Friends.... do not proceed.
Stupid joke by some one bored at home on a Saturday night in his parents' basement.
A nasty tranny wrote on his message board, "Too bad you're not closer, would love to give you a place to put your sperm."
Her turn ons include "dressing for someone, being used". She would also "love to find someone to help me make a hot video." Any takers here at DL?