I posted this a long time ago and everyone was creeped out on exactly what I wanted them to see - Gwyn married her brother.
Can't remember his name = he stars on BlackList on NBC
He has a girlfriend?
Color me surprised
I think James Spader and Hugh Laurie had a love child.
Gwyneth's face without makeup & plastic surgery is what he looks like.
She could pass for a man better than he does.
Does anyone know if the brother resembles their daddy when he was young?
He definitely went to the John Black school of bleaching one's lips with hydroquinone to appear more "masculine."
He looks very cute, though. Way more than the imbred/dysfuncutional gene CHris Martin
[quote]Gwyn married her brother.
Don't be ridiculous. Women don't marry their brothers.
She married her father. Her brother simply looks like her father when he was younger.
Her brother looks just like Blythe Danner. From the round, slightly buggy eyes down to his mouth, that Blythe Danner's face.
He looks utterly dreary.
"I think James Spader and Hugh Laurie had a love child."
Bingo. I was thinking Justin Kirk at first, but that description is better.
Please quit trying to distract us from the hideousness that is Goop.
Of COURSE she married her father. She's always been all about wanting to climb up on Daddy's lap and squirm. Her ghastly widow's yammer when he died was so revelatory it made people want to wash their ears with holy water.
Please let the Vanity Fair article rip the desperate mask of smug superiority off her fragile insanity and leave her ranting in front of a TMZ camera.
Never mind the Paltrows. That's an eye-popping coat on the woman walking before them.
Della, it was a Queen Amidala cast off from The Phantom Menace.
That's it, r16! I knew it reminded me of something like that.
I kinda like it.
He looks frumpy and nearly middle-aged. But in a cute way.
He's her YOUNGER brother?! And yes, he looks very like Blythe (Danner).
With a nose job and blonde hair extensions he could pass for dear Gwynnie.
Poor Blythe is zero for 2
He looks very affected in those pictures. I'm sure he's as big a cunt as his surgically modified sibling.
Looks like Clay Aiken to me.
He looks like Chris Martin.
...a better looking Michael J Fox.
I don't see Chris Martin. The brother looks sickly and bookish.