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Gross nursing stories

My friend had to dislodge an impacted bowel movement in an elderly man. In other words, the old man was so constipated, his feces had hardened into a dense ball and she had to pick it out of his rectum, piece by piece.

by Anonymousreply 88April 13, 2021 5:37 AM

... With her mouth!

by Anonymousreply 1May 31, 2014 1:55 AM

Clint Eastwood did the same thing to me

by Anonymousreply 2May 31, 2014 1:57 AM

My friend's sister is a maternity nurse and tells of real (dead) monsters being born, horrible creatures that do not appear human. This is true.

by Anonymousreply 3May 31, 2014 2:07 AM

That's nothing. I used to have to disimpact an old ladies rectum of hardened feces, and her prolapsed rectum would always fall out in the bed.

by Anonymousreply 4May 31, 2014 2:09 AM

Photos please, R3!

by Anonymousreply 5May 31, 2014 2:20 AM

Oh, how uplifting....

by Anonymousreply 6May 31, 2014 2:28 AM

But before I give an order to have the nurse disimpact stool that is unwilling to leave its comfortable hiding place in the rectum, I get to perform anoscopy and make sure everything looks A OK in that rectum. I really look forward to taking out my trusty anoscope!

by Anonymousreply 7May 31, 2014 2:30 AM

There's an instrument called an anoscope?

by Anonymousreply 8May 31, 2014 2:38 AM

OP - couldn't she have given the man an enema to loosen it up? That doesn't seem right.

by Anonymousreply 9May 31, 2014 2:41 AM

R8 - see below. My personal fave!

R9 - oral mag citrate is our friend on the geriatric ward!

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by Anonymousreply 10May 31, 2014 2:51 AM

My mother claims to have had this done in the 70s. She was terribly constipated due to some health issues and it got impacted. She said was awake in the MD office while he performed the procedure, she said he used a long instrument with a small spoon-like hook at the tip, and it was done without any anesthesia and that she could remember him being very young and kind. She said she was mortified. I can not image how humiliating it must have been.

by Anonymousreply 11May 31, 2014 2:51 AM

R11 in all seriousness, constipation/impacted stool is a common issue with the elderly. Many medications used to treat common conditions worsen constipation, and it can be quite painful. It may be embarrassing, but the relief patients feel is palpable!

by Anonymousreply 12May 31, 2014 3:02 AM

I have a client who is a nurse and she once told me she is scared of blood. "Well then how can you be a nurse?," I asked. "I work in the infant ICU, they don't have much blood," was her reply. She went on to tell me a story about when she was in school and was sent out on these intern jobs at different hospitals. Her instructor purposely sent her to an ER in a bid to rid her of her blood phobias. So she's at this nice suburban hospital and everything is quiet. Just as she thinks she's gotten through the day without anything gross happening an ambulance shows up from a nursing home. They bring in an old, old man who had been neglected. Well the head nurse on duty was old school. We're talking white hat, orthopedic shoes, the whole bit. "I like to clean them up a little when they come in like this," she explained to my client who was observing. The man's eye socket was encased in a thick crust of green goo. She started gently wiping it with cotton. When it refused to come off she gave it a poke and POP out flies this man's glass eye leaving a trail of puss and gore as it lands on the tile floor.

by Anonymousreply 13May 31, 2014 3:09 AM

R13

What does your friend mean the Neonatal ICU doesn't see much blood ?

I'm a RN in a NICU and we hang blood, Fresh Frozen Plasma, Cryo, Platelets like there's no tomorrow.

We also attend all high risk deliveries. Lots of blood in delivery.

Your friend should just work in a doctor's office.

by Anonymousreply 14May 31, 2014 5:00 AM

One of the grossest things happened when I was in nursing school.

I was interning on a Med Surg floor and I had a patient with a hemovac (a tub inserted during surgery that is connected to vacuum apparatus that collects drained blood and serous fluid.

Whatever amount that came out we replaced with a blood transfusion. The doctor came to see the patient and said today he would be getting the hemovac removed followed by a transfusion.

After a few minutes I returned to the room and the patient smilingly said you don't need to order the transfusion. I said ,"Why?" and he lifted up his covers and said "I didn't want to be any trouble so I pulled out my own hemovac (!) and drank what was inside (!!!). Now I won't need a blood transfusion".

