Joan or Olivia? ("Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte" fans only.)
Jethro or Jethrine?
Cagney or Lacey?
Patti or Bernadette?
Sinatra or Allen?
Marilyn or Doris?
Pat Garrett or Billy the Kid?
Greg or Peter?
Mike or Robbie?
David or Ricky?
Ponch or Jon?
Jeff Stryker or Rex Chandler?
Ricky, for sure.
Joan or Bette?
The answer is obvious.
"Simon & Simon"
M or G
Ginger and Mary Ann ARE the gay version, duh!
R31, there was no contest. Poor, dear Olivia needed the work.
Mason Reese or that kid who played Cousin Oliver?
Don Johnson or Philip Michael Thomas?
Robby Benson or Robby the Robot?
Murray Slaughter or Captain Stubing?
Bub or Uncle Charley?
Bon Scott or Brian Johnson?
Larry Tate or Dr. Bellows?
Dick York or Dick Sargent?
Uncle Arthur or Dr. Bombay?
Siegfried, or Roy?
Mary Ann or Ginger? I'd have to say either the Professor, that cute blond surfer, The Mosquitoes, or Kurt Russell when he was on the island.
Reed or Malloy? They'd have made a hot ADAM-12 sandwich for this horny boy.
Gage or Desoto? Gage AND Desoto, plus the rest of those cute guys in the firehouse (especially that cute Mexican one). Also Dr. Brackett at Rampart, he could have taken my temperature anytime.
Ponch or Jon? I'd go with Jon, he's still cute. Ponch didn't age too well. He got fat and farts a lot.
George or Weezie?
Tod or Buzz?
Colonel Blake or Colonel Potter?
Bo or Luke Duke?
The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
Jensen or Jared?
Cock, mouth or ass?
"...what would be the gay equivalent?"
Proper missionary with measured cooing versus a pretty, pre-lubed, pilled and boozed movie-ready hole.
Some people really don't get the Mary Ann vs. Ginger question, do they? They're opposites. That's the point. James and Dave Franco (just to point out one popular suggestion) are the practically the same person! More apt would be the Skipper or Gilligan.
Mrs Peel or Tara King.
Jason, Joshua or Jeremy?
Chris Pine or Benedict Cumberbatch?
Boxers or briefs or boxer-briefs or thongs?
Rachel Maddow or Suze Orman
Ellen or Rosie
Sandra Berhard or Kathy Griffin
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
Yes, we know we suck.
Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
If you want you can go explore and see for yourself, Click here.
And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
Possibly we've not slain all the dragons and there will be issues that come up during the switchover. There's a help button in the lower right hand corner of the page which you can use to send us bug reports.
Please include as much information about the hardware (PC, Mac, Tablet, Phone etc), operating system (Windows, Mac OS, Android, iOS etc) and browser (Chrome, Safari, Opera, Internet Explorer etc) that you are using as possible to help us replicate and fix the problem.
Please note that complaints about colors, fonts, icons and the like are not "bugs" - they are design choices that we've made and we expect one or two cases of world-class bitching. But they won't actually cause headaches, scurvy, heart attacks, Restless Leg Syndrome, Morgellon's Disease or the vapors (but have your smelling salts at hand just in case).
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