My new boyfriends sits on the toilet when he pees and then wipes his penis with a tissue.
Do I have to break up with him?
If you do, can I have him?
Maybe you should at least give him space when he's on the toilet! SHEESH.
Buy him some Sta-Dri Peenie Pads.
Maybe he wants to totally empty his bladder.
Are all his siblings women? Wee-URD!
No, he needs to break up with you.
Give him to me please!
I think it depends on whether he's also that boner-killingly feminine in other aspects of his life.
"...and then wipes his penis with a tissue."
You expect him to leave his foreskin curtain up, OP?
I do that, too. I tend to like my penis dry after peeing.
Does he wipe top to bottom, or bottom to top?
OP, you have no boundaries. Life will be difficult - for everyone around you.
And does he stand up to wipe?
Depends on how large the penis is.
Are you sure he isn't really female?
Does he wipe bottom to top or top to bottom?
That's no penis, it's an oversized clit.
I think you're a cunt. He deserves better.
Is he a celeb? If so, who is he?
IT'S A GOOD HABIT TO HAVE. ALL MEN SHOULD DO THIS.
Only if you like the smell and taste of dried urine and find urine spots on underwear a mark of class.
You can wipe and wipe as much as you please, but there's always a drop for the BVDs.
OP doesn't want to admit that he wants to lick it dry.
I have issues emptying my bladder due to nerve damage I sustained in an accident over a decade ago. It's difficult to start peeing, I often have a weak stream, and I tend to dribble a long time before finally stopping. I need to do kegels and other tricks to fully stop it else I continue to leak after I've pulled up my pants. I've found that sitting to pee is easier for three reasons. One, I empty my bladder more efficiently in that position; two, I'm less likely to "leave a mess" dribbling and kegel-ing pee all over; third, it's just easier to sit since it takes me a while to pee.
Yes it sucks (I'm only in my 40s and I've been dealing with this for over a decade). I have to laugh that sitting to pee is considered "eff-eminate". I'm so masculine I'm always assumed to be straight, even by fellow gay people. I sit to pee for reasons that have nothing at all to do with gender roles or masculinity.
I only pee sitting down at home. Why stand when you can sit?
Lordy, OP, stop being such a massive control freak.
My BF does this too. I asked him why once. He's very tall (well over 6 feet) and if he pisses standing up it splashes everywhere. So he doesn't.
End of story. Normal, sane, non-mentally ill people don't worry about how others eliminate waste, OP. Let it go.
I don't know why people get freaked when guys do this. Jesus, grow the fuck up. Just because we have a hose means we need to stand and spray all over the goddamned place? And it is better for your urinary health because your bladder does more fully empty. Our bladders were designed for peeing while sitting down, not standing up.
If I were building a house I would put urinals in the bathrooms and use those fancy Toto toilets w/ the built-in bidet.
Yes, I would.
I for one cannot pay sitting down easily. Even while taking a shit, I have to finish up and hitch of my pants before I need to turn around and take a short whiz. Just the way my body is wired.
That's not the only way it's weird, R28.
My new boyfriend has a mirror in front of his toilet. Granted it's on the back of the door, but who shits with the door open. Anyway you're sitting on the toilet, doing your business or douching for a night of fun, and all you can see is yourself sitting their in the mirror. It's not a good look.
r30 Is there smegma all over it?
Men who piss sitting down do not exercise their sphincter muscle as much as men who stand up to piss. As a result, it becomes weaker and a bit looser. This will result in less control over erections, flatulence and, possibly, an increased risk of prostate problems. On the bright side, it makes getting fucked much easier (though less enjoyable for the top). So guys, stand up to piss and give that hole a workout several times a day!!
Link, R32? Where did you hear that nonsense?
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I went to a party where sitting atop the toilet tank was a mirror so we could watch ourselves pee. "Time (magazine) Man of the Year" was in the upper left corner.
Ridiculous, r32. That would mean women have loose sphincters.
My ex was 6'5". He always sat to pee. Claimed it was too far to aim without splashing or spritzing. He was also a clean freak.
OP, does your new boyfriend have a Prince Albert?
Most toilets are low. The older I get it's more difficult to get up from bowl. Have to grab sink to balance myself, so I stand except for #2.
I wonder what the stats are for guys who just take care of it while their sitting on the commode going #2? Though no one would ever admit it.
Hey, if his dick hits the water when he sits down, keep him.
Yes, break up with him and then die alone.
R40, what do you mean by "take care of it"?
[quote]I'm so masculine I'm always assumed to be straight, even by fellow gay people.