The oldest celebrity you'd still have sex with?

Justin Long

Zsa Zsa. I always wanted to try a lesbian experience with a younger woman.

A few years ago when Harrison Ford was in "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skulls" or whatever that was called, he did a shirtless scene and he looked amazing. I would have done him then.

Matt Dillon

I would still do Paul Newman.

Brad Pitt when he cleans up. As with many fantasies, it would likely be marred by reality, such as his body odor.

Patrick Stewart. Definitely still does it for me.

Someone from Disney Channel.

Justin Bieber. But he might be getting too old.

R7, make it so!

I'm not so sure you would, R5...

Jimmy Connors

Mickey Rooney

Sean Connery

Liam Neeson

andy cohen and sean avery- threesome

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Charles Dancy Patrick Stewart

"TINA! Bring me the skull of Mommy Dearest! And bring lotsa lube!"

Jon Bongiovi

[quote]I would still do Paul Newman.

Even though most of him has rotted away in the grave by now?

Pierce Brosnan

Tammy Cruise

The white one with the yellow skin.

Bruce Sprinstein

Rupert Graves

Denzel Washington, will be 60 this year.

Susan Sarandon Julianne Moore Bernadette Peters Dana Delaney

What can I say, I love the red heads...

Kevin Bacon.

I would say Bruce Springsteen, but he so exudes straightness, I don't think he'd enjoy fucking a guy.

Howard Dean. And I would scream.

Sean Connery 007

George Lazenby 007

Roger Moore 007

David Hedison (Voyage to the bottom of the sea and two 007 films) his picture on the Wikipedia page was made when he was 82

Patrick Stewart Capt. Picard

Gordon Pinsent (Away from her)

Vince McMahon. He's 68 with an incredible body! He's no longer just a dilf, he's a gilf! His kids aren't hot at all though which is disappointing.

Bryan Ferry (68)

Robert Plant (65)

Dr. Cornel West (60)

Sorry just figured out how to cut and paste link.

Here is the link to David Hedison at 82

Geoff Peterson

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Agree with R28. Would fuck the living shit out of Howard Dean.

Rob Lowe, he just turned 50 and that's pushing it. Old balls are not very sexy.

My picks are all straight (as far as I know), but I don't give a fuck. To quote a recent DL post, "No one over the age of 15 should care about the sexual orientation of their celebrity crush."

Tom Bergeron is hot as fuck.

Justin Bieber, maybe, but if only very soon due to his old age.

Necrophilia is a different subject, R5.

Him

Mitch Pileggi.

Dennis Quaid just turned 60, and yes, I *SO* would.

take me, daddy, take me now!

Dennis Quaid!

Tom Skerritt!

TOM SELLECK!

Male: Billie Joe Armstrong Female: Dolly Parton

[quote] would still do Paul Newman.

Ewww...necrophiliac!

Gene Cernan

What R4 R6 R19 said.

Stellan Skarsgard (saw a recent picture of him in shorts and his legs look great for a man almost 70!)

Liam Neeson (but please no more facial tweaks)

Richard Harrison. Seen him nekkid. Nice.

Richard Harrison young.

Susan Sarandon (f) or John Slattery (m).

Dennis Quaid definitely. Sweet Jesus, that man just gets better with age.

Sam Elliott

Pierce Brosnan, Brian Williams, Springsteen

Jeff Bridges

Zach Effron

Justin Bieber

Yes, Dennis Quaid.

Jamey Sheridan.He was in "The East", an indie from last year, and in it he has a scene in which he only wears his boxers. He still looks hot as hell.

jane fonda, I would bang her silly

I thought Jamey Sheridan had some terminal illness, which was the reason he left L&O:CI.

I had Sean Connery on a flight 10 years ago and I think he was in his early 70's at the time. I'm here to tell you that he is so astoundingly virile, charming and sexy that every F/A on the flight from 24 to 55 would have leapt into the nearest bed with him in a NY minute. Including me.

yes to quaid and neeson and hedison and lowe and selleck

also miss cohen who is kind of hot but she we would have to shut her mouth--er, make that not talk :)

Neeson and Sellick without even a second thought. Both are just as hot now, if not hotter, than decades ago.

R64, are you Lou the Stew?

