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Ow.I took a nasty fall in my house last night trying to change a light bulb.

I have a house with rather tall ceilings. The recessed flood over the kitchen sink was out. I've got one of those light changer poles and was able to get the dead bulb out, but couldn't get the new one in. The back story is that I have a neurological tremor disorder which also affects my sense of balance. So being the rocket scientist I am, I got a kitchen chair to try to put the bulb in myself. To make things more humiliating, I have a handyman who I had in to fix some pesky problems. I also tried to change some outdoor bulbs myself and almost fell off the ladder. I felt dumb asking if he could change the bulbs. Needless to say, I fell and crashed first into the granite ledge pass through to the dining room. Right at the edge and onto my chest. Then fell on the kitchen sink faucet basically fucking it up. I stayed there on the kitchen sink for maybe five minutes and managed to crawl off. I went to my doctor this morning and learned that I bruised my ribs but didn't break any. The point of this thread is that I am a ninny and a moron. Oh, and aspirin works.

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