I never came out as gay to them.

I'll never forget the day, I was about 15 or 16 years old when some older guy (maybe 35-40) working in my apt building came up to me and asked me a similarly worded question to r188. I didn't know him from Adam and he never saw me before. He just had the balls to ask and lo and behold he asked the right person at the right time.

R255 If you're talking about the kind of guys who do porn, sure. That genre has been around for awhile now and the fact that gay porn pays more for men than straight porn is said to be the reason why they're doing it. If you're talking about the average, every day straight guy. I would think they'd probably just go for letting the other guy perform oral without having to reciprocate if money was involved. Anything more than that would probably be rare.

R260 thinks every wife buys her hubby a Fleshlight for Fathers Day.

love reading about str8 men experimenting

Have you tried "Yum?"

I've had a number of "straight" guys ask me if I wanted to suck them. I never take them up on it, I prefer to get sucked.

Do straight guys keep their junk nicely trimmed? I don't want to get pubes stuck in my teeth.

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Yes, unfortunately. Many trim.

[quote]180 is lying. Straight guys don't want to be that close to other guys when they are sexual in any way. Really, you guys act like women don't exist and straight guys would suddenly develop and attraction to men because of desperation.

I think I stated it is not about attraction at all. Straight guys who get sucked by other guys are NOT attracted to guys. They like the head. As my straight buddy said to me - he loves women, but having me work on his dick feels better than jacking off himself.

And I remember once I was giving head to a guy, and he kept saying over and over - why can't my girlfriend do that, what can't women do that.

Some of you posters seem to think that Straight guys have so many options when it comes to sex. The average single straight guy has sex about every three months of if that. They aren't landing girls every night of the week.

I have stated my theory before and I'll state it again:

10% of the male population is 100% gay and 10% of the male population is 100% straight. The other 80% falls somewhere in between with a willingness to go either way depending on the situation. The problem we are running into in this thread is that most of that 80% believes they are 100% straight when they are not. So when you get down to it, there is only 10% of the entire male population that would NEVER do anything with another guy and these are the only ones you can really call straight. The other are "straight-identifying" or "gay-indentifying" or gay.

R271, I tend to agree with you, but WOW, there are many studies that many people on here agree with, that say only 3% of males are gay. Real life seems to indicate otherwise, of course.

straight dick bump!

R254, they are both gay, gay, gay.

You can tell school is out for the summer. We've even got one kid claiming his mom gave her husband a fleshlight so he'll stay away from gloryholes in the park.

R271 Oh, I'm sure that's true and definitely not something you just pulled out of your ass.

R262 you are wrong. Gay porn does not pay more, it is a much smaller industry with a smaller budget.

They CLAIM it pays more so the men can get more for their 'dancing' and prostitution services.

I agree with R271 and R272.

[271] I don't think the numbers are that extreme, but this is closer to the truth than most people realize.

There are many variables, but men who go to prison break down into one of 3 groups that are of equal size. One third are open to sex play with each other. The next third is open to sex play now and again but not all the time. The last group mostly just shuts down the sexual part of their existence.

The minute a straight guy even thinks about putting his dick in my mouth for me to suck it is the minute he becomes a gay guy.

No.

Yes, I have. Win-win.

Bisexuality exists r280. And of the 100 million men in America, push come to shove, 90 million of them would be up to some man on man action.

As long as straight wives stop providing sex for straight husbands, there will be straight men looking for a NSA quickie blowjob.

284 - yes and from women, because there are plenty of us out here if you are goodlooking enough and true straight men are looking for us.

Secondly, many here seem to be dealing with a lot of gay, closeted or bi-men - which makes since, you're gay. But true straight men? Out here in the real world would beat off if they can't find a woman, they are simply not attracted to men and it never occurs to them to seek one for sexual gratification. Heck the uglist woman would have a better chance than another guy, so stop deluding yourselves and be glad there are bi and gay men out there that want you.

[quote]yes and from women, because there are plenty of us out here if you are goodlooking enough and true straight men are looking for us.

Go on Craigslist and see how many women are seeking men to blow. Like...NONE. M4F ads always outnumber F4M ads like 20:1, so there's a massive supply & demand discrepancy there.

R285, are you not the least bit acquainted with the meaning of "NSA" combined with "quickie"?

If you had even the slightest notion of what is being discussed, your idea of "from women" is far from the realm any possibility. Just go away frau since you don't have the capacity to comprehend what we're talking about.

