With all my heart, I still love the man I killed...
"I wonder if I know what you mean."
"I wonder if you wonder."
Honey, don't be weird.
When General Motors has to go to the bathroom ten times a day, the whole country's ready to let go.
"I'm Ethel Toffelmier, the pianola girl."
Go suck a fuck.
#3 Double Indemnity
I don't like to follow rules
Hey lady, wanna fuck.
He didn't get out of the cock-a-doody car.
Rome is a very old city. Three-thousand years. How old are you? Fifty?
She was a home breaker. She was a man-eater. And she was a *bad* actress.
Double dumbass on you!
If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.
"Lick me, all of you!"
"Fuck my nasty hole!"
Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?
Why would I want you to step in dog shit?
He's going to be sucking his way through town!
Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?
I didn't ask for the anal probe. I didn't ASK for the anal probe. *I* didn't ask for the anal probe. I didn't ask for the ANAL probe.
I don't like tea.
"Consistency is not really a human trait."
"He's a clean old man."
"I love you guys."
The reason these things happen is because the world is full of people who, when these things happen, just say "These things happen." And that's why they happen!
Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes!
"Well, I don't think he does. This guy in the morgue, whoever he is. He's got kind of…does the phrase 'needle-dick' 'the bug fuckah' mean anything to you?"
Well, THAT'S the pot calling the kettle bezh...
Aren't you neat, Agnes.
She's so over the hill, she's below sea level!
You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point.
Why would he want to kill you in public?
R3, are you sure don't mean?
"I doubt that you doubt it."
Oh, you're not going to do anything. Now drive on, you big, stupid idiot.
uh, [R30]... don't you mean "beige"?
Michael & Harold
Take them. For without them, you are like a walking light-bulb, waiting to be screwed.
Come with us quietly, Rosemary.
I hope his pecker falls off and he gets a permanent case of the clap.
Hey pool boy!
"...for a niggardly sum... [looks at nearby black woman] Sorry."
He'll suck your box until your nose bleeds.
"It's lonely up there on that white horse."
"Don't fuck with me, fellas!"
I don't want to fish. I wanna fuck.
"Saw this in a movie once. Guy signed his wife's insurance policy, then he bumped her off."
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
"We met at the intersexual, the homosection, the intersection."
Back off, man, I'm a scientist!
everywhere you went, I had a restaurant.
The world will open to you like a magnificent vagina!
....everything but the hound dogs snappin' at her rear end.....
Oh, piss boy...
"Johnny hates Sylvia. He says he'd like to do her nails right down to the wrist with a big buzz saw".
I can see your dirty pillows.
And stop calling me Shirley.
"..but she's so dumb they almost had to burn the schoolhouse down to get her out of it!"
Catholics only. I wish we weren't bound by these prejudices,but unfortunately we are.
"I'm somebody else. I'm white---white---WHITE!"
Who the fuck do you think you are? Don't you know who I am? I'll have you fired!
"That little whore makes me feel nine feet tall!"
"Moe, Larry, cheese!"
Buck would have never been in the hospital!
[Slim kisses Steve]
Steve: What did you do that for?
Slim: I've been wondering if I'd like it.
Steve: What's the decision?
Slim: I don't know yet.
[They kiss again]
Slim: It's even better when you help.
"Thank you, sir! May I have another?"
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
"My mother - a waitress."
When I married, I didn't realize that in the Czerny family there was a streak of... shall we say, eccentricity? And yet, I had warning. Why else should his grandfather have sent me, as an engagement present, one roller skate - covered with Thousand Island dressing?
He's dead now. But last night? Complete blur. Couldn't you just die?
Frederick: No, Mabel! A terrible disclosure's just been made!
Mabel: Then zip it up!
Mabel: Frederic, you're not gay, are you?
Frederic: [high voice] No!
[clears throat and in a lower voice]
Mabel: The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather.
Mabel: Hey! I'm not prejudiced. I mean, what does this country have a navy for? Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!
You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.
"Can you turn the TV on?"
He sells reproductions! His furniture's as fake as my orgasms!
Absolutely not. The combination of morphine and alcohol would've been enough to sink the Titanic.
You see... I don't leave my diamonds in the soap dish... and when the time comes when nobody desires me... for myself... I'd rather not be... desired... at all.
Touch the skin, honey. Touch the skin, darling. Touch all of this skin.
"Oh, you know I really am fascinated by aviation. I never knew they did it all with rubber bands."
Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm SAYING excuse me!!!
We have so much in common -- we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
I'm not gonna fuckin debate you, Jerry!
You ask how to fight an idea. I will tell you: with another idea!
"I say who, I say where, I say...WHO!!"
Just because a woman meets a man in a bar room doesn't mean he's your pa.
[quote]I can see your dirty pillows.
"Boobies, Mama...they're called boobies and every woman has them"
Oh wait, I think I'm mixing up two different movies.
It must be nice to always think you're the smartest person in the room. To always think you know better.
No, it's awful.
"Would you mind waiting over there with the gifts?"
And say what? "Will you please remove your dick from my ass?!"
You floor-scrubbing old hag... you ain't got nothing on me... and even if you did, who'd believe you?
You're overwrought, madam. I've opened a window for you. A little air will do you good.
You look like a piece of chalk! You make him feed you, love...
Do you think a nice cool mint would help if I shoved your head up your ass???
Nothing human disgusts me unless it's unkind.
"oh to hell with em...let em droop!"
They love me in Berlin, baby!
"Would it be too much to ask for a little excitement? I mean I wouldn't want you to break a sweat or anything."
If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all.
"Oh, this is really swell. I'm going to tell. Oh, I am. I'm going to tell!"
