Sadly, the Red Staters I know were ecstatic when Sandra Bullock (undeservedly) won her Oscar for "The Blind Side."
That said, if Red Staters had their way:
Best Actor - Kirk Cameron, "Fireproof" (2008)
You mean the Nascars.
Blind Side would win best picture every other year, alternating with The Help.
The Red States love to think that white ladies have tamed the pesky problem of racism in this country. Now they're color blind and Christian. They don't see race. If you do, well, that's because you're the racist.
I suppose the opposite fantasy is that Blue State voters (e.g., people from Paramus, NJ) would pick Eric Rohmer films or other works of that ilk.
And the Oscar for Best Actor goes to.....LARRY THE CABLE GUY!
Host: Jeff Foxworthy
Kirk Cameron would be a perennial nominee for best actor and would win every few years for his Christian films.