The things I would do to this man! He has to be the sexiest athlete in all of sports. I hope one day he gives in and does ESPN's Body issue for 2014, I wil buy several copies because I want to see him naked!
Video: Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off Abs & Bulge Modeling His CR7 Underwear Collection!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 21, 2020 1:02 AM |
bulge????
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 23, 2013 9:34 PM |
Look at the video during the 0:08 second mark and you can clearly see his dick bulge in his underwear.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 23, 2013 9:36 PM |
Widen the video and you will clearly see his dick print.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 23, 2013 9:39 PM |
Anyone with taste already knew this, but if it wasn't clear before, Ronald has OFFICIALLY TKO'd Beckham.
Beckham is OVA. dead. gone.
Ronaldo is NOW.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 23, 2013 10:14 PM |
Agreed 100% R4
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 23, 2013 10:45 PM |
Someone is linking to this site a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 23, 2013 10:58 PM |
I'm actually grossed out by how waxed/shaved hairless his body is. Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 23, 2013 11:01 PM |
No rear shots?? :-(
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 23, 2013 11:05 PM |
R7 what is wrong with shaving? It's good hygiene who would want someone all hairy and smelly?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 24, 2013 12:35 AM |
Christiano, please stay away from tatto parlors!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 24, 2013 12:55 AM |
R10 I forgot he has no tatts. Good for him!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 24, 2013 2:30 AM |
His bod is hot. No tatts
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 24, 2013 6:20 AM |
I could look at Ronaldo everyday he is just PERFECTION!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 24, 2013 4:05 PM |
It's good hygiene to shave your body hair? who told you that?[R9] You sound like a princess
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 24, 2013 4:11 PM |
r9 who would want someone all hairy and smelly? Maybe someone who likes men?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 24, 2013 4:17 PM |
R15 This is 2013 nobody wants smelly balls that stink and body odor because of hair and poor hygiene. Cristiano does not need any hair on his body.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 24, 2013 5:54 PM |
r16
Is it possible to smell good with body hair and good hygiene?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 24, 2013 6:14 PM |
You know [R16] sculpts and plucks his brows. Renaldo had a great body but that waxed Ken doll look is not attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 24, 2013 6:46 PM |
R4 I agree. Ronaldo is such handsome and hot guy.
R11 Agree with you, too, why spoil beautiful body.(Just my opinion.)
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 24, 2013 6:53 PM |
Ronaldo is gorgeous, but he's too full of himself. Which makes me kind of ill.
Beckham makes me ill period with his ugly arms tats. His arms look like they were dipped in black tar.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 24, 2013 7:14 PM |
R18 Men who don't shave and groom their pubic hairs get the most complaints about their odor and hygiene from women and gay men. #FACT
I will link the sites where women and gay men are complaining about stinky ass balls from men who don't shave and trim their pubic hairs if you want.
And no, I don't get my eyebrows snatched that is way too gay for a man to get his eyebrows arched. I think any man that does that is a queen unless they have a unibrow then they can get them waxed.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 24, 2013 8:58 PM |
Soccer players shave their legs. He probably thinks it would look weird to have the bottom shaved and the top hairy.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 24, 2013 9:03 PM |
[quote] Men who don't shave and groom their pubic hairs get the most complaints about their odor and hygiene from women and gay men. #FACT
you made that one up, and frankly, who cares about what women think of men's parts, this is a gay site.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 24, 2013 9:04 PM |
Right now, he's soccer's biggest superstar: not for his looks, but his actual talent on the field. David Beckham was never a good enough player, it was all celebrity and Posh Spice.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 24, 2013 9:34 PM |
r21 oy women and womanly gay men care about body hair.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 24, 2013 9:41 PM |
Soooooooo sexy!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 26, 2013 11:14 AM |
LOVE Cristiano!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 9, 2013 5:16 AM |
Tiny Meat + An Arrogant Personality + Attractive Attributes= One lousy terrible sex partner.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 9, 2013 8:10 AM |
Shaving doesn't provide hygiene, idiot at r21
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 9, 2013 3:49 PM |
He is si damn sexy!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 13, 2014 5:08 PM |
He would make a tolerable strapped-down bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 13, 2014 5:54 PM |
Sorry, OP, he's brainless, vain, arrogant and deeply immature.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 13, 2014 6:57 PM |
Handsome guy. Just won the Ballon d'Or for best player in the world.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 15, 2014 2:32 AM |
Brought his son, who appears to be following in daddy's sartorial footsteps.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 15, 2014 2:39 AM |
Back to the shirtless CR7 we all love: Those abs.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 15, 2014 2:41 AM |
He seems to have no regard for his skin. He already looks gross. He is going to look like Magda from 'There's Something about Mary' in about 5 years when his skin starts to wrinkle and that perfect body turns to leather or worse. All those hours tanning in the sun are already starting to take their toll. Just because you are from a Mediterranean country doesn't mean you can't and won't get skin cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 15, 2014 2:48 AM |