"Oh, you're Sly."
I tried to push her out of a window once in Little Rock.
I'm not a madame! I'm a concierge! My husband used to be the concierge, but he's dead, so now I'm the concierge!
remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke.
Moving out again huh joe, don't I even get a goodbye this time?
Ladies and gentlemen....Esther Hoffman Howard
"I was nuts about him. Know what he did to me. First he gave me a phony name. Second, he was already married. Third, the minute the preacher said amen, he never did another tap of work. Then he stole my TV set and gave it to a car hop. When I asked him about that, he hit me with a chicken."
You see darlin'.... you ARE a whore.
"Hey - remember that guy you pretended to be married to in Atlantic City? He's DEAD."
"I coulda told ya that in Atlantic City."
You know how bitchy fags can be.
I wasn't there, Mr. Barker. I can only go on the evidence of my own eyes. We're talking about my baby daughter here... NOT. SOME. OBJECT!
I bet you've never seen an [italic]OLEANDER[/italic] in your life.
The dogs approve of you. They only approve of murderers and perverts. Which one are you?
I'm writing you a check. You've seen me write checks before.
DON'T TAWLK BOUT ME LAHK I'M NOT HEEERE!
Laugh it up, Fuzzball.
I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor.
"Well, nobody's perfect!"
Dear, do you like it when they shave their assholes?
Here it is ... one hell of a rotten face!
Will you just please go to the end of the pulpit!
I need to have something in the foreground to give it some scale.
Foreground, my ass!
Sometimes I take a picture that isn't like me. But I took it so it is like me. It has to be. I put those pictures away.
VAGINA, VAGINA, VAGINA! Does that word do ANYTHING for you???
I've got a girl whose pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine.
"I think your the fucking Anti-Christ"
R39, I quoted it as Harold delivered it.
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
I am the Walrus! John Lennon said that. I could be the Walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off my friends.
It's that disco everybody's talking about!
Weathermen don't get the kinda pussy I got. I got that PEANUT BUTTER PUSSY—brown, smooth, and easy to spread!
"This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay."
You'll sleep with anyone, won't you?
Well....yes... but I do have my preferences!
OK, some of THEM are going home t'day.
It's like the daytime didn't want to end, isn't it? It's like the daytime was gonna put up a big scrap, set the world on fire to keep the night from creeping on.
If I'm a bitch, yo momma's a bitch, bitch!
"Mmm hmmm. The San Quentin Country Club. With a cute little rear end like that, you'll be the belle of the ball. Your dance card'll be filled every day. You'll be so popular, making all kinds of new, close friends. Big, ugly, hairy friends! Not that you'll ever see what they look like ... 'cause you'll be facing the other way!"
Just for R133: "As soon as that camera is off he gonna fuck that little dawg.... Dawg fucker!"
Ever since I came here, you've done nothin' but treat me like shit. Who the hell do you think you are? Yeah, I was a dance-hall girl, but what makes YOU so high and mighty? You own a whorehouse! A [italic]whorehouse[/italic] -- and with only three whores in it! One of 'em is just a senile old cow -- no offense, honey -- and the other one's so new at it, she doesn't know which end to use! So what does that make [italic]you[/italic]? THE ONLY WHORE IN CHILE VERDE!
What are you going to do, charge me with smoking?
I don't see how they do that. I could never eat a bug.
Who were these men?
Who were these men? I wanted to be a NURSE!
You were in Dames at Sea!
The prettiest sight in this fine pretty world is the privileged class enjoying its privileges.
Congratulations on your colon transplant.
Remember, honey, on your wedding day it's all right to say "yes."
He was a marvelous painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon.
Lady Beekman: You'll find I mean business!
Dorothy Shaw: Oh, really? Then why are you wearing that hat?
You liquidated her! Very resourceful!
Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
You ever see that show, Gossip Girl? Mmm...I watched an episode last night. I fingered myself so hard to that Penn Badgley guy, broke a nail.
I have always fond girls fragrant in any phase of the moon.
Mutual, I'm sure!
I gotta winky-tink.
A part in a play... you'd do all that, just for a part in a play?
And then what, after supper? Music? Whispers?
He's grown greedier over the years. Before he only wanted my money; now he wants my love as well. Well, he came to the wrong house - and he came twice. I shall see that he does not come a third time.
What does he do? Oh, he's just in business, you know, the way men are.
One usual has to go to bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature
Catholics only, Miss. I'm afraid that we're bound by these prejudices.
Well, well. I've escorted six husbands to the eternal threshold and come back alone without them. Now it's my turn. I've no choice but to do it, but I want to do it alone. I don't want to be escorted. I want to go forth alone. And you... you counted on touching my heart because you knew I was dying. Well, you miscalculated with this one. The milk train doesn't stop here anymore.
Finally, [bold]do[/bold] remember to tolerate your friends’ friends, however alien and peculiar they may seem to you. Don’t despise minorities. Smother malice. Strangle violence. Suppress prejudice. Hate hate. Be tolerant today!
"To be," Robin: Prime Minister "to be." I haven't asked him yet.
“…I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.”
He came back with the same lines and the same silly phrases.
Are my eyes really brown?
I've always been known to have a stack of style I tell ya.
It matters, Mr. Crawford.
You are protected by the enormity of your stupidity.
Put the bunny in the box.
Everybody uses everybody.
The minutes will fly like hours.
One night while I was sleeping, my wife set fire to me. Eight months later, our marriage was falling apart.
You got the same wig I got?
You got same the same dress I got?
Then shut up!
