Gary Cole

Whatchoo talking bout Willis?

I preferred Webster, actually.

He did a spot-on Robert Reed impersonation in the Brady Bunch movies.

he's hot

He certainly is, r4. One of my favourite actors-loved him in American Gothic. He can do drama and comedy equally well.

He belongs in the "oldest celeb you'd fuck" thread. I'd forgotten about him. Shame on me.

I don't remember him being cut, either. He actually looks better now.

Since this is DL, I meant cut as in physique, not circ.

Also, someone should start an "Actors You'd Like to See Back on TV/in Movies" thread. He'd be right up there.

He's on VEEP, R6

Wasn't he in some movie where he was in bed with William Petersen? HOT!

So perfect in "Office Space." You could feel the smug, condescending entitlement coming through the screen. **Snatches red stapler.**

Still hot and sexy.

Thought he was sexy on The Good Wife and Veep.

R9.

Yes he was and here is the scene to which you referred.

The movie in question with William Petersen is called "Kiss the Sky". It's basically the story of two disillusioned middle-aged American men who travel to the Phillipines on some sort of existential journey who end up in a quasi-polyamorous relationship with some chick.

I just hate it in a film when a female character is introduced that spoils a perfectly good homoerotic setup.

He's got a cute ass.

I know somebody who went to college with him and said he was a total asshole. I'm guessing if that is true, I'm sure he became an even bigger one when he became famous.

Is his cock available for mouth worship?

Nice ass!

I really liked him in Midnight Caller. I liked the show and his character was very nice. Anyone remember him in it? Probably not.

I would!

I remember Midnight Caller, a great show, before NBC turned to shit, and he was excellent in it. We were in SF when they were shooting the pilot one night in Chinatown--a huge parade there--and chatted with him briefly.

I saw him in "Death and the Maiden" at Chicago Steppenwolf and he also was excellent in that.

Very handsome and I heard from other Chicagoans a decent, low key guy who still lives in his hometown Chicago.

He is on the short side, but that doesn't matter.

R20 Thanks for sharing.

He's not short! He is 5-11 1/2 according to IMDB, and he looks quite tall on The Good Wife. In the Brady movies, too.

r3

If you call being totally inaccurate, spot on, that you're correct.

In the miniseries "Fatal Vision", he played Jeffrey MacDonald, the sociopathic Green Beret doctor who butchered his pregnant wife and two little girls. He was very good in that, too.

[quote]Anyone remember him in it? Probably not.

I sure do. Loved MIDNIGHT CALLER and loved the breezy, jazzy theme song.

I loved KISS THE SKY. It would've been perfect if the two of them ended up fucking instead of Sheryl Lee interjecting herself into the mix. The bed scenes are hot.

Gary and William Petersen are friends in real life, as well.

R14, where is that pic from?

I just want to run my tongue up and down Petersen's crack at R12.

He was delightfully assholic in "Office Space". One of my old bosses was just like that.

That'll be greeeat!

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No way is he 5' 11".

I have seen him in person twice and spoke with him during the Midnight Caller pilot filming.

Handsome and in good shape, but he is not tall.

Tall is 6' and over; I'm 6'4" I towered over him. Looking at him live, you would say he is slightly under average or short in height.

William Petersen's ass in that still looks very fuckable.

R27.

For you.

Some of y'all don't get out enough. These are NOT great asses.

He can do nice guy roles but he's really good at playing evil psychos, always a plus in my book.

He plays one of the dads in a gay-themed teen sex comedy called "Date and Switch."

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It's okay R36, but folks here make it sound like it's two massive scoops of ice cream or something...it's an ok ass, but hardly rump-shaking.

I still would too, OP.

And he's packing a big pendulous dong.

he still looks hot when he guest stars on The Good Wife

Verificatia of size meat?

[quote]And he's packing a big pendulous dong.

You have irrefutable proof?

Cole's length is hardly a secret.

He isn't Neesom sized but he's definitely a solid 8+

Hardly a secret? Does he whip it out at parties?

R25 It is a great theme and just right for the series.

[quote]Also, someone should start an "Actors You'd Like to See Back on TV/in Movies" thread. He'd be right up there.

He has a recurring role in 'The Good Wife' as Diane's husband. Sexy silver fox.

He looks in shape. I wonder if he's a good man in a fist fight?

I'd say he could probably kick some ass.

He clearly wanted to boff this chick...

His Mike Brady was hysterically funny. He had Robert Reed's mannerisms down to a T.

Thanks r43, My laughter just woke up the border collie I'm pet sitting.

She was not amused.

