I am Babylon The Great, the mother of harlots and abominations of the Earth.

Yes, I have a question, how old are you???

How do you feel about savory pies at Easter time?

"how old are you???"

I date from the foundation of the world. I was, and am not, and yet am.

"How do you feel about savory pies at Easter time?"

Eat them and burn them with fire.

are you for real?????????????????

"are you for real?????????????????"

I live deliciously. I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow.

When's the new single, Madonna?

Anything to do with the O.T.O.?

"When's the new single, Madonna?"

Blaspheme, R6! I am the mother of harlots, not one of them. If you must know though, 1st of May, 2042 when the voice of harpers, and musicians, and of pipers, and trumpeters, shall be heard no more at all in thee. You shall be dead.

"Anything to do with the O.T.O.?"

Aleister Crowley: here is the mind which hath no wisdom.

When did you officially change your name from Kris Jenner?

"When did you officially change your name from Kris Jenner?"

Silence, R11, for you have spoken the truth! The inhabitants of the earth, including Ryan Seacrest, have been made drunk with the wine of my fornication.

Cheryl, is that you?

Della, is that you?

Is there any way we could get you to take back some of the abominations of the earth?

I'm specifically referring to Andrew Lloyd Weber, Rush Limbaugh and Snooki.

TIA!

Your pussy stinks. You're Cheryl!

"Cheryl, is that you?"

"Della, is that you?"

Curses, you two-headed beast!

Cheryl, you are a bottomless pit!

Della, Wisconsin is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird, including Aaron Rodgers.

Are you the keymaster?

"Is there any way we could get you to take back some of the abominations of the earth? "

R15, no, but they shall suffer. They shall bewail me, and lament for me. However, Snooki shall suffer more than most. I'll grant you that.

do you eat semen like jon travolta?

"Are you the keymaster?"

That is laughable. I smite thee and thy people with pestilence; and thou shalt be cut off from the earth!

If you're the mother of harlots are you ashamed or proud of the Kardashian tribe?

"do you eat semen like jon travolta?"

Like him? No. He is inexpert in the ways of eating semen for he spills his seed in woman for the sake of his false idols. He is my bitch.

smite the kardashians and i will worship you kris jenner IS the false prophet and she must be tarred, feathered, quartered and fed to an anorexic model

Anjelica Huston, is that you..?!!!

"If you're the mother of harlots are you ashamed or proud of the Kardashian tribe?"

R22, see my R12. Their pride is not mine, but I cause them to become drunk and drown in it.

Do What Thou Wilt

So Mote Be It

Blythe, is that you?

"Anjelica Huston, is that you..?!!!"

"Blythe, is that you?"

Who are these women? One seems as if no man buyeth her merchandise any more and the other as if the sins of her fruit have reached unto heaven.

You sound like a lot of fun!

WoB, do you consider Deb Messing to be your greatest creation? If not her, then who represents your best work?

Will you come to my next dinner party? And bring a savory pie?

Do you have a really good recipe for chickpeas? TIA!

"WoB, do you consider Deb Messing to be your greatest creation? If not her, then who represents your best work?"

I am a not partaker of her sins, and I do receive not of her plagues. My greatest creation is Henry Kissinger.

O mother of darkness, please have mercy on us and take Lindsay Lohan, The Kardashians and Justin Bieber back.

"Will you come to my next dinner party? And bring a savory pie?"

Yes and yes.

"Do you have a really good recipe for chickpeas?"

A tablespoon of mustard. The mustard should be in flower, dazzling yellow heads nodding in the breeze, interspersed with spidery green garlic and onion plants and the feathery leaves of chickpeas. Little fish leap merrily in the decorative pool at the garden’s center, creating a tinkling music. Then eat it.

Donald Trump - yours?

"Donald Trump - yours?"

Need you ask?

Were you mentored by Kevin Spacey at the Old Vic?