I almost fainted and upchucked on the spot. How the hell he tolerated pulling out his own drain and then drank the contents I'll never know.

by Anonymousreply 15May 31, 2014 5:08 AM

A friend of mine used to be a social worker specializing in elder care and she always, ALWAYS had stories about dealing with patients' impacted colons (or sometimes, stories about the gross and bizarre ways old married couples would assist each other with this problem). After many years of this, she quit social work and became a dog groomer, and who can blame her?

by Anonymousreply 16May 31, 2014 5:28 AM

R15, HOLY SHIT. That's too fucked up. I can not believe you kept it together

by Anonymousreply 17May 31, 2014 6:28 AM

[quote] My friend's sister is a maternity nurse and tells of real (dead) monsters being born, horrible creatures that do not appear human. This is true.

It certainly is true. I did an internship in the emergency department at Brookdale Hospital (Brooklyn) back in 1990. We had two different women who gave birth at home to these types of children. They called the ambulance and the ambulance brought them to the hospital. They died on the way to the hospital. They were really deformed. One had Dr Spock ears. That was actually very low on the list of crazy/gross things at that ER

by Anonymousreply 18May 31, 2014 6:36 AM

Editor, please! This is disgusting. Flames and Freaks, as fast as lightning!

by Anonymousreply 19May 31, 2014 6:38 AM

Yeah I've done that with an impacted pt before newly out of nursing school. That stayed with me for a while but seeing the relief on the elderly lady face said it all. She hadn't gone for two weeks and no one believed her with the aid charting that she was having reg bm. I assisted her nurse with this.

by Anonymousreply 20May 31, 2014 6:51 AM

It's true about the fetuses that do not make it into...."babies".

My aunt had one. She was advanced maternal age at the time (mid 40's). Around the 6 month mark she went into labor. What resulted was a ball, basically, of tissue with some bone, etc. It had one eye and a couple of deformed limbs and an ear. She has a picture of it. Grossest thing ever.

by Anonymousreply 21May 31, 2014 12:27 PM

R 15 wins. And I wrote it that way on purpose so I won't ever ever have to read that again.

by Anonymousreply 22May 31, 2014 12:32 PM

R9 Get real. Do you actually think we would resort to this measure if the solution was a simple enema ? It's not pleasant and enjoyable for the patient or the nurse.

by Anonymousreply 23May 31, 2014 12:37 PM

When I worked in the ER, I saw my share of maggot-infested wounds. Sometimes it's obvious; other times they have burrowed beneath the skin and you don't notice until you try to take a pulse and feel the skin beneath your fingers move. They look like wiggly grains of rice. The smell is the worst part. We would soak the wounds with betadine or hydrogen peroxide and remove the remaining maggots with forceps. Maggots only eat dead flesh and are beneficial in that they keep a wound very clean and control infection. Still, the sight is alarming. One homeless woman came in with a breast tumor that had broken through the skin and was crawling with maggots; the necrotic tissue smelled to high heaven. That was the only time in my ER career that I had to excuse myself to regain my composure.

by Anonymousreply 24May 31, 2014 12:39 PM

I'm as dry as a biscotti down there. :(

by Anonymousreply 25May 31, 2014 12:43 PM

ThanksR25 After a twelve hour shift in the ER on a Friday night, I needed a chuckle !

by Anonymousreply 26May 31, 2014 12:54 PM

While doing trache care a giant yellow green slug of mucous flew out right smack into my mouth. I vomited and cried like a six year old girl lol. Of course he was growing everything under the sun so I was on a mega course of antibiotics. Of all the gross things I see, smell and hear this was the worst.

by Anonymousreply 27May 31, 2014 12:57 PM

I always felt like Bullwinkle when I manually disimpacted someone. "Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

by Anonymousreply 28May 31, 2014 1:18 PM

Oh my sides R25 lol

by Anonymousreply 29May 31, 2014 1:48 PM

I feel sorry for nurses. Years ago I had surgery and NO ONE told me that they would have to insert a urinary catheter. I was mortified & so embarrassed when I woke up out of surgery that someone'd had to do that to me.

by Anonymousreply 30May 31, 2014 2:08 PM

During his stint in ER as a med student, my friend assisted in the removal of a ketchup bottle from a male patient's rectum, and a roll on deodorant from a woman's rectum. In her case, she volunteered that she got out of the tub, drained it, then dropped her deodorant into the tub, so she climbed in, naked, to retrieve it, slipped, fell and lodged it in her anus accidentally.

