Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Video: Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off Abs & Bulge Modeling His CR7 Underwear Collection!

The things I would do to this man! He has to be the sexiest athlete in all of sports. I hope one day he gives in and does ESPN's Body issue for 2014, I wil buy several copies because I want to see him naked!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 80February 21, 2020 1:02 AM

bulge????

by Anonymousreply 1November 23, 2013 9:34 PM

Look at the video during the 0:08 second mark and you can clearly see his dick bulge in his underwear.

by Anonymousreply 2November 23, 2013 9:36 PM

Widen the video and you will clearly see his dick print.

by Anonymousreply 3November 23, 2013 9:39 PM

Anyone with taste already knew this, but if it wasn't clear before, Ronald has OFFICIALLY TKO'd Beckham.

Beckham is OVA. dead. gone.

Ronaldo is NOW.

by Anonymousreply 4November 23, 2013 10:14 PM

Agreed 100% R4

by Anonymousreply 5November 23, 2013 10:45 PM

Someone is linking to this site a lot.

by Anonymousreply 6November 23, 2013 10:58 PM

I'm actually grossed out by how waxed/shaved hairless his body is. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 7November 23, 2013 11:01 PM

No rear shots?? :-(

by Anonymousreply 8November 23, 2013 11:05 PM

R7 what is wrong with shaving? It's good hygiene who would want someone all hairy and smelly?

by Anonymousreply 9November 24, 2013 12:35 AM

Christiano, please stay away from tatto parlors!

by Anonymousreply 10November 24, 2013 12:55 AM

R10 I forgot he has no tatts. Good for him!

by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2013 2:30 AM

His bod is hot. No tatts

by Anonymousreply 12November 24, 2013 6:20 AM

I could look at Ronaldo everyday he is just PERFECTION!

by Anonymousreply 13November 24, 2013 4:05 PM

It's good hygiene to shave your body hair? who told you that?[R9] You sound like a princess

by Anonymousreply 14November 24, 2013 4:11 PM

r9 who would want someone all hairy and smelly? Maybe someone who likes men?

by Anonymousreply 15November 24, 2013 4:17 PM

R15 This is 2013 nobody wants smelly balls that stink and body odor because of hair and poor hygiene. Cristiano does not need any hair on his body.

by Anonymousreply 16November 24, 2013 5:54 PM

r16

Is it possible to smell good with body hair and good hygiene?

by Anonymousreply 17November 24, 2013 6:14 PM

You know [R16] sculpts and plucks his brows. Renaldo had a great body but that waxed Ken doll look is not attractive.

by Anonymousreply 18November 24, 2013 6:46 PM

R4 I agree. Ronaldo is such handsome and hot guy.

R11 Agree with you, too, why spoil beautiful body.(Just my opinion.)

by Anonymousreply 19November 24, 2013 6:53 PM

Ronaldo is gorgeous, but he's too full of himself. Which makes me kind of ill.

Beckham makes me ill period with his ugly arms tats. His arms look like they were dipped in black tar.

by Anonymousreply 20November 24, 2013 7:14 PM

R18 Men who don't shave and groom their pubic hairs get the most complaints about their odor and hygiene from women and gay men. #FACT

I will link the sites where women and gay men are complaining about stinky ass balls from men who don't shave and trim their pubic hairs if you want.

And no, I don't get my eyebrows snatched that is way too gay for a man to get his eyebrows arched. I think any man that does that is a queen unless they have a unibrow then they can get them waxed.

by Anonymousreply 21November 24, 2013 8:58 PM

Soccer players shave their legs. He probably thinks it would look weird to have the bottom shaved and the top hairy.

by Anonymousreply 22November 24, 2013 9:03 PM

[quote] Men who don't shave and groom their pubic hairs get the most complaints about their odor and hygiene from women and gay men. #FACT

you made that one up, and frankly, who cares about what women think of men's parts, this is a gay site.

by Anonymousreply 23November 24, 2013 9:04 PM

Right now, he's soccer's biggest superstar: not for his looks, but his actual talent on the field. David Beckham was never a good enough player, it was all celebrity and Posh Spice.

by Anonymousreply 24November 24, 2013 9:34 PM

r21 oy women and womanly gay men care about body hair.

by Anonymousreply 25November 24, 2013 9:41 PM

Soooooooo sexy!!!!

by Anonymousreply 26November 26, 2013 11:14 AM

LOVE Cristiano!

by Anonymousreply 27December 9, 2013 5:16 AM

Tiny Meat + An Arrogant Personality + Attractive Attributes= One lousy terrible sex partner.

by Anonymousreply 28December 9, 2013 8:10 AM

Shaving doesn't provide hygiene, idiot at r21

by Anonymousreply 29December 9, 2013 3:49 PM

He is si damn sexy!

by Anonymousreply 30January 13, 2014 5:08 PM

He would make a tolerable strapped-down bottom.

by Anonymousreply 31January 13, 2014 5:54 PM

Sorry, OP, he's brainless, vain, arrogant and deeply immature.

by Anonymousreply 32January 13, 2014 6:57 PM

Handsome guy. Just won the Ballon d'Or for best player in the world.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 33January 15, 2014 2:32 AM

In tears at the ceremony.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 34January 15, 2014 2:37 AM

Brought his son, who appears to be following in daddy's sartorial footsteps.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 35January 15, 2014 2:39 AM

Back to the shirtless CR7 we all love: Those abs.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 36January 15, 2014 2:41 AM

Muscles

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 37January 15, 2014 2:43 AM

He seems to have no regard for his skin. He already looks gross. He is going to look like Magda from 'There's Something about Mary' in about 5 years when his skin starts to wrinkle and that perfect body turns to leather or worse. All those hours tanning in the sun are already starting to take their toll. Just because you are from a Mediterranean country doesn't mean you can't and won't get skin cancer.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 38January 15, 2014 2:48 AM

