43, never married, no mention of a GF.
I think he's really cute.
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43, never married, no mention of a GF.
I think he's really cute.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 26, 2020 4:29 PM |
Would he not let you blow him tonight in the clubhouse, Andy?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 9, 2014 4:28 AM |
Yes. Yes he is. And he's Wonnnnnderful.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 9, 2014 4:30 AM |
He's saving himself for the right girl.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 9, 2014 4:34 AM |
He dates in Europe.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 9, 2014 7:31 AM |
Per IMDB: admitted OCD, casually mentioned past girlfriend, filmed sister's uterus during childbirth, a social do-gooder.
Prognosis: either straight with kink or closeted.
Prediction: either he marries a coroner with IBS to feed the ubiquitous necro-corporophagic addiction or he discovers meth and gets caught sucking off guys like the actor on ALF.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 9, 2014 8:48 AM |
I have no idea darling, he never sucked my dick.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 9, 2014 10:38 AM |
I had a brief conversation with Will right after he was signed for SNL and before he hit national recognition. It was at a reception for an out performer who was doing a show at the LAGLC Renberg Theater at The Village. He was either a Brigade, Acme or some such co-hort of the performer and showed up for support. Close up, he did not ping and the only remarkable thing about him was he was introverted, kinda skinny and not tall. Typical straight guy in Hollywood with gay friends in the business.
I would have liked a taste though...
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 9, 2014 12:11 PM |
Very gay, very closeted.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 9, 2014 12:16 PM |
Have you seen him and Fred Armisen kissing passionately on SNL and on some comics special that aired a few years ago? Will seemed really into it. Just saying...
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 9, 2014 1:06 PM |
I cannot tell the difference between Will Forte and Bill Hader.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 9, 2014 3:30 PM |
[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 9, 2014 3:38 PM |
I went to highschool with him, he has a popcorn obsession.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 10, 2014 2:29 AM |
Will Forte is one of my all time favorite SNL players. I've always thought he was very cute and would do him in a New York minute.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 10, 2014 2:31 AM |
I mix him up with that guy Amy Poehler was married to.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 10, 2014 2:33 AM |
I always get Will Forte and Bill Hader mixed up.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 11, 2014 6:05 AM |
Heard from someone who has interacted with him on a few occasions that he is genuinely nice, sweet, and humble (but this person got no information on the question of his sexual orientation).
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 11, 2014 6:12 AM |
i know him slightly before he was famous. he didn't seem very gay to me, though i saw no evidence of a girlfriend, either. i would have pegged him as a gay-friendly straight guy.
then again, he is an actor.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 11, 2014 6:13 AM |
It was pathetic to see Will Forte go slow on the guess the celebrity bathtub game so news anchor Dan Rather could score. I guess he just read the news.
Interesting, OP. 2 out of 10 rating. 1 being heterosexual and 10 being gay. I've never gotten a gay vibe from him. He always seemed liked the heterosexual guy that collects comics and action figures.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 11, 2014 6:21 AM |
Bumping this thread because I was wondering the same thing after his name came up in Amy Poehler's book. She mentioned him in passing in her book and was telling stories about how Forte and 2 other male writers would prank her by calling her into their office and be sitting at their desks completely naked.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 18, 2015 9:10 AM |
And on 30 Rock, Will did look very pretty (and comfortable) in drag.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 18, 2015 10:18 AM |
When I was at NBC, a co-worker who was a former page told me that a female page went down on him during a party. She told me that this girl was obsessed with him, but he never gave her the time of day apart from the casual hook-up. He later blew her off entirely for another girl in the page program who eventually worked for Focus Features and now produces some lifestyle web series. I'd say he's straight, and obnoxiously so.
Since hearing that story, I always recoil whenever I see Will Forte. He seems like a dickbag of the highest order for dipping in the intern pool like that. He probably pursued them because they were easy marks, he doesn't seem that cute or charming after all. His original Falconer character was super lame. At the time, NBC was owned by GE. Not as though it would have been enforced, but having sex with someone in your chain of command was a fireable offense.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 18, 2015 2:43 PM |
Wow. Good dish, r22.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 18, 2015 2:51 PM |
Some straight people should never marry and some gay people should not as well.
I think we can all agree that this is true, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 18, 2015 3:58 PM |
[quote]I cannot tell the difference between Will Forte and Bill Hader.