Babylon, I cannot decide whether to buy a semi-grand home here in Fl, and then get a mountain retreat for the summers in NC OR put all eggs in one basket and move to a grander single residence up north. The thing is. I just inherited a butt load of money. FL has no state income tax, and property taxes are relatively low. i grew up in Va, and I really don't like FL all that much, but as a now approaching senior-dom adult, I can see some benefits to having this be my home base.

I would appreciate any feedback from your eminence. TIA

Why won't you let your brother sit with his BF at your wedding?

L'Chaim!

O Whore of Babylon,

I assume Seka, Jenna Jameson and Belladonna are your issue?

Do you do pool parties? Damn kids keep stealing all the towels.

"Were you mentored by Kevin Spacey at the Old Vic?"

Bah, he was my pupil outside the Old Vic, in a park. His arrogance and mendacity will be his undoing, and the fruits that his soul lusted after will depart from him.

R41, do not sully yourself in Florida for its sins have reached unto heaven, and God hath remembered its iniquities. Try Washington state; it too has no state income tax.

no

Why did you make Nana suffer so and what did Camille do to deserve her fate?

What do you think of Jim Bob Duggar pawning off his virgin daughters to leering fundies?

Will he and Michelle burn in hell for wantonly kissing in front of their kids while instructing them hands off until the wedding night?

I am Dorothy. The small and meek.

"Why won't you let your brother sit with his BF at your wedding?"

Because the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in him for they have both had him at various points.

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

"I assume Seka, Jenna Jameson and Belladonna are your issue?"

Whose names were not written in my book?

"Why did you make Nana suffer so and what did Camille do to deserve her fate?"

I saw the women drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus.

Two questions, great whoremother: Sultanas: Love or hate? If the answer to the above is hate, are you currently accepting of wedding proposals?

"What do you think of Jim Bob Duggar pawning off his virgin daughters to leering fundies?"

All things which were dainty and goodly are departed from them, and thou shalt find them no more at all. heir show will be cancelled).

"Do you do pool parties?"

I am the great whore that sitteth upon many waters. That includes pools.

Babylon is your real name Fiona Apple and are you really a spaced out cunt in real life?

heir = their. For even I, Babylon, make typos and wish to avoid the grammar trolls in fear of torment.

I have a question. Why are you posting on a celebrity gossip thread?

"I am Dorothy. The small and meek."

"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"

Friends of Dorothy you are, and the light of her candle shine no more at all in thee. YOU and YOUR name are part of the problem.

Dear Whore of Babylon,

What is the best way to get red wine stains out of my carpeting?

Thanks!

"Two questions, great whoremother: Sultanas: Love or hate? If the answer to the above is hate, are you currently accepting of wedding proposals?"

I consume cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men, but of sultanas, I do not. Of wedding proposals I have no need for I am the one for whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication.

Is that all?

Dear Babs,

There is a really mean guy at work who won't go to any of the potlucks. What should we do about him?

Ginny in Billing

Bitch, please.

I am the pussy-power that has inherited the throne since 2012, and I'm going after perverted fuckers!

Which President or Pope is which head of the Dragon?

I am Kali, and I will CUT. A. BITCH.

Why can't anyone find your Hanging Gardens WoB, where were they and what were they made of?

They were the Labia of the Great Beast!

Darlin', you really are the whore of all whores.

What suggestions would you give a girl who just wants to be the best dang whore she can?

Babylon I wish to make you a sacrifice. What would please you the most goddess of testosterone?

Also did Moloch like the voodoo Jesus doll made out of Turin shroud and goat's semen I sent him?

Is Julia Roberts your chief handmaiden, or your chief inspiration? Confess!

[quote]My greatest creation is Henry Kissinger.

I didn't realize till last week, he's still alive. He's a Yankees fan too (fitting).

Love you, Whore! Hope you stick around.

I have returned to answer.

[quote] The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.

