KILL IT! KILL IT !
That poor unfortunate creature...at least now we know what Donald Trump would look like in drag.
She's a whore.
Just like her mum.
Looks like an early loser on RuPauls Drag Race!
[quote]She and her friends Andrew Warren and Gaia Matisse, a descendant of Henri Matisse, rubbed sequinned shoulders with Genevieve Jones, Lady Bunny, Vladimir Restoin-Roitfeld, Goga Ashkenazi, Dree Hemingway and Yigal Azrouel.
Ameritrash and Eurotrash, every last one of them.
Not as flat faced as Julia Stiles, but still, maybe they're distant cousins.
It's like moi is looking at moiself.
She looks like a Mongoloid pig.
She looks like Meg on Family Guy.
Much better looking than Ivanka,which is not saying much.
"A beautiful blonde ingenue?" Oh my God. Whoever wrote that must be blind or well paid by Donald Trump.
She has a grotesque piggy face, which is emphasized by the heavy makeup, which I suspect is layered on in order to camouflage her piggy face.
Her mother Marla Maples, Trump's whore/mistress, was considered to be an incredibly hot babe at one time. Her daughter doesn't look anything like her. She doesn't really look like Trump much, either. At any rate, she is by no stretch of the imagination "beautiful." But being rich and having dyed blonde hair somehow makes people used the word "beautiful" when there is no beauty.
What a fucking dog! Trump's genes ruined what Marla Maples' egg donated. No one would ever know she came from an attractive mother. And yes, Marla was, and still is I'd guess, a gold digger, but at least she came by it honestly....with exceptional features, features her offspring will never know. Poor kid, her lips can't close & hide those huge Bugs Bunny toofers.
Is that what you call frying-pan face?
Trump is ugly as fuck and it's his genes that prevented his offspring from being good looking. His oldest son isn't horrible and Ivanka is OK but both are overrated.
His son Eric and this one Tiffany are FUG. I wonder how the youngest boy will look in 10 years...
She reminds me of Ann Miller. Yes, I'm very old.
wow she had some work done and its horrible.
she used to be really pretty when she appeared on oprah.
i thought she was the pretty trump daughter.
Can't you fix teeth like that if you've got money?
I feel bad for her. Her mother is still pretty.
Tiffany doesn't look too bad here.
That apple fell off the tree, rolled down a hill, and landed in a pool of raw sewage.
She, Alexa Ray Joel and Chloe Lattanzi should star together in a TV show about being the unfortunate looking children of famous parents.
She looks like Melanie Hutsell doing Tori Spelling.
she had too much plastic surgery
and holy shit i forgot how ugly alexa ray.
Think of all the things she can store in her cheeks. Tumps two sons are nothing to look at. Ivanka used to look OK, she has had some kind of plastic surgery because I didn't recognize her. I didn't think it was an improvement.
I've never heard of Chloe Lattanzi, so I googled. My God, you could drive a tractor trailer along that "roadway."
r19 I actually love how Alexa Ray looks but that's just me.
Who are Chloe's parents? Btw, after all these years I cannot believe I am still hearing about the Trumps. I remember the old magazine "Spy" mocking back in 1986. And still there he is, the "short fingered vulgarian."
R30 She's the daughter of Olivia Newton-John and boy-toy, rumored to be gay, Matt Lattanzi.
You're so right #14.
She has the same high & very wide cheek bones as Ann Miller. I call it the Pekingese look....kinda of a squishy wide face.
She got her mom's eyes and her dad's everything else.
Kinda Russian street whorish
Poor thing got the worst features of both of them.
Eh, just watched the xview @ R36. She seems like a nice enough kid, normal. Wants to get into a good college. At least she isn't pulling a Miley and flashing her tits and ass all over town, drinking and drugging. Good for her. She's no beauty, but she seems like she has her head on straight.
My mom always says that people eventually get the face they deserve. If they're beautiful on the inside, you see beauty when you look at them, even if they aren't technically beautiful. And if they're ugly inside, well, that's what you see no matter how gorgeous they are. Tiffany seems sweet and is good looking enough. Let's not knock her just because of who her father is. He's an ass, but I'll reserve judgement on his kids. Tiffany seems like a sweet, well-meaning girl, and, here's hoping, she becomes a kind hearted, beautiful woman. I wish her luck.
Oh give the kid an eating disorder why don't you!? leave her alone? she's probably very sweet.
You said it much better than I.
Miss Piggy Trump
Ivanka isn't bad looking, she's kind of pretty in a tall, leggy way and she was always a cute kid, as were her brothers. This one though....most unfortunate.
I saw Marla recently at a bank near LA. She's still attractive and has a tight body.
