Does this product really work? Does it have a heavy floral scent?
the commercials are good.
Method bathroom cleaner has the best poop-odor-neutralizing scent.
Flowery poop smell is the worst. Well, almost worst...
This product claims to eliminate the poop smell and leave nothing but a lovely aroma, in contrast to sprays that do nothing but add a synthetic flowery smell to the poop stink.
The commercial with the proper English girl in pearls and party dress is truly entertaining.
Does the product work? Well, a lot of people have bought it and seem to like it. I may try it. I wonder who invented it? If I do try it I'll come back to Datalounge and tell you all what I think of it.
Is this the stuff you spray into the pot before you squat? If so, it works marvelously.
Paul Mitchell aerosol hairspray works best. That or a match.
I have a jerk friend who puts a squirt of cooking oil into the toilet water to float on top before he dumps. He says that keeps the gasses from emerging from the water. True story.
The jerk may be right, the product I'm familiar with was essentially lemon oil and vanilla extract.
[quote]I have a jerk friend who puts a squirt of cooking oil into the toilet water to float on top before he dumps. He says that keeps the gasses from emerging from the water. True story.
The shit has got a certain . . . Wessonality!
R8 do you mean something like Pam?
OP, yes, it works. And the scent of its original product is not off-putting, heavily floral, or obviously masking.
A friend gave it to me as a joke. Well, no joke, it works.
Best product EVER for providing a sense of discretion in a situation that - when other people are around - bothers many of us.
And I gave a 2-ounce bottle (It lasts forever, because you only use a little each time.) to a cousin with a chronic digestive issue that has kept her avoiding social situations or visiting people for years. In other words, a combination of IBS and enteritis that left her suddenly and often running to the toilet wherever she was, with the most appalling results. She called and told me it was a godsend and she feels more comfortable now than she has for years. Because no one like to leave a stink behind at a friend's house.
[quote]Because no one like to leave a stink behind at a friend's house.
Speak for yourself!
Is this product available in stores? Amazon has it, but can you imagine the spam that would result from its purchase?
"Customers who have shown an interest in smelly poop might like to know about ..."
I wonder if it leaves a greasy residue on the toilet bowl with feces molecules clinging to it.
R13, sorry, Cheryl. Of course.
It's available in retail stores, R14. And I did order from Amazon and have not experienced any spam.
R15, no, oddly, it doesn't. Not that I have used my electron microscope on my porcelain - the thing is too big to move - but there is no apparent effect from using it. The flush washes things away and there's no film.
I'm not a shill - I just was amazed that this is a good product. There also are knock-offs showing up.
Thanks for the update, R16.
Yes, thanks, R16. Appreciate the info,
Is it liquid chlorophyll (chlorophyllin)? That stuff takes away poop smell, armpit smell, other smells. It's bizarre taking a shit that has almost no smell. They used to/still do give it to colostomy patients to keep their poop bag from stinking.
I love the smell of poop. I'm not into scat but I love the aroma.
They will discover that this stuff destroys the ozone layer and causes global warming. Just you watch.
Light a match?
Dey eat de poo-poo!
"Because no one like to leave a stink behind at a friend's house."
==> I know what you mean.
A day late and a buck short, R25.
Admirable try, however. +1 for you.
I was just on the phone the other day telling my parole officer that the Wesson oil really works!
You can get it from Amazon, and the product has its own website.
Rubbing alcohol in a spray bottle. A couple of mists after you've pebble dashed the toilet bowl will eliminate all odours.
This product restricts the poop's freedom of expression
I can only poop at home (except for the occasional emergency), but some of the other teachers at my school, most notably the older ones, are on a regular schedule inbetween classes when the rest of us go to tinkle. A teacher put this product in each teacher bathroom and it has been wonderful. No more gagging and holding your breath while peeing as fast as you can. They used to use those flowery sprays, but the only thing that smells worse than poop is poop and flowers.
Eau de BM, from Prince Matchabelli
And I thought [italic]I[/italic] had problems...
I honestly can't recommend this product AT ALL.
Miley and Britney will be around for the long run. They have looks, brains and the talent to keep it real for a long time. They will be like Madonna was... a 25+ year career. Madonna has faded now and Britney and Miley are the new saviors of pop music. They are innovative, fresh, unique and will carry pop music for the next 25 years. I get chills when I realize that I am a part of this rich musical history.
What the FUCK is R38 talking about? This thread is about poop, not cunts.
R23 -- isn't that what Debbie Reynolds insisted folks do on "Will & Grace"?
I don't understand how these folks who REFUSE to use airplane bathrooms manage?