In fairness to Britney, I believe she actually is borderline retarded, as they used to say.
I guess a more polite way to say it would be to state that she's clearly at the lower end of the normal IQ spectrum.
And then you add in her mental issues... give her a break.
Ozzy and his offspring
This theead is embarrassing. Datalounge used to be clever; this type of drivel is pathetic.
Robert Pattinson has Down's Syndrome eyes. Seriously.
[quote]"I would like to bring it back to
the old days when there was one
outfit through the whole video,
and you're dancing the whole video,
and there's like not that much sex
stuff going on" - Britney Spears
R2 is another cunt with "crazy eyes," which makes her feel in solidarity with celebrities who have "Mongoloid eyes."
The Jay-Z guy. He is either supremely ugly or retarded looking.
Taylor Lautner has the appearance of a neanderthal
Pattinson and Zellweger are the king and queen (or queen and queen) of this thread.
Taylor Lautner--possibly the most unattractive person to ever be called a sex symbol by the media. His face is a Picasso black hole, if that makes any sense.
Can you imagine the DL has reached the point (with its 50%+ female contingent and other distressing trends) where people F&F this thread, instead of finding it an unfulfilled opportunity? And the sniping cunts don't have a clue what that statement says.
People on the site have, in the past, debated PC ethics and the appropriateness of taboo and purposefully outrageous posting here, whether in the name of parody, satire, venting, silly humor or pointless bitchery. It always has been challenging here because of the diversity of stances, postures and motivations of people posting here. It is not surprising that people thinking they have entered a "they're so clever, those queers" site or an "LGBT mutual-support community" site behave the way some of the F&Fers on this thread have. And that doesn't taken into account the unclever posters who keep posting about how unclever everyone else is, and how the DL used to be so much better (no thanks to them either way).
However, the apparent lack of - well - intelligence among many of the moralists leaves them incapable of distinguishing one type of post and poster from another, or recognizing the outright racist/sexist/homophobic/freeper types they confuse them with. And since in their clodlike resolution they think the DL is just like Facebook or any other bloggy stew, they piss themselves in indignation at experimentation, transgression, absurdity, bad taste and criticism of their schoolmarm, controlling, stupid pissiness. They are a form of Cheryl.
So, with all that said, and without apologies to my Down syndrome acquaintances, again:
And Kanye is an apt choice.
I second Laura Prepon
[quote]They are a form of Cheryl.
Tim Blake Nelson (who starred in O Brother Where Art Thou and The Incredible Hulk)
I can't decide if Justin Timberlake looks mildly retarded or inbred. Sometimes it's hard to tell. Of course, in many cases they're one and the same.
Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, Angelia Jolie and her dumb boyfriend, Ben Affleck, Tom Cruise (although he looks retarded) Will Smith, Reese Withertrash, John Travolta
Now posters are just naming people they dislike.
My, my, my ... what a horrible thread!
In this thread we get to be 8 years old again. I'm "lighting up the thread in piss yellow," as they say here on DL.
The kinder term is 'limited'. Nick Nolte looks extremely limited.
Sarah Palin is the most limited in the world (does she know there is a world?).
My grandmother used to call them "simple" or "Mongoloid." She continued this into the 1990s and got some funny looks from people.
Oh yeah. he looks REAL limited.
Could do without the handlebar,still, it works for him.
Beyonce Knowles sounds retarded, I've always called her Mumbles or Marble Mouth. She also never makes much sense during interviews, she's definitely stupid. She's not even charming, she's dull as dishwater.
Sean Combs, it must be his always open mouth.
The skinny blond haired actor, with the buggy eyes, from the original UK version of "The Office".
Chris Coffer, Michelle Bachmann, Marcus Bachmann, Shepherd Smith. Teresa Guidice's children.
Sylvester Stallone, Jonah Hill, Mick Jagger
R44, inbred and trashy.
You're right about Beyonce Knowles, R58. She doesn't even convey appetite - one wonders if her entire persona is a controlled and manipulated robot routine.
Andie MacDowell, who most people call beautiful, was always referred to in the old B list as "mildly retarded."
In the same category of "isn't it a shame because she's pretty, but you can see the eyes are blank" is Carol Lawrence. Like a 15 watt bulb would be too big for the socket there.
R38 Classic underachiever with narcissistic tendencies. Prefers to hang out with people who are at least ten years younger and 20 IQ points lower than him. Does not like to be challenged. Unstable employment history and recurring issues with hair trigger temper.
Wrong on all counts, cunt at R63, who seems to think that applying the "mean girl" tactics aimed at her fat ass in high school are either capable of accuracy or impact. Real people are not affected by such piffle the way neurotic flapdoodles are.
SInce you have nothing to add to the actual content of the thread, cunt, why don't you just waddle back to your nest? It needs cleaning, no doubt.
Or you could post a picture of yourself and we could enjoy your similarity to many of the celebritards mentioned here. Your choice, cunt.
OP = Idiot who looks like an childish asshole, writes like a childish asshole, thinks like a childish asshole.
I have a strong suspicion the OP may be a childish asshole.
I know calling her a "celeb" is a stretch, but that Jemmye chick from The Real World. She's a mouth breather and her tongue is too big for her mouth.
Apparently this yr's Halloween rage is to dress up as an inbred via the VMA Miley Cyrus outfit.
Saw it on the E channel
R64 You seem to be in massive denial about your own issues. Your posts are like a cry for help.
How could you guys neglect the most trisomilicious celeb of them all, Channing Tatum?
I think people are just naming people they dislike. Bruce Willis, Beyoncé, Kate Hudson, Michael Douglas, Mick Jaggar????? really?
How does Bruce Willis look retarded? Michael Douglas? Kate Hudson? I hate Kate Hudson but she looks far from retarded. Mick Jagger looks like an amphibian but not retarded. Beyoncé looks like a healthy, rich girl with a bunch of weaves and thick thighs but not retarded. Angie Jolie does not look retarded. Anorexic, yes. Her bf Brad..he looks like pure, white trash w/a smell that transcends the internet but not retarded. Now their natural children....
Now I will add Mike Tyson to the list. He looks retarded and once he opens his mouth, it's confirmed.
I am starting to think all of the contemporary celebrities do--maybe they have to possess a particular form of retardation to be manipulated into celebrity like the Kardashians and Justin Bieber.
Jaden Pinkett Smith
Renee Zellwegger owns this thread.
[quote] Prefers to hang out with people who are at least ten years younger and 20 IQ points lower than him.
Lower than HE.
channing tatum. so cute but def special looking...
Kanye West and Jay Z
I said Beyoncé SOUNDS retarded. Never said she LOOKED retarded.
She cannot seem to articulate a coherent thought, she definitely has a team of puppet masters behind her career.
When she was on Jimmy Fallon's show, it was one of the most painful interviews he ever had to get through, he did most of the talking. Beyoncé's answers consisted of A LOT of 'yeahs'. When she said something, she sounded like someone with a speech impediment who was also mentally handicapped.
I think it was remarkable that she was capable of remembering her lines for the films she appeared in. Then again, we have no idea how many takes she needed to get trough one paragraph of dialogue!
This is a really a sick and tasteless thread but I have to mention Kristen Stewart and Robert pattinson. They both seem "special". Honorable mentions, Robert DeNiro. If he is not reading from a script he is helpless.