I thought that butt cheek pimples were the worst until this morning I discovered one on the inside of my labia majora.
I first noticed it this morning in the shower when I was scrubbing down under. It's so big I can roll it between my fingers and I feel it when I walk or wipe. I had been planning on masturbating tonight but I might have to abort the procedure if it aggravates it.
OP, just try to massage your prostate instead in order to have stimulation and orgasm without direct genital contact.
You had "planned on masturbating tonight" ?
Sweet Jesus i am depressed.
Lower shaft of my cock. It literally came to a head and burst. THis was when I was like 16.
Save the "it's not herpes, it's a pimple, really" talk for your next unlucky bedmate. We're all full up here.
i had a big zit on my taint, right up under my ball sac. i popped it, wiped it with a stridex pad, and put a dab of antibiotic cream on it with a bandaid. it got infected anyway. turned into a cyst roughly the size of a robin's egg, and a few days later i had a fever and ended up in urgent care to have it lanced. pus and goo and blood, and oh my god did it STINK. and when the doctor poked it with the scalpel if made an actual popping sound. cleaned it out and closed it up and a few days later it was like it never happened.
well, you asked.
R5, I could smell your taint.
R5, you fail to mention bathing. Bathing would have helped.
Op you are a lying liar, who lies!
You can't get a pimple there, as it is mucous membrane. That would be like getting a pimple in your mouth. Not possible. You queens need to step it up, Google before you post.
tie between Texas and Orange County
I had a boil on my bum once...
Outer pussy lip, R11
R8, I assure you hon, it is very possible to have a pimple on your pussy.
In all seriousness, that sounds like the beginnings of a boil. Better go to the Dr. toute suite. You don't want an antibiotic resistant staph infection in your hooha or bladder. Even worse if it finds it's way into your uterus or ovaries. I am assuming you are a woman?
Labia major = area immediately outside the beef curtains.
Yes, I know what the labia majora is. I thought it odd that no one jumped all over the OP for posting about her pussy problems.
Well, r19, they never jump all over me.
Isn't there a Michfest prayer circle or tent where you can discuss this?
At Mich Fest, they'd probably have a pimple popping workshop to deal with the temporarily differently-abled sister.
The Labia Majora is a canyon ridge on Mars.
R15....that was gross!
I want a labia majora too!
Sorry, but you are a liar op. The inside of the labia majora is made of mucus membrane. You cannot get a pimple there. A boil, perhaps. A pimple, no.
Pussy lip zits aside, I have had in my lifetime so far (I'm 55)
-- a zit or two in my nose, and
-- a zit or two in my ear canal.
Both were incredibly painful.
I recently had a pimple in my ear canal.
It was so uncomfortable I couldn't hold the phone up to that ear or even chew food on that side of my mouth.
It took 2 weeks to go away. All I wanted to do was stick something in there and scratch it or make it pop but I was afraid it would make it worse.
Your experience sounds horrible.
R27, do you want to come inspect my ladyham yourself, darlin? Proof is in the pudding.
This thread is useless without a hazmat suit and gas mask.
Good god r5 I am so sorry you had to go through all that! I occasionally get a pimple in my nether regions and now I'm going to be paranoid after reading your terrible story.
I thought Labia Majora was a constellation.
I knew a woman who had a pimple on her labia majora, and then she died. True story. It was cancer of the vulva, turned out to be extremely aggressive, and she was dead within 7 months of her diagnosis. Get that thing checked out if doesn't go away soon, OP.
Girl, you in trouble! I'm not the. Usual " girl..." poster built I just really wanted to write that, mmmkay..?
Eyelid. I couldn't pop it and now it's hard like a sty.
r36, aren't those milia?
Perinium, directly in between and of equal distance between vagina and anus. I squatted over a large mirror I placed on the floor and popped it. Hurt like hell.
So [italic][bold]that's[/italic][/bold] what they look like! Thanks for posting that Helen at R15.
It was interesting and not the kind of thing I would have gone searching for on Wikipedia myself.
Oh you girls. It's like you're a different gender.
Good luck OP. You should masterbate anyway (but then, that's always my recommendation) maybe the blood flow will help move the healing process along.
