I had penis surgery and the results are not what I wanted.
I wanted an average 5 to 7 inch penis and instead I have this unwieldily 9 incher to deal with for the rest of my life. The doctor said it would be much smaller after the swelling dissipated, but it's been a year and I can't wear my short shorts without looking like I'm stealing tubing at Home Depot. Doc says he believes my penis has remained enlarged is because I played with it too soon following surgery. I'm not buying that, he could have used hand retrains on me following surgery and didn't. Besides, I only pet the thing once or twice to be sure it was alive and well during recovery.
Do you think I have a lawsuit to pursue?
Listen you ruthless sweeties, this isn't the Olympics, it's a tale of tragedy from one of your very own.
I am not an exhibitionist, I will now debase myself and get the doctor I wish to sue more business.
What size was your schlong before the surgery?
r6, it was a little less than 5" closer to 3.5". I will say this surgeon worked miracles with what he had to work with, sort of a "feeding the masses with 3.5 fish.
OP should have won the Nobel Prize in Literature.
fucking lesbians. it was a clit, not a penis. why do you do this shit?
Can I have your Doc's number?
Is this an example of some of that "humblebragging?"
So far you have failed to prove harm.
How utterly inconvenient to be burdened with such an unwieldy anchor.
Oh Chastity! You now look just like Jesse James!
Tell you what, OP, have a mastectomy, then you'll look less freakish. And start blacking up.
I hate when I go for brain surgery and come out with a big penis.
Epic fail, you dumb ass fucking bitch.
Apparently, for you to go from 3.5 to 9 and considering your post, the doctor used brain matter for that extra 5.5 inches you have. You definitely have a law suit call Keller and Keller.
R3 I believe the correct response is, "this thread is useless without pics".
I hate it when I split my sides laughing at my own thread
I think you may have cause for action against the school system that produced you, and possibly against your parents.
Won't somebody help me? My penis is too biiiiig 😡
You got what you deserved, OP! .. So now you're a miserable son of a bitch, right? .. Nobody cares. Move on...
"What do you do when your real life exceeds your dreams?"
"Keep it to your self."
I am concerned you might be experiencing back pains as a result.
I had the same procedure and am now cursed with a 14 incher. I feel so ashamed but many of my dear kind generous friends are consoling me.
They just won't stop.
If this is true I'll be Ecstatically Seeking Treatment.
Since when do twelve year old boys have 18 dollars to start threads like these?
Geez Op, you didn't even try
Once again, don't be vulgar OP.
Yet another frau thread.
OP, come visit!
Well, you won't have to buy that towel bar for the bathroom after all.