I have a friend who always scrubs the crotch of his new jeans with steel wool until it looks faded. He says people treat him nicer if they think he has a well used penis. What are your tricks of subliminal persuasion?
Nothing new. I first read that in one of the TALES OF THE CITY books. So people were doing it at least as far back as the '70s.
Sometimes I think half the trouser tents I see in the office are fake.
I mutter very fast in a quiet voice, "You want me," and when they say, "What?" I say, "Noting." And then I do it again.
Very effective, this subliminal persuasion.
I steal peoples clocks.
To Hell with scrubbing my jeans, I scrub the head of my cock with steel wool, for that well used penis look.
I used to close sales by brushing the customer's arm.