Samantha is out running errands and I'm bored tormenting Derwood. I thought I'd talk with you lovelies instead.
Tell me, Lounge Data, what's on your minds?
I'm thinking what an idiot OP must be.
I'm thinking somebody's mobility scooter has a dead battery.
My mobility scooter is turbocharged, R3.
However, my rag on a stick that I bathe with is broken.
Fair enough, carry on.
What does Debbie Reynolds taste like, OP?
Why don't you twitch yourself a facelift?
So, are you a lesbian or not? What was up with the short marriage to Robert Gist? Why aren't you and Maurice together? What gay bars were you and Uncle Arthur frequenting--don't make it worse by lying...
Endora, why did you do the big grand hand gestures when casting spells and popping out? Why not a simple snap of the finger like Serena or a nose twitch like Sam. Why the thunder and lightning and choreography and all the accoutrements for a simple spell?
Did you change Darrin's appearance after he and Samantha had been married for five years?
So, Endora, how do I sign up to be a witch? I'm tired of doing things the same old mortal way.
So what happened to you after you moved from NBC to DirecTV?
Can I have all of your chiffon kaftans?
cant talk, on my way to the Cosmo Cotillion
What was Aunt Clara like in her younger days?
Did you and Uncle Arthur ever hook up? If so, how was it? If not, why not?
So Endora, what was the deal with you and Maurice? Was he straight and really fucking all those young witchlets or were you his beard?
Power of the Christ compels you, bitch!
Did Dr Bombay perform çuntinglingus on you?
Do your drapes match your carpet?
Between you, Dick Sargent, Paul Lynde and Elizabeth Montgomery, you were like the foresisters to Will & Grace.
LOL@ R42! I have no idea what it means or who you are, but it made me laugh.
Endora always screamed how she hated mortals, but she was always hobknobbing with the French and the English. I think she just didn't like Americans.
R44 - I think that's it.
You always appear so fresh, youthful and natural. Can you share make-up tips?
Endora, how are your mother Tabitha Lennox and your father Julian Crane? How did it feel to be born out of wedlock?
Oh, well. Lust is lust, I suppose. Whether it's for women or money, it's all the same.
When I was a telemarketer, I actually addressed someone's package to "Derwood", his real name was Darrin. I wonder if he got the joke or was just bewildered.
R49 - maybe he was bewitched.
If he was talking to a telemarketer, he was more likely BOTHERED.
I'm so sorry you never knew Timmy. He was so much fun.
Does your mother ever talk to you about Timmy and the adventures they shared? Trying to kill Charity. Bring on the run from Norma. Trying to keep Sheridan and Luis apart. Ty ring to keep Charity and Miquel from consummating their relationship.
Actually r51, I was taking catalog orders, they called us. So not technically a telemarketer, I tried that briefly and hated it.
Endora, can you bring back all of my deleted Utica, NY threads?
Oh, and pull the arms and legs off Janbot. Thankx!
ABC was cheap, darlings. That's why I always wore the same caftan.
Now witches like me are doomed to posting on message boards about people even older than I, like Madonna, Janet Jackson and Cher. But I still look fabulous in my caftan!