WoB gives bad advice. Florida will not take your home to satisfy a judgment. Washington will.

Henry Kissinger? WoB likes windbags? How long has it been that Frank McCourt, Donna Tartt, and James Patterson have been doing your work?

What do you think of Rumer of Sumer winning the mirror Baal?

We await Babs' answer to R78 with bated breath!

I am sorry you didn't make the final three in this season's RuPaul's Drag Race.

I condone you.

That's nice , but tell us what you accomplished as Secretary of State !

Answer us Babylon the Great!

Were the rumors about Nancy Reagan's blowjob skills true?

Dear Whore O'Babs,

Do you still enjoy Jews seizing and dashing their children on you rocks to keep them from your blasphemy?

Bite me you cunt,

Marduk

Why did you wait so long to call your daughter Nancy home??

Pay no attention to the dragon at the door and fix me a drink, lover boy.

O! Babylon the Great! Tell us, tell us the awful truth!

Is Leo really straight or gay?

1 And now one of the angels that bear the seven cups came and spoke to me. Come with me, he said, and I will shew thee how judgement is pronounced on the great harlot, that sits by the meeting-place of many rivers. 2 The kings of the world have committed fornication with her; all the dwellers on earth have been drunk with the wine of her dalliance. 3 Then, in a trance, he carried me off into the wilderness, where I saw a woman riding on a scarlet beast, scrawled over with names of blasphemy; it had seven heads, and ten horns. 4 The woman went clad in purple and scarlet, all hung about with gold and jewels and pearls, and held a golden cup in her hand, full to the brim with those abominations of hers, with the lewdness of her harlot’s ways. 5 There was a title written over her forehead, The mystic Babylon, great mother-city of all harlots, and all that is abominable on earth. 6 I saw this woman drunk with the blood of saints, the blood of those who bore witness to Jesus; and I was filled with great wonder at the sight. 7 But the angel said to me, Why dost thou find cause for wonder? I will disclose to thee the mystery of this woman, and of the beast she rides, with its seven heads and ten horns. 8 The beast thou sawest is that which lived once, and now is dead; soon it must rise from the abyss, and find its way to utter destruction. The sight of this beast which lived once, and now is dead, will strike awe into every dweller on earth, except those whose names have been written, before the world was, in the book of life. 9 Here is need for a discerning mind. These seven heads are seven hills; upon these the woman sits enthroned. They are also seven kings; 10 of these, five have fallen already, one is reigning now; the last has not come yet, but when he does, his reign will be a short one. 11 And the beast which lived once and now is dead must be reckoned as the eighth, yet it is one of the seven; now it is to find its way to utter destruction.[1] 12 And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, who have not yet received their royal title, but are to enjoy such power as kings have, for one hour, in succession to the beast.[2] 13 All of them have a single policy; they surrender to the beast the power and the dominion which is theirs. 14 And they will fight against the Lamb, but the Lamb will have the mastery of them; he is Lord of all lords, King of all kings; whoever is called, is chosen, is faithful, will take his part. 15 Then he told me, These waters in thy vision, at whose meeting the harlot sits enthroned, are all her peoples, nations, and languages. 16 And the ten horns, which the beast had in thy vision, will become the harlot’s enemies; they will lay her waste, and strip her quite bare, eat her flesh away, and then burn down what is left of her.[3] 17 God has put it into their hearts to carry out his design, and to give their dominion over to the beast, so that at last all the words of God may be fulfilled. 18 And as for the woman of thy vision, she is that great city that bears rule over the rulers of the earth.

