I was standing with another guy waiting for the elevator in my building. As we were about to get on, the other guy gestures for me to go first and then says "you go first, Muscles." What a compliment! I've been taking creatine and going pretty intense at the weights lately, so I'm beyond thrilled that all that hard work has been paying off. This stranger made my day, and I just wanted to share this with my DL friends.
PS, I'm no muscle mary. I'm pretty masculine.
Walking on Air!
Were you shirtless?
If you were "walking on air" over that comment, I'm afraid you are, indeed, a MARY!
He was more likely mocking you.
Are you posting from the '50s, OP?
WW for wisdom from R2.
Was it really necessary to make some comment about how you are actually quite masculine?
The one thing I know for sure is you are actually quite insecure.
You have a DL membership, yet you claim you're masculine?
Let me guess;
you only collect the really butch American Girls
you only let him fuck you on the first date if it's Digiorno quality or better
you own the Mini Countryman S, not the Mini Cooper
Good for you.
You should have reciprocated by obviously staring at his crotch, licking your lips and purring, "yum."
Next week we'll hear about how a saleslady called him "sailor."
I was affectionately nicknamed lord God king Boo Foo in high school.
Are you sure he didn't say "You first, missy"?
You know, ladies first and all that.
Walking on air..,
I'm not a muscle Mary...
Whatever you may or may not be, you certainly have a knack for irony, accidental or otherwise.
You probably misheard him saying "princess" under his breath.
He said "HUSTLE" because you were blocking the elevator by walking slow and showing a Big Mac down your gullet.
I think both things are cool -- that he called you that, obviously in response to the outcome of all your hard work. And the fact that you're not so jaded and EMO that you opendly and excitedly admit that it made your day. Good for you! Muscle tov!!!
How largth wath hith cock?
What were you wearing OP?
Good for you!
"You first, Muscles" is "Move it along, toots." in a jockstrap. That's all.
Enjoy your moment, OP. Don't let these jealous bitches take it away from you!
I saw the OP, he's pretty hot.
Let yourself be happy!! It's great fun when a stranger compliments you. Ignore the Nay Saying Bitter Bitchy Aunt Louise types on here.
Are you sure you don't smell like steamed mussels? He might have meant that.
Good for you, OP!
Reminds me of the time in high school when a guy called me "pretty boy" as he was throwing me into a locker. I was so thrilled, I ignored the padlock jammed in my back.
Did you rush to a mirror, or do you just carry one?
Let me guess, you walked out of your penny loafers.
Keep at it, OP! Unexpected compliments are the best.
He probably thought that goiter on your neck was trapazoids.
The other day a woman on the street complimented my beard, which is rather dark and thick right now. I was walking with my partner and she was with a man, probably husband. She said, "Hey, you have a really nice beard." Her companion had sort of scraggly whiskers and I couldn't help think he must have felt emasculated by her.
I know the thrill. It happened to me the first time I walked into a bar in NYC in a tight T-shirt showing off my newly earned muscles, and someone called out "hey there, muscle slut".
Some one called me amazing the other day, suck it.
You first, Mussy!
what was actually said
I often call scrawny weaklings "Big Guy" or obvious losers "Champ."
Enjoy is while you can, OP.
This thread is hilarious. I rarely laugh out loud at the posts here anymore. Thanks DL.
Indeed, WW for R2.
I have a feeling that's how it was intended...
Nothing is more obvious than guys with muscle bloat as overcompensation for something.
Taking creatine is not only like cheating, it's stupid for your health and produces unnatural looking builds.
No wonder you're walking on air - you probably look inflated.
The pianist for the Linguine Sisters was body builder, Mussels Marinara.
*roll eyes* at all the jealous bitches commenting.
No muscle Mary - he prefers to be called Marguerite.