Judging from the straight porn I've seen, women don't know how to suck dick correctly. Which makes sense, seeing as how they don't have one. It usually looks painful to be on the receiving end.

[quote] yes and from women, because there are plenty of us out here if you are goodlooking enough and true straight men are looking for us.

I put on an ad as a straight woman on Craigslist sometimes saying I just want to watch a guy jack off. Within 10 minutes I have about 30 responses from guys. Most saying, "wow, women are never that straight forward," and "what a breath of fresh wire." So obviously there is a dearth of the type of women r285 describes. A woman who wants dick can have it every day of the week, twice a day if she wants. A man who wants pussy, not so easy.

You do realize that straight porn, like ALL porn, is just acting and bad acting at that, r288? It might feed into one of your fantasies to think that you can please a straight guy better than any woman could but many women excel at giving head and actually LIKE it. I might go so far as to propose that some of them are better at it than the more timid, repressed and sex-negative gay men among you. Don't assume. And I am not posting to start anything. Just trying to enlighten:)

[quote]Within 10 minutes I have about 30 responses from guys. Most saying, "wow, women are never that straight forward," and "what a breath of fresh wire."

Ant thus, likely through the magic of erstwhile auto-correct, another DL phrase is born. [bold]The presence of fraus on the Datalounge is like a breath of fresh wire!"[/bold]

A friend of mine was sucking off a guy at a nude beach once and when he placed his hand on the guy's hip to steady himself on his knees, the guy pushed his hand away and said "don't touch my ass. I'm not gay"

OK! Whatever works for you! suck, suck, suck

God, men are so gullible. All a gay man has to do to be drowning in hotter dick that he could EVER qualify for by being honest...is to claim to be straight.

slurpy bump

What's with straight guys that are into "traps"...really feminine, girly guys, or pre op mtfs? I see threads all the time on 4chan from guys swearing they are straight yet lusting for traps, posting nudes, etc, yet they say being with another man is disgusting. I do not believe gay men would ever be interested in fucking a trap, so I presume these trap lovers are indeed straight.

You all talk about gay and straight like they are opposites. They aren't. Nor does it compute that straight guys getting blown by guys has the same likelihood as gay guys being blown by women. Most men have engaged in same-sex sex-- are most men gay? No. For some it's a phase, sometimes it's circumstance, some of us want nothing else. Chill out.

Most definitely Yes.

In fact, I prefer str8 cock over gay cock any day.

Easiest way is to post an ad looking for any str8 guys who need a quick NSA BJ on Craigslist and within 10 minutes of the ad going public, I've got 4 to 6 replies. No drama or BS. And the best way is for you to host. They just walk in, drop trou, have a seat, get serviced, blow, pull up and bounce.

No muss. No fuss. No chit-chat. 10 minutes and you're ready for the next guy.

On a good day, can service between 5 and 10 guys in a couple hours.

Yes I have but here's the thing:

When I was younger I liked the idea of turning a guy out a little. Although that's still sorta hot the fact is that either you get yourself in a situation being a no-recip cum guzzler or you spend hours and hours seducing a guy. The seduction was fun, but I've never been that much into blow n go NSA sex unless Im bored.

Also, after getting to know the romance side of straight men via hearing and observing their relationships with their female partners all of the macho shit is mostly an act and men, including straight men, are mostly emotional pussies who can't handle criticism. they can handle physical pain and high stress.. but criticism? No.

Now I've found enough masculine bi and gay men. I get along better with straight men because despite their stupidity they are in general far less neurotic and overly-sensitive than gay men. My emotional skin is too thick for most gay men, However sexually the whole seduction thing isn't worth the effort and the "straight" men who have the biggest libidos are really more bi.

Yes, yes, lawds yes!!

All you gotta do to suck a straight guy is offer them some money. And college guys would prob do it for cheap to (anywhere from $100 to $200 for an hour). I have much experience with this. Supply them with straight porn and you're in business. End done next.

I have sucked a few. it was blow and go with no chat. There were several that were repeats. One was over a year and several times per week.

i hear many 'GAY' men said: they fucked ton of women because 'available'.

No, but he sucked mine

OP, I guarantee you there are a number of seedy locations on and around the various campuses where you will find a veritable line-up of horny straight college men in need of release. It's fast, anonymous, wordless and tasty.

