That li'l Mississippi gal needs to head back to the South and see if she can bust up one of the Duck Dynasty guys' marriages.
Clearly she needs a non-show bidness Southern guy to rein her in.
Wow, didn't see this coming!
Crying as I type . . .
He's still gorgeous, and not much changed from his days on that soap (Santa Barbara? Sunset Beach?).
A man like that is going to stray...Rimes knew what she was getting into.
I still don't know how he ended up with psycho slut Brandi. Too bad he (only?) likes stinkfish. He'd be a god in the gay world.
I remember him as Matt Clark on Y&R in '95...hot then; hot now!
Wasn't he also on "Third Watch", as an EMT guy? The show was about NYC cops, firemen and EMT workers.
That show was really quite good, of course, it was canceled. Because we sure do need more reality show shit!
If he'll cheat with you, he'll cheat on you.
r9 - usually not if the chick is the one with the money.
So far both have not cheated on their fugly mates.
FWIW, LeAnn need to just go for the all-out Asian look. She looks 100% Asian anyway, just go for it, stop dying your dark hair blonde. Embrace the Asian!
I wonder if he had to put out for that fat queen Tyler Perry to get into his film a year or so ago.
Actually I thought I saw him in the trailer for another black film yesterday but I'm not sure.
He is a beautiful man, I will take him.
Embrace the Asian girl inside you LeAnn! Sorry at how badly done this photoshop is
This is a story planted by Falcor herself. She needs to drum up interest in her shitty reality show.
I've never found this guy that great. Unfortunately for him most of America agrees. But it looks like the elder gays love him, so maybe he should just give up and go into porn. He's already selling his ass.
R10, McDermott's cheated plenty on fugly Tori.
I don't know about Moder but Julia's mean and doesn't bathe so I'd assume he gets some elsewhere.
Cibrian's been cheating on Moneybags Rimes the entire time they've been together. Nobody that hot is going to be faithful to a gremlin, not even a rich gremlin.
WHEN?? When was Dean gorgeous? If his eyes were any closer together, he'd be a cyclops.
"Nobody that hot is going to be faithful to a gremlin."
I love it. hahaha
Feel the schadenfreude wash over you...
Don't marry for dick alone.
Good dick is great, but when it comes to marriage you actually have to think about what it's attached to.
I have no problem believing that she is a totally psycho whack-a-doodle though.
I'm a bit surprised that Eddie has stayed so hot. Frequently those All American boys don't age so well.
He looks great with a little gray and he has got a great set of cakes.
"Frequently those All American boys don't age so well."
He's not All American. I think he's of Cuban descent.
I have never thought it is Eddie was a nice-looking guy at all. Period.
Huge hanging balls?
Yet despite that, she has had a successful career as a country music singer.
Maybe if LeAnn lost some weight, Eddie wouldn't lose interest.
I agree, R31. She's overweight. If one wants to keep a hot ass guy like Eddie, one must keep one's weight down to non-obese levels.
The frauen love Brandi and hate LeAnn for obvious reasons.
LeeAnn is not overweight. And she looks better at her current weight than she did two years ago.
[quote]Dean was gorgeous.
Who? Dean Rainbow Sherbet?
Now I'm sure he's gay if he's on DL posting about himself.
Once a cheater...
Rachel Green, Colleen Zenk...
He married for money he fucks around on her of course he is sick of her you can see it on his face and the body language. She is going to crack when he dumps her.
OP, this is strictly a frau topic. Not here, please. Thank you.
As opposed to the Real Housewives and Tori Spelling threads, R38. Face it, queens and fraus are two sides of the same coin. Revel in it.
She had a really bad laxative habit. Eddie likes 'em Brandi-thin. Well, one night she lost control of her bowels and shit all over him when he was doing her from behind. She quit laxatives, which explains the weight gain, but she lost him that night.
Wow, where did you get that story from, R40?
R19 here, just realised that R14 might have been referring to Dean Sheremet, not Dean McDermott as I thought.
Dean Sheremet is indeed a cutie.
"Hi, I'm LeAnn Rimes, for Ex-Lax. Constipation can make you feel very uncomfortable, and interfere with your daily activities. Well, you don't have to let that discomfort slow you down. Ex-Lax: It's gentle. It's dependable. Ex-Lax is so confident you'll be satisfied that they guarantee it. So try Ex-Lax. In Regular Strengh, or Maximum Strength when you really, really can't shit yourself. It will give your lover the surprise of his life."
LeAnn can start eating again.
R40, that was the night Eddie got more out than he put in.
R44 - Have you seen her? She has been eating.
Maybe now he thinks he can make it without her since he is in the new Tyler Perry movie
The fraus absolutely despise LeAnn Rimes because she makes them feel old and vulnerable. I find the whole thing hilarious.
I kind of feel sorry for LeAnn. I think she is already an insecure person and being with Eddie makes it worse because he's the type of man you can't trust. I think she got the first good dick of her life and was dickmatized.
Of course she was married when she took up with him so karma and all that, but her situation reminds me of Lyon in Valley Of The Dolls. Eddie is always going to be a cheater no matter how thin you are or how good your sex is with him.
[quote]I kind of feel sorry for LeAnn. I think she is already an insecure person and being with Eddie makes it worse because he's the type of man you can't trust. I think she got the first good dick of her life and was dickmatized.
It's been 5 years since she got with him and she's 31 years old now. If she still hasn't learned to grow up and see what a joke her life has become, that's her own fault.
I wonder how much money she has left from her heyday. She hasn't had a hit album or single in a decade, so she can't be bringing in that much money anymore.
