He is such a hot slut. I'd load his ass while Posh watches.
For Britain he's hot.
I think David is sexy as hell, the black guys, no way!
Some much hotter football players out there -- Cesc Fabregas, Ronaldo.
One of the most overrated person ever. Never understood his appeal.
When will this guy go away already? He's now a middle aged man, nobody cares about him. He isn't "hot" or "edgy" or "cool" anymore.
He just seems pathetic and as someone else said, well past his sell-by date.
He's nasty and ONLY 37. I don't consider 37 old. He looks at least a NYC upper class 50 or an LA 52.
WAKE UP-TATTOOS ARE GROSS
This is one HOT man. I crossed paths with him in Covent Garden some years back and I still find him as hot today as I did then.
I don't like tattoos either. He looks trashy and also seems quite dim.
What do they use to cover his cock?
The old "crustless white bread" trick they use in underwear shots in catalogs?
I don't find him hot, he is merely cute to me. He is rather feminine and the bod needs some work. The tats are horrid.
When he speaks, he seems very, eh, 'simple'.
And yes, he looks perpetually nasty and in need of a bath.
"What do they use to cover his cock?"
Judging by that fourth photo, it appears they've tucked his Toad in the Hole and clearly his Bangers are Mashed.
He only appeals to thirsty gay dudes (not most gay dudes) who are into trashiness and less-than-fit physiques.
What R2 said.
First the ink. He destroyed his body. What is the issue with his feet? What is going on there?
He is an exceptionally handsome man, that now has transformed his body into a 55 year old man that sits in the driveway in his lawn chair smokes while listening to the radio.
Rat face and Mickey Mouse voice.
Too many tattoos.
Exceptionally handsome? Perhaps in Britain, but elsewhere....
R32 yes. Totally agree.
Never thought he was attractive. Out of all the hot athletes out there, why would he gain game for looks? One NFL team has 20
Dudes hotter than him.
He's what every chav male aspires (yet fails) to be!
Those ass links were fugly at best. DL has the worst taste in men.
I'm surprised he's got a small ass--usually soccer players have big asses.
I agree, though, he's hotter than the black guys with the big asses at the links.
He's a little, let's say it: long in the tooth, to be behaving this way. It's as pathetic as watching Madge trying to act sexy at her age. At some point, it becomes creepy. It was creepy when Marlene Deitrich was trying to be sexy at 50 and 60, and it still is. It's not that you aren't sexy at those ages, but you should be a little more discreet and, yes, smarter about how you want to portray yourself by middle-age.
Meh...the tattoos are hideous.
I am watching the SF v. Houston game tonight. Instantly, it strikes me that in American sports, a dude who looks like David Beckham would be considered unremarkable, with his lack of muscle mass and sort of homely appearance. American athletes make him look like a little girl.
He used to be really hot.
He now is so very not.
He's only 37? Jesus. I thought at least mid 40s. They should have gotten Michael Ballack to pose in underwear.
I agree with R43, underwear modeling should be left to 18-24 year old's whose bodies look their best at that age. If you think of male models in their 30s, I think only David Gandy (who is close to if not Beckham's age) could still convincingly pull off an underwear campaign today. But he is also a professional model who works hard to maintain that body.
I can't help thinking that this campaign is more about ego (specifically Posh's ego) then financial need (Beckham can't possibly need the money as one of the highest paid soccer stars in history, in addition to the bevy of other endorsement deals he has gotten over the years). A big part of me thinks Posh is the impetus behind this campaign trying desperately to keep her and her husband's name relevant. In the same way that Sharron Osborne is constantly trying to pimp her spawn to the masses long after their MTV show ended. Beckham is now a retired athlete.
Also the few times I have been in H&M I have never seen anyone buying his underwear brand.
Beckham is one of the most sought-after men in the world and enormously popular as a gay icon, but trust you bitches to tear him apart.
What? He's only 38? And here I thought Victoria had daddy issues for the past 15 years...
I used to find him incredibly hot, but something has happened to his looks. Maybe he'll grow into a hot older man in a few more years. Whatever age, though, the tats are just trashy.
Given his ink addiction, constant ad campaigns and Posh's whipping, I imagine that fear of ageing will lead to surgical 'improvements.'
Cruise would doubtless recommend some top names. Beckham has admitted to perfectionism and OCD, so it might not end well. Maybe a good friend will refer him to a sequence of Mickey Rourke photos.
So hot. Yeah I like em older slightly and trashy.
r12 - Looks like he's wearing nylon booties or something.
Sure he's a chav and doesn't look as good in his panties as he used to, but I find him quite likeable. He just seems fairly dim & friendly. And he was gay positive before it was more or less expected of public figures.
Horrible tattoos, no thanks!
Yeah, a lot of people don't like his tatts, but even without them, his body is lackluster at best. Compare his body to other famous athletes and you see what I mean. And does he even go to the gym anymore?
They have lower standards of hotness in the UK.
R59 and apparently on DL
My daddy's bloody HOT, you poncy old queens.
This is a hot soccer player bod. He looks like he actually works out.
[quote]What is the issue with his feet? What is going on there?
He's wearing rubber shoes designed to look like feet. They protect his feet from cold or scrapes as he does these stunts. Unfortunately, there are so many foot fetishists drawn to him that this is repulsive and very noticeable.
HORRIBLE body. He's OVA. Ronaldo is going to overtake him as the soccer underwear king.
Does he even lift weights?
He's never been one to get my dick hard, but he seems like a very nice person.
Yeah, he seems like a nice dude.
David gandy is the best looking guys beckham's age. I love his curves!
I see the acyclovir is working. Now just get Janet Jackson some.
If you are gonna model underwear, make sure your bod is tight. Hit the gym, get a trainer, get some creatine/protein.
God, even his feet look gay.
It is not 1961. The standard for being a male underwear model is high. If you don't regularly work out, keep your clothes on.
He does look middle aged and flabby. His appeal in the past was a more classic look but he ruined that with all of the ink. He was slender but he had nice angular definition. He just doesn't have the overall looks to pull off the ink and still look hot.
His bod is tight
What would drive a guy, especially a handsome one, to have that many tattoos? What does he have to gain? I wonder if he's going to start on his neck now.