Joseph Gordon-Levitt announces he has a girlfriend

In our terrorist age, it would be a pity if she died in a plane crash.

And I have a bridge for sale... a beautiful bridge.

It's nice to have an imaginary girlfriend.

Cool for them!

Is she a good witch or a bad witch?

I have Taken a Luvvah!

Is she a male girlfriend or a female girlfriend?

Yeah, I have a girlfriend too...

He's straight. You people are delusional.

When guys say that they are either 1) celibate/virgins; 2) gay or 3) they have sex exclusively with call girls.

You guys here say that everyone is gay. *rolls eyes*

How silly, OP; she more than likely lives in Canada.

I remember watching him go through puberty on 3rd Rock From The Sun. He was so cute and loveable in a pederist's way.

Good for you, R9. My work here is done.

Does she have a cock?

R2 In Brooklyn? Do you have a beautiful bridge in Brooklyn for sale?

I never thought JGL was gay anyway.

JGL had that saucy photo shoot with Claudia Schiffer a while back, so he cannot be homosexed.

Whose face is crimson now??

Joseph is "difficult." Like many short men, he is a possessive control freak, and because he is an actor, he is also very self-involved. Because of his shortcomings, he is very insecure about his girlfriends.

They usually live in other cities, far, far away, or they often live in other countries, or on other continents. He has Skype Sex with them, and now and then he surprises them with mail order gifts. He also has the handicap of too much flatulence.

He has very poor taste in clothes.

You wouldn't know her, she lives in Canada.

So many of our more famous leading men types have these girlfriends. They are a rare, special breed of women as only a certain kind of man can have.

Nice R22. SMH

Is she cut or uncut?

He's busy stealing land in Palestine.

R18 Is Laurel a code name for Cheryl? Or the massive amount of homosex denying hausfraus that populate the soap opera threads?

I think he's hot, very hot.

Is he a top or bottom?

[quote]Is she a male girlfriend or a female girlfriend?

Or is she an Asian girlfriend?

With girlfriends, perhaps he should seek advice from none other than Tammy Cruise.

When you have to announce you have a girlfriend....

Gordon Levitt is into chicks...with a dick then? Someone claimed he liked cock so the phony breasts and feminine looks don't bother him as long as he/she/it has a dick.

What do you mean he has a girl friend??? He recently refused to answer the question, when he was asked if he were gay. He said, "If I deny it or confirm it, then "they" win. So, I'm not going to discuss my sexual orientation."

I love this. He announces his has a GF but won't name her and says she lives on another continent.

It reminds me of those sad teenagers who can't get a GF and say she a model and lives in another city.

Why announce you have a GF if you don't want anyone to know about her? Is it to make himself sound interesting? or is it some elaborate bearding project?

meh...

Isn't announcing a girlfriend "letting them win"?

Oops. I thought the subject said "Joseph Gordon-Levitt announces he is a girlfriend"

[quote]What do you mean he has a girl friend??? He recently refused to answer the question, when he was asked if he were gay. He said, "If I deny it or confirm it, then "they" win. So, I'm not going to discuss my sexual orientation."

That's what he said at first, but then two weeks later when he was on Howard Stern he wanted to sound manly and straight when HS started talking to him about women. He sounded nervous and caught off guard (wonder why?) and went into this ridiculous nonsense.

Cory Booker has a girlfriend, too. He lives in New Jersey and she's a lawyer in Hollywood. When they do meet he gives her beard a trim.

Maybe he has the AIDS?

Bullshit

Exactly my point, R35.

I was being facetious.

Just watched Don Jon. He was hot in that. Still undecided gay or nay.

The only woman I've heard of him dating was Devon Aoki. I honestly have never heard him paired with anyone besides her. And that Michael Pitt rumour.

Didn't he go out with Evan Rachel Wood years ago? What, was he experimenting with girls back then?

I fapped to the scene in which he was gay-raped in Mysterious Skin.

Didn't he date this girl who was a dancer or choreographer or something? This has to have been within the past 5 years or so. I forget what her name was but I remember people discussing it on ONTD after I thought they broke up. It should be google-able.

Look, these Publicists have gotten so arrogant they don't even feel like they have to do a public fake out anymore. They simply announce someone is "dating." That's it. The public does the rest.

Of course, there are those who like to at least keep up a pretense. They're the ones who are seen in very "candid" shots dining at a restaurant, or walking down the street.

Let's not forget the fake tweets and other manipulations of social media. Joe and all the rest of them, don't even have to make the effort bearding used to require.

What kind of guys does he like? Is he a top or bottom?

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Her name is Alberta; she comes from Vancouver!

Sad. I didn't think he'd go down the bearding route. Oh, well.

Great. Freak-Face has a girlfriend.

That picture has a hostage situation feel to it. The way he has his hand on her looks odd, but maybe it's me. There's a picture of him at a party/premiere with his arm around Tom Hardy that looks more convincing than this. I'm probably wrong but I'm convinced something happened there.