1 After this I saw another angel, entrusted with great power, come down from heaven; earth shone with the glory of his presence. 2 And he cried aloud, Babylon, great Babylon is fallen; she has become the abode of devils, the stronghold of all unclean spirits, the eyrie of all birds that are unclean and hateful to man. 3 The whole world has drunk the maddening wine of her fornication; the kings of the earth have lived in dalliance with her, and its merchants have grown rich through her reckless pleasures. 4 And now I heard another voice from heaven say, Come out of her, my people, that you may not be involved in her guilt, nor share the plagues that fall upon her. 5 Her guilt mounts up to heaven; the Lord has kept her sins in remembrance. 6 Deal with her as she has dealt with you; repay her twice over for all she has done amiss; brew double measure for her in the cup she has brewed for others;[1] 7 requite her with anguish and sorrow for all her pride and luxury. She tells herself, Here I sit enthroned like a queen; widowhood is not for me, I shall never know what it is to mourn; 8 and all her plagues shall come upon her in one day, death and mourning and famine, and she will be burned to the ground; such power has the God who is her judge. 9 How they will weep over her and beat their breasts, those kings of the earth who once lived in dalliance and took their pleasures with her, as they see the smoke rise where she burns! 10 Standing at a distance, for fear of sharing her punishment, they will cry out, Alas, Babylon the great, alas, Babylon the strong, in one brief hour judgement has come upon thee! 11 And all the merchants of the world will weep and mourn over her; who will buy their merchandise now? 12 Their cargoes of gold and silver, of precious stone and pearl, of lawn and purple, of silk and scarlet; all the citrus wood, the work in ivory and precious stone and brass and iron and marble; 13 cinnamon and balm, perfume and myrrh and incense, wine and oil and wheat and fine flour, cattle and sheep and horses and chariots, and men’s bodies, and men’s souls.[2] 14 It is gone from thee, the harvest thy soul longed for; all that gaiety and glory is lost to thee, and shall never be seen any more. 15 The merchants that grew rich from such traffic will stand at a distance from her, for fear of sharing her punishment, weeping and mourning; 16 Alas, they will say, alas for the great city, that went clad in lawn and purple and scarlet, all hung about with gold and jewels and pearls; 17 in one brief hour all that wealth has vanished. The sea-captains, too, and all that sail between ports, the mariners and all who make their living from the sea, stood at a distance,[3] 18 crying out, as they saw the smoke rise where she was burning, What city can compare with this great city? 19 They poured dust on their heads, and cried aloud, weeping and mourning, Alas, alas for the great city, whose magnificence brought wealth to all that had ships at sea; in one brief hour she is laid waste. 20 Triumph, heaven, over her fall, triumph, you saints in heaven, apostles and prophets; God has avenged you on her. 21 And now an angel, of sovereign strength, lifted up a stone like a great mill-stone and cast it into the sea, crying out, So, with one crash of ruin, will Babylon fall, the great city, and there will be no trace of her any more. 22 Never again will men listen there to the music of harper and of minstrel, of flute-player and trumpeter; never again will the craftsmen of all those crafts be found in thee, never again the grinding of a mill heard in thee; 23 never again the light of lamps shining, never again the voice of bridegroom and of bride. Once the great men of the earth were thy purveyors; once thy sorceries bewitched the world. 24 The blood of prophet and saint lay at her doors; the blood of all that were ever slain on the earth.