Because he was a drunk, you're a drunk. Because he loved women, you're a tramp. But you forget one thing: he did it with style.
Miss Fern dyes her hair!
Listen... I'm tired of your chickenshit games! I don't want hints... I need to know what you know.
I'm sorry to differ with you, sir, but you are the caretaker. You have always been the caretaker. I should know, sir. I've always been here.
"Let's go, Chris. There's pee on the floor." (hisses)
That there is Cundalini. And Cundalini wants his hand back.
Well, Rick is the kind of man that... well, if I were a woman, (and I were not around,) I should be in love with Rick...
Va où je vais, le Magnifique! Va! Va! Va!
"Novelties and notions--what kinda notions you got?"
BTW--I love you, R148.
A bitch is no match for a lady except in a brass bed, honey, and sometimes not even there.
"You know sheriff, we had an elephant in our carnival with a memory like that. He went after a keeper that he'd held a grudge against for almost 15 years. Had to be shot. You just wouldn't believe how much trouble it is to dispose of a dead elephant."
As god is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!
I'm never going into that jungle again. I gotta remember - never get outta the boat. Never get outta the boat.
What do people say if I thumb my nose at them? What do people say if I walk down the street with little pink panties on? What do I care what people say!
"I don't hate women. I just...hate the way they are."
If you've nothing more to say, then pray [italic]scat[/italic]!
Roll roll roll in za hay
Wouldn't it be a little too much if we both grinned at her like idiots?
Walter, you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.
"Look, why don't you stop pressing? Mrs. Crandall might have been interested in in your product, but Mrs. Markham is not."
So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you.
You aren't very clever, are you? I like that in a man.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Oh, really? Did she like it?
[italic]Oh, really? Did she like it?[/italic]
Shoot straight you bastards, don't make a mess of it!
You're the kind of guy who offers a girl a ride then has to steal a car in order to give it to her.
Down there I sell whiskey and cards. All you can buy up these stairs is a bullet in the head. Now which do you want?
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop Dave? Stop, Dave.
What did you do to get this role? He always said you were such a frigid little girl. What did you do to change his mind? Did you suck his cock?
Little Miss Fire and Music. You know...junior -- the kid
I'm gonna go wash out my vagina.
What's a-happenin', hot stuff?
Do I look like I'm ready for homework?!?!
I can't believe it, Jim. That girl's standing over there listening and you're telling him about our back doors?
Put the candle back
I have my father's gun and a SCORCHING case of herpes.
I lost my left eyelash!
Hurry up, doctor. This baby's gots to go tinky winky!
Yes, madam, it is a trick or, to use a kinder word, an illusion. But what isn't in these troubled times? We live in a world of fakery and false images. It is not what things are, it is what they seem to be. Is that not so, madam?
I'm eager to hear more of your interesting ideas about words and deeds. My rooms are in Trinity.
And I have a dining club whose members would,
if I'm not mistaken, interest you. No need to bring your chum.
What we have here is a failure to communicate
I'm sorry... please forgive me. I'm just [italic]so[/italic] close to my menstrual cycle that I could scream!
I still think it would be wonderful to have a man love you so much he'd kill for you.
I'd just die for a ring like that. Yes sir, for a ring like that, I'd just about die.
I'm ready for my close up
The swimming pool... the swimming pool, the swimming pool, oh my God, she's in the swimming pool!
It was a music made of noise!
Jangan tembak. Nanti.
Don't shoot. Wait.
Is this the superintendent? Yes, I want you to know sir you have a whore living in 2R! Rossi--Janice Rossi, do you hear me?!
An architect! I could cry with pride!
Hot sun, cool breeze, white horse on the sea, and a big shot of vitamin B in me!
The beauty of that sentiment is something you will never know!
She's my sister and my daughter.... understand?
"Leave the gun, don't forget the cannoli."
No time for the old in-out now, love. I've come to read the meter.
Your money's no good here, Mr. Torrance. What'll it be, sir?
Flies? Flies? Poor puny things! Who wants to eat flies?
Not when I can get nice fat spiders!
Is this the Cocksucker residence?
Is it possible, even conceivable, that you've confused me with that gang of backward children you play tricks on, that you have the same contempt for me as you have for them?
Take me away...from...all...this...DEATH!
Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy...! Is that what you learned in private school?! Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own SISTER! Oh God, the children are having SEX!
It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry.
But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.
You know, the hardest part of all is finding out too late that none of it lasts.
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."
How the fuck am I supposed to eat pigs feet without collard greens, dummy?
Get off the grift, Roy... You don't have the stomach for it.
On second thought, I don't think I want you to do my nails. I'm getting a little too old for that whorey look.
It was right after yogurt time.
You'll find the shame is like the pain: you only feel it once.
Betty Sue, your mommy just wrote herself a song.
"This should be open. Its civil rights. This is the 90s."
$6000 dollars??? It's not even LEATHER!
No wire hangers, ever!
A boy's best friend is his mother.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Stella! Hey, Stella!
Someday, children will eat of its fruit.
"This ain't Nam! THERE ARE RULES!"
"Now with Naomi ...yeah... you're gonna get it. You're get it goooood!"
"I want to pick up the pieces of my life."
"Well if it's just a piece you want you can pick it up right here."
Wretched stuff! Fetch me a chocolate. Quick!
Shove it! Shove it! Shove it!
"Oh, Mike, I could have gotten a job acting, modeling, something..."
If he wants to dream for a while, he can dream for a while, and if he wants to come back and sell peanuts, oh, how I'll believe in those peanuts!
What an actress. I just loved her in 'Gone With the Wind'.
Sometimes Dolores - sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hang onto.
"Kids! I love 'em."