I'll never stop lusting after the widow Jagger

Sean Connery, even at 84 he is hot Hot HOT.

Richard Gere.

Gene Hackman.

Pierce Brosnan.

I am 24, John Slattery's 51, more than double my age, but I definitely would. He is very sexy.

Slightly older, I would go for Martin Kemp at 52. He was in the band Spandau Ballet and also in EastEnders. I'm from London and know some states in America get EastEnders. Here is Martin now at 52....

Totally agree r70.

Also,

Tom Skerritt isn't bad.

Chris Cooper/Sam Shephard maybe

Bob Dylan

Kris Kristopherson

Jessica Lange!

The late Chad Everett was still sexy in his 70s.

R69: To each his own, but I really couldn't see myself having sex with someone who's 84. Ewwww...one shart & it's all over...

Abe Vigoda

Tim Daly

Harrison Ford. I still would today.

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Gabriel Carteris.

Martin Sheen

Frankie Avalon--he pings me

r7 I thought Stewart was gay, but he got married to a woman last year or so, no?

[r83], Yes, Stewart is (sadly) straight, although I tell myself that he had to at least tried sex with a guy. All those years in the theater... It had to have happened at least once. (And he and McKellan are so close...)

Maybe not, but I like the fantasy.

Normally, I like to stay down in the 30s, but I'd make exceptions for Michael Bay (49), and Canadian businessman David Thomson (57).

Not only are they old, they're also straight. *sigh*

Thomson below

Pierce Brosnan

and long-time fave Robert Wagner.

I can't imagine having sex with Patrick Stewart, hearing that voice of his during sex I would just burst into laughter. "Numbah two, take her down!"

Sean Connery somehow looked at his best when he was in his 50s/60s.

Lens Dunham is a sexy older guy

Ben Browder (hot daddy)

Paul Newman (classic daddy)

Patrick Stewart (space daddy)

Denzel Washington (swarthy daddy)

Morgan Freeman, all thw way. He's made me gaga since The Electric Company.

Stanley Tucci - and as someone mentioned earlier, Tom Skerritt.

John Edwards, even though he's a total sleazebag.

Wentworth Miller.

Ron Dugay.

Billy Bean.

Patrick Swayze.

The actor who played "THE FLASH"

Lyle Waggoner.

Colin Firth

Harrison Ford

Stephen Rea

Tom Verica

Tim Daly

Tom Skerritt

Kyle Chandler

Betty White...there's no whore like and old whore

Jamey Sheridan is hale and hearty at 62, and still working. And still VERY doable.

Tom Selleck

[quote]Tom Selleck

Definitely. Look at that sack!

Agree with those who mentioned Harrison Ford

Nolan Gould

I ran into Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart in the street a few years ago. I always used to find him fairly attractive but he resembled a disheveled homeless man whose face looked like a crumpled paper bag, which killed any remaining attraction for him.

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Charles Dance

Mike Nader

David Strathairn

Howard Dean (agree with R28 and R35 - good taste, boys) such a hot man. I'm a slut for political daddies: Mitt, anyone?

Kevin Costner (59)

Harrison Ford

singer Jack Jones

John Edwards

Al Gore

definitely:

Richard Gere

Kevin Costner

Mark Harmon

Ed Harris

I would squeeze Robert Plant's lemon till the juice runs down his leg anywhere, anytime.

R34, dish on Springsteen, please. What have you heard?

I join the poster who said he'd call Bruce "daddy".

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Paul McCartney...hands down.

Bo, am not Lou. I am Stella the Sky Slut.

Selleck is damn fine for sixty nine.

Tell me more about Springsteen! That bubble butt deserves to have been tapped.

John Travolta

John Travolta

OP, I will answer this in a different manner. Sting, Brian Williams and Robert Wagner are the men I would still have sex with, but they are all younger than I am.

Scott Bakula, especially during his role in "Behind the Candelabra."

Tony Danza, recently divorced....

Many of Springsteen's lyrics are also carefully gender neutral (e.g. "Backstreets") or reference hot/pretty boys. Then there is "My Lover Man", though you'll find most of his heterosexual fans think that he was "only writing from a woman's perspective."

And I think he did tell the draft board that he was homosexual, although I don't think that's the (only) thing that kept him out of the war.

[quote]discreetly bi for years from what I've heard. Not relationships, just hooking up with guys.