1 After this I heard, as it seemed, the voices of countless multitudes crying out in heaven, Alleluia; salvation and glory and power belong to our God; 2 his sentence is ever true and just, and now he has given sentence against the great harlot, who poisoned the earth with her harlot’s ways; now he has called her to account for the blood of his servants. 3 And again they cried, Alleluia, the smoke of her burning goes up everlastingly.[1] 4 Then the twenty-four elders and the four living figures fell down and worshipped God, where he sits enthroned, crying, Amen, Alleluia. 5 And a voice came from the throne, which said, Praise our God, all you that are his servants, and all you that fear him, little and great alike; 6 whereupon I heard, as it seemed, the noise of a great multitude, like the noise of water in flood, or the noise of deep thunder, as they cried out, Alleluia, the Lord our God, the Almighty, has claimed his kingdom; 7 let us rejoice and triumph and give him the praise; the time has come for the wedding-feast of the Lamb. His bride has clothed herself in readiness for it; 8 hers it is to wear linen of shining white; the merits of the saints are her linen.[2] 9 And now the angel said to me, Write thus: Blessed are those who are bidden to the Lamb’s wedding-feast. All this is true, he said; it is God’s own utterance. 10 Thereupon I fell at his feet, to worship him. But he said, Never that; keep thy worship for God; I am only thy fellow servant, one of those brethren of thine who hold fast the truth concerning Jesus. It is the truth concerning Jesus that inspires all prophecy.[3] 1 Then, in my vision, heaven opened, and I saw a white horse appear. Its rider bore for his title, the Faithful, the True; he judges and goes to battle in the cause of right. 12 His eyes were like flaming fire, and on his brow were many royal diadems; the name written there is one that only he knows. 13 He went clad in a garment deep dyed with blood, and the name by which he is called is the Word of God; 14 the armies of heaven followed him, mounted on white horses, and clad in linen, white and clean. 15 From his mouth came a two-edged sword, ready to smite the nations; he will herd them like sheep with a crook of iron. He treads out for them the wine-press, whose wine is the avenging anger of almighty God.[4] 16 And this title is written on his cloak, over his thigh, The King of kings, and the Lord of lords. 17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun’s orb, who cried aloud to all the birds that hovered in mid-air, Come and gather at God’s great feast, 18 where you shall eat the flesh of kings, the flesh of captains, the flesh of the strong, the flesh of horses and their riders, the flesh of all mankind, free men and slaves, the little and the great. 19 And then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth muster their armies, to join battle with the rider on the white horse and the army which followed him. 20 The beast was made prisoner, and with it the false prophet that did miracles in its presence, deluding all those who bore the beast’s mark and worshipped its image; and both were thrown alive into the fiery lake that burns with brimstone. 21 All the rest were slain by the sword of that horseman, the sword that comes from his mouth; and all the birds feasted on the carrion, and had their fill.

1 I saw, too, an angel come down from heaven, with the key of the abyss in his hand, and a great chain. 2 He made prisoner of the dragon, serpent of the primal age, whom we call the devil, or Satan, and put him in bonds for a thousand years, 3 thrusting him down to the abyss and locking him in there, and setting a seal over him. He was not to delude the world any more until the thousand years were over; then, for a short time, he is to be released. 4 Then I saw thrones prepared for those to whom judgement was committed; I saw the souls of all those who went to execution for love of the truth concerning Jesus, and of God’s word, and all who would not worship the beast, or its image, or bear its mark on their foreheads and their hands. These were endowed with life, and reigned as kings with Christ for a thousand years; 5 but the rest of the dead remained lifeless while the thousand years lasted. Such is the first resurrection.[1] 6 Blessed and holy is his lot who has a share in this first resurrection; over such the second death has no power, they will be priests of God, priests of Christ; all those thousand years they will reign with him. 7 Then, when the thousand years are over, Satan will be let loose from his prison, and will go out to seduce the nations that live at the four corners of the earth—that is the meaning of Gog and Magog—and muster them for battle, countless as the sand by the sea.[2] 8 They came up across the whole breadth of the earth, and beleaguered the encampment of the saints, and the beloved city. 9 But God sent fire from heaven to consume them, and the devil, their seducer, was thrown into the lake of fire and brimstone, where, like himself, the beast 10 and the false prophet will be tormented day and night eternally. 11 And now I saw a great throne, all white, and one sitting on it, at whose glance earth and heaven vanished, and were found no more. 12 Before this throne, in my vision, the dead must come, great and little alike; and the books were opened. Another book, too, was opened, the book of life. And the dead were judged by their deeds, as the books recorded them. 13 The sea, too, gave up the dead that lay there, and death and hell gave up the dead they imprisoned, and each man was judged according to his deeds, 14 while death and hell were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death; 15 everyone must be thrown into this lake of fire, unless his name was found written in the book of life.