Lastly, they treated a guy with scorching and burns to his genitals. The senior nurse explained to my friend that some men have a philia for genital electrocution and that this often results in a night in ER.

by Anonymousreply 31May 31, 2014 2:39 PM

R28 As someone who has done the deed, I certainly relate to your description. I'm LMAO right now. I absolutely know that I'll never, ever be able to do this again with a straight face as the immortal words of Rocky and Bullwinkle echo in my brain.

by Anonymousreply 32May 31, 2014 2:40 PM

R31 You really have to love the stories concocted as to how the strangest of incidents managed to occur.

by Anonymousreply 33May 31, 2014 2:44 PM

R30, the same thing happened to me as well. I was shocked.

by Anonymousreply 34May 31, 2014 3:57 PM

Thanks, r27, I enjoy enjoy a nice long round of sympathetic gagging and cringing.

by Anonymousreply 35May 31, 2014 4:04 PM

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Anonymousreply 36May 31, 2014 5:50 PM

An extremely obese man was brought in and he smelled horrible. When they went to wash him, they lifted the skin folds and cockroaches came scurrying out.

by Anonymousreply 37May 31, 2014 6:05 PM

A doctor in New Orleans told me they keep a pair of long-handled tinsnips in the E/R for cutting off metal cockrings that have been worn too long.

"It's not THAT common, but it happens about once a day during Southern Decadence," he said.

by Anonymousreply 38May 31, 2014 11:57 PM

I can't wait til I'm old and some young precious has to yank shit outta my ass.

by Anonymousreply 39June 1, 2014 12:07 AM

R37, that one freaks me out the most. I'm phobic about any kind of insects, even butterflies. I think I would have died on the spot although what happened to R27 comes in second. I'm allergic to most antibiotics, at least all of those I've ever been given. I seriously think it too could have been the death of me.

All of you nurses who continue in your jobs after these horrors have my respect big time. I don't know how you do it. Kudos to you all!

by Anonymousreply 40June 1, 2014 12:43 AM

Round of applause for the DL nurses!

by Anonymousreply 41June 1, 2014 1:31 AM

You want gross nursing stories? Read this reddit thread. You've been warned.

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by Anonymousreply 42June 1, 2014 1:39 AM

One of the nurses I work with told me about a 700 lb man brought in by ambulance. She needed to put a foley in him and couldn't find his penis. It was engulfed by the mounds of flesh and was tiny anyway, probably because of his out of control hormonal system. She said she literally had to dig into his flesh to retrieve it. The odor was revolting.

by Anonymousreply 43June 1, 2014 1:51 AM

This is why old people die, are made to die, and should die.

by Anonymousreply 44June 1, 2014 1:57 AM

R18, you are obviously not a Trekkie. Although most non-Trekkies and naval types even know that MR. Spock is a military designation for First Officer aboard a ship, space or sea-going. Spock was written as holding many science degrees, but is never identified as "doctor." People always confuse Mr. Spock with Dr. Benjamin Spock, the baby specialist/author, who never once advocated the Vulcan neck pinch as a behavioral-modification technique for misbehaving children.

by Anonymousreply 45June 1, 2014 2:07 AM

People who can be nurses are better humans than the vast majority.

