Inexplicably, he’s been linked to some really hot, pretty famous women, even though he’s not exactly hot and he behaves, at least artistically, like a douchebag. What’s the attraction? Certainly not his sex moves. This won’t solve the mystery either.
When it’s time to f-ck, he doesn’t like doing it at home. Which is weird because, well, he’s really weird about germs and touching. And you’d think his house would be cleaner than a hotel, right? So he and whoever he’s about to do it with are at the hotel. They’re about to do it. Only he won’t take his clothes off. Instead, he’ll always keep his underwear on, looping his dick through the boxer hole so as to minimise as much skin-on-skin contact as possible.
Maybe that’s why it never lasts?
Adam Levine (if that's his name) from Maroon 5?
I remember reading a BI a few months ago that was supposedly about Alexander Skarsgard, saying that he was a bizarre germophobe and didn't like direct physical contact, but IIR that BI quoted some women who'd done it with him at his (squeaky clean) home, so maybe this is someone else.
Mitt Romney and his sacred underwear!
Except R1 many people actually find Skarsgård hot.
Doesn't quite fit the first clue....
Most people find Ryan Gosling hot too.
John Mayer maybe?
Definitely Howie Mandel.
Ryan Gosling has a potato shaped head.
Seth Rogen or Jonah Hill
Has Howie dated some hot women and he doesn't act like a douche does he?
sex moves -moves like Jagger
Not Levine. He likes to be nude as much as possible.
I thought HM admitted to some OCD and other problems.
Whoever this is sounds repulsive.
The minute I saw that cock peeping out of the boxer hole, I'd be outta there so fast you'd think Satan was after me. What a passion killer.
Isn't Howie married?
Mayer comes to mind. His ugly apt was in a magazine.
This guy sounds like he caught an STD or has an STD for life.
billy bob? he's weird.
This one sounds like that little douchebag Shia LaBeouf.
Adam Douchebag Levine
I don't understand the love for him or Maroon5
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