It's amazing that decent actors can be so bad at something they do as part of their jobs; unless there are just some body language things that are hard to fake but that contact looks really awkward. I feel like my post reads like it should be on one of those livejournals or tumblr blogs where fangirls pretend to be body language experts and give in depth analysis of celebrity photos.

Did Zooey ever blow him? Or is she a closet fag hag?

She lives in Canada.

They're both ugly.

I guess Michael Pitt quit stalking him.

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Wait, is this a Bryan Singer thing too?

R49 Stars: They go grocery shopping -- just like us!

The Bryan Singer Syndrome..... that's what this new rash of bearding should be called. Not only can we say that "dating in Europe " is code for bearding now we can add "dating in Canada" to that list.

She's an attractive girl. In that picture from JustJared, they look like they are in two different pictures though.She looks like she is hamming it for the camera and he is looking a some hot piece of sizemeat.

He's straight

He's bisexual, there's plenty of proof from various sources that he dates guys too.

Hasn't JGL said that he felt 'exploited' by people in the industry when he was a teenager, and that's why he left to go to university and never intended to come back? Thinking of the Bryan Singer case, it makes you wonder exactly what he meant there.

R53 I personally believe JGL is probably bisexual, at least, but your reading of photo body language is ludicrous.

You've been comparing staged photos too long with the real thing. Yes, if it's actually staged, you could call "bad acting". If they were ambushed, they have a reason to tense up. Most people who like being photographed -- or do it for a living -- are going to be better at it when they're ready to do their thing.

No wonder the posed photo with Hardy looks more comfortable than this one.

Am I the only poster who thinks JGL is fugly as shit and a mediocre actor at best? Just cannot understand the interest in him.

[R65] I agree, it's not a set up. He doesn't look happy about it.

But he managed to date a relatively well-known actor for a year without being caught out (people who worked on TDKR said they saw Michael Pitt around a few times, I think this even got reported on a comic book site which thought he had a cameo), which means he puts some effort into hiding his relationships with men. I thought he was better than that.

Why would you think he's "better than that"?

Far too many people think actors, especially gay actors, are sexually secure because a lot of actors are gay. The two openly gay actors I have known were deeply messed up people on a number of levels, one with sexual hangups and phobias, the other a sociopath.

And if he is bisexual, he's a pretty typical one. Hide the boyfriends, but no need to shield the girlfriend -- even though in this case he seems to have done that until now, since he's not regularly photographed like this.

He knows how not to alienate his gay audience by not talking about how hard it is to play gay since he's so straight. Good for him. But you can call that manipulative or better on that one question...

But better in other ways? No evidence whatsoever.

R68 but it sounds like, from that Tumblr post with all the stories about him and his male dates, that he didn't hide his boyfriends when he was at college and later on when just making little indie films. Which means he's only doing it now because he thinks he has something to lose. That's what disappoints me, I guess. I thought he was above that kind of shit.

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r69, it seems like you're having difficulty distinguishing constructed reality on the internet and a single photo.

Again, I say, you have no reason to believe he was "above that kind of shit" other than a fantasy.

This is a lot to get down on just because of one photo, especially since he's never said he's bisexual and has said he had a girlfriend.

We don't know anything about those other "relationships", if they're even true, or if he was hiding sex or more meaningful relationships with men, as a celebrity solely as his own choice, and not his partners' choices.

Stop idolizing these guys. If he's straight or bisexual, this is nothing to get bothered over, other than you think he's hiding guys to keep us all from validating his bisexuality, which he's never claimed.

fucking faggots always thinking that some attractive man MUST be a closet-case gay

R66 Yes you are. He is hot and talented.

R71, did you accidentally wander onto the GOSSIP site, cunt?

Such a nice looking beard.

Closet cases of Hollywood take note. The in beards are dark haired, closer to your age, and have jobs. Young blond 20 something models will no longer be taken seriously.

I am more perplexed as to why he felt the need to make Don Jon about a Guido and then go to all the trouble to buff up and learn the Guido Jersey accent.

R71 I'm not mad so much as irritated, nor do I idolize JGL. I like his acting, which is not in any way tied to who he fucks. You have a point that it probably is dumb to get attached to any ideas about that. But...

If his being bi is merely a constructed reality on the internet though, then it's been going on an awful long time, 16 years in fact. The oldest link on that Tumblr post is from 1998.

R74, overreact much? R71 didn't seem to get so upset, why are you? Talk about being a cunt.

R71/R77, again, all I'm saying is that he hasn't been photographed out with a guy, nor has he said he's gay or bisexual. Tumblr (relatively new) and other internet gossip may or may not be true.

I said I get the sense he's bi and always got that vibe -- not that that's credible either -- just since he's been unattached for so long.

I was only reacting to this assertion he's "above" Hollywood and "better than" guys who beard. That has nothing to do with gossip. If he's bisexual, I just don't see it as a big deal.

