I'm sorry, but I just don't.
I do not find Neil Patrick Harris the least bit sexy
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 12, 2018 11:57 AM |
Slap her, Willona!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 9, 2014 12:39 AM |
DB = Die, bitch. Which I hope you will, OP. Imminently. Painfully. Ignominiously.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 9, 2014 12:39 AM |
I don't either. I saw him a few years ago on Fire Island, he is extremely unimpressive in person. He's got a very small, feminine body and a large head. His skin is so pale it is almost transparent and his legs were two toothpicks with no muscle definition. If he wasn't a TV star he would completely slip under anyone's radar.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 9, 2014 12:40 AM |
[all posts by childish idiot removed]
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 9, 2014 12:41 AM |
OP: I hope your mouth becomes a Dooty Houser.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 9, 2014 12:45 AM |
R3 I believe you. He looks plain on TV, so I'm sure he's even plainer looking in person.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 9, 2014 12:49 AM |
His face looks weird lately. I don't know if it's the weight loss for Hedwig or too much botox but he definitely looks better when he's eating.
Either way, I don't find him attractive. And the voice doesn't help.
But, God bless him, he's made people think he's got talent and that's all that matters.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 9, 2014 12:52 AM |
He's a dweeb and always will be.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 9, 2014 12:53 AM |
You start shit about Neil every couple of weeks. I wonder what it's like to be so consumed with jealousy. Hope your tragic life improves.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 9, 2014 12:54 AM |
I'm kind of dismayed he was sighted on Fire Island.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 9, 2014 12:56 AM |
Oh, lord - it was only a matter of time before the Neil stans showed up.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 9, 2014 12:57 AM |
Get a load of the crazed stan throwing a hissy fit at r9!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 9, 2014 12:57 AM |
He's a total turn off
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 10, 2014 6:20 PM |
[quote]He's a total turn off
And the smug personality doesn't help.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 10, 2014 6:29 PM |
I have had enough of him to last for the next 50 years. He has become the go to gay for Broadway and awards shows. Tiresome.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 10, 2014 6:30 PM |
I'd be surprised if any finds him sexy based on his looks. He does have charisma though, and that can be sexy.
But I don't think he's remotely attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 10, 2014 6:31 PM |
That's nice, OP. I'm sure he wouldn't find you sexy either.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 10, 2014 6:31 PM |
Fascinating
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 10, 2014 6:31 PM |
Never liked this smug, ugly, little prick.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 10, 2014 6:33 PM |
Straight, gay or whatever...he's not fugly, but pings boring, dull and goofy...with zero sexual quotient from any angle.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 10, 2014 6:37 PM |
Like 98% of Dataloungers here, I find his homosexuality to be the biggest turn off.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 10, 2014 6:40 PM |
I agree with OP.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 10, 2014 6:50 PM |
I hate this narcissistic d-bag.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 10, 2014 7:19 PM |
I hate you, R23.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 10, 2014 7:20 PM |
Why would he need to turn anyone on? Many stars have zero sex appeal, despite what PEOPLE Magazine may promote.
Maybe NPH should bring an entourage over to Africa; have photos of himself posing with African orphans; then when the session is over, retreat to his waiting pricy vehicle. A few of those photos, and the media will call him "Saint Neil". Eventually, the Academy will award him the Thalberg statue.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 10, 2014 7:41 PM |
I agree and I'd plow just about anything.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 10, 2014 7:50 PM |
Not sexy, really. But I do like him and appreciate him coming out at a relatively young age and showing that you can have a solid career (superstar ? no ....but steady, working).
So I won't diss him, unlike I would those 'sexy' queens that stay in the closet in order to keep cashing a check.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 10, 2014 9:50 PM |
As a woman, I am amazed that anyone thinks that he has any sex appeal as a "straight" character on a TV sitcom or in a film. I happened to enjoy his bit of stunt casting in Harold and Kumar1, but for the love of god, when he was tweaking in the back seat of their care complaining of the "sausage party" the 3 men made up, all I could think was "would you want it any other way?"
Maybe gay guys buy into his "I'm bisexual...I've been with lotsa chicks" business, but I promise you there isn't a woman out here who thinks/perceives of NRH as anyone but an extremely gay engaging man. ZERO appeal to women
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 10, 2014 9:59 PM |
I am woman, hear me roar, at R28
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 10, 2014 10:11 PM |
r28 brings to focus a seldom expressed fact; straight people are too prejudiced to accept a known gay actor in a straight role. This should be understood before attacking "closeted gay actors." Deep down and for a few basic reasons, straight people really don't like or accept gay actors and gay people in general as equals, let alone genuinely like them. It's almost identical to the way whites and Blacks treat one another. The pc talk is common, but the truth is rarely dared to be expressed.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 10, 2014 10:22 PM |
That's simply not true. I completely accepted and BELIEVED Rock Hudson as a romantic leading man in every movie he was in. He LOOKS and acts as if he might ,just might, be interested in a woman IRL. The fact that he might have been even more homosex-oriented than NPH id beside the point. He was believeable in straight women's eyes.
There are many men I believe to be closeted gays who are acting today who I accept and appreciate as sexy in their hetero roles. NPH isn't one of them. Why does that make me homophobic? The feakin' thread is titled "I do not find NPH the least bit sexy." Because I agree, I am homophobic?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 10, 2014 10:41 PM |
Well, he's not sexy. Never was. And, whatever he grew into, he could have played Junior Flight Attendant on the Short Eyes Flight to Folsom Prison and no one would have considered touching him.