I hope she forgave you, R50.

bump!

underrated actor

I read the first few posts of this and shuddered. I thought it was a thread about Gary Coleman.

Hes so hot.

He's also on Veep.

He is also a member for the famed Steppenwolf Theatre Company

you shuddered. funny everyone else shutters

If we have any insiders left in this place, do you know why he's not in bigger roles?

Someone who is as versatile and still hot as he is should be a lead or co-lead in a series.

I always assume there's another story since Hollywood is so short of real, charismatic actors.

I don't think there's a big conspiracy. He had the lead in two series, that I know of. And he still works.

Would anybody lick his shitter? 'Cause I would!

I LOVE "Kiss the Sky." In addition to all the hot sex, it has Terence Stamp and several good Leonard Cohen songs.

R61 I was very disappointed he and William Petersen didn't get it on In that movie. They should have. Petersen had a body on him, for sure.

In the remake of The Town That Dreaded Sundown there's a prolonged scene of him getting blown.

Bump!

I'd rather do Natalie Cole

He's hot as hell to me. I thought he was so hot as Lucas buck and in office space. I would love a boss that looks him and would pound me during lunch breaks and business trips.

Hot.

I'm glad he was Emmy nominated for Veep.

r65

I'd rather do Natalie Greene

He's been making us lust over his handsome self since at least the 80's. Shamefully overlooked during award season by Hollywood.

Well, after a shave, shower and a decent hair cut, I would...

Gary Cole is a great member of the ensemble in Civil War drama Mercy Street on PBS, alongside such DL faves as Donna Murphy and Jack Falahee.

[quote] I preferred Webster, actually.

And I wanted Ricky and Derek from [italic]Silver Spoons[/italic] but I didn't have the good fortune of being on their show.

Supposedly he's playing a Trump-like character in an upcoming "ripped from the headlines" episode of SVU.

"I'd fuck him" and William Peterson.

He and Petersen are good friends from their Chicago days. Petersen got Cole a bit part as a hood running away from him in To Live and Die in LA.

The non-gay Mike Brady.

Who'd top if he and William Petersen hooked up?

I'd like to imagine they'd do a flip fuck R77.

You'd be the only one

^^No.

I just saw the John Cena comedy movie Blockers and Gary Cole goes full frontal in it. Hopefully someone will post some screencaps soon.

Don’t leave us hanging r81, what did his cock look like?

He’s on the good fight.

Even though it wasn't hard, R81, he definitely doesn't have anything to be ashamed of. 😊 It was a very funny scene, by the way, and the whole movie was pretty damn funny.

John Cena is very funny in movie, plus he shows his muscular ass right after a few closing credits comes up on screen.

I meant R82. ^

Gary has some tasty buttocks (at right below), but his pal William Petersen (on the left) has womanly hips.

Thank you r84. I’ve been thinking of seeing it. Maybe Saturday.

You're very welcome!

Cole has remained fit in his older years, while the formerly beautiful Peterson has become a fatass.

I wouldn't THEN.

Are you kidding? He's always had a dog face with a dog body.

Even though he's aged like the rest of us, I always thought he was pretty damn handsome and sexy, myself.

Oh Mr. Brady! He tickled my fancy....

How old is he?

62

F&F OP, THE GROSS-OUT PIC TROLL STRIKES AGAIN!

If it's not zits popping, insects hatching on human skin, roundworms infecting an entire body X-ray or sponge-syndrome feet, it's a pic of Gary Cole.

ENOUGH!!!!

I met him at an autism conference, where he spoke about grieving the loss of the child he'd hoped for. We spoke for a few minutes afterward- he was reserved and gave off an almost angry vibe. I assumed he was still affected by the subject matter he'd spent an hour discussing, but when I ran into him again at a fundraiser, he still exuded a guarded, wary vibe. He was observant and didn't start any conversations, but turned on the smile when the event organizers swung by to gladhand with him. I don't know if he has always been like that or if it was an effect of having an autistic child, but he is a very private dude.

I used to confuse him with John Glover all the time ~

Thank you r94

He’s super hot but I’m not crazy about that Yorkshire terrier hair and beard in the OP. I’m willing to groom him and take him home, though! He was adorable in the BB movie and probably cleans up nice.

Didn't he show his dong in one of the recent gross out comedies?

Yes, in BLOCKERS. He and Gina Gershon played sec games.

He has a lovely cock.

The ultimate hot daddy on Veep. I loved the Pilates scene especially.

I uses to confuse him with Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

New show!!

Oh he’s got a body underneath that shirt

That’s incredibly sad @R96