Do I have to tell every single trick I have NOT TO SMOKE
on his way over? What do these guys do, just chain one after another.
Third time this week, I had to tell one, sorry, the nicotine stench is a boner killer the minute I open the door.
sweep the caftan behind you, put the cocktail down and correct your fake grindr account to say "Non-smokers only".
"Do I have to tell every single trick I have NOT TO SMOKE"
Then just how DO you like your dick sucked, OP?
Grow up. You're too old to be tricking with anything with an IQ above paste. Pick one pretty, subservient moron and boss him around.
Your dick is cute, but it doesn't compensate for that dumb blue steel look you get whenever you're horny.
Oh, and your West Elm decor? Everyone thinks you're taking them back to a Best Western.
Pay them more?
What were you going to do with that boner anyway, hun? You're a bottom.
Obviously, they took one look at you and HAD to reach for a smoke to get through it.
OP, I understand.
You take the time to put on your platforms, don the black lace veil, light hundreds of Yankee candles, rest the needle on "Edge of Seventeen," and then some whore ruins everything by smelling of American Spirits.
A cum spigot hosing down your bliss…
A raunchy rump ranger ruining "Rumours"…
Have you ever heard the phrase "Beggars can't be choosers", OP?
OP, lots of people on meth smoke compulsively. Also psychotics on heavy meds. FYI.