"...Chicken isn't vegan??"
Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?
I did a show in St. Louis, maybe you saw it? It was called "Leave a Specimen".
My colors are blush and bashful!!
Yeah, they're dead, they're--all messed up.
I won't be here when you get back, don't you see? It's going to happen before then. Don't ask me to explain it, I just know. There'll be somebody with my name, and she'll cook and clean like crazy, but she won't take pictures, and she won't be me! She'll - she'll, she'll be like one of those the robots in Disneyland.
Anyone for Ion Propulsion?
You know what Gus, I feel like breaking your broken legs!
"Tom, you know you surprise me. If anything in this life is certain - if history has taught us anything - it's that you can kill anybody."
"Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream! You know when fluoridation began?... 1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women ... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake ... but I do deny them my essence."
Excuse the soiled sock.
He ran away with a woman momma, and everybody knows it.
All right, college boy, I'll help. But there's a case you boys in Homicide don't care about, you think it's just another Hollywood "homo"-cide. Well, I don't. You help me with mine, I'll help you with yours. Deal?
Bonjour, je veux mon livre.
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
I got off that boat with nothing but my dance belt and a tube of CHAPSTICK!
And please don't tell me to fuck off, because it really hurts my feelings.
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
"Well boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule ... the radio is gone and we're leakin' fuel, and if we was flyin' any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing. But we got one little fudge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!"
Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives!
I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!
"Damn your eyes."
Are you a lesbian? Leslie says that nine out of ten prostitutes are lesbians.
What most wives fail to realize is that their husband's philandering has nothing whatever to do with them.
"Hello Devil, welcome to Hell."
My date? We had dim sum. I was almost raped.
Anxiety, nightmares and a nervous breakdown, there’s only so many traumas a person can withstand until they take to the streets and start screaming.
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.
DOLLY! You've got a WILLIE!
Never burn bridges. Today's junior *prick*, tomorrow's senior partner.
I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.
You're passing up a swell chance, honey. Where I spit no grass grows ever.
We have to get these people to a hospital.
Yes, it's a big building with doctors but that's not important right now.
Now we're through the looking glass here, people. White is black and black is white.
I seen a wolf in anyone I ever met, and I see a wolf in YOU!
Thank you. I wanna tell you all a little secret which you might not know, and that is that last night I thanked my lucky stars that I could be here at all to sing for ya. I heard on the radio this little boy, nine years old. Sometimes a deejay'll play a tune and ask everybody to phone in and say how they like it. I was listenin', and this little nine-year-old called in. The song had voices in the background, like the way they use backup voices these days, soundin' like little munchkins. He called up, the deejay said, "How old are you, son?" The boy said, "I'm nine, and I think it's gonna be a hit. " The deejay said, "Why?" "Because it had those chipmunks in it. " And I thought that was so cute, because, well, I can sing like a munchkin myself. I'm real fond of The Wizard of Oz. Plus, I live out, you know, just a ways off of Interstate on the road to Chattanooga. So you can see why I kinda related to that. I think me and the boys are gonna strike up another tune for you now. Let's go, boys. I think there's a storm... seems like it's a-brewin'. That's what my grandaddy used to say before he lost his hearin'. Once he got deaf, he never talked much no more. 'Cept sometimes he'd say "Oh, gosh" or "Durn it" or "My word!" My granny'd go around clickin' her teeth to the radio all day. Boy, was she a lot of fun, and cooked my favorite, roast beef. She was a sweetheart. She raised chickens too. She, um... Did you ever hear a chicken sound? You know how chickens go? Here, chick, chick, chick. Here, chick, chick, chick. Anyway, I guess we'd better strike up this tune before it's too late. Okay, boys. The first job I ever really got... Grandma... She's the one who clacked her false teeth to the radio. She taught my mama how to sing, and my mama taught me. One time she took me, 'cause we was gonna get a new Frigidaire. She took me to the Frigidaire store where the man was advertisin'. This record was goin' 'round, and Mama told him I knew how to sing. He said, "If she learns this tune, I'll give y'all a quarter. " So Mama and I went home... And then what happened? Let's see, I think... Uh, yeah. We went home and I learned both sides of the record in half an hour. We went back and told him that I'd learned 'em, and he said, "Let me hear," so I sang both sides of the record instead of just one. So he gave us cents, and we went across the street and had us a soda.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
Why don't you come up sometime and, ah, see me?
Tell me about it, stud!
Keep away from her, send for Chino
This is not the María wee-no'
This Wenesday, one woman will teach another woman to sound a little less retarded.
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby...
She was the greatest of them all. You wouldn't know, you're too young. In one week she received 17,000 fan letters. Men bribed her hairdresser to get a lock of her hair. There was a maharajah who came all the way from India to beg one of her silk stockings. Later he strangled himself with it!
I AM big. It's the pictures that got small!
Let me make one thing clear. I am not now — nor have I ever been — named ‘Fred.’
Is this true?
“I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.”
“Where did he conduct?”
“On the Baltimore and Ohio.”
We was at Rigoletto's, wit' you. Right, boss?
"Hey! Knock it off, will you, sis. I ain't saying this is the classiest joint in town, but we gotta draw the line somewhere. Come on! Back in your seat!"
Why is it that sooner or later no matter what we talk about... we wind up talking about Addie Ross?
----------[off voice] Maybe it's because if you girls didn't talk about me you wouldn't talk at all.
"We can make it! We can make it! I don't think we can make it."
I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all. It stretches on forever, like an ocean of time. For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout Camp, watching falling stars. [Gunshot] And yellow leaves from the maple trees that lined our street. [Gunshot] Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper. And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird. And Janie, and Janie. And Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain, and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry. You will someday.
