Micah. You know you're old when a name you only heard attached to Barney-watching toddlers starts showing up on porn stars.
My god, R8 that's the truth!!!! W&W for you
Jaden, Caitlyn & Madison, in all their spelling variations.
Most of the names on this list were not & are not cool. They're traditional douchebag names.
Only a real sorry cunt who subconsciously hates their kid, would name them anything like Milo, Judah or Dexter.
Jebediah AND his twin brother Jedediah whom Jed Clampett was named after.
Judah is bad because it's really Judas but people are afraid to name their kid Judas.
It's like calling the singer Dido, because you know you wanted to call her Dildo, but figured, everyone would see Dido and put in the "L" subconsciously and read it as Dildo.
I am glad my mother didn't wimp out on my name.
Those names are kind of awful. Gertrude, Mabel, Ethel, Arnold, Albert, Winslow, Edith. You see those names for babies now, not cool either.
Winslow is a rather good name, and it sure as fuck is a lot better than Homer.
I'm getting real tired of the bearded/gay lumberjack look these freaks affect. It's been going on for years now. Many of them claim to be artistic, so their style stagnation is confusing- fads don't go on for a decade.
They're only "artists" or "artisans" so they can freeload on their hapless partners and families ("But it takes time to get established!"). And they have perversely expensive tastes in food.
Jaden, Caitlyn and Madison?
For real, R17
Those are total white trash flyover zone names.
I remember the eye rolls we all gave when the first physician named Jamie showed up at the hospital. And it was a male.
I guess it seems normal to young people today, but to us, it was like calling a school principal Mikey.
Fifteen years ago I met my first Wyatt and Dashiell
My hand was X rayed this morning at the local hospital by a hipster. He had the beard and the high hair. On top of the lab coat, it was quite startling.
They are all over the place.
Is Norman due for a comeback, like Osgood and Oscar?
Jude is overly popular in Britain.
Gideon. Well, maybe that was never a good in the first place.
Rose is a hipster middle name, not usually a hipster first name
Harper Rose, Annabella Rose, Isabella Rose, River Rose, Gemma Rose, Johnny Rose, Maya Rose.
It's not quite hip enough to be a cool first name. It's too common. It needs a quirky or ancient first name to spice it up a little.