Go to the link for some outrageous stories, supposedly true. I wish he was still writing about his adventures.

[R3] I'm attracted to masculinity and wouldn't it be nice if all masculine men identified as gay or at least were kind/respectful of gay folks. How is it loathing myself to be attracted to or have sex with these types when most men gay or straight are assholes anyway. You take what you motherfucking get be it prick or prince. I may suck a jerk but I'm not the fool who marries and breeds with the jerk.

V

OP, have you tried Ashley Madison? It's for married guys who want to cheat. Most want girls but some want guys. (Haven't tried it so I can't recommend it. But if anyone else has, report back.)

I've fooled around with some straight (or straight-identified) guys. There's no big secret involved. In my experience it's the combination of a curious guy and plenty of alcohol.

R305, shame on you. Ashley Madison???? Smh

Every gay guy has sucked a straight guy's dick.

No dude

R112 That was a seriously cunty reply.

Lots of times in high school, college and the 5 years right after college.

You could blame it on alcohol/pot/etc and talk about how you'd always been curious.

After I hit about say 27 or 28 it got weird - guys got married or in serious relationships and you didn't have those drunken two guys hanging alone in an apartment nights anymore.

I was still in the closet back then so it was just two "straight" guys experimenting - mutual assured destruction if anyone talked about it. And with one exception, they are all married and I'd be surprised if they ever tried it again.

R207 I've heard this so many times on DL, and it's just plain wrong. I've blown 5 straight guys in my lifetime (that I'm certain about.) I know where 4 of them are today. All are married, three are grandfathers; one is a great-grandfather. Two of them I still talk to often, and in both cases we sometimes have a laugh about our little "adventure" fifty years ago!

Finally, I still blow #5 about once every five years!

Yes. In college.

So one that I know of. Possibly more.

Yes. When I was a teen. There was a strip club right next to an adult bookstore. Downstairs they had video booths with glory holes. A lot of the guys from the titty bar would go down the the booths, put some quarters in, stick in the hole, get sucked, then leave.

Where are straight gloryholes in DC?

I'm exclusive Gay but i said 'I'm 100% Straight' when i hooked up with another Gay guys and all of them believe it.a bunch Stupid & idiot illusion.

The YMCA R314.

Yes. I asked if I couled suck it.

Straight guys are lying if they claim they never had a guy suck them. They ALL want to know what it's like at least one time because they've all heard that gays do it better.

R318, you're delusional

No. Just the thought that it had pussy juice all over it is a turn off.

Give me a man's man.

R319 provides a frau viewpoint. They think when hubby says he's going to Home Depot that he doesn't stop at the park.

Who the Hell has not!!!

We are GAY, That's why "str8 guys exixt".

I meant to type"exist" but Nashville's on!!

My partner (spouse now) of 25 years was suppose to be straight. He strayed with women but always came back. He's all loyal and homebody now after a few years rough start. Sexuality is not always clear-cut. I always gravitated to guys I were attracted to. A lot in younger days. Some were clearly gay. Others were more bi at least if not basically straight. Some are married with grandkids now. Few were actual pickups. I am happy with my relationship that grew better with time. Gosh, I am retired now, and pleased my hunt days are well over. I couldn't do the scene now; particularly since I never drink anymore and live in the country. Don't necessarily pass on someone you truly like based soley on an assumed stereotype. You could get suprised in a good way. Just be safe and smart about it.

"Mabel, I'll be back in a few hours. I'm heading out to the hardware store to look for some screws and things."

Question: what if a straight guy sucks his own dick?

*high5* [R322]

Here, here ! Salud!

straight guys are way hotter!

[quote]Question: what if a straight guy sucks his own dick?

I used to have a straight buddy who wasn't shy to tell about him sucking his own dick. Until the word got out to our female friends.

I doubt, although can't be sure, that most het guys think it's really gay to suck your own cock when you do it privately. I'm sure loads have tried but most probably failed. You see straight self-suckers at Chaturbate regularly.

gay men lust after straight dudes cuz they are real masculine men

Yes, more than once. Or, at least they claimed they were straight. I came to judge if they were in fact gay by how much passion they responded with. If they started messing my hair, grabbing my face, nooddling it around, genuinely getting it on as I sucked them off, I marked them as gay. Either messing with me or simply in the closet. The true straight guy just never seemed to let himself go, not totally.