R314 might be my favorite ever!!!
Wat'cha taking speech cleasses foah? Ya tawk foine!
Then you have shitty taste, R315
I'm damned if I'm going to stand here and have you tell me you're in love with somebody else. Because this isn't a convention weekend with your secretary, is it? Or - or some broad that you picked up after three belts of booze. This is your great winter romance, isn't it?
We're not a respectable network. We're a whorehouse network, and we have to take whatever we can get.
Well, I don't want any part of it. I don't fancy myself the president of a whorehouse.
What's really bugging me now is my daytime programming. NBC's got a lock on daytime - lousy game shows - and I'd like to bust them. I'm thinking of doing a homosexual soap opera, "The Dykes": The heart-rending saga about a woman hopelessly in love with her husband's mistress.
Tomorrow, I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free.
Sorry...I never forget a face...especially when I've sat on it.
I play the flute,sir, in honor of our forefathers who died in Lexington and Concord.
I'm going to go sink into a long, hot beauty bath now and try to erase the stink of a five-year marriage!
Your maudlin and full of self pity. Your magnificent.
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Whoa, that's gonna leave a mark!
Not a quote, but a great visual:
[bold]DUSK TO DAWN
3 MARGUERITE DURAS HITS
THE TRUCK - INDIA SONG - DESTROY, SHE SAID[/bold]
"Save a little craziness for menopause!"
"You don't need props, do you Baby?"
Having you in my family is a pretty dismal prospect.
"Oh Bomber..don't be forever a creep!"
You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
I make more money than Calvin Coolidge.....put togetha!
My God, is that thing real?
I can't figure out if you're a detective or a pervert.
"What's wrong with Muriel Puce???"
"...they even used Bon-Ami!"
You mean I'm being marked down? I've been kidnapped by K-Mart!
"take off her binder! take off her binder!"
Eat your checkers!
i've got the most scathingly brilliant idea!
I have to return some videotapes.
I live with two men, who live together.
I'll tell you in another life when we are both cats.
LOL @ R340! That's one movie I never expected to see quoted.
"Taro caro salomon!"
"Beulah--peel me a grape!"
Don't you know the meaning of propriety?
Propriety? Noun. Conformity to established standards of behavior or manners, suitability, rightness, or justice. See "etiquette."
Save the speech rummy. She's fucked - I'm ready - and the god damn show must go on.
Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
"Dr. Eve, next time I masturbate I think I'll try to fantasize about a woman that's a bit more manly. Oh I know! How about that Miss Jane Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillies? She kinda manly."
"There's only ONE little operation performed here, Mama, it's on the brain! It's called a lobotomy! You may have heard of it, or read about it, I know I have! They bore HOLES into your skull."
"Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!"
"Because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt."
He didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!
"They know I can't move a finger, and I won't. I'll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do... suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly."
I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.
"Mister Mango on my shoulder... Freddy! Dance with me!"
"A wed wose. How womantic."
"Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday,..."
"Say! Any of you guys know how to Madison?"
"You think every girl's a dope. You think a girl goes to a party and there's some guy in a fancy striped vest strutting around giving you that I'm-so-handsome-you-can't-resist-me look. From this she's supposed to fall flat on her face. Well, she doesn't fall on her face. But there's another guy in the room, over in the corner. Maybe he's nervous and shy and perspiring a little. First, you look past him. But then you sense that he's gentle and kind and worried. That he'll be tender with you, nice and sweet. That's what's really exciting."
If you have a milkshake. And I have a milkshake. And if I have a straw... My straw reaches across the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
"A cat makes a better mother then you!"
When you see the girl in the picture that was shown to you earlier today, you will say, "this is the girl". The rest of the cast can stay, that's up to you. But the choice for that lead girl is NOT up to you. Now,you will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad. Good night.
Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
I always had hopes of being a big star. But as you get older, you aim a little lower. Everybody wants to make an impression, some mark upon the world. Then you think, you've made a mark on the world if you just get through it, and a few people remember your name. Then you've left a mark. You don't have to bend the whole world. I think it's better to just enjoy it. Pay your dues, and just enjoy it. If you shoot a arrow and it goes real high, hooray for you.
R348 I love that you caught my quote....LOVE that movie!
"10 cents a cake? Well, its fine to be homespun in the country, but really!"
"Bunny Bixler and I were in the semi-finals - the very semi-finals, mind you - of the ping-pong tournament at the club and this ghastly thing happened. We were both playing way over our heads and the score was 29-28. And we had this really terrific volley and I stepped back to get this really terrific shot. And I stepped on the ping-pong ball! I just squashed it to bits. And then Bunny and I ran to the closet of the game room to get another ping-pong ball and the closet was locked! Imagine? We had to call the whole thing off. Well, it was ghastly. Well, it was just ghastly."
Last week he entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of him, two men got into an argument. One of them pulled a knife. Chris who would always make the best peace tried to break it up. He was stabbed in the throat. He died almost instantly.
It lies to her. It says things only a child can understand. It has been using her to restrain the others. To her it simply is another child. To us it is The Beast.
[yes, I know this movie was referenced earlier in the thread]
If she was here I'd probably be just as crazy now as I was then in about 5 minutes. Ain't that ridiculous?... Naw, it ain't really. 'Cause being crazy about a woman like her is always the right thing to do. Being an old decrepit bag of bones, that's what's ridiculous. Gettin' old.
Brian: Screw Maximilian!
Sally: I do.
Brian: So do I.
Sally: You two bastards!
Brian: Two? Two? Shouldn't that be three?
