Anyone else beyond sick of this expression yet?
He Smells Cookies
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 17, 2019 6:02 PM |
Not as sick as I am of smelling cookies myself. They seem to be everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 16, 2014 10:07 PM |
You're only sick of it because it's about you.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 16, 2014 10:11 PM |
I don't even know what it means and it annoys the shit out of me. Second only to MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 16, 2014 10:18 PM |
[all posts by childish idiot removed]
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 16, 2014 10:27 PM |
No. Been here ten years. Still don't get it, r4. It's silly. And as a "burn" it hardly lives up to the promise of Pointless Bitchery.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 16, 2014 10:32 PM |
Really only one or two trolls ever use it--the most indefatigable one who does is the one who is always trying to make new slang terms happen ("cookies" for ass, "noodle" for dick, etc.).
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 16, 2014 10:35 PM |
[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 16, 2014 10:40 PM |
Cookies? If you say so.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 16, 2014 10:42 PM |
Yes. And I am completely sick of that Does David Tom Smell Cookies thread that seems to constantly show up. Jesus, I wish there were some way to block threads on here.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 17, 2014 12:59 AM |
I work in a bakery so.......I smell cookies.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 17, 2014 1:08 AM |
I don't get the term either! I take it as a insult,I'd be ashamed to have the tag hoisted on me!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 17, 2014 1:12 AM |
I have never heard that term used anywhere, by anyone, except on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 17, 2014 1:21 AM |
[all posts by childish idiot removed]
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 17, 2014 2:45 AM |
I'd be more than glad to introduce you to another smell.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 17, 2014 3:05 AM |
I've never seen/heard it anywhere but here and I was sick of it the first time it showed up.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 17, 2014 3:07 AM |
[quote]I don't even know what it means and it annoys the shit out of me. Second only to MARY!
No, actually the MARY thing when used effectively can be very funny. The cookies thing is always just lame.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 17, 2014 10:13 AM |
Every time I see it I just groan and roll my eyes. This shit again? Why can't these aging queens think of anything else to amuse themselves besides cookies?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 17, 2014 10:15 AM |
I posted something about this not long ago and was lambasted by a bunch of assholes defending the stupid phrase. Glad to see others agree with me.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 17, 2014 10:54 AM |
There COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER!!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 17, 2014 11:17 AM |
That one and the equally clumsy and ridiculous "Jumped the Shark" bullshit line that never caught on.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 17, 2014 11:19 AM |
R9, I'm with you.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 17, 2014 4:57 PM |
Actually, [R20], "jumped the shark" does get used here and there, and it bears a meaning, stemming from an episode of Happy Days when the Fonz was water-skiing and went over a shark. Everyone thought it was blatantly out of style for the series, and the phrase caught on.
But "smells cookies" has no meaning, and no one except a few jackasses on this site uses it. They do it to needle the rest of us.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 17, 2014 5:26 PM |
There is an origin for "smells cookies" meme used here.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 17, 2014 5:39 PM |
Oops...I just smelled my cookies.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 17, 2014 6:06 PM |
We should update it to Smells Cupcakes.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 17, 2014 7:06 PM |
OP,
It's the fantrolls which have been allowed to totally infest the website.
All the Smells Cookies FreddieSmith Contract Is Up, Jeremy Renner's bag of oranges Real HousewivesYesssah etc. etc. etc. fucking etc.
I suppose these people are gobbling up contribution memberships, otherwise I don't understand why Mediapolis has allowed the site to be taken over this way.
It's really sad. Just yesterday, I FINALLY peeked into the latest version of that "Contract Is Up..." thread and went all the way to the end. I couldn't tell you what they were talking about, it was just a bunch of people flaming each other and it sounded like women or young girls. It's bizarre, WAY beyond anything I've seen in my 11 years on Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 17, 2014 7:17 PM |
I'll add that even the "Smells Cookies" trolls are crawling all over this thread, convinced that typing this shit is catty and clever and funny. I don't get it.
One thing's for sure, these types of trolls are all over the site and I don't think they're going away. Another reason for the one's who've been around a long time to stop paying that $18.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 17, 2014 7:19 PM |
Sing our R27, Sing out!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 17, 2014 9:54 PM |
I never really got it. Does it refer to the look of pleasure on someone's face whenever they smell the wonderful aroma of fresh baked cookies?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 17, 2014 10:07 PM |
Well it's better than "He smells smegma!" or "He smells buttjuice!"
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 17, 2014 11:06 PM |
SMELL THEM!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 2, 2019 3:21 AM |
LOL - perhaps you don't find it amusing because not one person on here has actually hit on the etymology and actual meaning of the joke?
It has NOTHING to do with "cookies" as a slang for ass or anything else.
Also, it's not a new joke. It's been around for years and years - as far back as dialing with a pencil, gargoyle, and other classic DL.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 2, 2019 4:28 AM |
[quote]Jeremy Renner's bag of oranges
More like a bag of geraniums.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 2, 2019 5:57 AM |
COOKIE BAKERS!!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 2, 2019 2:00 PM |
A thread revived from five and a half years ago
May be a DL record
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 2, 2019 2:01 PM |
Christmas time means COOKIES!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 2, 2019 2:10 PM |
Literally never seen or heard of it.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 2, 2019 2:11 PM |
Me like smelling cookies. Even more than that, me like
EATING THEM!
Om nom nom nom nom nom!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 2, 2019 4:19 PM |
smell the damn COOKIES!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 2, 2019 4:29 PM |
Is it a Datalounge exclusive / original?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 17, 2019 2:21 PM |
The term "Cookie smeller" amuses me frankly. My husband and I use it as a term of endearment. (How's my lilcookiesmeller today?)
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 17, 2019 2:25 PM |
I thought I read a post on DL a while back that said the phrase originated with a straight comic (I don't remember who), who said something like, why do gay men always look like they're smelling cookies? The poster was making the point that its derisive origin made it even more inappropriate (and self-loathing) for gay men to adopt it.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 17, 2019 2:27 PM |
I cat even smells cookies
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 17, 2019 2:36 PM |
^^ Is "I cat" a historical novel, like "I, Claudius"?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 17, 2019 3:09 PM |
The "Who was the comedian who coined 'Gay guys look like they just smelled some cookies'?" thread:
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 17, 2019 3:30 PM |
The "Who was the comedian who coined 'Gay guys look like they just smelled some cookies'?" thread:
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 17, 2019 3:30 PM |
Why did Larry Fine always look like he just smelled rotten eggs?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 17, 2019 3:40 PM |
R47, Dane Cook. I'm pretty sure?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 17, 2019 3:54 PM |
dana carvey
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 17, 2019 5:05 PM |
I remember Dov Davioff doing the "cookies" joke on Comedy Central, at least 15 years ago. He was the first person to do the joke, IIRC.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 17, 2019 6:02 PM |