[quote]gay men lust after straight dudes cuz they are real masculine men

Many straight guys are not really that masculine. But some are, it's true. And what is a 'real' man? In my experience many straight guys are vindictive and bitchy gossips.

No.

The straight boys I suck off are so appreciative because I know what I'm doing, unlike their women who don't

So many of their women don't even want to do it and they are horrified at the thought of having to follow.

[quote]All you gotta do to suck a straight guy is offer them some money. And college guys would prob do it for cheap to (anywhere from $100 to $200 for an hour). I have much experience with this.

What's interesting is that I just watched a documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer yesterday, and this was how he lured all his straight male victims back to his apartment--by offering them $50-$100 in exchange for "taking some nude pictures." I couldn't believe how many of them went for it! And many of them were guys you'd never in a million years think would entertain ANYTHING that involved getting naked in front of another guy.

I have, on occasion, set my house up to support my lying about being straight. A wedding photo from when I did Prelude To A Kiss set strategically on an end table. My female roomies shoes and handbag in the entry way. I have a lot of comics and comic related toys so I refer to it as my kids room if he mentions it on his way to the bathroom.

They may fall for it. They may be secretly in on the role play. Either way, it's gotten me some rather voracious blow jobs.

The fact that "most women have to beat men off with a stick" is exactly WHY gay men can occasionally snag a hetero-oriented man, r193.

Gay men are way easier. We'll just open our holes then leave the man be.

Women are gaurded, less interested, less slutty and trying to attach long-term conditions.

Why would I suck a straight man's dick? I haven't even sucked all the gay men's dicks yet. Seems like this is way to make us mo's lose track of our primary bucket list goal. There's supposed to be 30,000,000 gay men in the world and getting side tracked with straight dick is unforgivable.

One day I got sick and tired of the same old trolls on gay hookup media in my 1.8 million-person metropolitan area.

So I decided to woo straight guys on Craigslist for some fresh meat.

I presented myself truthfully, as a fit, gay male complete with pics. But I posted in the W4M sections, against the rules.

I basically talked up the virtues of sex with a male and offered a no-strings experience for whatever position/scene they wanted.

My ads got flagged and banned pretty quickly, but not before plenty of guys responded.

Most responses were men rooting me on and telling me their own experiences of messing with dudes. Many confirmed how true it is that gays give better head or how they need the instant gratification sometimes.

One dude with a huge, cool dick had settled into a hotel for a weekend of clubbing for chicks and doing drugs. He strung me along all Friday night until he struck out and returned to his hotel for some coke and porn.

He needed all kinds of assurances -- that we could keep the lights off, that he didn't have to talk to or look at me; that I obey him at all times and just suck while he watched porn. He also wanted some of my Viagra.

When I arrived, he was very shy and reluctant. But he eventually got very comfortable using my mouth along with his hands and vocally amazed by my BJ.

He liked talking about the chicks on Tube8 and even showed me a female duo he claimed to have fucked personally.

I was into his 8.5 dick that curved slightly downward at full mast.

But it only got full-mast for a few seconds at a time. He blamed it on all the cocaine he was doing.

I ran out of time and left, even though the dude begged me to stay and keep Hoovering him.

The Viagra kicked in for him later. For the next 26 hours, I got text messages begging me to come back, saying what a hot bitch I was and how good it would be now that he was rock hard constantly.

If only I had more time that weekend ;)

No

Many Trannies(or wanna be Trannies) in this thread.

This guy has...

dick sucking in general doesn't do anything for me, it is tedious. I have no desire to suck a dick. I've had mine sucked which was okay, one time it was excellent, but that guy wanted to bareback bottom for me- and wasn't happy about that.

I've sucked a lot of straight men. The fact is a great many of them will let a dude suck them if they are really horny and think no one will find out about it. It has to be just the right situation and usually not someone they know. Their biggest fear is that someone will find out about it.

Being pushy does not work it just turns them off. Str8 men do NOT want to feel like they are being hit on. Don't leer at them, don't make eyes at them. Keep the talk simple and to the point. Gloryholes can be a very good situation, I have blown ridiculously hot guys at gloryholes, but the places that have them are usually packed with loud, obnoxious, stupid gay guys who have no tact and scare the hot guys away. Acting "gay" or aggressive will turn them off fast. Be very clean looking and act like a "normal" guy. Be low key. Be patient. Craigslist is a decent alternative, but you have to make your ad stand out. Don't be gross or crass. Once again low key will always work better.

