Things that ruin everything

hipsters in fedoras. hipsters with soul patches. fat people wearing pajamas and run-down, stanky-ass slippers everywhere in public. People having loud, long cellphone conversations in waiting rooms. People sitting next to you on planes who 'hork' up phlegm the entire flight. Farts in elevators.

Ditto on the drag queens.

Any event for or frequented by guy GLBT people is also immediately ruined and bastardized when the inevitable herd of drags queens show up doing their sad attention pandering shtick.

Hate them.

Sorry, just mean "frequented BY LGBT" people, not "by guy".

Olives.

Rain--ruins hair, shoes, etc.

Mud--again, the shoes, the dirtiness

Drunks that try and stay with you after the partying ends.

One night stands who won't leave in the morning.

The one cheap guy in the group, the double dipper, the guy who is the voice of reason, the list goes on...

Jesus Worshipers and PETA Freaks.

The 2 worst groups in the USA today.

Republicans.

OP

Poor R4 olives make everything better.

Kids!!!

Country Music (Tea Party Music)

Lawyers!

So many peeves.

OP through R11... makes yourselves happy and do sane people a favor : STAY HOME.

Primetime.

God bless PETA.

Short of sex, anything exclusively aimed, run, or for the 'gay community'.

Andie MacDowell. Evidence - Greystoke: Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes; St. Elmo's Fire; Four Weddings and a Funeral; Michael

True R16...no community. DL is proof that there is a population but NOT a community.

Fraus

Jan

Babies.

People who bring kids to high end events or events that should be child free. The person at the office who is compelled to leave anonymous notes about everything, everywhere, especially about their scent issues.

Taylor Swift and Justin Beiber

Just remember it was Drag Queens at Stonewall that started the gay rights movement.

If it was left up to prissy, entitled, A&F gym bunnies, you would still be beaten up for wearing your Prada loafers.

Daylight saving

Dudes that pull out when they cum in porn and in IRL

Bad cell phone signals

Traffic

Google's unnecessary updates

Republicans

r18 DL is not "proof" of anything, save that it's infested with mental/social cripples. See the linked thread.

Trolls

Republicans

Am I the only left who enjoys drag?

I view it as an art form.

Charities who refuse to hire any LGBT persons and expect to get Federal Government taxpayer money. (World Vision)

Children.

[quote]Just remember it was Drag Queens at Stonewall that started the gay rights movement.

TOTAL bullshit. Repeat this crap all you want it is still not true.

R6, I'll take Jesus Worshipers and PETA Freaks over jews and muslims who hate dogs and cats anytime

Strollers and their inhabitants in restaurants.

People on the subway who stand directly in front of the guy you're cruising.

OP is confusing raisins with cilantro.

I pray for the end of this "pico de gallo" shite.

r32 Muslim friends in Casablanca have a cat and dog as pets.

OP is not Cilantro comes from God, raisins come from rats.

Mushrooms.

Perfectly good pizzas, salads, and pasta dishes all ruined by the presence of a disgusting nasty texture that tastes like dirt. Why the FUCK would anyone willingly, purposely eat mushrooms? Ugh.

KEEP THEM OUT OF FOOD!

Mushroom and olive pizza...the best ever.

[quote]Just remember it was Drag Queens at Stonewall that started the gay rights movement.

Those drag queens were out there with their howitezers and flame throwers beating back the state police and National Guard helicopters. It was amazing. Ask any of the 843 drag queens who claim they were part of it.

R39 is deeply confused, as that would be the WORST pizza ever. Two disgusting things on otherwise perfectly good cheese, crust, and sauce.

With so many good topping options, why do people go with the two toppings that taste like complete shit and utterly ruin the meal?

R41 why do you?

We enjoy good mushroom and olive pizza and you must choose some shit like pineapple.

Maybe it's different in "shite" land, R35, but pico de gallo has always been with us, and always will be with us.

A really good pizza doesn't need toppings. Cheese, tomato (or sauce), and a little basil are all you need.

Only anchovies and raw onion ruin pizza, however.

People.

I'd like to know why anyone would ruin a perfectly good desert by putting orange peel in it.

Such an abomination.

The misguided people who are into organic foods.

Wild boar rectum.

What do they ruin for you, R47?

R42, anyone who says something as delicious as pineapple could ruin a pizza, but thinks putting spongy slimy fungus grown on horse-shit in a dark dank cave that tastes like dirt is perfectly fine, loses all credibility in my book.

Religion

Conservatives

Libertarians

Shareholders

Focus groups & test audiences

Fundamentalists (of every stripe)

Julie

Large chunks of onions in fried rice. Green peppers in anything,

Raisins: Good in pancakes and salads. And I'm NOT a fruit person.

Obnoxious and/or needy people ruin everything.