I had a sty on my lower eyelid not long ago - I got rid of it quickly by pressing a very warm damp tea bag against it. This was a doctor's advice, BTW.
R40 -- you could have gotten the same result by holding a lit firecracker with tweezers close to your lower eyelid.
I have one in my penis... this is only the second time this has ever happened :( I had one when I was 16 but not I'm 33... what gives?
Apparently not your boyfriend while that deformity is on your cock.
"In" your dick? How? Where?
I had one embedded in my eyebrow. I could roll it around like a pea sized marble, it went on for weeks. One day it hurt and I squeezed it not expecting it to actually burst because previous squeezes produced nothing. This time, it exploded. I left class and ran to the men's room to wash the blood and gore from my brow and hand. I looked in the mirror and the brow looked awful, I squeezed some more and out popped a perfectly white pea sized marble. I broke it in two with my nail, it was hollow inside with bloody pussey fluid. It was actually fascinating to have a cyst pop out like that intact.
I had a huge zit inside my nose. It took several applications of a hot wash cloth to break it and drain. I also used a tar like drawing salve at least 4 times a day. When it broke I had huge gobs of pus drip out of my nose. Absolutely horrendous!
What R18 said. That think may grow the size of a golf ball, OP, if you don't take care of it.
think = thing
I'm in awe of someone who makes plans to masturbate. It was always something I did if the mood struck and I was in an appropriate place. I might have done a lot more if I'd thought to plan for it. Do you like write it down in a day planner. I'm serious. I mean putting time aside for that is probably very healthy, not just physically but in a way a person would put time aside to do anything that makes their day better or happier. Good for you and good luck with the pimple. I'm sure it's just a pimple but I would get it looked at if it doesn't go away in a few days.
Well, I wanted to keep my eye, R41.
The sty popped out painlessly in one piece using the teabag. But you try your method the next time you get a sty since you think it's so effective.
R50 - I believe your method is effective because the tea bag works as a hot compress and also contains tannin (if it's black or green tea.)
it's R5 again. thanks for the words of consolation! since we are sharing, i come from a family that tends to get cysts and subdermal zits. what i've learned is to not pop them, and put some antibiotic cream on them with a bandaid. maybe once a year i get a BIG zit somewhere weird on my body, but i don't squeeze it, and it's gone within a week if i keep it clean and with medicine on it. YES, i bathe daily. the taint zit came about after an especially humid summer texas day.
a few years ago i got a zit under my armpit that was even worse than the taint story. i popped that one and the pus shot out 4 feet to the mirror. i had to get that one drained too. ugh, i can't believe i am telling you all this. gross.
I used to get a recurring pimple on my labia minora. It went away for good when I stopped taking birth control pills.
%5 / R52 -- Do you tell potential lovers that you are from "zitty" stock?
When I was about 20 I had the biggest zit I've ever seen on the lower portion of my right ass cheek. The fucker was about the size of a quarter and had its' own pulse. I'm not kidding. Damn did it hurt, but I couldn't do anything until a whitehead formed. One morning I woke up and the whitehead was there, so I went into my bathroom, bent over in front of the full-length mirror and popped it. Like poor r5/52's armpit zit, a stream of pus shot out all over the mirror. I was amazed at the quantity of it, and Christ did it smell hideous! I can't even compare the smell to anything else, but it was just a rotten, putrid kind of stench. I was grossed out of course, but relieved the pain and pressure was over. I had a red mark on my ass cheek for about a month afterwards.
This thread is hilarious and disgusting at the same time, and I'm glad I could contribute.
Why does there always have to be a smell? Can pus not come out smelling of flowers?
Consider hurling a sacrificial virgin into your labial pus volcano to appease the zit demons, OP.
These stories are fantastic!! Please keep contributing. Unfortunately,I don't have one of my own to add to the collective experience.
I did have one of those Bartholin's cysts, but it wasn't a very colorful or gory story.
OP, that may be a Bartholin cyst.
Can you imagine having a zit on/in your anus? Infection is unavoidable as you wouldn't be able o keep it clean or dry.
Look on the bright side, r61! At least you'd always be pre-lubed...