I have 5 or so guys I blow on a regular basis. All straight with wives or girlfriends. They come back for more because I provide them a safe, clean and easy atmosphere. And most importantly very good head. If you can't do it better than a woman then they won't come back. So many gay guys think they give great head but they are actually terrible. Study up on it and learn some real technique.

R345 - Cocksucker to the stahhhs! :)

Yes, but the cum goes gay in my attentive mouth-gina.

The taste of thick creamy cum, whether from a gay guy or a straight guy is the hottest thing ever. But a straight guy wouldn't reciprocate, so what's the point.

No but I have wanted to.

I've been seeing a (married to a woman) straight guy for 18 months. He's got two kids and lives in the suburbs. But that doesn't stop him from begging me to fuck him every couple of weeks. We met on line.

Does this count?

350- No it doesn't count dear. ...he's a gay man in the closet. Straight guys cheat on their wives with other women. Unless you are a woman you are disqualified.

Thank you for clarifying, you bitch, I mean R351.

352-you're welcome dear.

Get this STRAIGHT! If you sucked the dick of a so called straight man... he is not straight.

I've done it. It was a lot of fun. I'd do it again.

I'd love to taste some straight penis right about now.

R354, your argument does not hold up. I've fucked a woman, but I'm not straight. I even licked her SNATCH! But that was a long time ago.

Very few people are 100% anything.

oh boy

The only thing that makes you "straight" or "gay" is whether you are attracted to men or women. If you are turned on by chicks but are horny and let a guy suck you off (but you aren't attracted to him) you are still "straight". If you are into the dude then you are "bi" or "gay". And it can change from day to day. It's pretty simple, I don't why people make such a big fucking deal about it.

OP just wants to suck dick. We should be supporting him instead of castigating him. You go, OP!

Gay guys, have you vet actively sought out a female to suck your cock? And did you get hard? And did you finish?

Be honest. Don't lie now.

R361

Yes, yes and yes.

Lie, lie, and lie.

R361/363 I have been with 26 women and 1150ish men.

I am not bisexual. I am a gay man that has been with 26 women.

How do you know they're straight? I don't even know any of their last names.

[R364] you're not Gay.

R366 I am gayer than Wayland Flowers and Christmas combined!

R367,even you sucked 9999 cocks,your ass fucked by 9999 cocks,you're not Gayer anyone.AND YOU'RE NOT GAY.

R367 I am a Kinsey 4. That is gay.

Unless you are some less than senseless twat that thinks human sexuality can really be divided into only 3 categories.

I bet Rock Hudson bedded way more women than I did. Was Rock Hudson gay?

R369 Who is whatever Rock Hudson?Kinsey 1-5 's Bisexual.Noy GAY.

So many "experts" on this thread.

When guy's dick is hard and another guy is sucking it, are they gays, bi or straight?

Het guys don't find men attractive at all. Maleness and the male body is not sexually stimulating or attractive to them. It takes sexual stimulation and the ability to find someone attractive to keep the penis hard.

Look at it like this: I know y'all have heard of these before - Het men think of the mailman or baseball to "shrink" his boner ...someone they are not attracted to. I've never seen a straight man ever consider letting another man even near his penis let alone seek one out for an orgasm. To many willing chicks around for that and porn.

Those dudes are gay or fluid bisexuals who are getting sucked off by other men. Most het guys seem to be pretty much wired straight.

Kinsey 2-4 is bisexual, R369. You're just a bisexual with a preference for men.

Nice to know that gay males also have to deal with these bisexual interlopers.

Yes. In college. During a 4way. He halted it a few minutes in. Still very fun. He was a blonde Norwegian swimmer with killer looks and bod. Sigh>>>>>

369 - Rock Hudson was in the spotlight and needed the rumor mill to support him in order to stay palitable to his audience which included adoring women. Secondly he could've been bisexual leaning toward men like you are, which made it easier for him to cover his gay leanings as long as he was still fucking women.

[quote]It takes sexual stimulation and the ability to find someone attractive to keep the penis hard.

Ummm, I don't know about you but my dick can get hard just driving down a bumpy road. Doesn't mean I'm sexually attracted to the road, just that my dick is being stimulated.

R377 You are different, I suspect, from most males. What are you, 17?

