Cristiano Ronaldo Launches His Debut Underwear Line
Ronaldo was attending the official launch of his new underwear range, CR7, and anyone wondering what his debut collection looks like didn’t have to look too far - a 19-metre tall campaign image featuring the chiseled winger in all his glory was suspended above in the landmark building’s renaissance courtyard.
Meanwhile the man in question, never shy about coming forward, was clearly delighted as he posed for photos between its legs. ‘I am very proud to officially launch CR7 today and especially to see my campaign image displayed in this beautiful building, one of the most famous landmarks in Madrid,’ he said.‘I put a lot of passion and dedication into creating this new underwear line and I am delighted to finally launch it globally today. ‘
Ronaldo has previously modelled for Armani Jeans, but his latest campaign marks an inaugural brand venture and his first attempt at fashion designing. His design debut was aided by Richard Chai – best known for his collaborations with Marc Jacobs and Donna Karen.‘Fashion and design are two passions of mine and I have wanted to launch my own brand for a long time. Working on this collection alongside Richard has given me a great creative outlet and I have loved every part of collaborating on the range, from selecting the colours and designs to testing the styles and fits myself,’ he said. ‘I am very proud that the collection is launching worldwide today.’
Ronaldo's new underwear range will be available to buy via www.cr7underwear.com from November 1.
Beckham anyday, there is nothing remotely attractive about this man.
Cristiano looks awful acrylic in all that photoshopped splendor. Something unnatural and unappealing about him.
He reminds me to much of that guy that was on that Anna Nicole show. I'd keep thinking he was going to try to talk me into a striped pillow or a pink couch.
Those eyebrows make Joan Crawford's look subtle and understated.
He looks like a plastic Chippendales dancer. He use to be a handsome guy. Why does he tweeze his eyebrows?
Yes, over 40. I much prefer the natural body, the guy next door, the slightly pudgy guy to the gym rat clone look. Am I not allowed my personal preference?
You see a group of gay guys, they all wear the same clothes, have the same gym distorted bodies that are shaved, oiled and pumped. The same hair styles etc. It's boring to me. I never watch commercial porn, they all look alike. I like to watch amateur porn like on Lifeout.
He's hot is he really gay though?
Shaved pits? Really???
[quote]Beckham anyday, there is nothing remotely attractive about this man.
You obviously haven't seen Beckham lately, he's looking like an aged street sign.
Ugh, Cristiana looks photoshopped, oily, and shaved to the gills.
You naysayers are just jealous because he's rich, good-looking and a great footballer.
What R21 said. And the description of him being "moisturized" is perfect.
It's too much, gurl.
An alternative to the wasp ideal is fair play.
If the ads spur more young men to emulate his physique, I'm all for it.
Welcome to body dysmorphia, young men of the Mediterranean!
The moisturized, prelubed midfielder
With a child by a surrogate and Max Clifford-style multiple stories of hook-ups with trashy women.
The eyebrows are just ridiculous.
Does he look like a villager from a former soviet republic if he doesn't pluck them?
Men have to stop this nonsense.
OK, I'll grant he can be a little precious with his arched eyebrows and painted toenails. But no way in the world can you compare him to that nitroglycerin queen Bobby Trendy.
Ugh, you trifling ass old bitches would suck his dick in a minute, if he presented to you. Bunch of haters!
Why are the DL girls carrying on as if Cristiano and Beckham are the only possible candidates for underwear modeling in the world? Between Beckham's tats and Ronaldo's plastic face and hairless body, they're nothing but deal breakers!
R1 I agree, no competition here, Ronaldo has an easy win, hot and delicious.
Dude, there is just no contest if looks are the standard. Cristiano Ronaldo is legitimately hot, even if one is not personally attracted to him. He has the body type that can easily go on the cover of Men's Fitness without airbrushing. He is the type of dude that turns heads in Gold's Gym. His physique is a work of art. He fills out his underwear with buff, dense muscle. He has the body that so many men spend there lives in the gym trying to attain, in addition to drinking protein shakes and popping creatine pills. There is just no comparison.
Except for his teeth and a bit of acne in R32's link, he looks fine. Love the hair.
This guy was made just to fuck. I imagine talking to him would make Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian sound like members of the Algonquin Round Table.
R36, he ended his education at age 14 to pursue football full time.
CR7 is one handsome man and, unlike Beckham, a very, very talented footballer. The universe is split between him and Messi on who's the best in the world.