I'm afraid once they're done singing they're gonna take hostages!
Aww, the milk went bad while I was in jail.
But... but maybe he's only a little crazy like painters or composers or... or some of those men in Washington.
When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.
Robert! You came back!
Such a pretty name for a disease. Sounds like a rare flower, doesn't it?
All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me.
open the door for Mr. Muckle!
I think my biggest problem is being young and beautiful. It's my biggest problem because I've never BEEN young and beautiful. Oh, I been beautiful, and god knows I been young, but never the twain have met -- not so's anyone would notice, anyway.
Waiter. There is too much pepper in my paprikash.
I won't be ignored, Dan.
You,re not a man! Neither you, nor your father,if you know him, nor your sons if your neighbours made them for you.
His brain has not only been washed, as they say... It has been dry cleaned.
I'm poor, Black, I may even be ugly, but dear God, I'm here! I'm here!
Scudder missed his boat ?
Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think one's all right, he turns legit.
Not on Christmas, Dawn... not on Christmas!
I hate these walls! I hate that sofa! The only thing in this house that doesn't make me puke, is the front door... because THAT'S the way I'm getting OUT!
Oh, Heintz, she's straight from the gutter— a [italic]fille de joie[/italic]!
I see that tramp on TV and I'm embarrassed to be white.
I said, turn it off! Nobody laughs at me! Because I laugh first. At me! Me, from Seattle! Me, with no education. Me, with no talent, as you kept reminding me my whole life! Well, Mama look at me now. I'm a star!
I keep seeing these people, all recognizing each other. Something is passing between them all, some secret. It's a conspiracy, I know it.
Put 'em up! Put 'em up!
I'm going to sing you a song. I do hope you just love it. And even if you don't, I don't really mind. As long as you love me!
"You can't fool me. There ain't no sanity clause."
S: "Chewing gum helps me think."
A: "Try more gum!"
"I call myself Phoebe."
"And why not?"
Difficult color, green.
Tonya! Can you play the balalaika?
You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
Pink is my signature color.
S: Would you ever hurt me?
S: Neglect me?
S: Shit on me?
O: [pause] Do you want me to?
You're too short for that gesture. Besides, it went out with Mrs. Fiske.
Minnie Fiske, 1865 to 1932
"...Then you give your sister her half of THIS (slap)!"
Would you like me to seduce you?
“You do care a little for me, I know... but nothing to speak of, and you don't love me. I was yours once till death if you'd cared to keep me, but I'm someone else's now... and he's mine in a way that shocks you, but why don't you stop being shocked, and attend to your own happiness.”
Now, we shan't never be parted. It's finished.
"It looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
"No one thinks you're crazy, Nancy."
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
"How could I tell if there was toast under all that goo?"
"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'."
"I keep her underwear on this side. They were made specially for her by the nuns in the Convent of St. Claire."
"Sorry? What good is that? How could you ever repay the 30 seconds you have stolen from my life? I hate you, your husband, your children, and your relatives!"
Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag and had a nice beautician boyfriend.
"I'm almost sure that was the name."
"Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide gorilla?"
"Well, whatever I am, I could get you whatever you want."
"Well, what I really want is to suck his cock."
Oh my dear...that's something you'll never have to worry about.
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
Do you love her?
I don't know how I feel. I'm grateful I can feel anything. I know I'm obsessed with her.
Then say it. You keep telling me that you're obsessed, you're infatuated. Say that you're in love with her.
I'm in love with her.
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Soylent Green...is PEOPLE!
"...So how 'bout it, honey? Just for a little while? Let 'ole Trixie sit up front with her big tits."
On censored TV, "tits" is substituted with a poorly dubbed "ones."
"Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"
Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it.
You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious.
Good Lord, Francine! Don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people in your home? Call me a cab, this instant.
Three days later, the unthinkable happened. Mrs. Manson Mingott sent out invitations summoning everyone to a formal dinner. Such an occasion demanded the most careful consideration. It required the appropriate plate. It also called for three extra footmen, two dishes for each course, and a Roman punch in the middle. The dinner, New York read on the invitation, was "to meet the Countess Olenska." And New York... declined.
Morris... deserted me. Now do you admire me, Father?
Can't you just sit here and look out into the air? Isn't that enough? Do you always have to badger me for attention?
Mount me if you must, but please ... not a kiss!
What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.
The grief from his wife's death became greater and greater agony. The home they had so long shared became a tomb, a sweet memory of her joyous living. The sky to which he had once looked was now only a covering for her dead body. The ever-beautiful flowers she had planted with her own hands became nothing more than the lost roses of her cheeks. Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home... never to return again!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence -- the word and the act.
While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains: sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well.
Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of Woman. The softness is there -- the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: Handle with care, and don't drop your guard.
This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, anytime, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist -- or a dancer in a go-go club!
"Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's. There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily...(sips scotch)I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. Now, about this pickle we find ourselves in. It would appear there's only thing left for you to do.."
"And what would that be?"
"Say 'auf Wiedersehen' to your Nazi balls!"
Orange mocha frappuccino!
And when they bury me, they can put on the gravestone, 'This was a big waste of time.'
I coulda' been a contender.....
Instead of a bum, which is what I am - let's face it, Charley
Well, here we are at another murder. I'd rather we met for miniature golf!
"Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard."
Seize them and FUCK them!
There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.
We're into B&D, but not S&M. We met at the A&P.
Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
"Are you sure you have everything, Otis?"
"I've never had any complaints yet."
"Now here is a little peninsula and, uh, here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland."
"Why a duck?"
"I'm all right. How are you?"
"You look like the Fourth of July!, makes me want a hot dog real baaad..."