I'll only suck off straight guys and only get head from straight guys as well. Once in a while I'll let them stick it in my hot pocket but it's totes cool because we're both straight. No homo!

R361

yes. However a willing female parter who will give a no strings blow job is very, very hard to come by.

Yet all I need is to move my towel a bit on my lap at the gym and a guy is there ready to lap it up.

this is such an easy answer: Yes.

I fucked about 20 women. Married for 5 years (got married at 21!).

But I am 100% gay, married man (to a guy).

Sexuality is very complicated. This is why the gay agenda has suffered so much. We needed true bravery to come out since we can blend so well.

I have a very good looking yoga instructor (female) who wants me to fuck her. Could I? Yes, she's gorgeous and very open. Will I? Why? I love dick. Everything about it. I'm gay.

So, once society allows people to openly express themselves without fear (i.e. in 75 years when mother's will say nonchalantly "Billy and Tommy looked gorgeous at prom!"), only 10% of the population will be "out" living wonderful lives.

The rest will live a straight life and get their dicks sucked or suck one when the get the urge.

In 75 years, I would estimate that 40% of the population will identify as gay or bisexual.

381- you just made the argument for sucking a bisexual mans penis.Read the thread question.

The answer is no, you haven't and apparently neither have they. The only thing you got right is the yoga instructor. A straight guy would have been all over that.

Off topic here please somebody tell me how to get rid of this DL twitter thing that clings to the bottom of every thread. So, I right click on it and then...? And on topic yes I've sucked "straight" dick you just get 'em alone and wait for 'em to drop the mask when whatever circumstantial requirements are met for this *gasp* forbidden *gulp* moment to happen. Some of them like to have another "straight" buddy or two there with them for the nerve do the reveal and then wow whoa yow they're all ready to go and you get to juggle dicks, oh how lucky and busy you've become. And "Thanks!" beforehand if anyone helps me with this uninvited DL titter pop-up intrusive bitch thing down there

One time I sucked six in a row...

[381] Are you Retard.You don't know what is 100%? IDIOT.

It's odd that this conversation still exists. I went to an all-boys school in Switzerland. We were normal: tons of raging hormones, tons of m/m sex.

The vast majority of my friends grew up to marry women and have kids. I'd never bring up to them our experiention.

I love sucking

Julian Rodriguez is my name

wow dude

I blew straight men at the Knickerbocker Club!

Any married man over the age of 40 who is still in relatively good shape is usually game for a BJ from another guy. They're not gay, but they DO want to get sucked off. The wives either don't do it or do a really shitty job. I don't know what it is with low body fat and the propensity to be down with getting head from another guy, but it's just what I've found.

It's usually the disgustingly overweight, unkempt guys that are like "I'm no fag! I can't tell if a man is attractive because I'm straight!" -- these are the ones that no one wants to touch.

R390, thanks for the laugh. I'm pretty sure that if a straight man doesn't get a good BJ at home or none at all, his first or last thought will be to find a gay man. Would you be willing to find the nearest female mouth? Didn't think so.

Don't be so sure R391. Go on craigslist M4M. there are a TON of men in dark rooms, blindfolded, no chit chat, waiting for a blow and go. Go to F4M, there are few very few women waiting on their knees to suck dick. They want dates and romance. Who the hell wants to deal with that shit?

No, but a straight guy's sucked mine and rimmed me. He wasn't bad.

wow dude

45

IAmA hetero guy who visits gay saunas regularly to get easy blowjobs. AMA.

submitted 4 years ago * by gay_hetero

Throwaway account. I thought about posting this for a long time but I thought I would only get trolled with comments like "You're bi, gtfo."

I am a heterosexual male, borderline sex addict. I have a very strong libido. I don't like men and their smell. I wouldn't kiss a man to save my life. I don't want romance with men. I hate the desperate and childish look in a man's eyes.

On the other hand, I could sleep with any women. I just love women and every part of their bodies and mind.

I visit saunas once a month. I usually get high on GHB or ecstasy and find some random dude to suck my dick

R393. He wasn't straight.

R395 is gay and in the closet.

Nah.Any guys fucked both of men and women are Bisexual or Closet Bisexual.

[quote]Het guys don't find men attractive at all.

True. But het guys, who want a blowjob, aren't looking for an attractive person. They want an experienced mouth.