The article "Michelle Pfeiffer: I was in a cult" seems more interesting
Ivanka was [bold]never[/bold] a beauty, although she has gone to great lengths to convince people that she is. She always had an oddly shaped jaw and overbite. The cosmetic surgery she's had has resulted in her being passable, and no more than that.
Donald Jr has looked rather ordinary -- neither particularly handsome nor ugly -- in the photos I have seen of him. Eric has always had a butterface. I have not seen any recent photos of Barron, and he's too young on whom to snark, anyway.
In addition to Tiffany's too high forehead, too round face, and gummy smile, she is also something of a Monet: eyes are a bit wonky ala Shannen Doherty.
I agree with other posters in that Donald Sr's genes have not given his spawn the best beauty advantage.
OOOOO me so solly.
I just don't understand how Chloe Lattanzi came out so ugly. From these two?
Tiffany looks like she has the potential to be chubby.
I always love it when gold diggers hook up with these fugly rich guys. Don't they think their kids are going to end up with the short end of the stick looks wise?
That's not a good picture. She is much prettier than the picture shows.
It's like a New Joisey boardwalk got round and came to life.
This thread is like the mean girls' table in junior high.
I'm gonna go hang with the freaks and geeks.
Maybe she drinks a lot, or is bulimic. Something is causing all of that facial bloat.
Males cannot have butterface, R68
Ewww! With all his money those phony looking teeth and that odd shaped face is the best she can do. What an ugo. At least she doesn't have to worry about ever getting a job or even a mate, although I'm sure there are plenty that will marry her for her money. No one is too ugly for that.
I bet you are ugly as sin, R78. Only someone with a major, MAJOR inferiority complex would be so vicious toward someone he's never met and likely never will.
Marla had a hot bodyguard and according to the conditions of their pre-nup, their 5 year mark was coming up and Marla would get a bigger payout if Donald didn't mysteriously have Marla caught on the beach at night with said hottie. Better than fat-neck, bird-mouth Donald.
No one wants Marla, her reputation preceeds her. She tried to hook a few more losers but they bailed on her.
Tiffany's face reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode where the dying old man forces his vulture family to wear masks, that reflect their odious personalities. When he dies and they take them off, their faces are deformed like the masks. She's daddy's little piggy and looks like it.
I found it interesting that Tiffany said that her mother is her BFF, ie "cool mom" type. But my impression is that Tiffany is the adult taking care of her "still teenager in the head" mother. So that is why they're BFF. Marla was not ready to be a mother. Tiffany was just a doll for her, a living doll, but a doll nonetheless.
Alexa is pretty after she surgically altered her face. That is why we all pick on fugly heiresses. They have everything at their disposal...stylists, the best hairdressers, plastic surgeons, chefs, personal trainers etc. There is no excuse for being average looking.
Everything backfired on Marla, she's alone, no great wealth and stuck with a homely kid. I'll never forget how she confronted Ivana on the ski slope in front of I think it was Eric who was only 8 yrs. old. What a bitch.
I agree r97. Ivana got the young hot Italian husband though, so she won in the end.
The fat girl is ALL GROWED UP.
R97, Ricardo? He was crazy about her...gave her a huge canary diamond ring, he said she put it on her right hand, instead of left hand which designates engagement.
I don't see anyone giving Marla any canary diamonds.
[quote] I'll never forget how she confronted Ivana on the ski slope
You sound like a tragic person, R97.
There's a good segment on YouTube from OWN's Where are they Now with Marla. She does look fantastic and seems like a decent sort.
She said that her assistant stole hundred of thousands from her.
[quote]She said that her assistant stole hundred of thousands from her.
How the hell do you get away with stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars??
r106 - I don't get how you have NO IDEA what your assistant is doing. she should have brought charges.
Everytime I pass through the very small border town of Dalton, Ga on my way to Knoxville I think of their hometown whore, Marla Maples.
It's still legendary how she desperately chased the quarterback at UGA.
She ALWAYS wanted the top dog.... no matter where she was.
God, that was bad R104.
R108, what happened with the QB?
Ann Miller, Wayne Newton cheeks. Ol' Cherokee cheeks.
Tiffany sounds like a stripper.
R108, what happened with the quarterback?
Quarterback, Buck Belue, never wanted much to do with her, but oh how she tried.
He was an average talent at best, but he did win a national championship(1980) with the help of a mighty assist from one Herschel Walker.
Marla, at least when younger, always wanted whoever was in the spotlight.
R113 thanks. I bet he's happy he dodged that bullet.
Trump must like animals. Marla is a ferret face. The kids have chipmunk cheeks and he is a fat-neck, bird-mouth.