Oh dear, Ellen on the rampage because her ex is dating Jodie Foster, says Nat'l Enquirer
The 55-year-old talk queen's relationship with Alexandra Hedison, 44, ended bitterly, and now an insider says she's bad-mouthing Jodie, 50, because she believes the actress has betrayed her.
Ellen feels Jodie is stabbing her in the back by hooking up with Alex," revealed a close source. "The lesbian community in Hollywood is very small, and it's well-known that Ellen and Alex had a very contentious breakup after Ellen got tired of Alex and hooked up with PORTIA DE ROSSI."
"Ellen is also vindictive, and she's spreading the word among mutual friends that Jodie is pathetic for picking up her cast-off.
Ellen has been under constant stress from the demands of her daily talk show, and she's in a foul mood over the problems she and Portia are having," said the source. "Ellen is extraordinarily competitive, so it pains her to see Alex moving on with someone as successful and talented as Jodie.
The usually warm-and-fuzzy comedian has been irritable lately, say pals, because she's been butting heads with wife Portia, 40.
I really miss the LET'S BE LESBIAN DRAMA! thread from a few years back.
I'll make the popcorn!
Lesbian community in Hollywood is very small? Really? Much smaller than gay community then. I mean, of course gay community would be huge if all the closet actors and actors wanna be would come out.
Jodie is a Scorpio--that's ALL you need to know.
if Hollywood lesbians would just leave their tiny cliques than this drama wouldn't happen.
Team Ellen here.
I've met them both, and Ellen is the friendly warm one.
Jodie is stand-offish like she's afraid to mingle with the unwashed masses.
More about Scorpio please, R8.
Many Scorpios operate from the crotch-chakra area, and keep their kundalinis in their weenies.
Jealousy, conflict, and back-stabbing are hobbies to the unevolved Scorpios.
I believe Ellen here, I believe that Scorpio Jodie is doing this to hurt big-hearted, Aquarian Ellen.
You're out of your mind aren't you R12? 1)Jodie and Ellen have never been friends 2)Ellen is the one that broke up with Alexandra 3) and that was what 10 years ago?
Ellen has no reason to be hurt here. If she's insecure that's her problem. Is her ex-gf supposed to only date people below Ellen's standards so as to avoid hurting Ellen's feelings? Bitch, please.
Oh dear. The tofurkey will be flying this Thanksgiving.
Angry Dyke. Period.
Sorry for the redundancy!
Excuse us, womyn, but we have problems of our own.
Someone please start a new "let's pretend we're lesbian drama" thread. I need a laugh. TIA
Team Ellen all the way. Jodie is a disgrace.
I thought Ellen was always in a foul mood.
[quote]The usually warm-and-fuzzy comedian
... when the cameras are on.
Oh please - Alex traded a Subaru for a Lamborghini and good for her.
. Dark lesbian.
Totally agree with [R13].
Grow up Ellen and FUCK OFF!!
Foster can lay whoever she fucking feels like.
Ellen's a child. A drunk child.
Remember the hysteria she had over that dog?
I'm on Team Both-Can't-Get-Hit-By-A-Car-Fast-Enough.
Ellen was the one who dumped Alex because she wanted a trophy girlfriend to flaunt around hollywood. Who does Ellen think she is to decide who should date and who should not. Anne Heche said that Ellen was a very jealous possessive person. The woman is fake and Alex seems like a nice person who deserved better than that hag.
Since Ellen dresses like a man she should know we like to recycle pussy in Hollywood.
Jodie is hot. Ellen is not.
Alexandra is hot. Portia is not.
Sounds like everyone ended up with the right person to me. Ellen should STFU STAT.
Gosh, R30, I never new Jodie was so short.
Portia de Rossi is so hot, even gay men want to fuck her. Srsly.
Foster always looks good glammed up.
Ellen, OTOH, can stick 1 of her white, smelly sneakers straight up her ass!
R32, she's only lesbian short, akin to gay fat. At 5'3", she's only slightly shorter than an average American woman (5'4")
Sorry, r14. I hit ff instead of ww. But really, WW.
This is Enquirer one paragraph filler. Just a friendly reminder. Carry on!
Team Jodie. Ellen was textbook cruel to Alex, step daughter of a BEATLE.
Folks - it's the Enquirer!!! Who cares or believes what they "report"
[quote]Folks - it's the Enquirer!!! Who cares or believes what they "report"
You do know where you are, darling?
You do realize that this is wholly made up but that never stops Datalounge queer boys from beating up the queer girls, or any girl for that matter, especially if they are successful and make more in a month than you make in a decade. Well, if it makes you feel useful... continue.
R39, it was Portia's ex, Francesca Gregorini, who was the stepdaughter of a Beatle (Ringo).
It's good to see Alex with a woman.
Team Jodie for me!
Portia dumped the stepdaughter of Ringo for Ellen (Francesca).
Ellen dumped Alex for Portia.
They were both really fucked up about they dumped their exes to "move up".
Joke is on them Alex looks amazing & Portia is really really plastic looking. Alex hasn't had PS either.
Congrats Alex & Jodie.
My first thought was "WTH is Alexandra Whatsername?". IMDB shows her to be a sporadic actress who does a TV role every couple of years. Sounds like a lesbo starfucker to me.