Richard Beymer

trannies

Tattoos.

Piercings.

British singers who put on a Southern accent.

Babies on a plane. Unless there's a funeral to attend, I don't think children under 3 should be allowed on domestic flights.

I can somewhat see international as they may be flying to see relatives. For some reason, I haven't had as many issues with babies on international flights than on domestic flights.

r47

Like the thread says: Everything!

Vegans

Breeders. O god, the effing breeders.

There is so much fucking hissing going on in this thread, some of you must be gasping for air.

Teenage Girls

(the reason for crap music on the radio, the ones issuing death threats on the internet and the ones watching and spawning more reality TV shows)

Self-righteous people (like R68)

In the cat declawing thread, R32 said he thinks Chinese and Mexican people should be neutered.

So I think it's a fair bet R32 ruins everything.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Bonnie Franklin

Helen Hunt

R31 - what are you disputing? That drag queens were part of the crowd that started the riot at Stonewall or that the Stonewall riots started the gay rights movement?

I don't know of any account of the riots that dispute that it was street kids, hustlers and drag queens that started the riot. For one reason they were the majority of the clientele at the bar. Then of course they are the witness accounts.

Maybe you want a slightly less strong statement than "started the gay rights movement"?

Maybe you want to go with "seminal moment"?

On the other hand I think it can be argued "started" is appropriate. For no other reason then the publicity and press coverage the event received.

For my entry into what ruins everything.

Middle class white gay men who want to whitewash gay history.

Wealthy straight white Christian males.

Bigots

Uptight prisses

R73 - there was the Mattachine Society and DoB and many others before Stonewall. To say drag queens started the whole thing is just wrong and ignorant.

Moreover there have been countless drag queens who claim to have been there who were not actually there.

A lot of people claim Stonewall.

[quote]what are you disputing? That drag queens were part of the crowd

As usual, the dispute is the claim that "it was Drag Queens at Stonewall that started the gay rights movement."

Note how you pulled back from that bogus claim to say they were "part of the crowd." For decades, the drag queens have attempted to claim they were the ONLY ones involved. Some who have provided "first person" interviews weren't even in New York state at the time. Drag queens had a very small part in the event.

R2 has the right view of drag queens and "their sad attention pandering shtick."

Anyone using the terms cismen, ciswomen, intersexed, cis privelege, bi privelege Can't stand these

R79, so you can't stand yourself?

R77 - Fine argue it was a seminal moment. I know about the Mattachine Society and the Daughters of Bilitis. I also know there were student organizations that had formed in the two years prior to Stonewall.

If you want to quibble over the use of the word "started" to express how important Stonewall was - fine.

How does the fact that "countless drag queens" have falsely claimed to be at Stonewall change the fact that drag queens were part of the group that started the riot?

Wall Street

[quote]How does the fact that "countless drag queens" have falsely claimed to be at Stonewall change the fact that drag queens were part of the group that started the riot?

It was gay men who started the uprising at Stonewall. Just because two of the men wore short shorts and silky shirts does NOT make it a drag queen uprising as many liars have tried to push on the gay community for decades. Your pathetic attempts in pushing their fake history sure paints you with the mindset of those drag queen who weren't there.

People who constantly bray about being 'bakers'. Yes, Rebecca Gibson -- please stop pushing your deformed, turd-like cookies on everyone. No talent.

R84, I don't think I have ever heard anyone bray about being a baker. And I'm old.

Believe me -- they're out there. Some of them even go so far as to open cupcake or cakeball/cakepop stores. Feh.

Republicans

sociopaths

did I say Republicans?

Tea obviously, because if it wasn't for Tea then the violently anti-gay American Tea Party could not exist.

Faggots.

Tina Yothers

R83 - Here is an eyewitness account.

I'm sure there were street kids there who fit your description. But they weren't mistaken for drag queens.

[quote]A lot of people claim Stonewall.

This is true. I know, because I was there.

Progressives who seem to know what is best for everyone.

mommy bloggers

Liza fans

R44 nailed the pizza question.

For those of you knocking on drag queens, here's Ms Chloe bringing some witty/abstruse Fabulousness. Don't Hate, LOVE little dahlings!

The one guy who throws down his hatred for women in every thread a woman starts or even comments on here at DL.

We get it. Some of you wish we weren't here. But our $18 spends just the same as yours does, so have a little patience and humor us.

More Chloe Fabulosity:

White people

fish

Narcissists and Borderlines ruin everything.

Gaga and Katy Perry.

Meth.

The Kartrashians & Kanye West.

Lens, Lilo & The Beebs

Hip hop anything

Transgender ranters

Fraus with "after birth" lists & such crap

Helena Bonham Carter has ruined every movie in which she has appeared.