R65 Well obviously it would be far easier to know what's what if I was telepathic like you. I don't actually do any kind of detailed side by side photo comparison by the way and I dn't often look at celebrity photographs at all (I just click links here). I don't believe I offered any intepretation per se, and you might be taking my post in a more serious light than I intended.

All I said was his physical contact with her looks off to me. I did only look at a couple of the pictures and I also never said it was staged either. He's grocery shopping with his girlfriend as far as paparazzi ambushes go I wouldn't say that was really something to get worked up about. That was what my acting comment was about; it's amazing he can look so tense doing something he's actually doing (shopping with his girlfriend)to the point it looks awkward, when he does similar with women he's not dating in his professional life.

When I say I'm convinced about the Tom Hardy thing I mean I've convinced myself, I do freely acknowledge that it probably never happened and is based purely on my subjective view of a couple of their interactions together. I don't even have the picture I mentioned to look at or compare even if I did have the incentive, and I don't. I'm a psych graduate so I know that body language intepretation is largely bullshit and entirely subjective unless you know the person very well. Just so you know you can't know anything either, so even if I'd offered some detailed analysis you can't say whether it's ludicrous or not.

Jesus you'd think when you mocked your own post as sounding like something from a nutty tumblr or livejournal that you'd avoid this kind of sanctimonious rebuttal from an apparently omniscient Dler.

Another one, R79, can you not relax?

We both agree. Our sense is based on nothing, yours and mine. I didn't say I was telepathic. You can be subjective, but I can't?

The comment you made about it being odd that he's seems awkward in life and better at being staged as all I disagreed with. Actors do staged shit for a living. They are often awkeard and more in life.

It's just a response, jeez.

R80 Of course you can but you came across like you were stating your opinion as absolute fact. Not to mention you seem a bit condescending now. I am totally relaxed but telling people to relax is a good way of vexing them. Let's put it down to the inaccuracy of communicating on message boards and move on.

R78 Okay, fair enough then.

He's obviously found someone he loves and is spending his life with her. If he hides the guys (that's a big IF if there's even any guys in his life to hide), then he's just another closet case bisexual.

Why is it a big if, R83?

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[quote]Am I the only poster who thinks JGL is fugly as shit and a mediocre actor at best? Just cannot understand the interest in him.

No, it's not just you. I've NEVER understood the hype about him. He's very fugly, nothing special as an actor, and his over the top mugging for the cameras is fucking irritating.

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You don't know her, they met at camp.

r9 this guy is so gay its impossible for him to be straight. Seems like an alkie too.

He's a married man now.

Holy shit, fully bearded up. Pathetic closet case.

Wow...I didn't see that coming at all. I thought for sure he was gay.

Is she aware of his receding hairline?

Getting married doesn't mean he's not gay, r91.

What a fucking asshole.

Who does he think cares about his girlfriend?

If he's bearding, at least he chose someone with class. Unlike a certain other person.... COUGHCOUGHsonniCOUGH

R91 I know, but I was always on the fence about him. I mean, I know he's popular, but it's not like he's some leading man who has to keep up a hetero image, so why would he go to these lengths if he really is gay?

Also, I remember just last year he was doing an interview where he talked about marriage and monogamy, and he didn't sound thrilled about either one. So for him to get married to this plain looking thing out of nowhere is VERY strange.

[quote]R9 this guy is so gay its impossible for him to be straight. Seems like an alkie too.

No, R9's right: you're delusional. "Impossible for him to be straight"? Because he has a low-profile love life and doesn't have his flack call Us Weekly every other day to report where he can be "sighted"? Seriously?? Are you a tinhat home on winter break and angry that all the slash you wrote between him and Christian Bale (as "Batman" and "Robin") is "ruined"?

The "seems like an alkie" bit also has zero basis in reality.

She lives in Santa Fe. Serious lesbonic.

Enough eggnog for you, r97.

I have a girlfriend too, and I, unlike JGL, can name her: her given name is Fag and her family name is Hag.

R96 I think that the girlfriend probably put some pressure on him around the holidays knowing that his hot years were coming to an end and she wanted to cash in on the cachet of being on the arm of a Hollywood star at her Silicon Valley Christmas parties while she still could. I also wonder longer term if she will be supporting him financially? Tech CEOs make good money, potentially lots more then Hollywood actors if their startup goes public. The timing is interesting though, not that Christmas weddings are out of the ordinary, but perhaps his name was linked with that Sony entertainment leak that was going to get exposed at Christmas and the shotgun wedding was a means of covering the bases for any dirty laundry that may have been released. Although Levitt doesn't really strike me as the type that would get involved in anything too shady.

I don't care if he's bearding or not. He's full of himself and conceited. His manager should tell him to calm down.

He's a father now, bitches.

Why does he have slanty eyes like a WWII Japanese

He is adopted

Has anyone ever been able to explain why he looks Oriental?

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