Same here. So same question -- is Bill Hader gay?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 18, 2015 4:51 PM |
Hader is straight and married, with three children.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 18, 2015 6:08 PM |
An intern is not in the "chain of command" of an actor on one of the network's shows. When the manager of the intern program dies, it doesn't fall on the actors to oversee the interns.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 18, 2015 6:10 PM |
Based on filming his sister's uterus, the page blowjob anecdote, and being in his 40s with not even one past gf mentioned online, I'd say he's definitely straight with some kind of fucked up kink. Watching his new show now and it's soooo boring. All style no substance. And what the fuck kind of comedy runs over 30 minutes? Stupid
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 12, 2015 5:38 AM |
I bet he's into some japanese niche like elder porn or breastfeeding porn
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 12, 2015 5:49 AM |
[quote] And what the fuck kind of comedy runs over 30 minutes?
The first broadcast was two 30-minute episodes, back-to-back. The rest are 30 minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 12, 2015 5:51 AM |
Him seeming like a "bro" doesn't make him straight. He's single for a reason. If the getting blown by females interns story is true, then he could be bi/flexible.
I don't know how the filming his sister's uterus would be a factor one way or another. Gays can do strange things just as often as the straights.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 12, 2015 8:32 AM |
R20 he does like being naked.
In NY he NEVER wore a towel in the locker room back when he went to NYSC. I mean never.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 12, 2015 11:57 AM |
@R32 no one is suggesting that the uterus thing is gay, but rather that it is indicative of some fucked up kink that could have caused issue in relationships with women, and therefore be a reason he hasn't locked a bird down
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 16, 2015 4:51 AM |
i knew him through friends pre-SNL, and he claimed to be straight, but not very loudly, and i always thought he was on the down low. never had a girlfriend, either.
i know- this means nothing, but my money is on deeply closeted, ie won't even admit it to himself.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 16, 2015 4:57 AM |
Hayley Hader is going to grow up into a real bitch on the playground. That girl better learn to fight.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 16, 2015 5:06 AM |
@R36 what on earth makes you say this
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 16, 2015 5:15 AM |
I think he kinda pings, but I could be wrong. MacGruber is a guilty pleasure of mine. He has a flat ass but I still love him.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 16, 2015 5:58 AM |
I want more sex stories. No one else from NY has any dirt? He was on SNL for a long time.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 16, 2015 6:03 AM |
God almighty my pinky finger is bigger than his dick in R25's pic. That explains the no girlfriend thing. And don't say he's a grower cuz nothing grows enough from that.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 16, 2015 6:59 AM |
that picture is a comedy thing r40. It was to promote a movie. The dick is photos shopped on to him.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 16, 2015 7:02 AM |
R40 That's not his real dick.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 16, 2015 10:58 PM |
Lots of shirtlessness in this week's "Last Man on Earth," and he finally shaved the beard. But it looks like he shaves/waxes his chest next week.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 17, 2015 4:17 PM |
Well, now he's apparently dating January Jones. Maybe he is just a weirdo straight dude, or a weirdo bi dude(a guy in another thread said Forte cruised him).
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 1, 2015 11:53 PM |
That's weird because Jones dated his SNL castmate Jason Sudeikis for a long while and he's rumored to be her kid's father.
Guess she likes former SNL featured players.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 2, 2015 12:10 AM |
Will Forte looks like Pete to me from Mad Men. It's like Betty is dating Pete.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 2, 2015 12:13 AM |
Jason Sudeikis might also be on Last Man on Earth at some point because he was in a photo of Will Forte's character.
Another weird factor is that Will Forte is friends with Tim and Eric who are friends with Zach Galifianakis(and Will and Zach could also be friends) and Zach had a bad encounter with January(or was just fucking around in an interview, who knows?).
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 2, 2015 5:53 AM |
To be honest I find him one of the most likeable guy in show biz
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 12, 2016 2:12 AM |
1:22 'Uh ... My b... My buddy' My boyfriend?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 12, 2016 2:17 AM |
He was flaming tonight on the Corden show.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 28, 2020 5:07 AM |
He was great on SNL, and he's obsessed with homosexuality. He had so many gay themed skits.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 15, 2020 7:39 AM |
He seemed pretty damn gay on Who Wants to be a Millionaire tonight. Especially in his vocal inflections
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 16, 2020 3:22 AM |
I think Forte, Hader and Armisen are all gay (yes, I know the latter is a crazy “womanizer”, but so are a lot of closet cases believe it or not).
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 26, 2020 3:47 PM |
I'd love Forte to be. That wouldn't surprise me. He's smart too. I don't think Hader's gay, but I think he's capable of accessing that spirit. I think Armisen's straight as fuck. He's maybe bi at most, but his unhealthy relationship with women is common among straights of his ilk.
Forte's the most likely candidate in my eyes. I love Hader the most.
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