That underwear is not sexy. He needs to get someone from C-IN2, Emporio Armani, or Andrew Christian to show him what real design is to show off a hot body. Yes, a hot body in a bag still looks good- but one in briefs with perfect lines...priceless.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 15, 2014 3:28 AM |
He's always been somehow rather sexless and unsexy Ken-doll to me. I'd rather take Lionel Messi from that OP's link. He looks much more real to me.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 15, 2014 3:37 AM |
Messi is short and ugly. Even his fans don't pretend he's good looking. He only looks normal when he stands next to the even more hideous Ribery.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 15, 2014 3:47 AM |
Oh, come one. Messi might not be model handsome but he's a cute little fucker.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 15, 2014 3:51 AM |
Again, Messi is NOT a good looking man. And he's short.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 15, 2014 4:10 AM |
Sure Messi is very, very talented. But there's a reason Ronaldo gets three times more google hits and he, not Messi, gets to endorse designer brands.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 15, 2014 4:18 AM |
Meanwhile, like most Frenchmen, Franck Ribery is just plain ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 15, 2014 4:20 AM |
Yet still he's much more sexier than Ronaldo to me. Ronaldo is pretty as hell and has got a banging body but the metrosexual stuff he's got going on is just a boner killer. It emasculates him, and that's just not hot to me.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 15, 2014 4:24 AM |
R46 Uhhh "metrosexual"? he's homosexual. He hired a surrogate to have his kid, been seen with his boyfriends, and Rihanna accidentally outed him
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 15, 2014 5:28 AM |
Yeah no idea if he's gay or not, could very well be. I was just commenting his almost androgynous and teenboy look as being metrosexual. Not a good word because some metros like Beckham still retain lot of their masculinity (although of course he's quite a pretty boy himself, too) but Ronaldo sometimes looks almost like a woman. And of course nothing wrong in that either. He's a beautiful man but I'd be interested to see him after a few weeks when he's put down a razor and lost all the make-up.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 15, 2014 9:23 AM |
CR and his goals, why he won Ballon d'Or. I know he's an arrogant drama queen but I still like him.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 15, 2014 3:26 PM |
I'm more of a Lionel Messl guy. Ronaldo is way too pretty, perfect and plastic. Loves himself way too much.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 15, 2014 3:31 PM |
Messi is an excellent player. So is Ronaldo and for me, much better looking, he is hot.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 15, 2014 3:59 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 15, 2014 4:04 PM |
r39, no he doesn't dude. Andrew Christian, CIN2 (whatever it's called), and 2xist are not the most masculine underwear. They make very girly, feminine underwear, as reflected in their focus on briefs and very short trunks. Most dudes will not wear that stuff. CR7 is not the best underwear, but it mostly looks masculine.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 15, 2014 4:46 PM |
R36 His best pic so far.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 15, 2014 5:14 PM |
r48, you call THIS "androgynous"? Who are you, Hercules?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 16, 2014 2:56 AM |
Shaved body = European garbage
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 16, 2014 3:03 AM |
I can see how they would describe him as metrosexual when he used to look so boyish cute and shaved like this:
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 16, 2014 3:11 AM |
But he's grown into a man, now. Looks like a handsome movie star
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 16, 2014 3:13 AM |
I like when he flashes that cheeky smile of his. This is a man who knows he's handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 16, 2014 3:17 AM |
But you can tell he uses too much hair and face products.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 16, 2014 3:18 AM |
H
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 16, 2014 9:00 AM |
He is not very masculine
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 19, 2014 10:08 PM |
Meaning he's unapologetically metro.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 19, 2014 11:53 PM |
He looks like a mannequin.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 20, 2014 12:01 AM |
nice
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 27, 2014 9:57 PM |
boxer briefs for American men. no briefs, dude.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 18, 2014 2:28 PM |
I think he is to hot! And a very good player.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 18, 2014 2:40 PM |
How are sales?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 29, 2014 3:03 PM |
R58 So hot and handsome. I am glad he plays football instead trying to act.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 29, 2014 3:36 PM |
Does he even have a penis?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 29, 2014 3:46 PM |
He gay
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 29, 2014 5:53 PM |
R70 I'd like to touch it and some other parts in his delicious looking body.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 29, 2014 7:11 PM |
Perfection!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 1, 2014 11:36 AM |
Soccer is a sport for fags who can't throw a football. It's one step above knitting.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 1, 2014 2:47 PM |
R74: 400 pounds, lives in his mother's basement. Aggressive Stage 4 psoriasis.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 1, 2014 3:11 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 21, 2015 12:16 PM |
Why bumb this old boring thread
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 21, 2020 12:42 AM |
It looks like he is growing into his statute's looks as he ages. Maybe that sculpturer had foresight?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 21, 2020 1:02 AM |