Just hours before Andy Roddick was to interview Justin Timberlake for Fox Sports 1, the former U.S. No. 1 was caught in a slight lapse of sanity on the streets of Las Vegas.
Roddick was undertaking one of his new favorite past times, what his swimsuit-model wife Brooklyn Decker refers to as “drunk dancing.”
Who’d have thought Roddick liked to dance so much? Maybe instead of being a co-anchor for Fox Sports 1 in retirement he should have pursued his river dancing career.
He’s got the moves, you know. We’re talking about the guy that named his dog “Billie Jean” after his favorite Michael Jackson song. The guy who prefers to dance during rain delays. And the guy who does one heck of a humpty dance.
Here it is via Instagram. You be the judge:
Oh my. I always thought Andy was STRAIGHT, but if this video is any indication, he likes DUDES even more than I do! And you all know how I love the MEN. Why, I was just sitting in the GALS' locker room less than a week ago hanging with my BUDS Sammy Stosur and Jamie Hampton, talking about which of the BOYS have the largest STICKS on tour. I guess Andy could have added a lot to our STEAMY conversation!
Andy - call me!!
I like when the woman says, "It's like a leprechaun dance!"
DWR (dancing while retarded)
This is what happens when you stay in the closet too long. It looks like a crazy Riverdance.
COME OUT, ANDY!
R5 What's gay about drunk dancing like a fool? Have you ever been to a bar?
Roddick always has been an attention slore. Thank goodness he's just a 1 slam wonder. If he were an-all time great we'd never see/hear the end of his queeny antics. Never liked him.
What is an attention "slore," r7? And btw, Andy was one of the great tennis players of all time. Have some respect.
"slore" is a portmanteau of "slut" and "whore". "Slore" came about on forums/message boards/sites that don't permit profane language and would either edit/or not allow posts containing such words. Creative posters came up with "slore" and it's quite catchy.
There were always rumors about Roddick, particularly given his closeness to Elton John.
r9 is a frau, btw.
This is sad.
Roddick is extremely close to John. They interviewed each other for Interview magazine once, and John basically said he was Roddick's 'mentor'.
How drunk was he? Drunk enough to be led back to my hotel room for some sucky sucky?
What does his ass look like now?
So, what does his ass look like now?
R18, did you not see? R17 drew you a picture.
Why is Fox Sports interviewing Justin Timberlake?
I would have led that drunk fool back to my hotel room, stripped him nude and gone to town!
He had such a great face and look when he was young. He really hit the wall.
R8, negative points for not knowing "slore". Even more embarrassing that you think Roddick was one of tennis' greats. Must not watch.
R22 Roddick never "had a great face". He's certainly not ugly but he's kind of just a tad over average. He never made my dick perk up, that's for sure.
At his hottest, with his big bulge and jizz covered face.
Losing his hair... Big time. Sure you get a taste of it looking directly at him, but when he turns his head and you see how thin it is on top...
There's nothing wrong with a guy losing his hair, but you've to to embrace it, and not try to style it like you're fighting it all the way.
I remember back when Brad Gilbert was his coach, big mouth Brad talking about how Andy liked to practice his dance moves, mostly hip hop style to Vanilla Ice or something like that.
Anyway, I doubt he was all that drunk. He loves the spotlight and considers himself quite the comedian after so many years of cracking up tennis journos (not exactly a hard crowd).
"He loves the spotlight and considers himself quite the comedian after so many years of cracking up tennis journos (not exactly a hard crowd)."
Andy is quite the comedian.
I was never a fan of his game, appearance or personality. I give him credit for supporting gays but that's probably the only thing I like about him.
He was never hot, all that talented beyond his serve, and not funny/likable.
Gambill was always the hottest American male tennis player. Too bad he couldn't win any important titles.
Wait...Gambill went on that gay cruise with Elton last year and Roddick and Elton are charity buddies...hmm...
Best thing about Roddick was that he was constantly doing photo shoots in flip-flops and showing off his FEETS! Mmmmm......
Tennis journos are the biggest suck-ups on he planet. Hugely nationalistic too, w/ Americans sucking up to American players, Brits sucking up to Brits, etc.
Bud Collins was always a little cuckoo, but he was professional as well. Played no favorites.
Roddick was loved by the press because he was supposed "to carry the torch" for the next generation of American male players. He's the only one who won a slam and got to #1, so he was hyped beyond belief. He just wasn't nearly as good as the previous players such as Sampras, Agassi or Courier. The fact that Roddick's American male peers sucked so much made him look even better.
Who all seen the leprechaun, say yeah!
Never knew Elton John was into the tennis scene. I googled and Tommy Robredo has been photographed hanging out with Elton, David and a bunch of men.
R35 really? Elton and his Victor/Victoria Billie Jean King are fucking besties. He has always loved tennis.
I, for one, am thankful he was not drink driving.
His forehead is now higher than mine, and that's saying something.
He is extraordinarily mediocre.
R35 can you link that Elton John and Robredo pic here? I can't find it.
Ministry of Silly Walks honoary member
Jan Michael Gambill was, indeed, a beauty. But, to me, A Rod is the SEXIEST male player I've ever seen. It's that cocky personality coupled with his looks that slays me. I want to lick every inch of his body and then spend quality time with his taint and hole, pardon my French. Then I'd like to scratch Brooklyn's eyes out.
What do you think of his ass?
If he asked any of you critical bitches for head, you'd drop so fast your kneecaps would shatter.
[quote]What do you think of his ass?
R42 you have horrible, horrible taste.
R44 no way in hell. I find nothing attractive about him.
So, R46, your point is that you are not attracted to Andy Roddick. I am sure that there are plenty of people who are not attracted to Andy Roddick, but I find it interesting that someone would make a big deal out of it.
I think Corey Feldman is repulsive, but if someone else thinks he's hot, it really doesn't matter to me. I have more important things to worry about. Although I don't know you, I wish you had better things to worry about people thinking Andy Roddick is hot.
I defy anyone to look at the pic linked at R25 and say they wouldn't lick him from head to toe.
r25 - Despite his name, I don't think Rod-dick is known for his bulge factor.
Hope the foot troll realizes that tennis players have some of the grossest feet imaginable
Roddick interviews Justin Timberlake and shows him the dancing video, which should be funny, but just falls flat.
But oy, what a drab interview. Both trying so hard to "bro" it up. And was it filmed with a special ugly cam? Not that I've never thought either one was hot but they both looked rough in this clip. (r42 - Does he still do it for you here? Bitch looks parched, with 30% less hair and 30% more nose.)
Though I guess this proves AR was doing a bit and it wasn't some spontaneous 'drunk dancing.'
"I think Corey Feldman is repulsive, but if someone else thinks he's hot, it really doesn't matter to me. I have more important things to worry about."
Nobody who takes the time to type that sentence has more important things to worry about--even if they could take some time away from their holier than thou bitch time schedule.
Meanwhile, a bitter person's work is never done, so I have to go.
R51 yikes! How average can guys who are considered to be "hot" get? That clip shows us that up close, these 2 are nothing special to look at.
The ass-kissing in that video was lame.
I think Roddick and his ass are cute, although I find his personality and persona annoying. Timberlake is just trashy and ugly.
I've always been sexually attracted to RodDICK. If you don't like it, tough shit.
Timberlake so hot
He dances about as well as he plays tennis; he was always a hack.
I'd love to find him drunk out of his mind in Vegas and steer him back to my hotel room.
Me too r59 re timberlake
r8 One of the greats? Oh, my sides. Seriously.
Would spread his fat ass and sniff his butthole all night long.
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