I saw Henry's butt up close on our date when I asked him to bend over and pick up the Diet Coke on the bottom shelf at the grocery store.
I saw Henry's butt up close when it was riding my face.
Too long, too flat, too old.
But the real problem is the lack of good tailoring. The pulled-crease line and the too-tight-around-the-glutes look detracts from what is, after all, a perfectly decent ass for a homosexual of a certain age.
It reminded me of The Blob in that I was imagining that ass going through the railing, getting larger and attacking the crew.
Yes, of course, because here on DL, 30 is the new 60.
Great ass, but a beautiful suit - though I agree that it needs better tailoring. The material/color are very nice.
Please, any 60 year old would be thrilled to have 1/100th of Henry's looks.
[quote]Henry Cavill's Ass
But for how long will it last? If he quits working out...
[quote]Please, any 60 year old would be thrilled to have 1/100th of Henry's looks.
OMG, that was so not the point.
It that rod were Matt Hughes, he'd be reaching Henry's belly button from the inside right about now.
Sorry guys. Not intentional at all.
On the bright side, now you know what get when you cross a butt like Henry's with a sixpack. ;-)
Do you think Henry farted much in those tight slacks? How would the inner seat of his slacks smell after he farted them up?
Lord, it's back.
Hmmm, he seems to like pressing a long rod between his bulbous cheeks!
Imagine eating his farts!
R7 = Broken-hearted Jake G.
An aging homosexual must choose between their ass or their cheekbones.
[quote]But for how long will it last? If he quits working out...
I imagine it would last as long as most people who quit working out.
Since his job entails looking good, rather than splitting the atom, he knows he has to keep it up. Who wouldn't considering how much $$$ he's going to make? I'd say that's more than enough incentive.
Those pics of Henry's bubbling butt are from the 'Man from U.N.C.L.E.', and I'm guessing that just like in this thread, the threads in that suit are crying "UNCLE!".
Like two, mouth-watering hams struggling to come out of the packaging.
This film will be worth watching for his ass alone.
[quote]This film will be worth watching for his ass alone.
Guy Ritchie better zoom in on those glutes!
You can set a drink on that thing.
The man is blessed with every physical accoutrement you could ask for in terms of appearance. Lucky bastard.
Can the webmaster get rid of the post @ R19? I don't want to see that thing when I open this thread.
right R40? its not fair at all to the rest of us.
You don't like seeing a human catcher's mitt, R41?
Hi R46. IMO, Henry Cavill's huge ass is very different to Anthony Recker's huge ass. Henry has a much longer ass - the size of his cheeks and the overall structure of his ass have as much to do with the length of this area of his body than the width or roundness. Henry's ass isn't just long, it is also very wide and it's certainly much rounder than the average male ass.
Yet its roundness is not in the league of Anthony Recker's ass, which is not only enormous but actually globed in shape, almost spherical in its astonishing roundness, like two huge basketballs. This extreme roundness gives Recker's ass a much more jutting, shelf-like, "curvaceous" appearance, which we typically associate with women much more than men.
So in conclusion, I would argue that, while Henry Cavill does have a huge buttocks, he does not have a womanly one. Henry Cavill has a huge manly buttocks, whereas Anthony Recker has a huge and distinctly womanly buttocks. Hope this helps!
I love guys with womanly butts, R45/R47.
R47, why do you refer to "buttocks" in the singular?
Boy, he appears to be enjoying that bar up against his crack.
I would so love to bury my face in his magnificent ass.