Can't Raquel afford wigs that look like real hair?
hasn't eaten her children.
has anything more than a superficial understanding of the Kabbalah.
... hasn't had her Screen Actors Guild card revoked.
Is still pretentious, snobby, and bitchy than ever!
is Jesus' mom.
became a big star with so little looks and talent
R42 - Not nagging, just a minor correction. She has ZERO talent.
.......hasn't succumbed to gonorrhea.
...still doesn't get that she's one of the worst actresses to hit the screen. Even her "good" work is stiff and amateurish, and by that I mean A League Of Their Own and nothing else.
Out-lasted all of her competitors.
....paid $40 million for property in New York, when in her youth she could have bought it for mere trinkets from the Native Americans.
... can't believe how many Natives she screwed for said trinkets. (But you know she was in on that Smallpox racket.)
Has such ugly hands
is revered by so many other pop stars.
...isn't pulping "Mommie Dearest 2"
...isn't a mafia don.
...wouldn't shoot up shopping malls if she swapped Kabbalah for Allah.
...installed a gold tooth, like a lucky rat.
...seriously lost the game in the early 2000s. She was supposed to be the Mother of Reinvention, but she's been stuck on Dominatrix mode for way too long, and she's way to old for it now.
It's hard to believe that Madonna didn't evolve a more suitable persona by this stage. It's hard to believe she turned out to be the one-trick pony everyone accused her if being.