People who say "Hip hop anything" because they're racists who just won't admit it.

Fat people. Fat people ruin everything. Yup.

So do raisins.

Raisins and fat people will bring down the entire world someday. Be vigilant!

Fraus.

Fags.

People who bitch about other people eating strawberries at the movies. People who work in movie theatres who have people arrested for eating such illegalities as strawberries. Dumbass strawberry eaters who don't know enough to hide your food until the lights go down. Movie theatre patrons. Movie theatres. Movies.

Kristen Bell

Network executives

Bad weather

Bankers

[quote]1. Raisins ruin every dish from cookies to chicken salad.

This sentence is better served with a nicely placed comma.

[italic]Raisins ruin every dish, from cookies to chicken salad.[/italic]

Also, cookies do not constitute a dish.

[quote]2. Drag queens ruin every bar and social even they are a part of.

Oh, dear.

[italic]Drag queens ruin every bar and social event of which they are a part[/italic]

I took the liberty of correcting your spelling error ("event").

... grammar Nazis.

Dirty hotdogs slathered in dick cheese.

Enough already, R116!

Cookies are a dish in this context, and picking on a typo like that should be beneath you. I suppose the comma helps prevent the sentence from being a run-on, but reads okay without it.

R50

Women

Hey 39...r4 here Think I'm gonna puke.

[quote]I don't know of any account of the riots that dispute that it was street kids, hustlers and drag queens that started the riot. For one reason they were the majority of the clientele at the bar. Then of course they are the witness accounts.

NO...no true account says they STARTED it. Stonewall had no liquor license and had to be under the radar. They were NOT allowed at the bar, not at all.

Those who were a 'part' of it joined the street riot and were not in at the START.

I did enjoy the fiction at the TRANSadvocate article as they attempt to re-write history...they show that photo of Rivera who was not only NOT an instigator but had not yet run away from home. The 'survivor' they claim to interview was on the list of the 300 at Stonewall and cannot be trusted.

All 300 patrons had to show ID as they left the bar. The list still exists. Anyone claiming to have been there who is not on that list is a liar. ENTIRE books have been written based on the liars.

....and Raisins.

Those Chloe clips are not funny, r99. Quit posting them.

negras

R122 et al on the David Pevsner thread.

Know-it-alls

Loud people who have to be the center of attention

drag queens (a subset of the above loud people set)

parties with no alcohol

cover charges (NEVER worth it. Ever.)

gay men under 30

Republicans

cellphones on a date

Breeders, who, by thoughtlessly acting on their "natural", "G-d-given rights" to progeny, condemn the Earth and everything on it to extinction.

Addicts

Addicts who have found GOD

Addicts who think they have a great business idea

A guy who turns you on...but refuses to wear use condoms

Spammers

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Rex Reed

green bell peppers

shag carpeting

Vaginas.

Ryan Murphy

Walmart; Comcast; NBC cancelling the Law and Order franchise for the Voice; Andy Cohen, purveyor of dreck; the entire cast of Smash; Ronald Reagan; Barbara Bush giving birth; Olestra; Monsanto; Reese Witherspoon's insistence she be portrayed as sexually desirable; McBongo's weight loss; China; Putin; Outsourcing; Plastic microbeads and Asian carp are ruining the Great Lakes; Josh Charles and Matthew in Downton Abbey.

Surely there's more.

Identigene

Cancer

Penises

Hermaphrodites

social justice warriors

frau mommies

corporate culture

Ryan Murphy

grammar and PC tyranny

the colour puce

Ryan Seacrest Kim Kardashian Every other Kardashian/Jenner Kanye West

Mayonnaise

Pickles

12-year old models

Angry lesbians who love pit bulls

Religion/creationists

Abortion protesters

Manufacturing companies who dump waste into water

Plastics companies

The 1%

High fructose corn syrup Monsanto The Koch Brothers Mitt Romney

Lena Dunham. She appeared on Marc Maron's podcast; people commented how fat and untalented she is, and now Maron is getting rid of the comment section from his site.

Katherine Heigl Jeremy Renner

Not enough toilet paper at the public lav to complete the job.

Those "hole-in-the-floor" shit-houses in European rail stations.

Religion.

Trolls, especially at the gym.

Defenders of drag queens.

r143- he is? The comments section is still on his site. My guess is if he does get rid of it due to the negative comments about Lens, it's because he's head over heels with Moon Unit Zappa. It's probably a faux feminist move.

He said on his latest podcast that it's going to be gone soon and a week ago railed against the nasty comments about Lena. Maybe he'll get rid of it and then bring it back in a year or two after he breaks up with Moon.

adobe flash plugins

Having to wake up early. (For work, specifically).

Endless speculation and hokey theories about Flight 370. For the love of PETE!

