OP, you better take it back before you get cut bitch!
Colton, the fabric of our lives.
Even though he's young, his mentality is a relic of a society that turns gay people into minstrels, and so he's a parody of himself.
He's also there with his fiance, and so it further destabilizes a personality which is already not the most level-headed, to begin with.
Makes perfect sense to me, what's happening, and previews for next week.
First Andy on Big Brother, now Colton, even I hate us now
When assholes like this act out with such confidence and joy they're just raging, tangled messes of identity crisis inside. Plus, Colton is probably spoiled rotten and prone to sissy tantrums. And although gay marriage is becoming more and more legal and more widely accepted, that doesn't mean that many of us gay folk don't get "engaged" after two weeks of dating. Shit, I knew guys who were fiances after the second date before gay marriage was even on any agenda. So I question the severity of Colton and his "fiance". I'd rather stick my dick in a chinese finger trap than even have passing eye contact with Colton.
What are you guys talking about? Is this a soap thread?
Survivor contestant is my guess, R7. Colton Cumbie or some such.
It's a contestant on Survivor, R7. A vile queen unlike any ever seen.
Colton = REPUBLICAN bitchy queen on Survivor talking shit about everyone.
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What the hell does Caleb see in a bitchy queen like Colton? Granted, I haven't seen enough of Caleb to tell what he's really like, but he seems like a nice-enough guy. Are there so few gay men in whatever Alabama town they live in that Colton is his only dating choice? They're the closest thing I've seen in gay men to a butch-femme couple.
On the first season, Colton bragged about how he was a Republican because he "valued work".
Colton is so vile, that after a few more weeks you all will be begging for Big Brother's Andy to come back.
Girl at R12, you did not just call my man a femme!
Really, I had no idea, and after seeing the pics I still don't care. I prefer men who look like men, anyway, not teenage boys.
This thread is dumb.
Don't know what are you guys talking about.
No R23, YOU'RE dumb!
Shawn Pyfrom is gearing up to smack a bitch, even if he has to stand on a stack of phonebooks to do it.
You bitches need to leave me alone or I'll sick Yolanda, my old black maid and Grady, my coloured butler, on you all.
Aww Shawny you are so devoted to me, I might take you back someday!
I clicked on this for the latest on Colton Haynes. Highly disappointed. Does anyone know why ONTD doesn't like Colton on that board?
You laugh but I actually had co-workers who started putting me down because of how Richard Hatch behaved on the first Survivor.
R12, maybe he does a good Monica Lewinsky impersonation. That explains a lot of weird pairings, IMO.
R29, he did "black face" twice for halloween and people in ONTD think he is a racist.
He did Kanye West and Ghandi. He also did that Powder character from that cult movie from the 90s.
He's an equal opportunity color-facer.
This thread was very confusing. I thought Colton Haynes had gotten engaged to a woman, and we were lashing out.
Then I realized it was about the Survivor guy. I only saw the first ep because I was waiting for the finale of BB. He was insufferable.
What's his history on the show?
Well, he was brought on the show as a sidekick for Stephen Amell. His character will eventually become Speedy.