I am just gobsmacked when he's described as being good-looking.
It's not that Republican assholes can't be physically attractive. If we can divorce him from his personality (hard to do), Aaron Schock is very hot. I even see how people can find Paul Ryan hot (though I do not).
But Ted Cruz is NOT hot. He looks like the bastard lovechild of Joe McCarthy and LBJ.
He's overweight with a Karl Malden ski-slope nose, thinning greasy hair, squinty eyes and the disposition of someone who has an exceedingly small or malformed dick.
[quote]He looks like the bastard lovechild of Joe McCarthy and LBJ.
Neither one of those two were ever hot.
Uh, I think that's the point, R2.
Who in the world is calling Ted Cruz even remotely "hot?"
He's a fat little troll. The only thing he has going for him are his eyelashes.
Cruz isn't even lukewarm, he's repulsive on every possible level.
He reminds me of someone, a character actor, but I can't place him.
I've heard several interviews with people who worked for LBJ who, although they were repulsed by some of his mannerisms, found him handsome up close. I don't see it, but there you go.
OP, we loved you on your cover shoot for Mobility Scooter Digest. You sexy thing you.
Well in a way he is hand some. That mug has clearly seen his father's punitive hand, some.
I thought LBJ had big-dick face. Pretty revolting otherwise, especially since he was "supposedly" the mastermind of the Kennedy assassination.
Plus listening to him talk is like hearing china breaking.
His. Voice. Sucks.
Worse than Whitney Houston after a crack binge.
"His. Voice. Sucks. Worse than Whitney Houston after a crack binge."
That crack is whack.
R10, LBJ is supposed to have had the Biggest Dick in the Universe. Fairly well known, actually.
You know, Whitney Houston on crack may be a better senator than Ted Cruz.
"LBJ is supposed to have had the Biggest Dick in the Universe. Fairly well known, actually."
Yeah, and I ended up married to a Lady Bird instead of a Bluethroat, Woodpecker or Swallow.
Why did you need to start this thread? Anyone who's ever looked at him knows he is one of the ugliest men who is photographed on a regular basis. Camera lenses must break every day from the sheer misery of capturing his image. I don't know how he can get up in the morning.
You'll get no argument from me,op
LBJ wouldn't fuck anything that would produce Ted Cruz.
He's got an ugly nose, nasty jowls and a hideous accent. He speaks like a slimey evangelical shyster, and his hair pattern is disgusting.
He's the kind of smug fuck you just want to kick in his fat face, but there was a time where he was somewhat attractive (although he ruined the packaging with a terrible hairstyle):