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The Goldbergs

Ucch. I give it 3 more episodes before this thing is aborted. Too bad, there's some very good talent in here, but it's apparently written and directed by an 8 year old on speed.

by Anonymousreply 55August 21, 2020 4:29 AM

Is it sponsored by Depends?

by Anonymousreply 1September 25, 2013 4:37 AM

Yeah, I caught a few minutes of it and it's crap. Not to mention it's up against "NCIS:LA" and "The Voice." It's doomed.

by Anonymousreply 2September 25, 2013 4:38 AM

The ending videos showing how the show is based on real people and real stories was ... weird.

I watched it mostly because it was on after SHIELD and I had nothing else to do. But I probably won't be back.

by Anonymousreply 3September 25, 2013 4:54 AM

Does this one have the canned laughter?

I'm assuming it does since it looks like the whole gimmick is to just drop pop culture references to the 80s. Since that's not actually funny or clever, I figured they need to assist the audience by instructing them on when it's time to laugh.

by Anonymousreply 4September 25, 2013 4:58 AM

I knew it would be awful when it was clear Jeff Garlin was playing the role originated by Gertrude Berg...

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by Anonymousreply 5September 25, 2013 5:39 AM

I think they must have added the Patton Oswalt narration to tell us what was funny.

by Anonymousreply 6September 25, 2013 5:43 AM

"JEWS ARE FUNNY! JEWS ARE FUNNY! JEWS ARE SO SO FUNNY!"

by Anonymousreply 7September 25, 2013 6:36 AM

It's the Jewish version of "The Middle". I watched.......oh vey !

by Anonymousreply 8September 25, 2013 6:56 AM

Really awful pilot.

Don't understand how it got picked up. Competition must have been even worse.

I imagine it will be gone by November.

by Anonymousreply 9September 25, 2013 9:56 AM

The middle kid has something interesting to him. There's something about his desire to be cool and his complete lack of coolness that has a spark.

But I hated this pilot and found it exhausting to watch. By the second commercial break, I realized that I'd just been watching a bunch of people argue and be contrary. It was negative emotion after negative emotion.

The youngest kid is inexplicable. He makes no sense and rings completely false. And he is supposed to be the creator of the show. Go figure.

The mother seems to exist in her own universe and reminds me of no human being I've ever met.

There is a strange lack of focus in the pilot... whose story are we telling? It has to be the youngest kid since he's the one narrating, right? But he has very little story to tell. And we go in telling a story about the grandfather, but then it shifts around...

And then the cursing, and the shit jokes...

And did the daughter vanish about ten minutes in?

by Anonymousreply 10September 25, 2013 10:15 AM

Is it an 'official' update on the Gertrude Berg show??!

by Anonymousreply 11September 25, 2013 10:38 AM

We need more Jews on television!

by Anonymousreply 12September 25, 2013 1:58 PM

Love it!

by Anonymousreply 13September 25, 2013 3:01 PM

I wanted to cry every time the father was abusive to the poor middle child. I hate people like that. They don't realize that child abuse can be verbal as much as physical. That poor kid will have issues for the rest of his life.

Horrible, disgusting show that shouldn't be allowed on the air.

by Anonymousreply 14September 25, 2013 4:27 PM

Opened to 9 mil viewers. Suck it, haters. I liked it.

by Anonymousreply 15September 25, 2013 4:48 PM

The younger boy has pre-gay face.

by Anonymousreply 16September 25, 2013 7:00 PM

What a waste of Wendy, she's a truly brilliant comedienne (Reno 911). It's like they've defanged her.

by Anonymousreply 17September 25, 2013 7:11 PM

Nothing for the Goldbergs!

by Anonymousreply 18September 25, 2013 11:58 PM

R10 Don't you get it ? Everything you described, IS the Jewish life. Exhausting (to watch), a bunch of people arguing, and being contrary, negative emotion, after negative emotion, inexplicable, mother existing in her own universe, the cursing, the shit jokes ....Welcome o being Jewish !

by Anonymousreply 19September 26, 2013 12:10 AM

There was way too much screaming on this show.

by Anonymousreply 20September 26, 2013 12:16 AM

This show looks a lot like the Chris Meloni mid-season pick up...

by Anonymousreply 21September 26, 2013 7:19 PM

I sort of like it.

by Anonymousreply 22November 11, 2013 9:51 PM

Wendy deserves better but at least she's employed I guess.

by Anonymousreply 23November 11, 2013 9:57 PM

Me too, R22. The first 2-3 episodes I found to be a little scratchy. But I think it found its voice.

by Anonymousreply 24November 12, 2013 4:26 AM

[quote]Opened to 9 mil viewers. Suck it, haters. I liked it.

you're an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 25November 12, 2013 4:52 AM

I liked the last episode when the brother was driving around and singing along to "It's Tricky" and then drinking by the bonfire. Good memories for me.

by Anonymousreply 26November 12, 2013 5:44 AM

totally devoid of any charm whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 27November 12, 2013 5:59 AM

I just watched this show for the first time tonight (thanks for bringing it to my attention, Wendy Williams!) and I loved it! I actually laughed, which I rarely do…there's just something about scripted shows that I don't like. But this one got me to set my DVR for a series recording! Praying it doesn't get cancelled. I just wish the little kid wasn't the star of the show…his character is weak & generally not interesting. LOVE the parents.