My God, it's full of stars.
You're so resourceful, dear. I ought to go to you for plots.
You ought to go to someone!
You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.
Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?
Rebels are we! Born to be free!
H: You stupid fuck.
V: You goddamn bitch.
H: I brought you to a Remington party and what's my thanks? It's on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke.
V: Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.
"Just say NO!!!"
3 minutes to Wapner
"I'm an excellent driver."
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
Do you know that they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans in prison, Ernest?
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
THE GREATEST THING YOU'LL EVER LEARN IS JUST TO LOVE AND BE LOVED IN RETURN.
It's wrong! Shockingly wrong!
I want them to know I want them to know.
" On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this, I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building. And when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck, it looked...like THIS!! Yessir--the worst accident I ever seen!"
I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!
[italic]BREAD MAKES YOU [bold]FAT[/bold]?!?[/italic]
I wasn't always like this. Oh, I mean, of course I was always visually stunning ...
Heather over there in the deli, she comes to work in her blue jeans and her tattoos and her piercings. No glamor. Bag your groceries, yes, but I'm talkin' about glamor. Mystique.
While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.
Blanche: You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this chair.
Jane: But you *are*, Blanche! You *are* in that chair!
"This check seems to be made out to "selfish, arrogant dickhead."
"They'll cash it. They know it's you."
"Do you like vegetables? I've always been fond of root crops but I only started to grow last summer. I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi', OH so very special... about a FIRM young carrot."
"Emma, how is your life going to turn out if you keep having children with that man? What miracle is going to come along to rescue you?"
"I was talking to Bianca, and she was saying that in her culture they have these rites of passages and rituals and cermonies, and, just all kinds of things that, when you do them, go through them, let you know that you're an adult? Doesn't that sound great?"
Bialistok and Blume, Bialistok and Blume
"Ah yes, little Mary! A delightful if somewhat... willful child. She'll make an excellent Pileforth student!"
"I don't believe this! I have to get up at 5:30 every morning so I can beat rush hour traffic into the city and go sit behind a desk for eight hours a day and miss Oprah Winfrey everyday on my summer vacation!!! And then, I get to drive home in gridlock IN A VOLVO with no air conditioning just so I can take care of you guys and put food on the damn table! It's a rat race and it sucks, Kenny. So what do you want, a medal?!!"
I love, R486.
I'll never let go, Jack. I promise.
"Christopher Columbus! What richness!"
Julius Caesar: Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in fo' me!
"It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!"
"Like I said, Hell No!"
Dora, I suspect you're a treasure.
"Newland. You couldn't be happy if it meant being cruel. If we act any other way I'll be making you act against what I love in you most. And I can't go back to that way of thinking. Don't you see? I can't love you unless I give you up."
"Will somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a bat steals all of my press? THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!"
"Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo! So long ago when there was nothing but our love! No politics, no plotting, no war!"
"Militant arm of the warm blooded oppressors! Animal protectors of the status quo! FIRST... I'll rid myself of the FURRED and FEATHERED pests... and then Gotham will be mine.. for the GREENING!"
"So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!"
"All the Schlegels are exceptional. They are British to the backbone, of course, but their father was German, which is why they care for literature and art."
Vuld the doctor care for a brandy?
They'll love it Pomona.
They'll love it every place!
A: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
D:: Well, there goes your social life.
"Have you known what it was to lie in bed for three days because you had nothing to eat... in a room with three other families and a toilet in the middle... a big pan with a plank on it... and your father making love to a street whore in the corner?"
"Whores and metaphors don't mix. Who are you?"
"I'm Cinderella, Cleopatra. Goldie Hawn, Eva Braun. I'm little Miss Muffett, I'm Pocahontas. I'm whoever you want me to be, reverend!"
"Signor Ravelli's first selection will be, 'Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping', with a male chorus."
"I catch you with that punk one more time, and he's a dead man! You know what I'm saying? D-E-D!"
"I'm approaching the age when Mother first began showing signs of strain."
This is a major intellectual and he leaves a note that says "I've gone out the window."
Yeah. Well. That's just like. Your opinion. Man.
"You mean the David Lo Pan that is Chairman of the National Orient Bank and owns the Wing Kong Import/Export Trading Company, but who's so reclusive that no one's even laid eyes on this guy in years?!"
"When one woman strikes at the heart of another she seldom misses, and the wound is invariably fatal!"
"DEBBY DOES DALLAS. DEBBY DOES DES MOINES. DEBBY DOES DÜSSELDORF. Busy girl, that Debby."
"No, no, no, no. I'm too young to be a grandmother. Grandmothers are old. They bake, and they sew, and they tell you stories about the Depression. I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake! I peed in a field! I hung on to The Who's helicopter as it flew away!"
"You selfish girl! This union has been planned since their infancy. Do you think it can be prevented by a young woman of inferior birth whose own sister's elopement resulted in a scandalously patched-up marriage only achieved at the expense of your uncle? Heaven and Earth! Are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted?!!! Now tell me once and for all, are you engaged to him?"
I'll wind up like the guy with the wool cap who delivers for the florist.
And I was taught that to be an actress, one should be fashionable, and to be fashionable is to be androgynous. And I am androgynous not less than David Bowie himself. And they call me beautiful, and I kill with my cunt. Isn't it fashionable?
I can hear Dame Judi right now, R514.
“If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient.”
"He's not a floozy. He can't be a floozy. You're a floozy."
Love you, R410! Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah?
Thanks, I just got it stuffed.
Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.
You know where you can bury your hatchet? Now get your bony ass outta my sight!