Child orators and contests featuring them. Ridiculous -- like little robots. They make me cringe and want to throw up.

Google

squirrels. death.

Skidmarks spotted (bad pun...) in a new lover's underwear. Oh, dear ..... squirm-squirm-squirm. Ewwwwwwwww, what's that SMELL!?

'hand-crafted' anything. Same with 'artisanal'. Meaningless baloney! Add 'house made' -- whatever the fuck THAT means. The 'house' made it? Neat trick.

Crossfit and paleo drones. EVERY conversation, no matter the topic, devolves into one of the following:

1. Their box

2. Their WOD

3. Their date with Uncle Rhabdo

4. "Mmmmm, bacon!!"

5. Ron Paul and all things Ron Paul-ish

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[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

throw pillows

R158 and R145 apparently hooked up.

Old and/or fat naked guys in the steamroom/sauna.

Libertarians.

Cunts!

I am so happy to read that there are others who think drag queens ruin everything, I thought I was the only one.

But I love raisins, and put them in everything!

And yes, Republicans and Libertarians are dreadful.

[quote] I am so happy to read that there are others who think drag queens ruin everything, I thought I was the only one.

[quote] But I love raisins, and put them in everything!

R168 - cool

Tell us more about where you put your raisins.

Diarrhea

Stockton, California

Monster trucks

Whom used as a nominative preposition

Cockroaches, both human and insect forms

Vegetarians

Michael Bay. Miracle Whip. Dick Cheney. Hemorrhoids.

Liver and Onions

Duck's Blood Soup

Pigs Feet and Pork Rinds

Working for a Living

Taxes and Healthcare

Faux conservative bigots.

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Selfies.

Mushrooms

Olives

Raisins

Walnuts

Republicans

Conservatives

Fundamentalists

Libertarians (Ayn Rand variety)

Racists

Misogynists

Homophobes

Vegans

People with peanut allergies

Gluten sensitive people

The Koch Brothers

What happened to the fat girls with glitter faces?

Stinky feet

Smelly shoes

Bad breath

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genderfluidity

genderstupidity

NBC Shows in the 80s that did "special episodes" about things. That always ruined that thing.

bowel leakage.

All those pesky fact-checkers.

gendersimpletons

bad breath

Moderation!

dystopia

trans' codependents

Potted Meat Food. Cheese sprayed out of a can.

black liberals

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Bamboo shoots

Fennel

Rosemary Church's mouth

People who talk about zombies

People who talk about bacon

Slow walkers

Cacao nibs

Rosacea noses

Dull knives

Metallic light blue cars

Opening YET ANOTHER cupcake shop. Feh. Enough, already.

Libertarians ruin everything.

They need to be killed.

Stainless steel microwaves

Noro virus on a cruise ship.

Marry me R189

Dumb-asses that say "irregardless" and "conversate"

People in yoga classes who don't wash their ... junk!

Posting a bride's webpage on DL for kicks.

Drag queens

"BTQIA" (the tail that wags the dog of "LG")

Soccer mom fraus

That pooh smell.

Prime-time

Raisins.

Walnuts.

Olives.

Mushrooms.

Cigarettes

Cigars

Pipes

Religion

Religious People

Krystle.

Mushrooms in anything and hardboiled eggs in any kind of salad.

Hard boiled eggs are the food of the devil. How can someone eat something that smells so much like shit.

I love raisins and will eat them in anything

Eggs smell like shit. Holy crap, now I've heard everything. Eat much shit on your salad, do you, Earlene?

Teabaggers (not referring to the sex-act)

Rednecks

Office fraus

Boot-licking toadies

The 1%

Libertarians. What a bunch of retards.

Bowel leakage in public

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Another raisin lover here.

Goes great in anything, except maybe soup, I will have to check it out!

"You see this here raisin, Opie? It was once a grape!"

Republicans

BM's that you have to nudge out with your finger.

Looking at Bewitched and realizing all the adult actors are with the gay angels.

The Kennedy Center forgetting legends like Mickey Rooney.

Pulverized crickets in yogurt.

[quote]BM's that you have to nudge out with your finger.

Is this what we have to look forward to when we are old? Ewwwww.

Anti-semitism

I'll-fitting adult nappies.

Law students, lawyers and judges, even wise Latina ones who want to sell books.

Hoarders

Foodies

rapists

Damon Lindelof

Neckercheifs.

Vegans.

Vegetarians.

office crop dusters.

Hipster douchebags and their fedoras, hand-crafted cocktails and cupcakes and less-than-standard hygiene.

Whistling boogers

AIDS infested homos...Of course they're all AIDS infested.

Assholes like R235

The troll who follows me around this site and calls me Boris.

Ditto on 2.

Drag queens ruin every bar and social even they are a part of.