I have not heard this from anyone who would know with real authority, but I have suspected this exactly for a long time and I know others have too.

No to Paul Mc Cartney...

But yes to Scott Bakula, Kevin Costner. Brian Williams.

[quote] Paul McCartney...hands down.

Ewwww...Do you really wanna have sex with this?!

While many of the distinguished geezers...er...objects of lust mentioned on this thread look rather tasty clothed, it's trousers off time when reality - the wrinkly, flaccid, scaly bits - would be rather off-putting.

Mikael Persbrandt is my max on the age scale.

I'm in my 20's and would love to fuck Gary Oldman and Alan Rickman.

Tom Selleck looks like an overly stuffed sausage on the verge of bursting.

r128, what's hanging off this almost 50 year old (other than a rumoured pendulous dick)?

R125 : I can't believe the majority of Springsteen's fans think Backstreets is about a relationship with a female "Terry". The lyrics all point to it being a love song for a guy, all those lines about walk like the heroes we were supposed to be etc. Plus the connotation of "hiding on the backstreets". How can his hetero fans be so blind?

Anyone else with more Bruce gossip (thanks R116)?

Bruce hanging with the butch lesbians

R132 I'm not that poster, but I'm guessing it's less that they think it's about a woman and more that they think it's about a man, but sung from the perspective of a woman. Not that that makes a whole lot more sense given the lyrics, but it's not unheard of (see quite a few English folk songs for one thing, Kate Rusby's "Awkward Annie" for a "well known" recent example).

How old is Sam Elliott? 69? Then 69 it is...

Tom Selleck and Mark Harmon

Bryan Cranston

Michael Bolton (never thought of him before, but those Honda ads he appears in really grab my attention)

He's not much in the acting dept., but I wouldn't mind a pint and a shag with Greg Wise.

I also have a thing for that weasel John Edwards.

And R113, good choice. Ed Harris is sexy as hell.

Sam Elliott and Armand Assante

I'm going to get shit for this, but I'd do Dion in a heartbeat. And Neil Diamond. Hell, while we're at it, add Helen Mirren and Glenn Close to the list.

I would also fucking [italic]wreck[/italic] Boz Scaggs.

R141

There really is no accounting for taste.

I would ruin John Slattery.

I would rebuild Lee Majors.

JEREMY RENNER

Absolutely Bruce Springsteen. He's been my first choice for 25 years.

I saw him in concert last week and he is still in amazing shape. I'd pay good money to get in with him and Tom Morello (guest guitarist on the tour)

also: Chris Cooper, Richard Gere, Liam Neeson, Anthony Stewart Head

R141 I like Boz. He seems a few years away from totally having a gobbler neck though. He's got a certain savoir faire.

Keita Ninomiya. Love me a hot Asian in a tux.

Anthony Hopkins, Sean Connery. Jean Gabin if he were still alive. Maybe Bill Clinton.

Joe Biden. There, its been said.

Jim Brown. That Playgirl spread lives

r147, I thought you meant Brian Bosworth. I would sure do him.

It's a tie between Charles Dance (67) and Jeff Bridges (64). Fuck, they're hot for their age.

Mark Harmon. He is not bad for 62.

Joan Van Ark.

WHAT,NO NONE MENTIONED PERRY KING YET ???

NO ONE THAT IS.

Perry King is dead though.

JUST GOOGLED,HE`S ALIVE.

Yoko Ono.

To see the apartment!

Jeffrey Osborne or Ms Robbie from Sweetie Pies, not sure who's oldest.

Ohhh Mark Harmon, good pick @ person who chose him.

so r160 what would you do if oko takes you to the Royalton instead?

oko >> Yoko

r134 His hetero fans do mostly think that Backstreets' Terry is a woman. My Lover Man, they think is about a man but written from a woman's POV. I think it's pretty obvious they are wrong on both counts, but you can't tell the straights anything.

r146 God yes, I would kill to be in a Morello/Bruce threesome.

LeVar Burton.

R155 Joan Van Ark? She makes Joan Rivers look like a supermodel these days!?Joan was cute years ago but not these days. She might be the Empress of Bad Plastic surgery if there is one....

LaVern Baker.