Were it You, O Sacred Streetwalker, who hath inhabited the demonic weaves of Memphis? Or wath that your thithter, Medutha?

Revelation is worse than a comic book. It is indigestion and old age.

Read the Book of Enoch and get your angel jollies.

1 Then I saw a new heaven, and a new earth. The old heaven, the old earth had vanished, and there was no more sea. 2 And I, John, saw in my vision that holy city which is the new Jerusalem, being sent down by God from heaven, all clothed in readiness, like a bride who has adorned herself to meet her husband. 3 I heard, too, a voice which cried aloud from the throne, Here is God’s tabernacle pitched among men; he will dwell with them, and they will be his own people, and he will be among them, their own God. 4 He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and there will be no more death, or mourning, or cries of distress, no more sorrow; those old things have passed away. 5 And he who sat on the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. (These words I was bidden write down, words most sure and true.)[1] 6 And he said to me, It is over. I am Alpha, I am Omega, the beginning of all things and their end; those who are thirsty shall drink—it is my free gift—out of the spring whose water is life. 7 Who wins the victory? He shall have his share in this; I will be his God, and he shall be my son. 8 But not the cowards, not those who refuse belief, not those whose lives are abominable; not the murderers, the fornicators, the sorcerers, the idolaters, not those who are false in any of their dealings. Their lot awaits them in the lake that burns with fire and brimstone, and it is the second death. 9 And now an angel came and spoke to me, one of those seven who bear the seven cups charged with the seven last plagues. Come with me, he said, and I will shew thee that bride, whose bridegroom is the Lamb. 10 And he carried me off in a trance to a great mountain, high up, and there shewed me the holy city Jerusalem, as it came down, sent by God, from heaven, 11 clothed in God’s glory. The light that shone over it was bright as any precious stone, as the jasper when it is most like crystal; 12 and a great wall was raised high all round it, with twelve gates, and twelve angels at the gates, and the names of the twelve tribes of Israel carved on the lintels; 13 three gates on the east, three on the north, three on the south, three on the west. 14 The city wall, too, had twelve foundation-stones; and these, too, bore names, those of the Lamb’s twelve apostles. 15 The angel who was speaking to me had a rod of gold for a rule, to measure the city, and its gates, and its wall. 16 The city lies foursquare, the same in its length as in its breadth, and when he measured it with his rod, he counted twelve thousand furlongs. Length and breadth and height are everywhere equal.[2] 17 And when he measured its wall, he counted a hundred and forty-four cubits, reckoned by the measure of a man, that is, of an angel. 18 The fashioning of its wall was of jasper, but the city itself was pure gold, that seemed to have the purity of glass. 19 And the foundations of the city wall were worked in every kind of precious stone. The first foundation was a jasper, the second a sapphire, the third a chalcedony, the fourth an emerald; 20 the fifth a sardonyx, the sixth a sardius, the seventh a chrysolite, the eighth a beryl; the ninth a topaz, the tenth a chrysoprase, the eleventh a jacynth, the twelfth an amethyst. 21 And the twelve gates were twelve single pearls, one pearl for each gate; and the street of the city was of pure gold, that seemed like transparent glass. 22 I saw no temple in it; its temple is the Lord God Almighty, its temple is the Lamb. 23 Nor had the city any need of sun or moon to shew in it; the glory of God shone there, and the Lamb gave it light. 24 The nations will live and move in its radiance; the kings of the earth will bring it their tribute of praise and honour. 25 All day the gates will never be shut (there will be no night there), 26 as the nations flock into it with their honour and their praise. 27 Nothing that is unclean, no source of corruption or deceit can ever hope to find its way in; there is no entrance but for those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life.

Cool story bro.

