Joan or Olivia? ("Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte" fans only.)
Jethro or Jethrine?
Cagney or Lacey?
Patti or Bernadette?
Sinatra or Allen?
Marilyn or Doris?
Pat Garrett or Billy the Kid?
Greg or Peter?
Mike or Robbie?
David or Ricky?
Ponch or Jon?
Jeff Stryker or Rex Chandler?
Ricky, for sure.
Joan or Bette?
The answer is obvious.
"Simon & Simon"
M or G
Ginger and Mary Ann ARE the gay version, duh!
R31, there was no contest. Poor, dear Olivia needed the work.
Mason Reese or that kid who played Cousin Oliver?
Don Johnson or Philip Michael Thomas?
Robby Benson or Robby the Robot?
Murray Slaughter or Captain Stubing?
Bub or Uncle Charley?
Bon Scott or Brian Johnson?
Larry Tate or Dr. Bellows?
Dick York or Dick Sargent?
Uncle Arthur or Dr. Bombay?
Siegfried, or Roy?
Mary Ann or Ginger? I'd have to say either the Professor, that cute blond surfer, The Mosquitoes, or Kurt Russell when he was on the island.
Reed or Malloy? They'd have made a hot ADAM-12 sandwich for this horny boy.
Gage or Desoto? Gage AND Desoto, plus the rest of those cute guys in the firehouse (especially that cute Mexican one). Also Dr. Brackett at Rampart, he could have taken my temperature anytime.
Ponch or Jon? I'd go with Jon, he's still cute. Ponch didn't age too well. He got fat and farts a lot.
George or Weezie?
Tod or Buzz?
Colonel Blake or Colonel Potter?
Bo or Luke Duke?
The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
Jensen or Jared?
Cock, mouth or ass?
"...what would be the gay equivalent?"
Proper missionary with measured cooing versus a pretty, pre-lubed, pilled and boozed movie-ready hole.
Some people really don't get the Mary Ann vs. Ginger question, do they? They're opposites. That's the point. James and Dave Franco (just to point out one popular suggestion) are the practically the same person! More apt would be the Skipper or Gilligan.
Mrs Peel or Tara King.
Jason, Joshua or Jeremy?
Chris Pine or Benedict Cumberbatch?
Boxers or briefs or boxer-briefs or thongs?
Rachel Maddow or Suze Orman
Ellen or Rosie
Sandra Berhard or Kathy Griffin