LeAnn's mistake was allowing Brandi to use her to further her measly career. Also engaging in Twitter wars with the frauen.
She should have followed Jolie's example and watched the hostility with pursed lips and a semi-amused grin.
R47, what Tyler Perry movie is Eddie in?
Stories like these are vaguely amusing when a gay sensibility is applied to the whole, tawdry narrative.
Unfortunately, angry frauen like R50 R37 and R20 always barge on to the scene with their self-righteous moralizing and ruin the fun.
I find it interesting who fraus decided to hate. No one said a word when Julia Roberts took the husband of a pregnant woman and later taunted her when she tried to fight the divorce. No cared that Catherine Zeta Jones had an affair with a married Michael Douglas leading to the end of his marriage.
Lots of fraus dumped Roberts for her husband stealing. She lost a lot of her popularity.
There really wasn't much to think about CZJ, because it was widely acknowledged that MD was a douche long before then, but CZJ has never been particularly popular among the frau anyway.
[quote]Unfortunately, angry frauen like [R50] [R37] and [R20] always barge on to the scene with their self-righteous moralizing and ruin the fun.
Wow, we have a LeAnn stan on DL! Who'd have thought?
Sorry sweetie, not a frau. I couldn't care less about her affair, just simply stating that she's an idiot for not waking up after all this time. She should've realized by now that if it wasn't for her money, he probably wouldn't have given her a second look.
[quote] LeAnn stan
Oh, dear. I don't even care to know what a "stan" is in your world. You are proving my point about fraus being angry and self-righteous, though, so thanks for that.
r47, oops, it isn't a Tyler Perry movie. It's a Christmas movie that has the characters from The Best Man in it.
[quote]I find it interesting who fraus decided to hate. No one said a word when Julia Roberts took the husband of a pregnant woman and later taunted her when she tried to fight the divorce. No cared that Catherine Zeta Jones had an affair with a married Michael Douglas leading to the end of his marriage.
Roberts lost a lot of popularity after that. A couple of women at work loved, absolutely loved her, but after the "a low vera" incident, they turned.
I thought Douglas had been divorced from Diandra for ages before he took up with CZJ.
[quote] The fraus absolutely despise LeAnn Rimes because she makes them feel old and vulnerable.
why would some hideously ugly woman make anyone feel old and/or vulnerable?
R60 Good question, frau.
Leann is still quite young, attractive and very talented. I can't believe she hasn't focused on quality songs and a country-pop comeback. She needs to stop feuding with Brandi (the boys are likely suffering from the bad vibes between the two women.) Many hit songwriters are probably turned off by their feuding. Her time as a hit maker in Nashville may be over. If so, what a waste.
Rimes is hated because she had a good girl image and they were disappointed in her. She also complained about how hard the scandal was on her, making herself the victim. That kind of self absorption inspired mocking. In contrast Jolie was never a good girl and she doesn't act like the victim, so her career wasn't impacted.
Rimes also chose to make a spectacle of her personal life, with the tweeting. She seems desperate for approval. Roberts has largely faded from the public eye. People don't talk about you when they haven't seen you in a while.
Eddie's ex Brandi is toxic and LeAnn should have kept their fights out of the public eye instead of flaunting them on Twitter. That hurt her image even more.
I wonder if Eddie was ever gay for pay? I'd mortgage my house for a piece of that!
For as much of a toad as he is, Eddie Cibrian is gorgeous. He's one of the most gorgeous men I've EVER seen (and I don't make that statement too often). He's got it all. Bod, ass, handsome face, great hair, great skin tone, dimples, nice smile, height. Dean was hot too, but I can see why she fell in lust (and you just KNOW that was what it initially was) with Eddie.
Eddie has probably had women throwing themselves at him since he sprouted his first pube.Men like him you take for what they are,have a good time with them and MOVE on.You dont marry them unless your willing to play second bannana to his penis,wich will always be his first love.
This I know
No one is talking about marrying him, R67. We're just commenting on what a beautiful piece of ass he is. Let's just say I would gladly play with his penis any day of the week, banana or no banana.
The frauen evaluate every man based on his marriageability quotient, and it is so tedious.
I'm not r67 or a frauen, but people are bringing up his marriageability because it pertains to the OP's original post.
[R68] As tedious as the phrase "frauen"?.What does that mean anyway?Or is it just some bitchy little catch phrase vicious queens bandy about in an attempt to feel oh so witty?
This I know
Take a picture of yourself with the phone you are typing on, R70.
Do you think they do anal?
"I find it interesting who fraus decided to hate"
Anyone who dislikes a lame has-been is a frau? Personally, I think the ones defending her are the fraus. She sings frau music.
"She also complained about how hard the scandal was on her, making herself the victim. That kind of self absorption inspired mocking. In contrast Jolie was never a good girl and she doesn't act like the victim, so her career wasn't impacted."
Thanks for pointing out the truth, but people will probably call you a "frau" for that.
And it's funny how DLers always assume that if a guy is goodlooking that means he has a big penis and is great in bed. Not always true...
LeAnn knows she will never receive absolution for the crime of man stealing. She's tainted. Why would Eddie want to stay with her?
R 70: my cereal went all over my laptop screen when I read your post. You're sharp! I'll clean up now :)
She needs to see if she can get her first husband back.
Prom pose! Amid rumors that their marriage is on the rocks, Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes packed on the PDA at the Hollywood premiere of Cibrian's latest film, The Best Man Holiday. The spouses of two years gave photographers classic wedding, engagement and prom poses on the red carpet at the TCL Chinese Theatre.