This thread is indeed disgusting and hilarious. The first post to get the uncontrollable bark of laughter was r2. I was back to breathing normally until r17. R55 "had it's own pulse" brought tears to my eyes and then r58 "the villagers who reside on your grundle" has finished me off. God I'm laughing so hard I'm practically drooling. THANK YOU DL
Never pop a cyst. It will probably get infected and it will grow back.
My recurring taint zit.
When I was 13, I developed the largest mass on my left chest near the nipple. At first I thought it was a mosquito bite and disregarded it. Over the following few days the mass grew larger and more nodular. And it became one of the most painful experiences I can remember.
I would avoid human contact (like hugs) or even just excessive movements to not jostle my chest. It got to the point that I thought I had breast cancer and I was imaging all these awful scenarios like chemo, death, or even a mastectomy! Finally, I went to my great aunt and she calmed me down and told me it was just a rising. She thought it was the funniest thing.
Later that night I thought I was laying on my death bed, I was in so much pain. I finally passed out from the pain and woke up later in the night to wet sticky sheets. As quickly as I could I turned on the lights and damn near passed out again from the sight. My bed sheets were bloodier than the morning after of a virgin bride's marriage bed. Seriously, Taratino would've been jealous.
The most embarrassing part of the story was explaining the sheets to my parents.
Next to my clit. A very hot bath helped it come to a head and pop.
That would be in the butt, Bob.
Humanbeings are so disgusting.
R63, marry me!
I had a cyst thing on my inner thigh before (I'm fat and chafe) and squeezed it while sitting on the toilet. I didn't notice a huge spray of blood went projectile along the wall next to the toilet. My BF saw it later and screamed, then also used it as an excuse to break up with me later, screaming at me "that's fucked up! That's fucked up! What the hell is wrong with you you have pimple on your body with ITS OWN BLOOD SUPPLY!"
^That is the sickest one I've seen. And I used to hang out at Popthatzit.com.
The kids' and dad's reactions are primal perfection.
Jesus, R72. That thing looks like a pus-filled boob on that guy's back.
What the FUCK
I'm already dry-heaving from reading the reactions to whatever R72 post. I will not click on it.
I had exactly that last summer OP and I messed with it. It swelled up to twice its size and I had to go to the emergency room. It took 2 lancings and mega antibiotics to clear it up which took weeks. Never, EVER mess with pimples on your genitals, keep them squeaky clean and DRY. It was a nightmare. Try keeping packing and a bandage on an infection on your labia. My god, it was horrible!
OP, you should date an adult acne sufferer who slathers Retinol A all over her face.
Back in the old-timey times before antibiotics, people used to die from infected pimples/cysts all the time. The infection would spread and cause blood poisoning. We should all be grateful we live in the modern age where these kinds of things, as gross and painful as they are, are easily treatable.
OK. I have kept this story to myself for 45 years, but in the spirit of this thread I will now share it with my fellow DL'ers. It's not about an actual "pimple", but since it seems we have expanded the content to include any bodily eruptions of gross-out material, here goes:
I was 5 years old and I had developed an angry mass of red bumps on my upper left arm which my insane, sadistic mother diagnosed as impetigo.
She decided that she would wrap the offending area in warm moist dishtowels every 2 hours during which I could plant myself in front of the boob tube watching I Love Lucy reruns(my favorite activity at that time.)
On day 3 of this routine, after removing the towels, I saw what looked for all the world to be a wet red strand of yarn peeking out of the affected area. Naturally, I chose to pull the strand of "yarn".
In subsequent years, as I have come to understand that we remember certain things in a way which may be somewhat amplified by our relative childlike frame of reference at the time, but I can assure you that I am not exaggerating when I tell you what happened next. That "yarn" was attached to a mass of semi-solid clumped up blood and material the size of a tennis ball. What is still an amazement to me is that it all came through the minuscule opening in my arm completely intact!
There I was holding a gigantic clot/clump dangling from this strand of congealed blood(?) and yet there was still not a visible opening in my arm.
I was so afraid of my mother(some things never change) that I burned rubber getting to the toilet to flush the dang thing away asap.
I was certain that if she saw it, I would be subject to any number of perverse "treatments" in order to further purge my scrawny 40 lb body of further evil.
Does anyone here have any idea as to what the darn thing was? And how/why the little strand found its way out of my skin???
This is one thread where "link, please" really shouldn't apply!
