Nina Hartley is looking like hell as Mrs. Roper...
in this porn parody of "Three's Company."
The blondes look like skanks but the porn star playing Janet is rather pretty.
But judging from the men, I can see that straight porn actors aren't always hotter than gay porn actors.
My agent was supposed to tell them I was available.
R4, in the OP's clip, he looks like an average pasty white guy. Bleh.
Even in your clip, he doesn't look that hot.
R6, you don't want viewers to wonder if they're gay when viewing another guy's dick, so you offer up average models.
[quote]he looks like an average pasty white guy. Bleh
I like average pasty white guys. I don't go for the gay look at all. Actually, he's above average, I think.
Post your idea of hawt. Very cropped dark hair, worked out bod, spray tan...blah, blah..right?
He works for me!
Nina Hartley is a trip and still give the best blow jobs in the biz. However she makes Mrs Roper look like a supermodel in comparison.
Does the pussy cat he's carrying around in the previews meet a horrible, painful end?
Van Damage not only isn't hot, but he's got a rather tiny penis for a porn star.
Wrong, R8. Just... wrong.
Well, then R13 post a link to a pic that illustrates your taste. (I'll bet you don't).
[quote] Van Damage not only isn't hot, but he's got a rather tiny penis for a porn star.
He's not 'gay' hot and his dick is way above average in length...see link.
No, his dick isn't longer than average. Not by a long shot. Did you watch the video at R4?? Sorry, but his dick IS rather tiny for a porn star, especially a straight porn star (aka "top").
The straight guys who look at straight porn can better identify with
male porn actors who are "average looking". Average guys fucking
and getting sucked by big tittie girls put them right in the action.
It's like most of the average, middle aged guys don't want a President who's too intelligent.