That underwear is not sexy. He needs to get someone from C-IN2, Emporio Armani, or Andrew Christian to show him what real design is to show off a hot body. Yes, a hot body in a bag still looks good- but one in briefs with perfect lines...priceless.

by Anonymousreply 39January 15, 2014 3:28 AM

He's always been somehow rather sexless and unsexy Ken-doll to me. I'd rather take Lionel Messi from that OP's link. He looks much more real to me.

by Anonymousreply 40January 15, 2014 3:37 AM

Messi is short and ugly. Even his fans don't pretend he's good looking. He only looks normal when he stands next to the even more hideous Ribery.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 41January 15, 2014 3:47 AM

Oh, come one. Messi might not be model handsome but he's a cute little fucker.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 42January 15, 2014 3:51 AM

Again, Messi is NOT a good looking man. And he's short.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 43January 15, 2014 4:10 AM

Sure Messi is very, very talented. But there's a reason Ronaldo gets three times more google hits and he, not Messi, gets to endorse designer brands.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 44January 15, 2014 4:18 AM

Meanwhile, like most Frenchmen, Franck Ribery is just plain ugly.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 45January 15, 2014 4:20 AM

Yet still he's much more sexier than Ronaldo to me. Ronaldo is pretty as hell and has got a banging body but the metrosexual stuff he's got going on is just a boner killer. It emasculates him, and that's just not hot to me.

by Anonymousreply 46January 15, 2014 4:24 AM

R46 Uhhh "metrosexual"? he's homosexual. He hired a surrogate to have his kid, been seen with his boyfriends, and Rihanna accidentally outed him

by Anonymousreply 47January 15, 2014 5:28 AM

Yeah no idea if he's gay or not, could very well be. I was just commenting his almost androgynous and teenboy look as being metrosexual. Not a good word because some metros like Beckham still retain lot of their masculinity (although of course he's quite a pretty boy himself, too) but Ronaldo sometimes looks almost like a woman. And of course nothing wrong in that either. He's a beautiful man but I'd be interested to see him after a few weeks when he's put down a razor and lost all the make-up.

by Anonymousreply 48January 15, 2014 9:23 AM

CR and his goals, why he won Ballon d'Or. I know he's an arrogant drama queen but I still like him.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 49January 15, 2014 3:26 PM

I'm more of a Lionel Messl guy. Ronaldo is way too pretty, perfect and plastic. Loves himself way too much.

by Anonymousreply 50January 15, 2014 3:31 PM

Messi is an excellent player. So is Ronaldo and for me, much better looking, he is hot.

by Anonymousreply 51January 15, 2014 3:59 PM

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 52January 15, 2014 4:04 PM

r39, no he doesn't dude. Andrew Christian, CIN2 (whatever it's called), and 2xist are not the most masculine underwear. They make very girly, feminine underwear, as reflected in their focus on briefs and very short trunks. Most dudes will not wear that stuff. CR7 is not the best underwear, but it mostly looks masculine.

by Anonymousreply 53January 15, 2014 4:46 PM

R36 His best pic so far.

by Anonymousreply 54January 15, 2014 5:14 PM

r48, you call THIS "androgynous"? Who are you, Hercules?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 55January 16, 2014 2:56 AM

Shaved body = European garbage

by Anonymousreply 56January 16, 2014 3:03 AM

I can see how they would describe him as metrosexual when he used to look so boyish cute and shaved like this:

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 57January 16, 2014 3:11 AM

But he's grown into a man, now. Looks like a handsome movie star

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 58January 16, 2014 3:13 AM

I like when he flashes that cheeky smile of his. This is a man who knows he's handsome.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 59January 16, 2014 3:17 AM

But you can tell he uses too much hair and face products.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 60January 16, 2014 3:18 AM

H

by Anonymousreply 61January 16, 2014 9:00 AM

He is not very masculine

by Anonymousreply 62January 19, 2014 10:08 PM

Meaning he's unapologetically metro.

by Anonymousreply 63January 19, 2014 11:53 PM

He looks like a mannequin.

by Anonymousreply 64January 20, 2014 12:01 AM

nice

by Anonymousreply 65January 27, 2014 9:57 PM

boxer briefs for American men. no briefs, dude.

by Anonymousreply 66February 18, 2014 2:28 PM

I think he is to hot! And a very good player.

by Anonymousreply 67February 18, 2014 2:40 PM

How are sales?

by Anonymousreply 68April 29, 2014 3:03 PM

R58 So hot and handsome. I am glad he plays football instead trying to act.

by Anonymousreply 69April 29, 2014 3:36 PM

Does he even have a penis?

by Anonymousreply 70April 29, 2014 3:46 PM

He gay

by Anonymousreply 71April 29, 2014 5:53 PM

R70 I'd like to touch it and some other parts in his delicious looking body.

by Anonymousreply 72April 29, 2014 7:11 PM

Perfection!

by Anonymousreply 73May 1, 2014 11:36 AM

Soccer is a sport for fags who can't throw a football. It's one step above knitting.

by Anonymousreply 74May 1, 2014 2:47 PM

R74: 400 pounds, lives in his mother's basement. Aggressive Stage 4 psoriasis.

by Anonymousreply 75May 1, 2014 3:11 PM

[-=

by Anonymousreply 76April 21, 2015 12:16 PM

Boss

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 77April 24, 2019 11:26 PM

Hott

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 78February 21, 2020 12:35 AM

Why bumb this old boring thread

by Anonymousreply 79February 21, 2020 12:42 AM

It looks like he is growing into his statute's looks as he ages. Maybe that sculpturer had foresight?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 80February 21, 2020 1:02 AM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!