I find him extremely attractive, but the problem is that I have very little to bring to a relationship with him. I have average looks, have no money, and the closest thing to a celebrity I know is my mother's first cousin Eugene, a librarian who occasionally performs in some of the plays in his town's little playhouse. I am Jewish and live in New York City (well, sort of...in Queens), if that helps. What can I do to enhance my appeal?
He would never date a normal guy, op. He would be really high maintenance and annoying anyway, if it is any consolation.
I wouldn't wish dating Andy Cohen on my worst friend.
[quote]What can I do to enhance my appeal?
Have you considered learning to speak fluent French? It drives the boys wild.
[quote]What can I do to enhance my appeal?
Be someone entirely different.
Andy just gave the public what they wanted. No one put a gun to their heads and told them to watch. If they didn't find the trash TV they wanted on Bravo, they would've turned elsewhere. Can't blame the guy for wanting to make some buck over our gutter culture. He is much better than those famewhores he employs. You can see during the reunion shows that he sees them as little more than circus performers and views them with disdain. I've heard only nice things about him when he's off-set. He really is my dream bf in every way possible.
You should have seen him on the teaser to his Wendy Williams interview today. Bent over, with his ass stuck out as he spanked himself.And that ridiculous grimace.
[quote]He really is my dream bf in every way possible.
You dream of twitchy self-obsessed famewhores?
Bonne chance. The world is your oyster.
[quote]You can see during the reunion shows that he sees them as little more than circus performers and views them with disdain.
The only show I watch is the Beverly Hills one and I don't think he views all of them with disdain.
Look at this pic...hardly the look of disdain.
He's crosseyed. Maybe he won't notice what you look like.
Didn't I hear he as engagd to certan famous ex-NHL'er?
you'll have to take a number sir
He once described his dream BF as "Jew F.K., Jr."
Good luck with that, OP.
Gurl, you need to fix that body! Go to the gym and get a rockin' body if nothing else.
OP, you don't stand a chance in hell.
I think he might find you appealing if you could turn yourself into a fairly hot, well-built straight guy.
And it would be a bonus if you had no interest in him whatsoever. He lives for that.
He's not that picky. On the Bravo website he once enthused about the sexiness of John Katehis, one of the so-called Craigslist Killers.
And I'm not referring to Philip Markoff, the cute blond med student. I mean this:
[quote]"Jew F.K., Jr."
Kinda describes me. 25 years ago.
But I'm looking for a WASP Seth Meyers.
"He is much better than those famewhores he employs."
No, he's every single bit as famewhorish as the people he employs. He only likes to pretend he is.
And if everyone jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, would he do it too? Not everyone caters to shit culture.
OP, you could do so much better.
Lemme tell ya, Jewish boys can be difficult....
OP probably jacks off to the "infant porn" scene in A Serbian Film and the shit-eating wedding banquet from Salò.
I can see where your coming from. Have you seen him out in NYC? Is it possible to meet him or contact him?
Maybe he has a really revolting fetish? That might lower his dating standards, so there's always a glimmer of hope OP.
Also, drug addiction could destroy his life and you may someday recognize that bum who pees on your dumpster is Andy Cohen! Then you could save him.
So pray for tragedy, OP.
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