I think it's a reasonable assumption that if you're dead you don't suddenly turn up in the New York City Transit System.
She's my sister AND my daughter!
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.
Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis breath!
"We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But we're going back again in a couple of weeks."
Molly, you in danger, girl.
[through the wall] ... and please don't tell me what Laura-Louise said, 'cause I'm *not* interested!
"Operator, I've been trying to get 555-8129. 212? The recording says its been disconnected?!! Operator, this is a real emergency. PLEASE. You HAVE to give me that number.
Well *FUCK YOU*!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.
Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement!
Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!
Who wants to go to a fucking school and learn to dance anyway?!
"Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."
I want to deceive him enough to make him - want me.
You're a bunch of superstitious ding-dongs!
....Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light.
Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it.
So, my sister and Robbie were never able to have the time together they both so longed for... and deserved. Which ever since I've... ever since I've always felt I prevented. But what sense of hope or satisfaction could a reader derive from an ending like that?
Be a good little girl and put your vagina up to the phone!
There seems to be an alien pubic hair in my gin. Never seen it before in my life! Have you?
See how beautiful Edie was when she was young? It’s perfectly foolish of her not to look that way now. You look horrible.
"You're sore because you've fallen for a little drunk you tamed in Miami and you don't like it. It makes you sick all over, doesn't it? People will laugh at you, the invincible Devlin, in love with someone who isn't worth even wasting the words on."
All right, all right, don't lose your blob!
"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for awhile because you're probably wanted for murder."
Look, I've got ONE job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it! OK?!?!?
You're just a virgin who can't drive.
"He's what you'd call neat. Not 'neat': terrific. 'Neat': neat. He is so neat its revolting. He only does it to show me up. A real goody-goody. A perfect person and a creep. His name is Ben, but I call him Ape-Face."
Is everybody gay?!
I suppose you think that's very funny, Harold... Oh, dinner at eight, Harold. And do try and be a little more vivacious.
Now, listen. I've put up with a lot. I've tolerated plastic flower arrangements. I overlooked ceramic hands clasped in prayer and even a sphinx whose head lit up.
But I draw the line at pickled Negro babies on the mantelpiece in a jar!
I am not mad at you; I am mad at the dirt.
Benjamin don't be absurd.
"I'm going back in the closet, where men are empty overcoats."
Wrinkled, wrinkled little star, hope they never see the scars.
"Peppermint dick. Peppermint clit!"
Don't you lower your voice to me!
"You are a sad and pathetic man. You're a homosexual and you don't want to be. But there is nothing you can do to change it. Not all your prayers to your God, not all the analysis you can buy in all the years you have left to live. You may very well one day be able to know a heterosexual life if you want it desperately enough - if you pursue it with the fervor with which you annihilate - but you will always be homosexual as well. Always, Michael. Always. Until the day you die."
Queer Cinema 101
"Why am I not right for this part, Mr. Carlyle? I'm an actress. I'm a character actress."
"Five hundred dolla!!"
There's an old joke: uh, two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
"You might as well wait. It'll save time. I'm going in the house to murder someone. Wilmer!"
"Where are the chips? You ate 'em, didn't you? You did! You did!"
"Imagine my surprise when I got your call, Max."
"Yeah. I had the feeling that I got you at a bad moment. You know, I heard high-pitched squealing."
"Twins, Max! 16 years-old. Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities?"
Hey man! What's in the big pink box?
"Why is there a watermelon there?"
"I'll tell you later."
Even I know the difference between lovin’ somebody and just going to bed with him.
My, my, the bulimia has certainly paid off.
Rommel...you magnificent bastard, I read your BOOK!
Hello. Is this the Harrington residence?
Yes, this is the Harrington residence.
Can I talk to your mother, please?
Well, you could, but you can't.
This will only take a moment, I promise you.
My mother isn't receiving today.
Well, perhaps if you told her that--
Don't you understand English, you arse? We are not at home!
"Shut up! You're in Dubrovnik. I don't hear you."
There are worse things than chastity, Mr. Shannon.
Everyday, you make me proud. But today, you get a card.
I carried a watermelon ????
Charlotte, you drive like old people make love.
I wanna stay!
And do what?
Finish high school!
Great start. What's your major? Town tramp?
No Mom, the town already has one.
You're a vile, sorry little bitch!
Fuck you...and Barbra Streisand!
Life... is a cookie.
Take thirty dollars, you'll need cab fare.
That image will hhhhaunt me forever.
Dora, I suspect you are a treasure.
Lets not linger over it.
Meet me in Montauk
We both love soup.
Likewise, I'm sure
We could not talk or talk for ever and still find things to not talk about.
I Always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
A tiger????? In Africah???
Miss Barrett, do you realize you are going UP the down staircase?
Our new one-piece foundation garment, zips up the back and no bones.
I feel like I just need to really listen to my inner instinct and my inner instinct says... "Don't go right now". So I'm not going out. I'm gonna be right here until I, until I get another message... from myself.
"This is my life. It always will be. There's nothing else - just us, and the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark. All right, Mr De Mille, I'm ready for my close-up..."
There's people who sit home all day, they have potential, okay. I mean they go to the balls and they prove that they have potentials on actually selling a garment. Okay, but they like, being that I have this potential the ballroom tells me, okay, the ballroom tells me that I'm somebody.
When the ballroom is over, when you come home, you have to convince yourself that you are somebody. And that's where they get lost.
"You will kneel."
"I will WHAAAAAT?!"
"ON YOUR KNEEEES."
"You DARE ask the Proconsul of the Roman Empire?!!"
"I ASKED it of Julius Caesar! I ***DEMAND*** it of YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"