Can't Raquel afford wigs that look like real hair?
hasn't eaten her children.
... hasn't had her Screen Actors Guild card revoked.
Is still pretentious, snobby, and bitchy than ever!
is Jesus' mom.
became a big star with so little looks and talent
R42 - Not nagging, just a minor correction. She has ZERO talent.
.......hasn't succumbed to gonorrhea.
...still doesn't get that she's one of the worst actresses to hit the screen. Even her "good" work is stiff and amateurish, and by that I mean A League Of Their Own and nothing else.
Out-lasted all of her competitors.
....paid $40 million for property in New York, when in her youth she could have bought it for mere trinkets from the Native Americans.
... can't believe how many Natives she screwed for said trinkets. (But you know she was in on that Smallpox racket.)
Has such ugly hands
is revered by so many other pop stars.
...isn't pulping "Mommie Dearest 2"
...isn't a mafia don.
...wouldn't shoot up shopping malls if she swapped Kabbalah for Allah.
...installed a gold tooth, like a lucky rat.
...seriously lost the game in the early 2000s. She was supposed to be the Mother of Reinvention, but she's been stuck on Dominatrix mode for way too long, and she's way to old for it now.
It's hard to believe that Madonna didn't evolve a more suitable persona by this stage. It's hard to believe she turned out to be the one-trick pony everyone accused her if being.
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
Yes, we know we suck.
Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
If you want you can go explore and see for yourself, Click here.
And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
Possibly we've not slain all the dragons and there will be issues that come up during the switchover. There's a help button in the lower right hand corner of the page which you can use to send us bug reports.
Please include as much information about the hardware (PC, Mac, Tablet, Phone etc), operating system (Windows, Mac OS, Android, iOS etc) and browser (Chrome, Safari, Opera, Internet Explorer etc) that you are using as possible to help us replicate and fix the problem.
Please note that complaints about colors, fonts, icons and the like are not "bugs" - they are design choices that we've made and we expect one or two cases of world-class bitching. But they won't actually cause headaches, scurvy, heart attacks, Restless Leg Syndrome, Morgellon's Disease or the vapors (but have your smelling salts at hand just in case).
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