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I get that r169, but like I said, his hetero fans don't won't hear of it. Ditto "sparks fly on E Street when the boy prophets walk it handsome and hot" and "them boys in their spiked high heels / Ah, Sandy, their skins are so white".

But please have a Bruce VPL reward for your accurate observations.

My 45 year old straight brother in law says he "still would" whenever Joan Collins name cames up. He did some building work at her apartment in London a few years ago and met her briefly. He said she was beautiful with a great smile. When he introduced her to his work mate he hesitated over whether to introduce her as Miss Collins/Mrs Gibson (Her husband was with her) and she smoothly said 'Call me Joan boys"

I also noticed the "Terry" spelling, R169. I posted about this a few years ago but someone shot back that they've known female Terrys. Ok, but the spelling plus the masculine lyrics plus the connotation of "hiding on the backstreets", we can put it all together. What's the line about "Valentino drag" all about anyway?

I'm linking to the lyrics of the song in case any posters are curious. Considering it's a song from one of the most acclaimed rock albums ever, I'm surprised it hasn't gotten more attention as a gay love song.

R170, ayeee, Papi.

So do we think the "Dark End of the Street" is about the love that dare not speak its name?

Has anyone here ever sucked a very old mans cock? What the hell is that like?

Hope you like oatmeal, girls.

He had a really nice cock. I wouldn't have wanted to see his saggy ass, though. And I didn't touch the balls.

Liam Neeson's foot long dong.

Deneuve!!! For older women I like them a little plump - very sexy that way.

David Strathairn (65, Charles Dance (67)

Mara Wilson isn't bad for an older guy

Gabriel Carteris. She looks great for 90.

Who is Richard Harrison whose early and later photos appeared upthread? Never heard of him but I'm intrigued!

Judith Light. I can't get enough of her on Dallas.

Ciaran Hinds (61)

Although, I too wonder what it's like having sex with a man over age 50...lots of guys look great from the neck up well past their prime but doesn't everything else sag, wrinkle, droop and dangle? Statistically, half of people over 50 will get hemorroids at some point. And I remember an acquaintance who worked in a porn shop telling me that their most popular product was a penis sleeve (so older men who couldn't maintain an erection for long would still be able to thrust for awhile longer and please their partners). The world of Viagra and penis pumps ...so depressing.

Brad Pitt

All the greys

George Clooney

Anderson Cooper

Andy Cohen

Max from Catfish

I wonder if Andy Cohen sometimes goes regular-eyed during sex.

Bruce Springsteen.

R64 Sean Connery ten yrs ago, but today?

R160 Ask her to sing to you as well, she'll be happy someone is asking just once.

Bruce's package in the video at r170 is so utterly delicious.

r172 I always felt this part spoke to them having to be closeted:

Blame it on the lies that killed us Blame it on the truth that ran us down You can blame it all on me Terry

And I always wondered if this was Terry leaving him for another guy, or if someone's father got involved and laid the hammer down on their being around one another?:

There was nothing left to say But I hated him And I hated you when you went away

I'd still play hiding the salame with Russel Crowe, but only if he promises to keep his mouth shut, since he really gets on my nerves whenever he talks.

Victor Garber (65)

Oh, Victor Garber, definitely. He sort of cruised me at a Starbucks here in Toronto a few years ago and he looked mighty fine in person.

Interesting question.

Why didn't you go for it r194?

Fabian although I would shut my eyes and pretend it was his hot naked body which was on display in Playgirl in 1973!

Same with Jim Brown

I was on my way to meet my partner after work and stopped by to grab a coffee. As flattering and exciting as it was engaging into a game of exchanged smiles with him, hooking up was simply not an option.

I'm so pleased to see Alec Baldwin hasn't gotten a single mention.

R199 Alec Baldwin! The guy needs my dick up his ass while I pound the "cocksucker" out of him!

bill clinton

george w bush

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Is Moms Mabley still around ?

Don Johnson

Alan Rickman

Gary Cole, thanks to the OP of that thread.

Stephen Shortridge.

Gabrielle Carteris

r208

Someone already did.

Did someone say Wilford Brimley yet? Talk about a hot GGILF!He has that downlow Mormon look. Or Richard Farnsworth when he was alive. She seemed like such a nice man but would be a tiger in bed.

Harrison Ford.