Add onto all the disgustingness in this thread the horrible hours (I can barely get through my 8 hours, can't imagine doing a 12 hour shift even once, let alone routinely!) and f*cktons of paperwork and the hospital environment and I could go on even knowing I don't know the HALF of it...point being, thank goodness there are people capable of being nurses and I think we should have some kind of National Nurse Day like we have for "Administrative Professionals" because they really, really deserve 1000X more credit than they get!

by Anonymousreply 46June 1, 2014 2:09 AM

I second what R41 said!

by Anonymousreply 47June 1, 2014 2:10 AM

There's a funny video on Efukt entitled "Butt Sex Sends Poor Girl the the ER." In an ER in a foreign county you see a girl with her asshole stretched wide open with a spreader. She whimpers as the doctor inserts a pair of metal tongs in her hole; he catches hold of something and slowly brings out a dildo that had been so far up her ass she needed to go to an ER to get it out. The ER staff find it very amusing and are heard laughing as the dildo is pulled from her butthole: "hahahahaha!"

by Anonymousreply 48June 1, 2014 2:28 AM

God almighty, r42, why did you post that link and why oh why did I click on it? That story of the woman with the swamps of Dagobah gushing out of her ass; jesus h christ, I may never recover from reading that.

The nurse who wrote it is a damned good writer, though.

by Anonymousreply 49June 1, 2014 2:29 AM

Go to the link at R42 and read the story of the Native American lady that injected drugs into her taint with infected needles. Don't eat anything while reading it.

by Anonymousreply 50June 1, 2014 2:31 AM

Firemen and EMTs do their share, too.

Our neighbor was called to a third-story walk-up in summer where a very fat man had died and was found only when the stink filled the un-airconditioned apartment building.

He was much too dead to deal with. The hall and steps were narrow. He was enormous and bloated. They got extra men with the gurney, there was a bump, and he exploded. As the men who weren't letting go tried to grab what was intact, the skin slid off the arms and legs, and they were left standing with strips of skin in their hands. The body went bouncing and splatting down the stairs until it hit the end of the landing and emptied itself the rest of the way, with guts and fluids running down the steps. The men started vomiting and it just kept getting worse with the stink and mess. And the neighbors by then were screaming.

Our neighbor said it was the worst day of his life.

by Anonymousreply 51June 1, 2014 2:37 AM

From R42

Stories from doctor friends. 1. Guy was scratching his hemorrhoids with a 50mm bullet and it got stuck up there. Since it was a live round, the bomb squad was called and held their blast shields or whatever around the patients butt as it was removed. 2) Couple wanted to make perfect/custom dildo for guys butt so they put a condom in and fill the condom with cement. Condom breaks and almost a foot of his intestines has to be removed.

by Anonymousreply 52June 1, 2014 2:40 AM

Holy shit, 51, your story really takes the cake.

When we remove a dead body, it is bagged for transport to preclude the explosion you talk about. The gas does build up when the carcus has been in the heat for more than three days and yes, can burst like you say.

We've have some explode in the bag during transport down a walk up building.

I always feel extra sorry for the poor slump that unzips it.

by Anonymousreply 53June 1, 2014 2:48 AM

Not the grossest, but one patient went fishing with his buddies where they got drunk and decided to see who could insert a fishing lure into his penis. Our hero inserted it far enough that the hooks caught inside his penis and it had to be surgically removed after a long ride to the hospital. He was left impotent which he had to explain to his wife.

by Anonymousreply 54June 1, 2014 2:48 AM

[quote] One of the nurses I work with told me about a 700 lb man brought in by ambulance. She needed to put a foley in him and couldn't find his penis. It was engulfed by the mounds of flesh and was tiny anyway, probably because of his out of control hormonal system. She said she literally had to dig into his flesh to retrieve it. The odor was revolting.

During one of my first rotations, I was in the ICU. We were doing rounds and we all walked into the last room. I started to look at the patient, but my eyes were drawn to the patient's stomach. The patient didn't have any clothes on. It looked like the belly of a woman who is 8 months pregnant because the stomach is so big and the belly button is popped out. But this was a geriatric hospital. So I start thinking, "what the hell is a pregnant woman doing here". All of a sudden the pt starts to code. I look up at the face and it's a man. I'm not really processing this. I'm still thinking it's a pregnant person. We are moving all over the room trying to resuscitate the guy. I realize that that wasn't his belly button it was his penis. He was an alcoholic with cirrhosis and liver and kidney failure. His abdomen was distended because his organs were failing. it was all fluid buildup. As they were doing compressions his penis (that looked like a pregnant woman's belly button) was moving the entire time. The stomach was so distended that it looked like it was about to burst with each compression. Everyone was looking, they weren't saying anything. We were all shocked. We never saw anything like this before.

