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He Smells Cookies

Anyone else beyond sick of this expression yet?

by Anonymousreply 51December 17, 2019 6:02 PM

Not as sick as I am of smelling cookies myself. They seem to be everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 1April 16, 2014 10:07 PM

You're only sick of it because it's about you.

by Anonymousreply 2April 16, 2014 10:11 PM

I don't even know what it means and it annoys the shit out of me. Second only to MARY!

by Anonymousreply 3April 16, 2014 10:18 PM

[all posts by childish idiot removed]

by Anonymousreply 4April 16, 2014 10:27 PM

No. Been here ten years. Still don't get it, r4. It's silly. And as a "burn" it hardly lives up to the promise of Pointless Bitchery.

by Anonymousreply 5April 16, 2014 10:32 PM

Really only one or two trolls ever use it--the most indefatigable one who does is the one who is always trying to make new slang terms happen ("cookies" for ass, "noodle" for dick, etc.).

by Anonymousreply 6April 16, 2014 10:35 PM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 7April 16, 2014 10:40 PM

Cookies? If you say so.

by Anonymousreply 8April 16, 2014 10:42 PM

Yes. And I am completely sick of that Does David Tom Smell Cookies thread that seems to constantly show up. Jesus, I wish there were some way to block threads on here.

by Anonymousreply 9April 17, 2014 12:59 AM

I work in a bakery so.......I smell cookies.

by Anonymousreply 10April 17, 2014 1:08 AM

I don't get the term either! I take it as a insult,I'd be ashamed to have the tag hoisted on me!

by Anonymousreply 11April 17, 2014 1:12 AM

I have never heard that term used anywhere, by anyone, except on DL.

by Anonymousreply 12April 17, 2014 1:21 AM

[all posts by childish idiot removed]

by Anonymousreply 13April 17, 2014 2:45 AM

I'd be more than glad to introduce you to another smell.

by Anonymousreply 14April 17, 2014 3:05 AM

I've never seen/heard it anywhere but here and I was sick of it the first time it showed up.

by Anonymousreply 15April 17, 2014 3:07 AM

[quote]I don't even know what it means and it annoys the shit out of me. Second only to MARY!

No, actually the MARY thing when used effectively can be very funny. The cookies thing is always just lame.

by Anonymousreply 16April 17, 2014 10:13 AM

Every time I see it I just groan and roll my eyes. This shit again? Why can't these aging queens think of anything else to amuse themselves besides cookies?

by Anonymousreply 17April 17, 2014 10:15 AM

I posted something about this not long ago and was lambasted by a bunch of assholes defending the stupid phrase. Glad to see others agree with me.

by Anonymousreply 18April 17, 2014 10:54 AM

There COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER!!

by Anonymousreply 19April 17, 2014 11:17 AM

That one and the equally clumsy and ridiculous "Jumped the Shark" bullshit line that never caught on.

by Anonymousreply 20April 17, 2014 11:19 AM

R9, I'm with you.

by Anonymousreply 21April 17, 2014 4:57 PM

Actually, [R20], "jumped the shark" does get used here and there, and it bears a meaning, stemming from an episode of Happy Days when the Fonz was water-skiing and went over a shark. Everyone thought it was blatantly out of style for the series, and the phrase caught on.

But "smells cookies" has no meaning, and no one except a few jackasses on this site uses it. They do it to needle the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 22April 17, 2014 5:26 PM

There is an origin for "smells cookies" meme used here.

by Anonymousreply 23April 17, 2014 5:39 PM

Oops...I just smelled my cookies.

by Anonymousreply 24April 17, 2014 6:06 PM

We should update it to Smells Cupcakes.

by Anonymousreply 25April 17, 2014 7:06 PM

OP,

It's the fantrolls which have been allowed to totally infest the website.

All the Smells Cookies FreddieSmith Contract Is Up, Jeremy Renner's bag of oranges Real HousewivesYesssah etc. etc. etc. fucking etc.

I suppose these people are gobbling up contribution memberships, otherwise I don't understand why Mediapolis has allowed the site to be taken over this way.