With that said, R28 is a clueless cunt. The post is completely "off" - if you can't play the game, please don't try. Not when it comes to speaking for every woman on the planet.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 10, 2014 10:55 PM |
r31 here. I don't find r28 particularly mean spirited, I doubt she has any control over this particular opinion. Some of our emotions are hard wired into our brain and she simply gave a great example. Her reply about Rock Hudson, who made all his films of note prior to his acknowledgement to being gay supports her reasoning/defense. Of course she's homophobic, but I don't believe she has the power to do anything about it except deny that her response was homophonically based. Bigotry is simply a piece of human nature and all of us can be identified as bigots, even to our own dismay.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 10, 2014 11:11 PM |
Darnit all. If I find a man to be unattractive and less than believably straight I am a homophobe? Really?
I find Bradley Cooper, Keanu Reeves, all those Gossip Girls dudes, Bomer, and many more gay guys very sexy and would love to watch them "gettin' it on" with a chick in a film.
But because NPH is a fugly guy who elicits zilch romantic juice from me I am homophobic? I thought we all understood each other better than that. Or perhaps I am wording my opinion very poorly. That is certainly possible.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 11, 2014 12:25 AM |
Because you are a woman, R28 R31 R34, you are a visitor here. Your opinion matters [italic]nothing[/italic] to me when it comes to male pulchritude. I wish you would go away.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 11, 2014 12:39 AM |
He's repulsive.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 11, 2014 12:43 AM |
You are repulsive, R36.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 11, 2014 12:45 AM |
I agree with R28. I get only a slightly less nelly vibe from him then from the actor who plays Niles Crane. Both are completely unconvincing as straight men.
STFU R35. No one gives a fuck what "matters" to you.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 11, 2014 1:17 AM |
I am no more a "visitor" here than you.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 11, 2014 1:21 AM |
I am so glad to be part of DL where people can stand up and be so brave as to announce that NPH is not sexy! The courage it takes to post something like that is enormous. The Nobel Peace Prize for all of you brave souls!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 11, 2014 1:26 AM |
I doubt he'd find you sexy either op.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 11, 2014 2:21 AM |
It's sooooooooo very, very, VERY important to find someone 'sexy'.
NEXT.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 11, 2014 2:24 AM |
I just want to say one last thing for any gay guys who say that an open minded woman doesn't belong here. How would you feel if a straight jock said that same thing about Michael Sam joining the Rams? I doubt you'd like it and you'd be correct.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 11, 2014 2:25 AM |
Please leave, R43.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 11, 2014 2:33 AM |
Bite me loser.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 11, 2014 2:36 AM |
He looks like one of your children DB.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 11, 2014 2:41 AM |
As a gay man, I couldn't care less about anyone joining the Rams. What are "the Rams"?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 11, 2014 2:52 AM |
Well aren't we the obtuse one?
IT'S ALL OVER DL RIGHT NOW IDIOT!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 11, 2014 10:43 AM |
1-2 .... tell me who are you ... THE RAMS 3-4 ... tell me who's gonna score .... THE RAMS 5-6 ...tell me who's got the kicks ... THE RAMS 7-8 ... tell me who's really great ... THE RAMS
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 11, 2014 3:14 PM |
NPH seems like a nice guy and he has done some excellent work as a host for award shows. Sexy? No!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 12, 2014 12:45 AM |
I think it's okay for Barney on HIMYM not be sexy; women don't really want him anyway.
I think it took big balls (not to mention a great ass) for Matt Bomer to come out; he ran the risk of losing future work because women can't fantasize about him.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 12, 2014 12:48 AM |
I find NPH sexy enough for all you blind bastards.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 12, 2014 12:49 AM |
OP, why would you think you need to find NPH sexy?
Who says you are supposed to?
NPH does not live his life wanting or hoping that you find him sexy.
He lives his own successful accomplished life of being very talented in the world of theater and TV and the stage, and certainly does not live his life trying to make you find him sexy.
He doesn't need your approval or attraction.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 12, 2014 12:57 AM |
You say that as if we ought to give a fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 12, 2014 1:01 AM |
DB=DLB, so of course he's not sexy to you because he's age appropriate.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 12, 2014 1:55 AM |
Why are you sorry, OP? Why the need to apologize?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 12, 2014 12:56 PM |
Hey.... does anyone think Neil Patrick Harris got a piece of Casper Van Dien when they worked together on "Starship Troopers"??
Surely he at least TRIED...
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 13, 2014 2:18 AM |
He looks like a pale skeleton, is overexposed, nothing sexy about him.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 13, 2014 10:14 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 11, 2014 4:18 PM |
NPH
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 11, 2014 9:22 PM |
the op has no taste.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 11, 2014 10:16 PM |
I'm sure NPH is up every night worrying about it.
Oh that's sarcasm. I pointed it out cause the OP is obviously stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 11, 2014 10:41 PM |
I find it sad that people are so jealous that they resort to paying $18 just to print a lie about the actor who solely brought homosexuality into the mainstream.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 11, 2014 11:04 PM |
I'm sure Mr Patrick Harris, could care less
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 6, 2016 10:42 PM |
Who cares what YOU think.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 20, 2016 12:20 PM |
I am deeply concerned with it.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 20, 2016 5:36 PM |
The only thing that's wrong with R28's post is that she assumes that someone who is 0% attractive to all women would be greater than 0% attractive to all men. Women are FAR more forgiving than gay men in this regard.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 20, 2016 5:42 PM |
I'm sure the fact you don't find him attractive causes him endless nights of woe
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 16, 2016 3:25 AM |
Since you have no chance with him, it doesn't matter does it?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 16, 2016 8:30 AM |
There's no accounting for BAD taste.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 24, 2017 11:11 AM |
NPH is the sexy beast
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 17, 2018 11:54 AM |
You have no taste
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 19, 2018 12:17 PM |
I am sure it keeps him up nights --> NOT
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 12, 2018 11:57 AM |