by Anonymousreply 55June 1, 2014 3:00 AM

How loud is the explosion of a bloated body?

by Anonymousreply 56June 1, 2014 3:09 AM

The link at R42 cured me of any lingering interest I had of working in a hospital.

by Anonymousreply 57June 1, 2014 4:22 AM

The two stories which stood out the most for me from the reddit link were the father holding his baby which died in his arms and the old woman with dementia who told the nurse, thinking it was her son, "Don't hit me. You can have the money. It's not about that, just don't hurt me".

by Anonymousreply 58June 1, 2014 4:30 AM

r4's post made me laugh till I cried. Because it's true. And they wonder why we avoid the call bells like poison:)

by Anonymousreply 59June 1, 2014 6:23 AM

My mother was a nurse and had to assist with a couple of suicides of farmers who hung themselves in their barns and no one found them until several days had passed. One guy split open but the coroner had already brought some kind of container to basically carry the ooze that used to be a body. The other was encased in his overalls like a sausage and mom was so proud they got him to the coroner's office without him exploding.

by Anonymousreply 60June 1, 2014 11:06 AM

My friend is a neonatal nurse and when an infant dies, she has to encourage parents to say goodbye by holding and rocking them, naming them, taking photos, taking keepsakes like locks of hair and footprints. This makes the gore I've seen in my career seem extremely minor in comparison. I couldn't do it.

by Anonymousreply 61June 1, 2014 6:14 PM

R61, it can help. When my dog and my cats died I held them in my arms, kissed them, held them close to my heart for probably at least an hour. I took locks of their fur. I had each cremated with some favorite toy or piece of a blanket. I already had pictures of them. I hugged and kissed my father's body when he died and again before they took him to be cremated.

When I go here will be no one to hug me or kiss me or miss me or pray for me. I am happy that I could do that for them and just in case there is a god I pray for my loved ones every day, have not missed a day in the many years since they've all been gone.

by Anonymousreply 62June 1, 2014 7:03 PM

R62 I'll say a little prayer for you tonight, sweetie. Chin up!

by Anonymousreply 63June 1, 2014 7:09 PM

r62, your post made me cry. :(

by Anonymousreply 64June 1, 2014 7:11 PM

R62, I've been there with my own loved ones (human, canine and feline) and know it's an important part of the grieving process. I just know that I would be useless as a nurse as I'd be too emotional. We had a crack addict mother who gave birth to an extremely premature infant in the ER before we could get her to L&D and I'll never forget watching that preemie struggle to breathe before dying. I needed to take some personal days afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 65June 1, 2014 7:18 PM

[quote]Maggots only eat dead flesh and are beneficial in that they keep a wound very clean and control infection.

Wow, the things I learn on DL.

by Anonymousreply 66June 1, 2014 7:18 PM

If you are in nursing...you have a thousand gross stories and you'd rather just forget them.

by Anonymousreply 67June 1, 2014 7:20 PM

With regard to the impacted faeces posts at the start, your nightmares are only just beginning...

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by Anonymousreply 68June 1, 2014 7:26 PM

I'm roaring at r66's link!

[quote]"I decided, after hemming and hawing and talking to my son, that yes, he would let me put poo up his bum to see if that would work” -- Sky Curtis, author, "The Fecal Transplant Book"

And love the photo of the kitchen blender filled with shit and saline next to the tasteful frau flower arrangement!

by Anonymousreply 69June 1, 2014 7:36 PM

Sterile maggots are used in a medical setting to clean necrotic wounds such as diabetic ulcers and bedsores, r66. Some wounds are too deep to use other means to remove dead tissue such as chemical debriding agents and they often cause damage to surrounding healthy tissue if they are not applied properly. The maggots are an alternative to surgical debriding which also has complications such as bleeding, risk of sepsis or cutting away too much tissue. It's not common place but certainly not unheard of to use maggots in wound care.

by Anonymousreply 70June 1, 2014 8:47 PM

Leeches too, R70. They incinerate them after they are done, which seems cruel. But, I guess you can't have them spreading blood borne pathogens.

by Anonymousreply 71June 1, 2014 8:53 PM

Yes, I had maggots on a burn. The doctor said it was good but I can't recall...

by Anonymousreply 72June 1, 2014 10:32 PM

NOPE no effing maggots as treatment. Just let me die. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 73June 1, 2014 10:41 PM

OMG me either. HEEBIE JEEBIES

by Anonymousreply 74June 1, 2014 10:51 PM

Thank you so much R63. It’s appreciated.