Sounds like a load of crap to me.
Crap but either way, alex and jodie look nice together. After the way ellen ended the relationship with Alex, its nice to see alex score bigger.
[quote] Team Jodie. Ellen was textbook cruel to Alex, step daughter of a BEATLE.
Oh yeah, you're really in the know, aren't you? You don't even know who these people are.
Hedison is hot. Period.
So was Gregorini.
After that, to each their own. People date who they wanna date. Lesbians should be paired as best as possible, but it's really up to them.
Gregorini has never been hot.
Oops I was mistaken.
50, I'm proud that I don't know who she is. She's a total stranger to me, just like Ellen and Jodie. I didn't grow up with them, and they don't hang out in my living room.
Jodie is fucking disgusting hiding the identity of her sons' father from them. Fucking man hater.
Jodie Foster hates men. She's an evil cunt, the spawn of Satan. Jodie Foster has NO right keeping their father away from her sons. What did he ever do to them?
Jodie Foster is selfish beyond belief. What a fucking piece of shit. Total scumbag. Has she no conscience? No, she hasn't! Man hating bitch.
R54, how do you know the kids don't know who their father is?
Hi Mel, I heard you're moving to Bulgaria?
r55 Jodie has said so herself! She is an evil man hating whore. The true daughter of Satan.
[quote]Ellen has been under constant stress from the demands of her daily talk show, and she's in a foul mood over the problems she and Portia are having," said the source
I'd rather hear more about this.
R52, this is a matter of taste. Are you even attracted to women??
Alex is not hot. Matronly looking body and hairdo.
Portia is hot. Gorgeous hair and skin and long thin body.
Ellen is manly.
Jodie is bitchy.
End of story.
Jodie's kundalini stinks!
Sorry R61, you're wrong. Unless of course,you're into the anorexic, stretched joker faced look, then yeah Portia is "hot".
R42's pussy stinks terribly, and she thinks that makes her both incisive and truth-telling.
Wrong. It just makes you a man-hating, homophobic cunt, Cunt.
See how I broke DL during my rampage?
I told you bitches I'm hardcore!
Both Ellen and Jodie seem incredibly entitled and isolated. They both seem like dreary spouses. I'm just glad they're not in a relationship with me.
Jodie - is a piece of work
Ellen - a drunk piece of work
Alex - pretty-ish, nice-ish seeming photographer, daughter of an actor in HW
Portia - married a man & fucked him & definitely tried to raise her status by going after famous wealthy women.
Gregorini - beautiful when she was with Portia. Not so much anymore. The daughter of the stunningly gorgeous Barbara Bach.
[quote]Jodie is fucking disgusting... Jodie Foster hates men. She's an evil cunt, the spawn of Satan. Jodie Foster has NO right keeping their father away from her sons. What did he ever do to them? Jodie Foster is selfish beyond belief. What a fucking piece of shit. Total scumbag. Has she no conscience? No, she hasn't! Man hating bitch.
I hope you are obeying the restraining order, for Jodie's sake.
It is no coincidence that Hedison is now dating a second most famous Hollywood lesbian. I mean, c'mon.
We should talk if Foster and Hedison are together seven years from now, no?
ummm, Portia has no titties.
Now don't make me go and find that topless photo or I'll lose my lunch.
I wish someone could find that mostly nude pic of Gregorini. The one where she's lying down.
It was smoking, sizzling hot and that ass was perfection!
"The usually warm-and-fuzzy comedian"
Really? She's a raving lunatic! Leads Hollywood in confidentialty contracts
poor Cydney is right. She seems like a very solid, generous soul. And much more attractive in person, by the way. Some women just photograph matronly, but are actually hot in person, and Cydney is one of those.
And, she has more hair than Alex and Jodie combined, so there.
What does Cydney do?
Bunch of tabloid bulkshit
So what problems is Ellen having with Portia?
I don't know if I believe this (first clue being the Enquirer printed it.) Does Ellen have a reputation as an unpleasant person?
It must be hard to be gay in Hollywood... out or not... so many people trying to play you. I guess that's the case gay or straight. It must be hard to be famous and trust anybody. Then your dignity and privacy is a commodity. Like Graydon Carter said: lots of celebrities lead normal lives if they don't go anywhere. I don't know if that's entirely true. In this case, seems like the Enquirer just decided to run something.
[quote]What does Cydney do?
I don't know, but out of all of them, I would probably like Cydney best.
Ellen did Alex so fucking dirty. That bitch will burn for what she did to Alex, after Alex stood by her through all of her bullshit. Ellen is toxic. And no I'm not Amanda, so don't even suggest it.
I'm not really sure why I am suppose to have an opinion about people's jealousy, who I only know of because they are famous. If Ellen dumped her, not sure why she cares either. Ellen should be happy with who she has now, and Portia should be wondering why Ellen cares, if there is even an ounce of truth in this story. Team Ellen? Team Jody? you all need to get a life.
[quote]I don't know, but out of all of them, I would probably like Cydney best.
Yeah, I kind of feel the same.
so i'm pretty sure Ellen would not care about an ex from years ago. The National Enquirer extrapolate so much shit
Nice picture of Jodie and Alex in the current people magazine.
They were photographed having dinner at some function.