It's really sad. Just yesterday, I FINALLY peeked into the latest version of that "Contract Is Up..." thread and went all the way to the end. I couldn't tell you what they were talking about, it was just a bunch of people flaming each other and it sounded like women or young girls. It's bizarre, WAY beyond anything I've seen in my 11 years on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 26April 17, 2014 7:17 PM

I'll add that even the "Smells Cookies" trolls are crawling all over this thread, convinced that typing this shit is catty and clever and funny. I don't get it.

One thing's for sure, these types of trolls are all over the site and I don't think they're going away. Another reason for the one's who've been around a long time to stop paying that $18.

by Anonymousreply 27April 17, 2014 7:19 PM

Sing our R27, Sing out!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 28April 17, 2014 9:54 PM

I never really got it. Does it refer to the look of pleasure on someone's face whenever they smell the wonderful aroma of fresh baked cookies?

by Anonymousreply 29April 17, 2014 10:07 PM

Well it's better than "He smells smegma!" or "He smells buttjuice!"

by Anonymousreply 30April 17, 2014 11:06 PM

SMELL THEM!

by Anonymousreply 31December 2, 2019 3:21 AM

LOL - perhaps you don't find it amusing because not one person on here has actually hit on the etymology and actual meaning of the joke?

It has NOTHING to do with "cookies" as a slang for ass or anything else.

Also, it's not a new joke. It's been around for years and years - as far back as dialing with a pencil, gargoyle, and other classic DL.

by Anonymousreply 32December 2, 2019 4:28 AM

[quote]Jeremy Renner's bag of oranges

More like a bag of geraniums.

by Anonymousreply 33December 2, 2019 5:57 AM

COOKIE BAKERS!!

by Anonymousreply 34December 2, 2019 2:00 PM

A thread revived from five and a half years ago

May be a DL record

by Anonymousreply 35December 2, 2019 2:01 PM

Christmas time means COOKIES!

by Anonymousreply 36December 2, 2019 2:10 PM

Literally never seen or heard of it.

by Anonymousreply 37December 2, 2019 2:11 PM

Me like smelling cookies. Even more than that, me like

EATING THEM!

Om nom nom nom nom nom!

by Anonymousreply 38December 2, 2019 4:19 PM

smell the damn COOKIES!

by Anonymousreply 39December 2, 2019 4:29 PM

Christmas means COOKIE TIME

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by Anonymousreply 40December 17, 2019 2:14 PM

Is it a Datalounge exclusive / original?

by Anonymousreply 41December 17, 2019 2:21 PM

The term "Cookie smeller" amuses me frankly. My husband and I use it as a term of endearment. (How's my lilcookiesmeller today?)

by Anonymousreply 42December 17, 2019 2:25 PM

I thought I read a post on DL a while back that said the phrase originated with a straight comic (I don't remember who), who said something like, why do gay men always look like they're smelling cookies? The poster was making the point that its derisive origin made it even more inappropriate (and self-loathing) for gay men to adopt it.

by Anonymousreply 43December 17, 2019 2:27 PM

I cat even smells cookies

by Anonymousreply 44December 17, 2019 2:36 PM

^^ Is "I cat" a historical novel, like "I, Claudius"?

by Anonymousreply 45December 17, 2019 3:09 PM

The "Who was the comedian who coined 'Gay guys look like they just smelled some cookies'?" thread:

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by Anonymousreply 46December 17, 2019 3:30 PM

The "Who was the comedian who coined 'Gay guys look like they just smelled some cookies'?" thread:

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by Anonymousreply 47December 17, 2019 3:30 PM

Why did Larry Fine always look like he just smelled rotten eggs?

by Anonymousreply 48December 17, 2019 3:40 PM

R47, Dane Cook. I'm pretty sure?

by Anonymousreply 49December 17, 2019 3:54 PM

dana carvey

by Anonymousreply 50December 17, 2019 5:05 PM

I remember Dov Davioff doing the "cookies" joke on Comedy Central, at least 15 years ago. He was the first person to do the joke, IIRC.

by Anonymousreply 51December 17, 2019 6:02 PM
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