I’m sorry, R64. I was just sayin’…I didn’t mean to make you sad.

Bless you for all you do R64. The day something like watching that baby die doesn’t get to you big time is the day you’ll no longer be the wonderful nurse that you are.

Our DL nurses are the best! I’ll bet some of you on this thread are the same nurses that have helped me and so many others out when we post about medical problems when we can’t reach our doctors or whatever and have no one to turn to. Many a time I got great advice and sometimes peace of mind or at least less fear when a DL nurse posted to something I asked. This is a great thread to say THANK YOU again.

by Anonymousreply 75June 2, 2014 12:02 AM

More gross nursing stories. Or just plain old gross stories.

by Anonymousreply 76November 24, 2014 6:58 PM

My wonderful mother is a nurse. I second the thanks to all the DL nurses, even the crotchety ones! It can be a physically and emotionally exhausting job, and it's one of the most important ones in the world.

by Anonymousreply 77November 24, 2014 7:17 PM

Bill Cosby

by Anonymousreply 78November 24, 2014 7:25 PM

R70, I've seen maggots used for wound care. I've also seen leeches used by a team of local surgeons who do reimplantations (reattachment of severed hands and fingers).

If I had a deep wound, I would rather have maggots do their job and clean it up than to submit to surgical debridement, which is far more intrusive. Same with leeches. The maggots and leeches were carefully monitored and kept contained within the area where they were needed, not allowed to crawl all over the patients' bodies.

by Anonymousreply 79November 25, 2014 7:52 AM

bump 'cause this is a great thread.

by Anonymousreply 80January 30, 2015 2:27 AM

I did leech therapy several years ago.

A guy with oral cancer had part of his tongue surgically removed and the docs didn't want the blood to pool and clot inside the tongue (it was very swollen).

They ordered medical grade leeches to "feed" on the blood and excrete an anticoagulant to prevent this. We put a "corral" of vaseline around the leech so it wouldn't migrate out of that particular area.

We were told the leech would just fall off when it stopped feeding, but I couldn't do that to the poor guy, so I just removed it when it got big and put it in a vial of alcohol to kill it.

I've done maggots too -- they're also obtained from a medical supply company and placed in hard-to-heal wounds. The people are usually awake and say they feel a tiny bit of tickling but otherwise no complaints.

When they've cleaned up the wound, you just wash them off with saline.

by Anonymousreply 81January 30, 2015 4:58 AM

the impacted bm must be awful for any healthcare provider who is part of the turd release program. It's absolutely humiliating for the patient. Incredibly painful to experience but such sweet release once things hit their stride. I never told anyone what happened. I took a cab to the emergency room and felt so good afterward that I walked home. It feels like a cinder block is trying to come out until the dig begins.

by Anonymousreply 82January 30, 2015 5:30 AM

Good lord eat an apple occasionally!

by Anonymousreply 83January 30, 2015 5:37 AM

I should have clarified it was post surgical use of Percocet. As I found out, you really should drink two full glasses do water when you take one. I haven't taken anything stronger than Advil or Bayer since that occurred.

by Anonymousreply 84January 30, 2015 5:47 AM

More more!! I want to hear more. Fascinating stuff.

by Anonymousreply 85January 30, 2015 6:11 AM

Yuck

by Anonymousreply 86April 13, 2021 4:58 AM

OP, bobby Brown had to do that to Whitney and she still died.

by Anonymousreply 87April 13, 2021 5:07 AM

My sister is a respiratory therapist & in her early days on the job, told us about a little old lady who had such a severe anal impaction, that the patient herself was pulling feces out of her mouth, & was asking if they could just let her die. I’m not sure I believe it though, sis also “knows” someone who was in the room when the famous actor-gerbil story happened.

by Anonymousreply 88April 13, 2021 5:37 AM
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