Trader Joe's at Bway and 72nd Thurssay around 1:00. His name is Ian and I am in love. A young, young, young man with a sweet, sensitive face.
Quite thin. A little facial hair. Before I had a chance to chat him up, HE started to chat ME up. (I'm sure all his customers get this this treatment.) Since I had a fair number of groceries, I was able to ascertain that he's a college graduate, his mother makes homemade spanakopita and that he lives at 110th and Madison with his dog and, alas his girlfriend. He warm and guileless, like the boy next door in an earlier time.
Here's my question. If I were the kind of guy who did that sort of thing, do you think he'd let me suck his no-doubt-beautiful dick for a couple of hundred bucks? What if I wanted to rim him, too? He must need the money; Trader Joe's can't pay that well.
Please advise, in case I inherit some dough before the next time I go shopping.
This will end in tears.
He's barely half your size and yet he will crush you. I say go for it and then wear a disguise in TJ's if he says no.
Dude, I am so going to bust you. I'm gonna post s photo of this guy for DL to dissect. I'm in TJs twice per week, Classic!
That reminds me. There are a couple of hotties at the Columbus/97th St. that I have my eye on.
Why use his name OP? He didn't ask for this attention?
That reminds me: I saw an attractive man a while ago too. I wonder whether I could have paid him for sex. It was on Madison in the low eighties.
Well, this is the dreamiest romantic thread I've seen in years.
In fact it's a bodice ripper.
Let us know the most intimate details of you assignation!
You are disgusting for giving so much information on the kid. You are a sick fuck. He probably feels bad for your sorry ass.
I second r5.
I posted his name in case any other DL-ers wanted to check him out. He's, as I said, a very affable fellow.
yeah I think this thread should disappear. Bad enough OP is a desperado stalkerella. Much worse to give out enough detail that anyone could track him down.
I want to know how one can chat up a grocery clerk. Because I have one I want to ask too.
How do you go from Hello stranger to can I suck your cock, in 2 minutes, all the while straight people are line behind you? Should one have a business type card made up with phone number and sly saying on it so one can slip it discreetly to grocery clerk while you are making payment (for the grocery I mean)?
This will end up with OP behind bars...
I have someone like that at my local Whole Foods. He works in the seafood department. He shucks my oysters and then I go eat them. Wish he were my oyster.
Webmaster, please delete this thread.
This forum is better than the OP. He has no moral compass, and is obviously an impulsive fool who forgot to take his ADD Meds.
P.S. Imagine if the clerk was your son or partner, no one should be subjected to Internet rape!
I suppose one could just call TJ's and ask to speak to Ian to inform him that he's being...discussed.
OP, see what you've done. It will get even sillier and "dastardly". That guy does not deserve what you've created.
By the way the OP emphasized how young young young the clerk is, I wouldn't be surprised if he is also the old hissing gay...
Chill out people! There is no "Ian" at said Trader Joe's. This is Every Stalker's Tale, disturbingly lurid as it may be.
OP, buy a dildo and some Ambien, have a nice dream!
R15 "Internet Rape"? Now you're just making shit up.
I understand, OP. I remember the first time I saw my boyfriend George Glass.
[quote]I posted his name in case any other DL-ers wanted to check him out. He's, as I said, a very affable fellow.
You're truly pathetic. He's not an exhibit. You, on the other hand, are a prize specimen.
[R24] ok, so I got a little overly dramatic ( 2 glasses of red), but no need to get all Henry Higgins on me
Roger Octopus is ALL over this thread.
Oh shut up you twerp, you have no brains or wit,and I'm not Roger Oct.
And I love using commas and dot dot dots, that's my writing m.o.
Look for it...
Dot dot dots? How quaint.
It's an ellipsis, r29.
East Harlem is getting whiter and gayer by the minute.
And this is exactly why I don't talk to strangers.
Can't you take some $2 bottles of wine and shitty chips to a bathhouse and reenact this boring scenario with some meth queen who will finish what you start?
Not at 110 and Mad, R32, that's Belgium Congo country.
Mothers who make spanakopita don't name their son "Ian."
R36, they do if it's short for Ianpopacockoulos
Try A well-timed "Yum!", OP--I hear it works wonders.
Wear your sexiest caftan.
Aren't ellipsis parentheseis? I'm too lazy to look it up?
I know this grocery clerk, unprepossessing...
Oh, bless your heart, R29/40.
Sure, r14. I know your type. A quick shuck and off you go and never call him again.
[quote]...no one should be subjected to Internet rape!
Oh good God, go play on Tumblr.
Honestly, OP's story sounds like the intro scene of a Law & Order SVU episode. In the next scene, Ian is hog-tied in a bathtub, naked and with eyes glazed like a goldfish swimming upside down.
This is absolutely disgusting! OP you make me sick! What happened to the days when you could blow a straight boy for free?
Why hasn't this thread been deleted Webmaster?
Oh, come on... Who hasn't ogled the cute new boy at TJ's?
Ok i sobered up enough to look up ellipsis, you were right (bow with a flourish). You are a learned fellow.
Vous etes tres gentil...
Don't tell me what to do...a census taker once told me what to do...
Well, hell .. has anybody checked yet? We don't have this sort of intrigue out here in the flats with our one Safeway.
Who are all hysterical ninnies ruining OP's silly post? Even if there *were* an Ian at Trader Joe's, what harm would come to him for being the subject of an unpopular thread on an obscure forum?
And r51 - are you posting from 1992?
But oh boy, oh boy can this boy foxtrot.
Internet rape! How do we suggest this to the Michfest hogs as a workshop topic for next year?
Has no one considered that this was written by Ian himself who wants to make money getting his dick sucked, but not pay rentboy for an ad?
"Dot...Dot, what a girl I got."
Yes, that would be brilliant, R57. He needs a code word or phrase, though. How about these:
--Does this store carry Red Dragon cheese?
--Are frozen turkey meatballs on sale?
--Which aisle for Duke's mayonnaise?
--Is all the chicken free range or is some of it "cage meat"?
Oops, meant to say R56 (not R57)
Seriously OP? I would be so creeped out if I were him and knew about this thread!
Go get a life OP before you get a restraining order
Is Roger Octopus the same as Roger Octopus Network?
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