This thread is useless with pictures.
Dang R81. You could have died, poor kid!
R83 That was the most prolific cyst draining vid pound for pound I have ever seen. It even beats the man with the "back boob" cited earlier in the thread.
Poor little turtle!!
The Kentucky Derby. That's what I call my bottom.
"Most ungodly place you've ever had a pimple?"
On altar boys.
More than likely that strand was an ingrown hair. Blood does not form "strands" as it were that could pull.
R90 I completely agree with you, but the description of it looking like red wool yarn was as vivid and true as a photo. It definitely was not a hair, but I have no good alternative answer.
I could tell you stories, but I never discuss my personal life.
R91 Oh god no. I may be an odd duck but I am not completely insane. No, the key to the weirdness was that it was attached to the tennis sized ball of bloody clumpy material which just squeezed through the teeny opening in the skin.
This isn't a very good analogy, but have you ever seen a mouse collapse itself to squeeze through a tiny space under a door jamb to get into your house? It just pops right back into shape after it enters? That was the thing with the clump of stuff. It came out like a pencil and then snapped back into a roundish small fist sized clump.
OK enough. I probably should have kept this one to myself! But it most def wasn't Morgellens!
Do you watch Ancient Aliens on television, r94?
I find this thread both disgusting and fascinating.
The worst thing I ever had was a zit on the outside of my calf. It started as a hard mass under the skin but there was no skin discoloration and it was underneath quite a bit of hair and didn't bother me, so I left it alone and would only occasionally notice it when I was showering. When you looked at my leg, you couldn't see it, because it was hidden by my hair. I got used to it and even though it slowly got bigger, I really didn't notice it (i'm not a 'picker'). But then it started to rub against my jeans or pants and it became inflamed. One night, I put a hot compress on it and then squeezed ... out came a little pus, a little blood, some hard white stuff (dried up pus?) and a huge mound of hair that was wound around and around and around in a counter clockwise direction. It was an ingrown hair that came out with a pop sound. I stretched the extremely curly hair out and it extended from between my thumb and index finger all the way past my shoulder. It must have been growing for a couple of years.
R97 I have had that exact experience with an ingrown hair.
Did you see the turtle??? Oh my!
R8, you ignoramus,I've had one there myself. I eventually popped it, wiped off the goo and it went away.
OH GOD HELP. That turtle...no dinner for me, no problem.
Pussy lip zits are most likely an ingrown hair. I get one once in a while after shaving "down there".
I had a boil on my thigh. I popped it and boy did it stink! Not as bad as my pussy, but the dog ran away.
What is this?
Well Jill, it is NOT your period.
[quote]The fucker was about the size of a quarter and had its' own pulse.
OMG, I am laughing my ass off.
I had a huge zit that would grow inside my ear canal. Eventually it would pop with an enormous amount of pus, then go away only to come back six months to a year later . It would get so big that I couldn't even fit a tooth pick in my ear canal (not that I'd want to). Finally I showed my Mom and she took me to the doctor. He cut it open and removed the core. He said it would have continued to come back until the core was removed.
I had two cysts that erupted on my face at the same time when I was about 32 years old. I went on Acutane (when it was first on the market). I only took 1/2 the recommend dosage because the doctor scared the crap out of me about it. I never had another cyst, but the two I had left pretty big scars on my face.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's had a giant, nasty, pus-filled zit that made me a little nervous. This isn't exactly the kind of thing you tell people about, so it's nice to share anonymously!
Next time, video it. Your zit can be famous on popthatzit.com!
It's a cyst from wearing tight pants with no underwear. Rub bacitracin on it and it will pop in two days. All over your labia majora.
Like R68 and R105, the line about 'had its own pulse' had me in stitches.
I have one that I just popped in my armpit. I love the sense of relief once you destroy the fuckers.
the op of this thread is the op of the "i want my partner to let me dump him and give me $50,000" thread?
or a man who thinks pretending to be a woman with a pimple in her hiney is funny?
Well if the OP of this thread (113 replies) is the same OP of the "i want my partner to let me dump him and give me $50,000" thread" (351 replies) that sucker has his/her finger on the DL's pulse!
I have been here over 14 years...
I have been here since 1996 and I don't start long involved fictional threads.