SOME straight guys don't mind. Some even pursue you if they think you're gay but aren't flaming, are reasonably attractive and fit, and seem stable.

Let's be realistic here - the only people straight guys let suck their dicks are women.

I've sucked a couple of guys who were married and one presumably straight Navy guy, (at least, he thought he was) who came twice in my mouth in the space of seven minutes.

R398 They want an experienced female mouth or they're not straight. Keep dreaming. R399 You and 398 should get together and pretend you're straight.

The thing is, blowjobs are awesome and all guys love them. Gays take them for granted. If you're gay and you're seeing someone, you're going to get blown.

SOME straight guys, or guys who identify as straight, who aren't getting blown and want to will find a gay guy to get down with. It's fast, easy, and there's zero chance of drama like there could be with a woman. SOME straight guys have figured this out and are ok with it because, as stated above, blowjobs are awesome and all guys love them.

There are always naysayers in threads like these, but it happens.

Why Many women offers free, fast,and zero drama blowjobs/Sex for 'Gay' guys but not for straight Guy???

Maybe that's reason so many Guy labeled As Gay although They're not,because they can into chick's pant easily.

r404, your post is incoherent.

Beyond even typical DL standards.

There was once a girl. She sucked a straight guy's dick, then she died.

[quote]There are always naysayers in threads like these, but it happens.

Fraus provide the biggest numbers of naysayers at DL. They are unable to comprehend that a blowjob doesn't involve romantic feelings and having to like someone. Probably half those fraus can't even give a decent blowjob. That's why their husband is stopping at the local park.

but Fraus love blowjobs gay men.

OP, is your Grindr broken? Because I'm betting that at least some of those hot "straight" college guys are on it.

Other than taste and scent, and everything that goes with the nether regions, a dick is a dick...

Brah I only suck straight dudes.

When a straight guy wants a blowjob, a mouth has no gender. He'll go with whatever is available.

I love the taste of a straight, married man's cock. The taste is reminiscent of the tears and pain of his wife and children.

A fair number. Especially when I lived in a very small college town and my status as the town cocksucker became well known! LOL

In college, I used to wear a small pin on my jacket: "You say 'cocksucker' like it's a bad thing."

That pin scored me so much straight cock, especially at frat parties.

LOL

"It 'aint gay if it's underway."

I find the guys on this board who INSIST that if a man gets a blow job he has to be to be perplexing, to say the least. People cross boundaries all the time. I've had sex with two women, that does not in any way make me straight. I suppose to a degree I'm bi but I consider myself gay and always have. I'm just sexual and curious. That's the way I think most people actually are, I'm just relaxed about it instead of uptight.

Statistics show the majority of cross dressers are straight men.

Why is it so hard to assume that if a straight man let's his feminine side come out like that, other straight men can't let a gay guy suck his dick?

Lots of straight men like to be fingered. A straight man can certainly put his dick in a willing mouth without a second thought. NOT all straight men mind you, but millions of the billions out there.

This bro is hot

Sucking straight guy cock is the hottest thing EVER.

The problem is people like to place others in neat little boxes, you're either gay, bi, or straight. There's always something in between. A friend and I were talking to two straight guys late night and we of course asked them if they were straight. One said "nobody is completely straight," he had recently been dumped by his girlfriend of I don't know how many years and was heartbroken. The other one was married to a hot chick and said he would let a guy suck him if he gave good head. Neither of them had spoken to eachother about their "gayness" despite openly speaking about it to us. I'm impressed with this younger generation, they were in their late 20's.

I enjoyed the few straight curious guys I sucked in college - them and their dicks. But afterwards I had no hots for straight guys and anyway it was suddenly aids aids aids aids and there weren't curious straights for a number of years. By the time that all died, I had met enough closet cases who really turned me off, that the bloom went of "straight" guys as well. No fank you.

R421 - so did they let you suck them off?

Whatever dude

OP is probably the same person that thinks all the guys on Corbin Fisher who have sex with dozens of men are straight.

None of the CF men are straight, though some are bi for pay.

I can only enjoy sex with a big dicked straight or bisex men and nothing less. Who wants to have sex with a flaming queen! EWWW!

Yes.Regularly. Neighbor that sunbathed nude. What got me curious was his fat dick. He's married and so am I. Love his cum and he does mine. Strictly sexual and no emotions.

I might sound like a frau for asking, but how exactly does one have sex with no emotions?