Beckham was overrated in the looks department, no personality, horrible voice and an average player (competent at best). Cristiano is famous because of football first, looks are secondary. Beckham was a celebrity who played football.
r39, what mainstream dude buys those things? it is not 1977, man.
I suppose R39 doesn't believe in leaving something to the imagination.
Thongs and g-strings are the most comfortable underwear there is.
Beautiful man, but would do well to look more natural. Some stubble maybe. And definitely less product. If he comes out, I'm sure some of the stylists among us could amend theses very small issues.
R17 you have horrible, lazy taste.
The old WASPY, AWG-loving Queens in this thread are just bizarre.
Ronaldo is stunning. Beckham would never have been so famous if he weren't British. So overrated in every way.
Those gay eyebrows! Too much! He looks like he has Kenny Rogers forehead now.
I like the fit and style of the underwear, but dislike the bizarre coloring. The color should be solid.
Ben Cohen has them all beat
Yeah, except he's not actually gay.
I think Ben might be a bit gay, he really let his gayness out in his latest calendar
Cristiano is one one of those dudes who does not look built when in clothes, but looks very buff and jacked without clothes on. How does he hide those muscles in clothes?
holy shit R32
I have no idea what AWG is nor do I need to know. There are many older posters here. You have a choice of posting here or not. You probably shave your crotch and chest. How bizarre.
R53 nope I don't shave my body hair, and AWG = average white guy, the type preferred by many of you older, tasteless queens. More and more younger posters are coming here as well, so you'll have to deal.
Ronaldo would be hotter if he didn't mess his face up with cosmetics and girly
Grooming. Be a man.
R40, how would an "average" player become captain of his country's national football team for six years? Some of you are just nuts.
R56, easy, he had sex with team management
[quote]Cristiano is one one of those dudes who does not look built when in clothes, but looks very buff and jacked without clothes on. How does he hide those muscles in clothes?
This is my favorite kind of guy to date, those thirsty bitches are not as tempted to touch!
You have a stunted childish view of men and masculinity. Hopefully you will grow up some day.
However, many like you never develop into mature adults.
R61 aka R63 you're so typical. A white el-dergay who only loves average-looking white guys because you know the real hot guys are out of your reach. You try to persuade everyone else that average men are hotter than truly hot men and just keep making fools of yourselves. If you were richer, you could afford a hotter boy to have sex with you. Not our fault you that you can't.
Anyone with good taste would rank Ronaldo FAR above the likes of overrated and over-the-hill Beckham.
Don't forget to change your depends after reading this.
Ronaldo has an obnoxious personality, though, and is below average in intelligence. It cancels out whatever physical appeal he has.
I gAVE him a little something extra extra.
I think he looks like Vanessa Williams with short hair
R69 are you referring to Beckham?
Because CR7 is far from straight.
R69 more like gayest gay man
I know there are rumors but is there really any credible stories or sources of Ronaldo sucking a dick? Seems to be just conjecture.
Someday you will find where hot begins, it's in the brain. I get together for sex with 4 different men on an ongoing basis. The youngest is 24 and the oldest is 36. 3 of them are in the US Army, not only good looking but fit. I am 67 years old and actually get more offers for sex than I want.
When I was young men didn't look like they do today. I have never tolerated being with a bitch man like yourself. If a bitchy shaved muscle head is your idea of a man, go for it.
r74, you could kept those lurid details to yourself, dude. too much information!
[quote]I know there are rumors but is there really any credible stories or sources of Ronaldo sucking a dick?
R73 that sort of question doesn't really deserve a reply on a gay gossip board.
Are there any any credible stories or sources of Michael Douglas eating a pussy? He says it caused his oral cancer but do we really have any proof?
You're really in the wrong place.
His PR team is protecting him well, only mega stars like Rihanna can break the silence
Does Cristiano Ronaldo have gayface or not?
Are you kidding? He's the definition of "gayface"!
He looks like a Ken doll.
r79 [quote]He's the definition of "gayface"!
Case solved, then.
Ken's dolls are hot to many people. Especially, if they have ripped abs and big pecs.
Is Cristiano Ronaldo gay? The difference between rumors and facts
It's important for everyone to understand that this question might come up for a variety of reasons. There will be people raising the question with the solo intent of making fun of Cristiano Ronaldo, probably due to envy contained over the years. Apart from those, some could legitimately become instigated about Cristiano Ronaldo being gay or not, after reading gossips in magazines or misinterpret some photos that Cristiano Ronaldo took in the past and for that being let's just say that a man wearing a pink doesn't necessarily have to be gay.
