Governors Call State of a Emergency Over Tropical Storm Karen
And the government is shut down. Miss Jindal is included in this.
Maybe Miss Jindal can perform an exorcism on Karen.
It will give Bobby a chance to show his presidential timber. At least he won't be fucking the nutria during the storm.
[quote]And the government is shut down.
Only the Federal Government.
God forbid the states should have to take care of themselves!
We'd be better off if Houston were wiped from the map.
Maybe, but it being oil refining alley makes it a horror show environmental disaster waiting to happen.
"Fucking the nutria," R2?
Oh, no. Not another "K" storm.
You're absolutely right, r3! Let's see Louisianans pull together to ride out this situation without the jackbooted thugs of the federal government.
And the world would be better off if you killed yourself, you sorry pile of shit, R4. Fuck yourself to death with a cleaver.
I won't miss Houstonians for reasons R9 perfectly illustrates.
All the Gulf states have Republican governors who HATE Obamacare.
Will this affect AHS: Coven?
I assume FEMA would be deemed essential and is not part of the shutdown.
Karen has promised to take special care to not destroy the coastal Beaverhousen.
[quote]Will this affect AHS: Coven?
Yes. Gabourey Sidibe will need to be deployed in order to carry evacuees in low-lying areas to safe passage. That's guaranteed to cause a HUGE continuity issues for the writers.
R14 Even if FEMA is closed, they'd probably do a better job today than in 2005.
Yes, R11, it's so much more preferable to wish the death of an entire city.
r14, sure, FEMA workers will be called in--without pay, of course.
R19 Oh, dear.
Yup, that's right, Bobby likes to fuck nutria
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