Yes, and it was delicious. Sometimes, the mood is right and it just happens. I live in Massachusetts and these days and a wedding ring doesn't identify whether a spouse is a man or a woman. He's just cheating.

I had a straight college pal who hung out with a lot of gay guys (art dept.).

We frequently swam and worked out together, so I got to see his big dick frequently. We made jokes about it, and he flirted politely, while dating women.

A few years after college, when I visited him in NYC (before moving there), he offered to let me sleep in his roommate's bed. But then the roommate came home from Europe weeks early.

Without a second thought, he said I could share his bed. I was very nervous about it, but the first night, he law facing me, and I secretly felt his cock, which got hard. He woke up and said, "Go ahead. I know you've wanted it for years."

He made it clear he could not reciprocate, but I feasted on his huge erect dick each night after that. Copious spurts of cum, ball-licking, all while he politely rubbed my head and lay somewhat passively.

He even kissed me the last of three nights, and jacked my dick.

Not gay, just slightly bi towards me, I guess. He told me never had sex with another guy before or after. And now he's happily married.

But what a cock!

They taste just like queer dicks

[quote]He told me never had sex with another guy before or after.

Awwwwe that is so cute that you believed him!

Someone I thought was straight, but obviously was not.

Does that mean yes or no?

Thanks, R431. Now I'm all hard at work!

[quote]Have you ever sucked a straight guy's dick?

Working on it ...

any luck?

Guys with a wife who is 6 months pregnant are usually ready for a hot mouth.

In my experience, guys with just a WIFE are usually ready for a hot mouth.

I love sucking straight dick. The more marrieder the better.

I've sucked "straight" guy's dicks.

I believe everything you said r431 coz that happened to me many a times with most of my straight friends. And I still regret about the ones that got away if I ever did make the first move, I would certainly think it would have happened. Now they are all married, and I still joke around with those that I've fooled around with and we laugh when I remind them secretly of course.

[R423] There wasn't an opportunity to suck them off, but they wanted it. The nerdy one that was heartbroken with a daughter, said he couldn't stay at our hotel (he had to drive an hour home and it was 3 am) because "he didn't know what he was capable of".. so off he went. The other guy that I was into with the hot chick wife got a call from his wife screaming hysterically because he promised to be home by 1:30 am. He put her on speakerphone to show us. So it didn't quite pan out, but he did mention he lives walking distance from where we were, before the wife called.

In a Bangkok whorehouse I did.

Wives can be such a cock-block.

I had a straight friend from work come over to my place for drinks and to simply hang out. Our relationship is totally non-sexual, of course, because he's straight.

After about an hour the fucking wife was texting him literally every 5 minutes "When are you coming home?". She was so obviously worried that her man was going to be seduced by the gay guy.

Women are so fucking annoying.

Sure, why not? I've never propositioned a man whom I know or suspected to be straight, or who held himself out as straight. That would be his job.

After coming out in my 20s, I had 2 long time friends who couldn't keep their hands off me after a couple drinks. The one who shoved his tongue down my throat on a dance floor led to one cock tasting. He was tiny and overly excited. Much more of a mental moment than any physical memory.

The other used to strip down and hop in my bed every time he drank rum. We had regular tastings over the next decade including an amazing road trip to Vegas. That ended when he got married to the biggest cunt in the history of cuntdom.

I still get the occasional drunken sexting when they are fighting...

Hmmmm

Yes, and I don' think my situation is that uncommon.

When I was younger (high school and college) I used to develop deep crushes on my straight buddies. I wasn't out and I wasn't femme and well. "Y Tu Mama, Tambien" was a very accurate portrayal-- we'd be drunk or stoned, we'd wind up blowing each other, and then the next morning things would be really awkward between us and what had been a very close friendship was over.

So yes it happened, but it wasn't worth it.

I think sexuality is very fluid, that few people are exclusively gay or straight, but that most people tend to pick a side and stay there. There have been situations since where I knew that with a bunch of alcohol I could have wound up in bed with a guy who otherwise identified as straight, but there didn't seem to be much point to it and dealing with the emotional fallout the next day would not have been worth it.

Uh ok dude

R403 Right. Because gays are famous for their *lack* of drama.

I've had plenty of straight guys suck my dick.

And that's the shortest route to their assholes.

ive never sucked queer penis....

str8 ass hole is so dam tasty and rauchy/dirty/gooey......YEA