Johnny Carson: Wife Beater

He did it or wore them?

Did it.

Came out when he was alive. During divorce from second wife Joanna (Johanna), I believe...

He was accused yes, no conviction.

Johnny Carson is alive, idiot OP.

[quote]Johnny Carson is alive, idiot OP.

Wow. You are one fucking idiot moron.

For R5

Some wives NEED beatin' ...

Carson died nine years ago, moron R5.

ALL men beat their wives. At least the ones who loved them.

This pussy-driven society just doesn't understand how real passion and true love play out in the real world of men and women. Women would hit back, too. They'd throw things. Men would knock their wives' teeth out and then get them the best dentures. Women would stab their husbands while they slept, usually with semen still clinging to their satisfied vulvas.

It was LOVE, baby. And you plasticized, precious, inexperienced worm children won't ever get it.

R5 he died in 2005 you are the idiot.

He was also into S&M as his first wife discovered.

He had a lot of demons. The bio of him on American Masters (PBS) was great. He had 3 hot sons, wasn't close to them especially the gay one.

R5...Who is the President?

He allegedly slapped his first wife around in public, at parties etc. He was a mean drunk.

r11, then how did he just publish his memoirs? I just saw it on amazon. You are the idiot, LOL!

That wasn't Johnny Carson who just published his memoirs, it was Kit Carson. He tells all about his experience with the Pony Express. I saw him on the Tonight show on Friday.

R5, R16...Are you smoking crack?

I thought it was Kit Culkin who just published his much anticipated memoirs? He wrote about how he and Michael Jackson would take turns fingerbanging Macauley while watching The Tonight Show.

WHAT??? Johnny Carson DIED??? When did this happen? OMFG!!! I am devastated. He was my hero. He was so funny and distinguished. He brought such charm and integrity to Late Night - not like these low-brow hooligans now.

Seriously. I did not know. I'm despondent. Actually crying now. RIP, Mr. Carson

R20 I'M the only Mr. Carson, bitch!

I didn't even know that Mr. Carson was married, let alone that he beat his wife.

Now you know Earl.

Oh for heaven's sake, everyone slapped the wife around in days gone by. Have you ever seen Lucy convinced Ricky was going to pop her in the mouth? That was from experience. It was no big. Had to keep the little lady in line ya know.

Making this a bit more serious, what about Carson never acknowledging his black granddaughter? Christopher Carson.

I think he didn't have a problem with blacks professionally, but it freaked him out that his son fucked a BW and got her pregnant.

Cokehead too.

Lots of shit on him. But I'll admit he's one of those celebrities that, no matter how many stories I hear, I will always adore him.

Hey, it's not like he ever pretended to be a saint, or have the self-importance of Oprah. He knew he was lucky as hell and had the easiest fucking gig in world.

[24], are you nuts? Or just unfamiliar with non-homo nups of decades gone by?

Bashing children was widely accepted as "discipline," "spare the rod, etc.". Wife-beating, considerably less so. Even then--'50s, '60s.

R10, you're a delusional cunt.

Carson wives:

Jody

Joanne

Joanna

Alexis

Since most of them married nerdy Johnny for his money and fame, they put up with whatever came with it.

This thread is a mess.

[quote]He knew he was lucky as hell and had the easiest fucking gig in world.

Everything about this sentence is incorrect.

Carson Kressley died?!

Does Ed McMahon know that Johnny is dead?

And how come Johnny never publically acknowledged his son Carson Dally?

You're my kind of guy R32.

Well, would YOU publicly acknowledge Carson Daly?

Second wife is the one he caught renting an apartment for sex with Frank Gifford. His attorney who was with him says when it was clear what he apartment was for, Johnny Carson leaned against the wall and cried. Sobbed even.

Jimmy fucking cunt douche Fallon is hosting The Tonight Show.

The Apocalypse is nigh.

And yet Johnny was a womanizer and cheater himself. He just didn't like it when it happened to him.

Johnny Carson, egg beater.

We had an affair shortly before he died. I'd make him scrambled eggs in the morning, he always wanted to help beat them.

Mrs. Beatty didn't mind, she was off whooping it up with Whoopie.

How they are related Pt. IV.

And lo it was written that Johnny Carson begat Kit Carson, and Kit Carson begat Eartha Kitt, and Eartha Kitt did begat K.I.T.T., and get K.I.T.T. begat The Hoff, and the end of days was upon us.

Like what, r30? Getting $20 mil a year to work two days a week? Are you telling me that's a "grind" of a job?

And no, Carson didn't think it was either. I you ever watched his interview with Barbara Walters - he was always very aware of how lucky he was (professionally, anyway).

And his sister Carson McCullers who was Carson Carson before she married Donnie McCullers.

Kitty Carlisle has got to be in here somewhere.

[quote]Kitty Carlisle has got to be in here somewhere.

She is here. Kitty Carlisle posted the info at R39. She posts at DL every Sunday night.

It was the 2nd wife JOANNE (COPELAND) who claimed that he beat her. The 3rd wife was JOANNA HOLLAND; ALEXIS, his 4th and last. JOANNE COPELAND was also the one who took care of TRUMAN CAPOTE in his last year.

On which wife's sofa dis Truman expire?

Dis Truman?

Dat Truman... did expire.

KElT, darling, Alexis dumps little Johnny when she got sick of him. Even with his $$$, Johnny was old and boring.

KELT darling is well of aware of that fact Anonymous.

[quote]Capote died in Bel Air, Los Angeles, on August 25, 1984, aged 59 from liver cancer.[45] According to the coroner's report, the cause of death was "liver disease complicated by phlebitis and multiple drug intoxication."[46] He died at the home of his old friend Joanne Carson, ex-wife of late-night TV host Johnny Carson, on whose program Capote had been a frequent guest.

... on the sofa.

It was rumored this ex wife was gay and JC was particularly pissed he had to pay his lezbo wife alimony.

Johnny loved lesbians.

No, what was the final straw was that CARSON found out JOANNE (not JOANNA wife #3) was having an affair with FRANK GIFFORD. This was about 1970, 71; was also a consideration in CARSON moving to L.A.

Kelt is RAPIDLY becoming the BRANDON of 2014.

Well 'darling', KELT is the Czech translation for BRANDON, and in Finland it roughly translates into 'the cattle are ill'. Maybe I am BRANDON. Just like re-watching SINGLE WHITE FEMALE but different.

This hysterical threads needs to be revived.

Apparently, Johnny Carson was up for the lead in The Dick Van Dyke Show- it was between him and DVD. I guess they would have called it The Johnny Carson Show if he had won the audition.

I can't really picture him with Mary Tyler Moore though.

He would have been terrible! He could hardly stop himself from laughing at his own jokes on the talkshow.