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Today is Matt Damon's Birthday!
What do you want to get him for his birthday and/or what wishes do you have for him?
- a turd.
- A new wife.
- A little rainbow flag to put on his refrigerator.
- My tongue, his ass.
- A mole.
- I feel a birthday song coming on!
- 9 inches
- Today is my birthday as well!
- Happy birthday, R8. You've always been my favorite reply. Much better than that nasty R1.
9 inches for you too.
- Mine, too, R8. Happy Birthday to You!!!
- Happy birthday, Ciaran.
- Is this the official October 8th birthday thread? If so, happy birthday Ciaran, R8 and Matt Damon.
- I used to like him but I don't now.
- Why not, R14?
- He's an Obama hater, so screw him.
- I want to get him a diet.
- Some sweet stuff.
- A double-headed dildo and an hour in a room with Anthony Recker
- Why Anthony Recker and why a double-headed dildo? What would ensue in said hotel room?
- I would be filming them as they crouched ass-to-ass and dildo-fucked each other's big fat butts, r20.
- There are prettier maid/wives out there.
- Today is not my birthday but I would still like the 9 inches. Is there a form I need to fill out? A copay, maybe?
- Some balls.
- "Some balls."
Either his rabbit wife or Ben have them.
- Today is also Matt Bomer's birthday.
- r26, Now there's a birthday cake I could bake, you know what I'm saying
- R27, are you Eli Manning?
- Ah, durka durka.
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