Fellow Data Loungers, please offer some medical advice
I have a medical problem and I was hoping that someone on DL could help me out. A few months ago I started noticing a large black mole appearing on my shoulder, just below my neck. I didn't think much of it, but the mole kept growing in a rather ominous way. Rather that see a doctor I asked my friends about it, but they didn't have any satisfactory answers. And since I didn't feel any pain, and everything else seemed okay, I decided not to spend the money on medical help. But the mole has kept growing, and oddly, a few weeks ago it started to take the shape of a human face. Then just three nights ago, I looked at it very closely, and I could swear that it looked back at me. I also saw the beginnings of what looks like a small but well-formed mouth. What do you think I should do?
I'm not going to offer doodley squat. I hate when people come on here and ask for help then abandon us, and we don't know if your dead, or in the hospital, or what.
OP, I think you should call the Daily Mail or the Globe and sell the fucking story.
Ask Peter Griffith. He may have some advice...
I'm a doctor and can tell you definitively, don't worry about it.
Dr. Shari Hicks-Graham
500 E Main St # 310
Columbus, OH 43215-5470
Get out of the advertising game.
Feed it and see what happens
Pick your nose, then let the mouth devour the contents.