Ronaldo had a surrogate kid, he's gaaayyy. But he wants to keep his sponsors so he has a fake relationship. He's also a respected high-powered player with lots of fans and he doesn't want that spoiled either.
You could kept? ok
Gay or European?
Jesus Christ - he's wearing more makeup than my mother. His handlers should have toned it down a bit for the photoshoot - it doesn't help the rumors when you almost look like a drag queen.
Who are his BFs?
R83 For me the question if he's gay or straight isn't relevant. Why? I'll never meet nor speak to him, he lives entirely different life in a different country. It's just watching very good looking and successful man to play in the field and having a beautiful body.
R89 who his bfs are is not exactly public knowlege obviously. Mainstream media doesn't out people.
I hope for angry ex-bf cocksucking video, Kevin Terry-style!
What is that mall cowboy outfit with the belt buckle and white shoes?
Looks like CR's bulge has been totally smoothed and cupped to prevent us from seeing any real cock outline.
R74 since your definition of fit and hot is David Beckham, the boys you pay to have sex with you must look like shit. Anyway, no one wants to think about a 67 year old having sex with a 24 year old. That is beyond disgusting. You really are typical in a bad way.
So this thread should be titled, The Tinymeat Chronicles Part X: the Cristiano Ronaldo story
Does your mother know you are on the computer? You have to be 18. Why does it matter to you what I do or who I do it with?
Freshpair has his line now
Does anyone have the gif of Ronaldo seeing a huge bulge and him getting all aroused and flustered?
R83 that makes no regerence to why people think he's gay ( like the surrogate baby) lmao.
Real Madrid on at 2pm Eastern
Do you think he'll come out when he retires?
Also, do you think he's mainly a top or bottom?
The only person Ronaldo will ever be interested in is himself. Such a narcissicist!!!
Yes, Irina is very beautiful, so it's very odd that Ronaldo has no interest in spending a lot of time with her. Even though they've supposedly been "dating" for three years, they still live in different hemispheres (she's in New York, he's in Madrid), and seem to spend a total of one or two weeks a year together doing photo-op appearances. He seems to be trotting her out more recently, though, possibly as a part of his bid to win this year's Ballon d'Or ("See - I'm as straight as Leo Messi!")
He is not gay.
But his paste-on eyebrows certainly are!
A lot of Latin dudes mess with their eyebrows. Not a gay thing.
R114. Gay or not, it's a colossal dealbreaker.
The Ballon d'Or is already in the bag r111. Especially after his heroics against Sweden, a couple of weeks ago, forced FIFA to extend the voting deadline because it would've made a mockery of the award if he didn't win it.
I'll say one thing about the pics at r110. Dude is a sharp dresser. I want that scarf.
So after Tom's coming out, are there still any queens defending Ronaldo's "heterosexuality"?
R108, stop your propaganda of heterosexuality, you ugly filth!
Whether the Balon d'Or is in the bag or not, Real Madrid was campaigning heavily on Ronaldo's behalf. A few days after the photos at R110 were taken at the Almeria match, RM passed out 45,000 Ronaldo face masks at Bernabeu for the CL match against Galatasaray and they unfurled a huge banner with his likeness on it. Of course, having the beautiful girlfriend present is part of the PR(whether she's a beard or not). It's a plus that she's not as intrusive as Shakira. Note that in the pictures at R110's link that it's obvious the pair is on the stadium's large projection screens. Either they or the guy's below them are looking up at it. PDA opp. Kisscam.
No way this guy is straight.
[quote]Ronaldo wants that dick.
He's not looking at that bulge with lust, he's looking at it with jealousy, watch how he looks at it, then down at his own.
US is in same World Cup Group G as Portugal
Portugal is a one man team. However, if the USA decides to deploy extra players to man Ronaldo, they risk being surprised by Portugals other less known, but capable, strikers.
he loves the D
Never mind the U.S., Portugal is matched up against Germany which they faced at Euros and lost. Germany has only gotten stronger. The U.S. could be a wildcard. You never know. Right, Joe Hart?
Will he come out ever?
The USA has almost zero chance of making it out of that group. Germany, Portugal and Ghana? Forget about it. BTW, Ghana has knocked the US out of the last two World Cups.
r126, Portugal still made it further than Germany, the semis, and only got knocked out, on penalties, by eventual champs Spain.
r122 Correction: He's looking down to adjust his boner if needed.
Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Franck Ribéry will fight it out for the title of the world's best player after Fifa announced its shortlist for the 2013 Ballon d'Or.