I want to make a private gloryhole - will guys steal my stuff?
I want to make a private gloryhole in my apartment, but I don't know how to set it up! I get how to physically construct a piece of wood with a hole in it. I've always wondered where does that gloryhole get put up? You just pick a doorway in your house/apartment?
If you do, is there a concern of the guy just stealing stuff from your place? For example, if you set up a gloryhole in the doorway to your bathroom, then you have to be inside the bathroom, and your guest will have access from entering your apartment to the bathroom, as well as the rest of your apartment!
If you set up the gloryhole at your entryway, then the guy ends up standing in the hallway/outside with his pants down, which also wouldn't work.
Those of you who have set these up before, how does this get done, and do you ever have the concern of the guy just stealing stuff from you? If it's set up in the garage or shed, that makes a bit more sense, but what about in your apartment? Or is it always in the garage/shed?
Thanks!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 8, 2019 11:37 AM
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Set it up in your entry hall, with no access to the rest of your place, silly!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 28, 2014 3:28 AM
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I wish! My place doesn't have an entry hall, the entry door just opens up into the room :( The only option is for me to set it up in bathroom or kitchen, but leaves the rest of the place open
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 28, 2014 3:51 AM
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You could always place a refrigerator box out in the hallway.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 28, 2014 4:26 AM
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Maybe you should re-think this whole, big commitment to glory-hole glory. Aren't there just too many downsides?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 28, 2014 4:45 AM
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I think you have watched too many XTube videos.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 28, 2014 4:51 AM
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A lot of men just hand a curtain two feet inside. We put our cocks through a hole in the fabric.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 28, 2014 12:04 PM
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I would be more worried about the herpes you might get.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 28, 2014 12:37 PM
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I've seen Craigslist ads where someone will just hang a sheet inside their front door. If you have nothing to hang it from, you could build a frame out of PVC pipe.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 28, 2014 2:26 PM
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I suggest that you replace your front door peephole with a 'pee-pee hole' with a sign above that reads: No DNA, No Entry.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 28, 2014 3:26 PM
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R7, that ship sailed decades ago for OP.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 28, 2014 6:01 PM
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Actually most people already have oral herpes, and many have genital herpes - they just never get an outbreak and so their risk of transmission is very low. Yes, the risk is not 0%, but still very low.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 28, 2014 10:02 PM
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Isn't the whole point that you'll steal guys stuff?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 29, 2014 1:43 AM
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I can see why your anonymous visitors might feel inclined to steal your stuff. It would probably be a good idea to have the household staff keep an eye on them.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 29, 2014 1:52 AM
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OP, I think I've solved your problem.
Go through AirBNB and cart your refrigerator box to the rental unit.
You get some cock and your line of cummers can steal stuff that's not yours. EVERYONE is happy!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 29, 2014 1:59 AM
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Just when I think the lamest thread has been posted on DL, it gets topped.
This has to be an attempt at parody or put on.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 29, 2014 2:28 AM
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I might agree with you, R16, but I have a friend, a renegade, unrecovering Catholic, who fashioned a prie-dieu into a confessional that he stuck in his front entryway, in the hope that people would come over and confess their sins to him.
I shit you not.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 29, 2014 2:33 AM
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Of course they will, especially if your into the stranger-sex thing. There's also a possibility that you might be maimed or murdered in the process.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 29, 2014 3:34 AM
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If nothing else we know they can't steal your dignity.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 29, 2014 4:53 AM
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You are all acting shocked that this could ever come across somebody's mind - just take a glance at craigslist and there's plenty of private gloryholes guys have set up - don't see what the big deal is here
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 29, 2014 5:08 AM
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Set it up at the front door, kind of a "Howdy, welcome to the neighborhood" thing. It's far more eye-catching than a traditional doormat.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 29, 2014 5:14 AM
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Set it up and suck my dick bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 29, 2014 11:39 AM
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Anyone ever buy the portable glory hole? Hangs in a door frame? Anyone?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 29, 2014 11:42 AM
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I wanted to but the guy doesn't make them anymore! It was at gloryholesnow.com but the site isn't there anymore :( it looked awesome, folds down so can take w you for hotel fun
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 29, 2014 3:31 PM
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Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo
Your living with your own private glory hole. Living with your own private glory hole. Underground like a wild potato Don't come on the patio Don't shoot in the pool Blue bottomless pool
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 29, 2014 3:46 PM
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I just want to get eaten out, without having to bother reciprocating - do you think I should make a "gloryhole" in my apartment?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 30, 2014 3:54 AM
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[quote]Set it up at the front door, kind of a "Howdy, welcome to the neighborhood" thing. It's far more eye-catching than a traditional doormat.
"It's a Scandinavian mail slot -- I saw it on Martha Stewart!"
