He hasn't been returning my calls all day and I was worried but he just texted me...
He was in jail but it's 'all cleared up'
People can text from jail?
And if he's still in jail, what's cleared up? His rash?
One of my students did that once. We had an appointment for class, he didn't show up, didn't reply to my texts, nothing, and one week later (or maybe 3 days later) tellsme he got arrested, that it got real bad with the cops and he's now on sick leave; Many months later he contacted me again because he wanted to pick up where we left off; Why not. I noticed he had a limp, asked what happened there and he shrugged it off.
I often wondered if he was gay. He was of North African descent, in France. Sort of a soft bear type.
Whew, what a relief OP ....he's a keeper.
Questions OP must ask:
"Did they disinfect you with a hose as they did on Charlie's Angels?"
"Were you anyone's bitch?"
"Did you have to wear kool-aid lipstick?"
"Did you wear a doo-rag?"
"How many push-ups can you do now that you're out?"
"Did you trade oranges for cookies so they could make hooch?"
"Must I serve you everything in a segmented cafeteria tray?"