She said she was looking for a "gay bestie."
Really? Girls are on Grindr to find gay BFFs?
Maybe she's doing her Ph.D. thesis?
Report her. Fuck those cunts who want to horn in on our world.
Was her name Cillian by any chance?
eeewww kill it!
How fat was she? Two airplane seats, or three?
Women have a complete inability to stay the fuck out and away from anything they know is special and/or dominated by men, particularly gay men.
It's the reason why there can be all-girls schools, no all-boys schools/colleges are allowed. No all-male health clubs exist anymore because of females' nuisance making and whining, yet there are women's only clubs all over the place.
Females became dominant on Datalounge about 5-6 years ago because they realized it was once gay male dominant.
Women have found their way onto sites like Manhunt and even Bear411, often with weird, sappy stories about being 'transgendered' etc.
So yes, they're omnipresent, never content to leave male gender enclaves in peace. It's why so many have begun to loathe them as a sex.
Bombard her with graphic cock and ass shots and ask her if she's into snowballing and feltching, and follow up with photos depicting those acts. That, or repeatedly harass and berate her with comments like "we aren't your pets" and "check out the zoo if you like gawking so much" and "fuck off, breeder cunt". Tell her if she thinks being gay is so cute she should walk with a girlfriend holding hands late at night and see how cute she thinks it is when she gets bashed.
Seriously, have fun with it and teach her a lesson. I'm really tired of so-called "straight allies" who think we exist for no reason but their entertainment and free makeovers.
I totally blame "Will & Grace."
I once had a dear friend you saw a girl on Grindr, and then she died.
Peggy Noonan saw a Mexican.
I saw mama and she's a girl!
Maybe the women she knows are boring as hell, so better to go gay?
Having a very low tolerance for jealous females, and not needing any more solicitations from males, I was discussing how to meet interested "gay besties" with a stereotypical overweight "fag hag." She suggested invading gay bars. I told her that I had tried it and got too many unwanted offers for 3-somes. She is just one deluded example of someone who would mistakenly invade Grindr.
By the way, I am not looking to discuss makeup trends nor watch sports.
"Women have a complete inability to stay the fuck out and away"
I think it's instinctual and they are helpless to resist it. Something about a fear of not having access to sperm for their heaving wombs.
Ever check out a guy and a woman's head swivels instinctively toward you? When I check out a guy's basket from a bus, the woman in the passenger seat will crane her head up, back, whatever... to investigate the alarm that has sounded deep inside her.
R13, are you male or female? Your post makes no sense.
R15, Of course I'm female.
She had been at an AA meeting, hadn't she?
Joey, that wasn't mama. That was one of those fags that dresses like her and moves its mouth to her songs. Now, get off the computer or I'll bedazzle your ass!
ITA @ R7. They need to stop thinking of gay men as safe, asexual cartoon characters. Time to scare them. Make them recoil in horror, pick up their dolls and run home.
I bet it was Cheryl.
Why are we so scared of girls?
Tell her we don't do that anymore. That was just in 90s romcoms.
I had a girl message me on OkCupid who had just moved to the area and was looking for friends. Struck as bizarre, I am clearly on here looking for other gay men for a potential new boyfriend, not to be your new bestie.
A woman on Grindr?
Be my bestie r23. BE MY BESTIE. I'm capitalizing for you.
OK Cupid, lol How old are you, R23... 17? Does anyone over 16 use OK Cupid?
All of those girls in R28's link have a stereotypical notion of what gay men are like. We're fun and cute and we like shopping and talking about Lady GagGag. We're neutered, non sexual, non threatening court jesters.
The previous poster is right. It's time to put some fear into the hearts of straighties.
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