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 30, 2014 3:57 AM
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r8, Do you sign in and register on the sheet, then wait for you name to be called?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 31, 2014 5:39 AM
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What about pvtgloryhole guy? Hot vids
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 3, 2014 10:29 AM
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OP, they have some good self-install gloryhol kits at Home Depot, but they best ones are at Gloryholes R' Us
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 3, 2014 11:38 AM
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Make sure to put your name on everything with a permanent marker.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 4, 2014 10:34 PM
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Think about it OP, they are just as scared of you as you are of them.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 3, 2014 1:12 AM
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OP needs to construct a portable 'hallway' just inside his front door. Something he can dismantle obviously. I'm envisioning a phone booth sized box with three sides. So anyone who comes in the front door goes right into the enclosure.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 6, 2014 8:29 AM
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Hi, unlike the other's that have posted and put you off,who probably have cobwebs down below, you need to do research on people you can trust before you gather guys in to your place of fun, next I use a cardboard glory hole its easy to put up and pull down, I was lucky to get someone's box that their fridge come in, and it was tall enough and wide enough to cover the whole door, I cut it into shape, now its great, use tape to stick it to the door frame, when it comes to guys, go to a cruise site you know, and try only the gay section first, beware of bi or straight guys, try not to message them in the heat of the moment, only get gay or bi men to play with you if you can, there is more trust with them, so you shouldn't have much trouble, like thieves or anything, Its only the to good to be true guy's who's probably are criminal's, or want money for sex, and see how you go from there,
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 5, 2014 2:48 AM
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This thread is useless without hissing.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 5, 2014 2:57 AM
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Please someone tell me this is a joke. Do guys really advertise online for complete strangers to come to their apartments and stick their dicks in a hole? I mean I know they do it at clubs, baths and porno shops, but AT HOME??? Aren't you afraid of being killed by one of those closeted self hating gay serial killers I always see on the First 48 Hours?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 5, 2014 5:41 AM
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I don't have a concern of guys stealing all my stuff, I have a concern of getting STD'S. But I'm sure you don't care about that now, do you?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 6, 2014 5:11 PM
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Get yourself a big cardboard box, stand it in the entrance doorway and have THE CUSTOMER in the box and you on the other side doing your thang.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 14, 2014 12:47 AM
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I bought this one , it works great , with my husband , and the fetish parties we host once a year , lots of fun all the guys get to one side
and we try to guess who is who
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 42 | November 10, 2014 3:35 PM
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Just a word of caution...
Yes! there is always that guy who is the ass hole of the bunch, who will steal. I had a portable air compressor stolen from my garage when the dude exited my house.
I have probably sucked off more than 50 guys, with many repeats; only one of them was a thief. I wanted to keep it totally anon so I never saw their faces and they never saw mine.
Also, you can do alot with a private GH. I love to swallow cum but sometimes I would collect the cum from my mouth into a shot glass...then wait for it to be filled to the top after 8-12 loads. Then I would slowly sip and taste it.
I would recomend a set up inside the garage rather than the house.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 23, 2015 1:53 PM
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Whatever you decide to do, OP, please make sure you have a roll of paper towels and a waste can for use afterwards. No one wants to stuff a semi-hard cock back into their trousers that are slick with your slobber.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 23, 2015 2:00 PM
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This is the gay male equivalent to pole dancing in the home.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 30, 2015 5:11 PM
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Yes, r38, they do. Don't you ever read craigslist? Damn, girl. You need to get out more.
I've heard of them being set up in a garage. That seems better but if you don't have a garage to work with, I guess it doesn't matter.
Why not use a hotel room or something? Take your portable glory hole (the one made from PVC and/or cardboard) and set it up in a hotel room.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 30, 2015 6:09 PM
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Why do you think your stuff is worth stealing?
And will your mother be happy when strange men are entering and exiting her basement door?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 30, 2015 6:31 PM
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Enjoy being brutally murdered in your own home Op.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 31, 2015 4:41 AM
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omg, why am I giggling at r51?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 31, 2015 5:00 AM
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Ah it's like the old days on dl!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 31, 2015 5:03 AM
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I think the more pressing challenge, OP, is getting a permit from the city. And don't forget the Health Department! You'll need them to sign off on it, too - or else they will close your ass down!
And then where will you be?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 31, 2015 5:22 AM
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You people are disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 31, 2015 5:23 AM
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Oh, r55, stop being such a killjoy.
Besides, you're supposed to say, "y'all a bunch of whores up in here".
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 31, 2015 6:03 AM
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Can't you just get one of those portable glory holesees that you can take anywhere? I saw some at Wal-Mart.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 31, 2015 6:07 AM
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R14 this was why Mike on the Brady Bunch could not fire Alice. She knew what went on before Carol came into the picture, and kept thing quiet from the new Mrs. Brady... for a price.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 8, 2019 11:37 AM
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