Jose Mourinho, 51

Actor John Castle, plays Lord Edgware in Poirot, Lord Edgware Dies.

Castle's a good one. Is he still trim?

John Castle was gorgeous:

young

Middle-aged,

And older,

Middelaged Castle is just so hot.

Joe Kloenne is another example of a man that went from gorgeous to gorgeous to still gorgeous.

LIAM NEESON and that guy who played Puddy who also was on Rules of ENGAGEMENT what the hell is his name David something

Someone find and post that movie clip of him where he runs nude out of a garage

I don't know how to do that!

I've always found Colm Feore hot as hell.

R213

Wow, he's amazing. I'd probably gawk like a fool if I saw someone in real life who looked like that.

This guy, most of you might know him from the "Most interesting man in the world" ads.

I agree John Castle is hot.

r219 you are talking about Patric Warburton, the voice of Joe Swanson, resident weelchair jock in Family Guy. He's also done a whole bunch of other cartoons.

He was a regular in Dave's World, Less Than Perfect, 8 Simple Rules and recurring characters in Seinfeld and NewsRadio.

Patrick Warburton swinging dick gif...

THANK YOU [224] and [225].

You made my day!!!

definitely Liam Neeson

I'd even forgive his smoking and I abhor smoking

Justin Bieber

Kristin Scott-Thomas, Helen Mirren, Anna Chancellor

229 posts in an no one has mentioned Bill fucking Clinton!?!

Leonard Cohen. Fuck yes.

Mark Harmon.

I concur with R3.

I would just close my eyes and imagine he still looked like this:

Mark Harmon, unfortunately, has developed purple,eely liver lips.

At 60 "Rowdy" Roddy Piper is still pretty damn cute.

I definitely still would and he wouldn't even have to buy me dinner.

Fiona Shaw.

There I said it. She's hot for an old gal. Her legs are to die for.

Sigourney Weaver. She's been looking great lately. Plus, I love the voice.

R51/R52: Thanks for posting. I never heard of Richard Harrison. He was a handsome guy.

Here's Richard Harrison as a young hunk in Hollywood:

OP, ist that you, Phyllis Diller...you'd do Beatty...finally?

R51/R52: Richard Harrison is still a good looking guy at 77. He must have been beautiful naked as a young guy. Any details?

He has a son, Sebastian. Wonder if he looks like dad?

Bump for old time's sake

Ryne Sandberg, Phillies' coach, 54

Eric Clapton

Roger Daltry

I'm 42 and I can't really say that I'm into much older guys, but one guy I'd definitely do is Scott Bakula. I can't wait to see him in the new NCIS: New Orleans spinoff, and hopefully in the Looking season 2.

Sam Waterston.

Steve Earle, 60 year old.

Denzel Washington

Kevin Costner

Barrack Obama i guess!

Raquel Welch.. yum

r52 From that angle, Harrison looks like comedian Anthony Jeselnik.

MY oldies? Ed Asner, Wilford Brimley, and, alas, the late Bob Hoskins.

Terry O'quinn

Terry O'Quinn was just on Wendy Williams last week and he's still hot.

Charles Dance.

Ed Harris

Ed Ihavenoharris

Jerry Sandusky

Chris Cooper

Nick Scotti because Nick Scotti is GOD!!!!!!!!!! His age is irrelevant.

P.S. Nick , if you're reading this, how are your sister and aunt Diz?

Stephen Sondheim.

Rick Springfield.

Mitch Ryder back in the day, and Lou Christie today and any day, He is still HOT!!!

I don't know now but I had sex with Barney Frank when he was 61(and I was 27) and James Mitchell when he was 77 (when I was 23).

Liam Neeson is 62.

But he gets a big dick credit of 15 years.

It was really hard scratching Mickey Rooney off my bucket list.

Joe Namath, for sure.

[quote] It was really hard scratching Mickey Rooney off my bucket list.

How long have you been blind?

Lou Christie , Lou Christie , Lou Christie.Yes, Lou Christie. Just saw him Last Night. in New Jersey, OMG He's fantastic. HOt, I love Lou

Harrison Ford.

And to the poser who mentioned Jose Mourinho, in a heartbeat yes.

Ed Asner.

R108 Yes, Mitt, total hottie, even if he and I don't share the same beliefs. Mormon boys...best in the world!