1 He shewed me, too, a river, whose waters give life; it flows, clear as crystal, from the throne of God, from the throne of the Lamb. 2 On either side of the river, mid-way along the city street, grows the tree that gives life, bearing its fruit twelvefold, one yield for each month. And the leaves of this tree bring health to all the nations.[1] 3 No longer can there be any profanation in that city; God’s throne (which is the Lamb’s throne) will be there, with his servants to worship him, 4 and to see his face, his name written on their foreheads. 5 There will be no more night, no more need of light from lamp or sun; the Lord God will shed his light on them, and they will reign for ever and ever. 6 Then the angel said to me, These words are sure and true. The Lord God who inspires his prophets has sent his angel to tell his servants what must soon find its due accomplishment.[2] 7 Patience, I am coming soon. Blessed is he who holds fast the words of prophecy this book contains. 8 All this I, John, heard and saw, till, hearing and seeing it, I fell down as if to worship at the feet of the angel who revealed it to me. 9 But he said, Never that; I am only a fellow servant of thine, and of thy brother prophets, and of all who hold fast the words which this book contains. Keep thy worship for God.[3] 10 Then the command came to me, Do not seal up the words of prophecy that are contained in this book; the time is close at hand.[4] 11 Meanwhile, the wrong-doer must persist in his deeds of wrong, the corrupt in his corruption, the just man in winning his justification, the holy in his life of holiness. 12 Patience, I am coming soon; and with me comes the award I make, repaying each man according to the life he has lived. 13 I am Alpha, I am Omega, I am before all, I am at the end of all, the beginning of all things and their end. 14 Blessed are those who wash their garments in the blood of the Lamb; so they will have access to the tree which gives life, and find their way through the gates into the city.[5] 15 No room there for prowling dogs, for sorcerers and wantons and murderers and idolaters, for anyone who loves falsehood and lives in it. 16 I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you the assurance of this in your churches; I, the root, I, the offspring of David’s race, I, the bright star that brings in the day. 17 The Spirit and my bride bid me come; let everyone who hears this read out say, Come. Come, you who are thirsty, take, you who will, the water of life; it is my free gift. 18 To all who hear the words of prophecy this book contains, I give this warning. If anyone adds to them, God will add to his punishment the plagues which this book threatens; 19 and if anyone cancels a word in this book of prophecy, God will cancel his share in the book of life, in the holy city, in all that this book promises.[6] 20 And he who gives this warning says, Indeed I am coming soon. Be it so, then; come, Lord Jesus.[7] 21 May the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.[8]

Dear r88, you run the risk of not only tl;dr but having your lengthy screeds blocked.

Lear, Felica, learn.

I'm having a hard time deciding between becoming a harlot or an abomination. Do you have any advice for a budding acolyte? Also, which of the Kings of the Earth has the biggest peter?

Harlots are abominations but not all abominations are harlots.

How does one clean 7-headed beast poop out of a deep pile wool carpet? I've tried the blood of an innocent but that just made it worse.

I have returned in this time of dread, all those who worship me!

O Babylon, is Putin the antichrist?

[quote] O Babylon, is Putin the antichrist?

He has scorched men with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues, but he is no antichrist.

[quote]Any questions?

So, you think you have answers, OP?

[quote] So, you think you have answers, OP?

Yes, for before me the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hide themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains.

Andrew Lloyd-Webber hasn’t done a musical about you yet. Do you feel seen in popular culture?

Hellmann’s or Duke’s?

OP has gone mad.

I know what you're writing about, and either you're

a) mocking it and don't believe it, or

b) extremely worried about it.

In either case, you sound like a lunatic.

O Whoriest of Babylons, I worship you. Would you, could you see yourself as the head of a formal religion.? Shall I start filing paperwork for tax exemption for a new non-profit corporate entity? Do we get to wear velvet capes?

Also, do you prefer a fat whore or a thin whore?

Oh Red Goddess, I have but one burning question: was Jack Parsons as attractive in person as he was in pictures?