by Anonymousreply 28March 19, 2014 5:54 AM

I tried watching this a couple of times but the kid has a midwestern accent that seemed to get stronger with each episode and is ridiculously distracting for its lack of continuity with the rest of the family/cast.

by Anonymousreply 29March 19, 2014 11:20 PM

The show is god-awful. R28 = paid network shill

by Anonymousreply 30March 20, 2014 1:35 AM

Good use of In A Big Country in the last episode. I love the grandpa. He's 80 ffs. It's a harmless sitcom, I like it.

by Anonymousreply 31March 20, 2014 1:46 AM

Gramps is the best character

by Anonymousreply 32March 20, 2014 1:47 AM

I was very surprised to learn that Patton Oswalt is doing the voice over (that of the youngest son now grown up) very Wonder Years.

by Anonymousreply 33March 20, 2014 2:05 AM

This show seems to gave gotten better since it started. I hated it when I watched an early ep, but it improved towards the end of the season. It's not The Wonder Years or That 70s show, but it's decent. I was a child of the 80s, so it brings back a lot of memories. The only thing I don't like is the casting of the father. He annoys me big time.

by Anonymousreply 34September 25, 2014 5:26 AM

I still haven't found anything to like about this show.

by Anonymousreply 35September 25, 2014 5:43 AM

I love Jeff Garlin in Curb Your Enthusiasm. His comic timing is fantastic, especially so since CYE is basically improv, no scripts. This show's writing is pretty weak, and I do not like media that makes fun of Jews (God's Chosen People).

by Anonymousreply 36September 25, 2014 5:58 AM

Someone please explain to me how that kid is not gay.

by Anonymousreply 37October 2, 2014 1:22 AM

Wendy does a fantastic overpowering Jewish Mother without resorting to stereotyping. This is about the only thing I like about the show.

by Anonymousreply 38October 2, 2014 1:26 AM

R37 Which one? They both seem pretty gay. And the younger one has a really strange way of pronouncing some words.

by Anonymousreply 39October 2, 2014 1:28 AM

Jesus Christ, Superstar, how can the same people who are still sucking marrow from "The Golden Girls'" bones thirty years on nitpick "The Goldbergs?"

This is genius, knowing, hits the sweet spot between being sly and not being insufferable. Cast is perfect

Plus, who hates the Eighties?(besides the Datalounge "I hate the Eighties/Reagan's diapers" troll)

by Anonymousreply 40October 2, 2014 1:37 AM

R39, please see my post at R29.

by Anonymousreply 41October 2, 2014 1:39 AM

It's a terrible show about two awful people and their insufferable children. They totally fuck up the 80s vibe with cliches and anachronism.

by Anonymousreply 42October 2, 2014 1:45 AM

I've seen a few episodes of the 50s version with Gertrude Berg. It's a nice, sweet show. Think Andy Griffith, but Jewish.

Adapts a Jackie Mason accent: "So what did they have to name this show The Goldbergs for? There wasn't another Jewish name they could have used?! "

by Anonymousreply 43October 2, 2014 1:57 AM

R42▶ Describes "The Cosby Show" in his first sentence.

by Anonymousreply 44October 2, 2014 1:57 AM

I like this show, although I think every single one of the children were miscast. The little one is too robotic, the older brother is non-stop annoying and the sister looks latino. Wendy is what keeps me coming back…I'll watch anything that woman is in.

by Anonymousreply 45October 2, 2014 5:00 AM

It's apparently doing very well in its second season.

by Anonymousreply 46October 2, 2014 5:36 AM

The line about being at the child's table at the Last Supper was pretty good.

Did you notice Wendi's "Reno 911" co-star Cedric Yarbrough as the Canadian hockey fan who sang O Canada"?

by Anonymousreply 47October 2, 2014 5:58 AM

It's no Everybody Hates Chris.

by Anonymousreply 48October 3, 2014 1:52 AM

The line about the kid's table had too long of a set-up. It ended up falling flat because you knew what was coming.

by Anonymousreply 49October 3, 2014 1:54 AM

How did a show about a Jewish family cast so few actual Jews?

by Anonymousreply 50August 21, 2020 3:34 AM

Fuck you for 'bumping' this 6 year old thread. The series is dead.

by Anonymousreply 51August 21, 2020 3:40 AM

Weirdly, it is not dead but still on the air.

by Anonymousreply 52August 21, 2020 3:43 AM

hey, dumbass at r51, stop being such a fucking crybaby because someone asked a question on an old thread. you're the type of tired, haggard, nasty, filthy, skanky, low down, two bit piece of shit who'd lose your mind if someone asked a question like i did on a new thread instead of searching dl for an old thread that might be relevant.

so delete your account, swallow the bullet, and put us out of your misery.

yours,

r60

by Anonymousreply 53August 21, 2020 4:02 AM

^r50. and fuck you for making me type the wrong digit, r51.

by Anonymousreply 54August 21, 2020 4:03 AM

Seek help, psycho at r50/r54.

by Anonymousreply 55August 21, 2020 4:29 AM
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