I remember blowing on my dick in a failed attempt to understand what a blow job was.
Jeez, but I was dumb about all that stuff when I was 10-14.
I thought I'd never be able to blow myself.....
In the movie "Vacation" they refer to masturbation as bopping the bologna. I was young and interpreted this to mean just kind of hitting/bouncing it back and forth (bopping.) I quickly got bored.
It was agony, wanting so bad to do it but having no idea what to do.
Same here. Used a straw to blow air into my urethra since, unfortunately, I couldn't reach. Didn't understand why it wasn't fun.
I thought the sperm would come out where the pubic hair had recently grown in.
I thought "oral sex" meant talking dirty.
Is anyone else disgusted by the more technically correct term of "suck job?" I cannot stand it!
I friend and I did that when I was 13 or 14. Luckily we figured out jerking each other off, and were both hooked until he got a girlfriend a few years later.
I remember thinking 69 was the number of thrusts it took to "have sex". I was about 10 and trying to look like I understood older kids' dirty jokes.
I didn't have misconceptions, being an avid masturbator from 11 on and rather sure in a vague way what a guy did with a girl. When I was told at 9 by Suzanne Mehee that "Fuck means your daddy lies on top of your mommy" I knew instinctively she was naively leaving something out.
The idea of boy/girl sex didn't appeal to me, although I was fascinated by women's breasts in an erotic way. But I felt tender and excited and turned on around certain boys, which I didn't feel around girls. I didn't think anything about it then. I have a twin sister, and all girls seemed like sisters to me.
BUT THEN, at 14, my friend Steven told me he had heard "the dirtiest thing in the world, so dirty you can't imagine it." He said, "Fucking. Asshole. FUCKING ASSHOLE! Can you believe it??? FUUUUCCCCCKIIINNNGGGG AAAASSSSSSHHHOOOLLLEEE!!"
I was shocked. But since I had been playing with my ass and inserting things for at least two years by then, I thought, "Wow. NOW it all makes sense."
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
Yes, we know we suck.
Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
If you want you can go explore and see for yourself, Click here.
And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
Possibly we've not slain all the dragons and there will be issues that come up during the switchover. There's a help button in the lower right hand corner of the page which you can use to send us bug reports.
Please include as much information about the hardware (PC, Mac, Tablet, Phone etc), operating system (Windows, Mac OS, Android, iOS etc) and browser (Chrome, Safari, Opera, Internet Explorer etc) that you are using as possible to help us replicate and fix the problem.
Please note that complaints about colors, fonts, icons and the like are not "bugs" - they are design choices that we've made and we expect one or two cases of world-class bitching. But they won't actually cause headaches, scurvy, heart attacks, Restless Leg Syndrome, Morgellon's Disease or the vapors (but have your smelling salts at hand just in case).
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